Negative Escort Reviews

[JonJon499]

Almost forgot about this girl until I scrolling through old messages in my phone. She isn't around right now in Orlando, but whatever agency she's under uses the same number for the ads. I want to say her name was Catalina, maybe? Either way, I get to her I-drive motel / hotel and I see this small overweight woman talking on the phone on the second floor. I text saying that I have arrived to no response. The lady goes to her room, and I receive a text to head up. Lo and behold, it was the same woman. She must have been 20-30 pounds heavier than her pictures (she does a good job of not showing her belly). Now, a bit of a catfish but it is her from the pics, so I continue. Then when we get past the pleasantries and get to the main event, there is a smell coming from her down there that is putrid. This killed everything that was building as she was giving a decent CBJ. I just told her to remain doing the CBJ till I came and washed everything and left. I still smelled her stench when I got back to my car. Fair warning if she returns to Orlando.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/c...ncall/44504760

[CraxBax]

Hello Gents,

Wanted to get this off my chest. My first dream ever took place about 7 months ago.

I like thick girls, so while doing recon came across Butterfly in Altamonte and figured what the heck. I was visiting some friends and figured rate was beginner level (. 8 hhr) and comms were good. When it came down to arrival, I was asked to purchase a pack of smokes and a lighter as well as providing a rain coat. Since I thought this was part of her verification, I was fine with six bucks at 7-11 around the corner. Her spot was directly behind a bank off 436 and not busy at all around 8 pm, maybe only 3 vehicles in the front lot, so that was good. I call and she tells me where to park and proceed to go to room. She appears in the black lingerie that is pictured and I am overcome with cigarette smoke the moment the door is opened. She is very short and thick, which is not a great combo at her age, being polite here fellas. I gave her the smokes and lighter and tell her that I forgot my jacket and try to leave but she grabs my arm and says she's got me, you aren't trying to leave are you? Unfortunately, I let junior take over. I am thinking that we were going to hang out and I get on the ride even cheaper! After some awkward conversation about how I am lucky to have called her because the other girls would take $ and run, she asked to see junior. Junior comes out timidly and she asks if she can wrap him up with her mouth and I was like absolutely, I am already here why not. She managed to get him to full attention and I was geeked at this turning out to be a diamond in the rough. But that was not in the cards for me that night. I like to watch the kitty and butt while getting Junior situated so I asked her to get up and show me. She doesn't move as well as advertised guys. Those photos are extremely dated and she is not very limber. The struggle that ensued, simply to go from ground to on top of bed, reverse cowgirl style, was monumental. I had to help her up.

Do you think I let that stop me, I continued on this journey. After some time I realized that I could simply get myself out of this by just going to classic k9 and envision who I saw in the ad. Well it worked guys, the kitty could have been more snappy but my mind overcame and we reached the finish line. I cleaned up and she asked me when she would see me again and I told her I was not from Orlando, which is true, but I would not be back anytime soon.

Its the same girl in ad but I don't think she posts anymore, may have enough regs to keep her afloat. YMMV.

Comms: 9/10.

Appearance: 5/10 smoke has aged her & a bit bigger than advertised.

Overall: would not repeat, I need to be able to breath and provider needs to move better.

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/3213463454

[JonJon499]

Haven't had too many bad experiences, but these two standout for me.

Kendall Brooks: I have seen Kendall many times, and the times that she does follow through are great! She is older than her pictures, but she is thicker now. Now the problems arise after hanging out with her. She will ask for money, need help with getting home, or some excuse she will use to get money from you. She makes promises she can't keep, and will make you wait long periods of time for a scheduled meeting. She has had a rough time in her personal life, so I do hope she can find some peace. But it doesn't help to keep making excuses and asking for money for things that probably aren't true.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/d...-11am/39979637

Heather Alicia: Only saw her once, but that one time was enough. Her pictures do match, her incall is safe, but she was drunk when I showed up to her place. Before I could even get in she asked to bring some vodka. Then I needed a gate code, and texted her asking what is number to get in. She just kept texting her name and some gibberish. Once I finally was inside, she was clearly too drunk to function and kept repeating the same things over and over. I tried to give her some water, but she made another drink instead. To not appear rude, I didn't leave immediately, instead tried to help her sober up and talked with her. This took about an hour of convincing her that I was real and that she needed to rest up. I wasn't even made I didn't get any fun, I just felt bad for her. Not sure if anyone else has had an experience with that was any different, but this one was indeed memorable to say the least.

https://tryst.link/escort/heather-alicia

[XRaySpex]

For the very reason I'm about to mention, I haven't branched out from my short list of regulars in quite some time. Took a chance with Goldy after a few decent reviews, even though a couple guys mentioned being stood up. Add one more to that list. Had a nice text chat with her, even sent a pic at her request, which she said she would reciprocate. Didn't happen. Agreed on the time and place, checked in an hour out, apparently good to go. Stopped getting responses after that. Made the trip down on the off chance she was occupied beforehand. Waited for about 20 minutes and texted that I was rolling out. Still haven't heard anything back 2 hours later. Don't waste your time like I did.

Alright, that's the end of my useful info for the day. The following is just bullshit ranting, so feel free to get off at this stop.

First of all, I don't know what the average guy's experience in this hobby is but I spend an insane amount of time every week trying to schedule with these gals. I've been told that most of you gents are booking 3-7 days out. I don't know that I believe that. What are the logistics of your life that you know exactly when you are going to want to get a piece of ass with that level of certainty a solid week out? Of course, when I try to book that far in advance, something almost always comes up and I'm forced to cancel, which, of course puts me on the shit list. Other gals won't even chat about it until you're ready to go that minute. Having just recently moved out to Apopka (somehow a total hobby wasteland even though its as desperate a landscape as any in CFL), I'm about 30 minutes from practically anywhere, so the truly last minute stuff isn't happening either. I can't stand the FSAMP experience and I won't mess with SWs. The SB sites are practically worthless in my experience as well. I honestly can't believe how difficult it is to find someone within a 15 minute drive who's down for a good massage and some mutually beneficial playtime. I'm not asking for advice or intel here (unless of course you've got a lead on some damn unicorn that fits this description), just blowing off steam after reaching out to what seemed like a dozen chicks today with absolutely zero luck. Best of luck to you gents!

[VeryHorny]

So a girl I dated who now escorts added my number to client blacklist. Would one of you experts or hobbyist happen to know what list they use? There was a man who sued and was able to get his info removed. I have done research and I don't think it is checkpunter. But who knows, it may be. I have had a few rejected with screenshot of post, but they don't show URL. Some do this when you won't agree to see them on there terms. They get mad when they call me cheap, but I respond by saying I juat don't think your worth more then 150 for a hour. Help me out fellas.

All it takes is one girl that gets mad at you. Think of who you may have upset so you don't contact them again and get a new monger number from one of the test services. I change numbers every 2 or 3 months and only a few provider know my real phone number.

[PseudoRican]

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/orlando/97952959[/URL]

B. cubanita / b. Red.

In all my years of mongering this is one of if not the worst visit I've had. Arrive at a sketchy motel on 192, should have trusted the gut and left, but I went up. I also should not have paid up front, I usually don't the first time I meet a girl, but wasn't thinking. I knew this visit was not going to be great right off the bat when the first thing she did was ask for an extra 50 for the room. After I shot that down she kept asking over and over for an extra 20 for some candy. I said maybe if the service is good. She wastes time by getting and using the candy. Then wastes more time saying she isn't doing anything without the extra 20. I'm pissed and about to just leave, but finally she at least got naked after me being there for 25 minutes, hands me a rain coat and says you have 4 minutes left. Super pissed and no way is junior going to cooperate at this point I just leave. 160 for hh. Complete waste of time and money.

The Cuban ***** curse. Got hit with one of those over the weekend. Same m. O. Too, pay up front, nut quick or leave.

[Captainv]

Just get a new monger number, wouldn't that be easier?

So a girl I dated who now escorts added my number to client blacklist. Would one of you experts or hobbyist happen to know what list they use? There was a man who sued and was able to get his info removed. I have done research and I don't think it is checkpunter. But who knows, it may be. I have had a few rejected with screenshot of post, but they don't show URL. Some do this when you won't agree to see them on there terms. They get mad when they call me cheap, but I respond by saying I juat don't think your worth more then 150 for a hour. Help me out fellas.

[JonJon90]

All I am looking for is a chick to spend some time with. I don't care what race she is, plain looking, or a little chubby, or not a great ass and tits. Age is not even a big deal. Just act like you are enjoying yourself, don't rip me off, or keep me waiting. I had two girls that fit the bill. One O'd and one retired. They were both fun and never gave me any crap. I think there would be a big demand for this kind of girl. I read so many rip off stories. I got robbed once by a black girl, but stood up and left waiting with a Viagra induce hard on by several others of all races.

G.

I saw Silk a number of times down in Ft Myers when she use to travel here, and if you like what you see I can give her an unqualified endorsement. She is a big girl. Big, not fat. Extremely clean and a very nice personality. Very safe and never any ripoff. The real good news is she is borderline unbelievable when it comes to performance. She's highly skilled, and loves it all. Not faking. Anything goes and her pricing is reasonable and probably negotiable up to a point. Outcall only though.

https://orlando.skipthegames.com/fem...-/375354618261

[Miahdog]

So a girl I dated who now escorts added my number to client blacklist. Would one of you experts or hobbyist happen to know what list they use? There was a man who sued and was able to get his info removed. I have done research and I don't think it is checkpunter. But who knows, it may be. I have had a few rejected with screenshot of post, but they don't show URL. Some do this when you won't agree to see them on there terms. They get mad when they call me cheap, but I respond by saying I juat don't think your worth more then 150 for a hour. Help me out fellas.

[SmashDog]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lando/97952959

B. cubanita / b. Red.

In all my years of mongering this is one of if not the worst visit I've had. Arrive at a sketchy motel on 192, should have trusted the gut and left, but I went up. I also should not have paid up front, I usually don't the first time I meet a girl, but wasn't thinking. I knew this visit was not going to be great right off the bat when the first thing she did was ask for an extra 50 for the room. After I shot that down she kept asking over and over for an extra 20 for some candy. I said maybe if the service is good. She wastes time by getting and using the candy. Then wastes more time saying she isn't doing anything without the extra 20. I'm pissed and about to just leave, but finally she at least got naked after me being there for 25 minutes, hands me a rain coat and says you have 4 minutes left. Super pissed and no way is junior going to cooperate at this point I just leave. 160 for hh. Complete waste of time and money.

Sorry for that bad experience. But at least you've saved others from making that mistake. I had her on my list but thanks to you I'm dodging that bullet. Good luck to you and stay safe.

[George1800]

All I am looking for is a chick to spend some time with. I don't care what race she is, plain looking, or a little chubby, or not a great ass and tits. Age is not even a big deal. Just act like you are enjoying yourself, don't rip me off, or keep me waiting. I had two girls that fit the bill. One O'd and one retired. They were both fun and never gave me any crap. I think there would be a big demand for this kind of girl. I read so many rip off stories. I got robbed once by a black girl, but stood up and left waiting with a Viagra induce hard on by several others of all races.

G.

[Bjceb]

You got played by a user. We have all been there.

My gut always is just inform the board and then move on and try not to make the same mistake again.

The truth is thst this type of behavior will not end well for a provider.

Stay safe and have fun!

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lando/97952959

B. cubanita / b. Red.

In all my years of mongering this is one of if not the worst visit I've had. Arrive at a sketchy motel on 192, should have trusted the gut and left, but I went up. I also should not have paid up front, I usually don't the first time I meet a girl, but wasn't thinking. I knew this visit was not going to be great right off the bat when the first thing she did was ask for an extra 50 for the room. After I shot that down she kept asking over and over for an extra 20 for some candy. I said maybe if the service is good. She wastes time by getting and using the candy. Then wastes more time saying she isn't doing anything without the extra 20. I'm pissed and about to just leave, but finally she at least got naked after me being there for 25 minutes, hands me a rain coat and says you have 4 minutes left. Super pissed and no way is junior going to cooperate at this point I just leave. 160 for hh. Complete waste of time and money.

[Dlaun]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lando/97952959

B. cubanita / b. Red.

In all my years of mongering this is one of if not the worst visit I've had. Arrive at a sketchy motel on 192, should have trusted the gut and left, but I went up. I also should not have paid up front, I usually don't the first time I meet a girl, but wasn't thinking. I knew this visit was not going to be great right off the bat when the first thing she did was ask for an extra 50 for the room. After I shot that down she kept asking over and over for an extra 20 for some candy. I said maybe if the service is good. She wastes time by getting and using the candy. Then wastes more time saying she isn't doing anything without the extra 20. I'm pissed and about to just leave, but finally she at least got naked after me being there for 25 minutes, hands me a rain coat and says you have 4 minutes left. Super pissed and no way is junior going to cooperate at this point I just leave. 160 for hh. Complete waste of time and money.

[Bjceb]

Sorry, but I've had a similar experience withmany of the hispanic gals that come into town. Can't trust the pictures most of the time and with all the gps going on with their rates it doesn't seem worth it. My call once we figure it out who the bad ones are, let them starve.

Stay safe and have fun!

So against my better judgement and even with a few not so good reviews, I decided to take the plunge. Got to her incall, and she's just like the pics, big tits, fat ass, and that clouded my judgement by ignoring one of the basic rules of mongering, never pay up front. Comms were great and easy, she opens the door naked and once she had me with "Papi" this and "Papi" that, and starts rubbing her tits against me, I paid in full, and 2 minutes into sucking me off her mood changes, total Jekyll & Hyde, and immediately wants to climb on top so I can "cum and get going". Every position we switched for a few minutes, she's telling me to hurry up and cum cause she's tired and uncomfortable.

8 minutes into a 30 min. Session I let her know I'm enjoying my 30 min. Cause that's how much I paid for. She basically stopped, stood up and told me to jack off cause she was tired of waiting. For a second there I thought about it and just shooting my load on her face without saying anything, but not worth the risk and escalating an already hostile mood. Took off rubber, got dressed and left.

Serves me right. $150 down the drain for some blonde with fake ass and tits, with the personality of a fucking dirty diaper. With her business model I guess qvs will be 5 min.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lando/97632227

[Monger654]

Set up an appointment with her yesterday for today. She tells me to confirm 1 hour before the scheduled time and she would give me the address. So I did. I get there a few minutes before and tell her that I am there. She's like Oh Wow. She wasn't expecting me because I didn't text her after she gave me the address so it will take her a few minutes to get ready. BTW she said her name is Jill. Well that few minutes became a half hour, with texts in between. I finally said I was leaving and again she says just a couple of minutes. Ten minutes later I convinced the little head to leave by saying that if it takes her this long to get ready then how ugly is she, in spite of the pics in her ad?

So yeah, I had read the latest reviews on her which said that she had changed her ways and the old reviews that said she'd make you wait. Well seems like she's back to her old ways.

With all this new chatter about PAWG Tiffany she randomly reached out to me and apologized for the other night. She asked me to come over and let me make it up to me so we schedule a meet time and I headed to Fern Park. I alerted her when I was 5 minutes from the hotel and of course she had to run out really quick. I asked how long and she said about 20 minutes so I go and grab a late lunch nearby. 30 minutes later I don't hear back so I reach out, she said 10 more minutes and to park in the back so I head back over. After 10 she goes radio silent. I wait it out a little and leave. About 30 minutes later she is blowing me up apologizing that her ride was giving her issues. She begs me to come back so of course I'm a sucker and head back. Nothing. I call, nothing. I see her walking into her room and call again, nothing. I had half a mind to just knock but in case something nuts happened I didn't want to risk it with the days inn only has one way in and out. 3 hours of my life wasted, at least I got lunch. And lesson learned. I've been seeing her since she was arrested with her ex. It's a good reminder, these hoes ain't loyal.

M654.