Massage Parlor Reports

**MassErrection** · 11-08-22 12:47

Lot of cuties circulated through that joint. I'd work out hardcore across the street, shower then pay them a visit. There was a girl that loved to rub her feet on my junk and play with the old brown eye while I laid face down. Attractive girl too. Makes me miss the good old days.

**IcyBlu** · 11-07-22 14:25

Originally Posted by Jimmysixxx7 [View Original Post]

Washington, Oregon, California, and New York are all great. Hell Canada has a great scene in cities I've been to, Calgary, Vancouver, Toronto and Montreal.

MN used to be so much better up until the early / mid 2010's.

I think things went downhill after the Thai agency bust that garnered national attention. Seems like Minnesotans automatically associate Asian massages places with trafficking nowadays.

Five Senses was the last FS place I visited. Miss just walking in and getting serviced.

**BurtForPres** · 11-07-22 10:58

Originally Posted by BlondSuave [View Original Post]

I just moved here from South Carolina (I know, but there's more to life than weather). You couldn't drive 10 minutes without passing a FS AMP in Columbia or Greenville and Charlotte NC was fantastic. What the hell?

Welcome to the club brother. If it's any consolation, I came from Nebraska. There is actually jack shit down there for AMP's. So uh. It could be worse?

There are more joints here than you'd initially think though. They're not exactly everywhere, but there are options if you research through the forum for a while. DM some senior members for tips.

**Jimmysixxx7** · 11-06-22 22:51

Originally Posted by Gatrfn [View Original Post]

Moved here from Florida. This is a complete wasteland. You can get much better in WI or IA and that boggles the mind.

Washington, Oregon, California, and New York are all great. Hell Canada has a great scene in cities I've been to, Calgary, Vancouver, Toronto and Montreal.

**Gatrfn** · 11-06-22 16:21

Originally Posted by BlondSuave [View Original Post]

I just moved here from South Carolina (I know, but there's more to life than weather). You couldn't drive 10 minutes without passing a FS AMP in Columbia or Greenville and Charlotte NC was fantastic. What the hell?

Moved here from Florida. This is a complete wasteland. You can get much better in WI or IA and that boggles the mind.

**Blond Suave** · 11-06-22 12:13

I just moved here from South Carolina (I know, but there's more to life than weather). You couldn't drive 10 minutes without passing a FS AMP in Columbia or Greenville and Charlotte NC was fantastic. What the hell?

**OnlyMe1234** · 11-06-22 11:10

Anyone know the story behind the AMP on Geneva Ave south of 694 in Oakdale closing? Was at a different place a couple of weeks ago and the lady said a place in Oakdale got busted and was shut down. I wasn't sure if that was true or if she was just using it as an excuse not to offer anything extra. At the time, I hadn't heard anything so I couldn't respond to her claim. Looking back, I should have asked which place and for more details but didn't think about it at the time (too busy trying to get more). Yesterday, I was at Fleet Farm and decided to drive by and see if was open. Not only was it closed down, the front room was all cleaned out and the sign was gone. RM shows they are closed but Google still shows them as being open and their website is still active.

A side note / question, has that road always been called Geneva Ave? I thought it was Century Ave all the way from south Maplewood up to White Bear Lake.

**Pga231** · 11-05-22 14:33

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

Texted her like thrice now. No response. Hope you have more success. I kinda have a thing for older white ladies.

She's been around for years, hadn't seen her post anything in a long time. She use to go by Dawn Marie, huge cans not much to look at. I saw her years ago when she was younger, like 50 LOL.

**ViagraN** · 11-04-22 18:49

Originally Posted by JoeMaleMpls [View Original Post]

Funny story I saw her about 20th years ago. Not she if she was working back then. We met outside the seen and when back to her house. No massage at all but she has a great Hoover for a mouth however the wall in the meat room have seen better days. It was stretched out and she made weird noises during sex. I had to go greek just to finish she did pretty wet (no squirt) but running down her leg. Not she if she has kids or what but that meat locker had no friction left. Never saw her again but not surprised she a working girl now. Not the only one I see working that I hooked up with in the past.

Again no idea what her service is like and she was pretty annoying back then.

I only saw her once. She played country music from her TV. Okay massage, then a rather uninterested HE. Glad to hear some of you received more. I was not motivated to return.

If I recall the place smelled pretty much from cigarettes which I don't like too much.

**DudeMan8512** · 11-04-22 14:04

Originally Posted by Go4MN [View Original Post]

Went yesterday, parking sucks. Curtain for doors. 2 ladies, neither much to look at. Good massage actually from MT. Standard.

Thanks for the update.

**HumbleChap** · 11-04-22 11:01

Originally Posted by Go4MN [View Original Post]

Went yesterday, parking sucks. Curtain for doors. 2 ladies, neither much to look at. Good massage actually from MT. Standard.

Parking does suck. Walk 100 feet across a lawn or park in the one designated spot. Of note, the upstairs has futons / closed doors. Services that are available at nearby providers are available here for less of a tip, but more whining. YMMV.

**Go4MN** · 11-04-22 10:26

Originally Posted by DudeMan8512 [View Original Post]

Anyone check out that new joint lucky massage in Saint Michael?

Went yesterday, parking sucks. Curtain for doors. 2 ladies, neither much to look at. Good massage actually from MT. Standard.

**JoeMaleMpls** · 11-04-22 09:11

Originally Posted by Loran70 [View Original Post]

This popped up while I was scouting today.

https://hot.com/us/mn/burnsville/esc...y/nadia/m-7xHO

So, does anyone know if she is active again?

Has some fun with her before the pandemic.

Funny story I saw her about 20th years ago. Not she if she was working back then. We met outside the seen and when back to her house. No massage at all but she has a great Hoover for a mouth however the wall in the meat room have seen better days. It was stretched out and she made weird noises during sex. I had to go greek just to finish she did pretty wet (no squirt) but running down her leg. Not she if she has kids or what but that meat locker had no friction left. Never saw her again but not surprised she a working girl now. Not the only one I see working that I hooked up with in the past.

Again no idea what her service is like and she was pretty annoying back then.

**JoeMaleMpls** · 11-04-22 09:02

Originally Posted by AlVa45 [View Original Post]

Saw her recently, no extras (I heard from someone here they might have done it before but nothing was offered to me), I think she's pretty and she didn't drape me much while on my stomach.

Worked well for my wants but not for anyone looking for more, it was a pretty good massage though and both of her locations have a shower. If you end up going to her home office be sure to request that she prepares the shower when making an appointment.

I can second the no extras but will add she was the biggest tease I have had before. I wrote a review before too. She comes in the room and removed the towel completely which normally is a good sign. Got deep into inner thigh still nothing. Flip still no dripping she even looks at it and goes "oh my very nice but, we don't do that here" continued to massage getting closer and closer running her nails all around and so so close continue to look into my eyes with a smile licking her lips. Then wouldn't even let my DIY. Massage was good but didn't feel relaxed at all when I left.

I think Mass was able to break through but he is the only one I have ever heard of doing so.

**ViagraN** · 11-03-22 23:55

Originally Posted by AlVa45 [View Original Post]

Saw her recently, no extras (I heard from someone here they might have done it before but nothing was offered to me), I think she's pretty and she didn't drape me much while on my stomach.

Worked well for my wants but not for anyone looking for more, it was a pretty good massage though and both of her locations have a shower. If you end up going to her home office be sure to request that she prepares the shower when making an appointment.

Yeah, the time I saw her in her house the cat litter box was in the shower. I have not been to the new location; good to know there is a shower there.

Good massage but never erotic for me. I think Mass got more from this group but not necessarily from this therapist (Angela). But to my knowledge nobody else has received extras from this extended group. Each of the two principals has people working for them, so it is hard to narrow down who did what for him.

In general, the Ukrainians / Russians don't offer extras. They cluster in Edina and my guess is Edina LE visits them from time to time.