Massage Parlor Reports

**CornCobMaker** · 11-03-22 18:23

Saw Carly at Ozone. In case there was any question, she is definitely black (or at least half black). As others have said, she's hot and probably around 28 to 32. Very slim, probably 100-110 lbs. Cute face, B cups, nice fit butt. I'd say overall she's a 7. 5/8 in terms of looks (compared to the general population), but for a massage parlor, she's probably the best you'll get. I'd put her even above Zara from CLM in terms of looks.

She definitely has a hot personality—lots of flirting, dirty talk, etc. Again, she offers a completely open menu, but opted for nude L1 which I got for $60. Above average technique, but not the best. Overall, if you're looking for a hottie, check her out.

**SexinMex520** · 11-03-22 18:20

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

https://www.redlanternchicago.com/

Is nuru even legal?

**SexinMex520** · 11-03-22 18:18

I plan on visiting Chicago soon from Wisconsin. I would appreciate any recommendations for AMPs in Chicago.

**Gopher88** · 11-03-22 14:26

Originally Posted by GoHomeSmiling [View Original Post]

Guys, it was like she was trying to unclog a toilet. The only reason it's still attached is because she used a half pint of oil.

Lisa was the best ever 10,12 , years ago at Selena spa. Use to be on Wentworth 2400, Papasan had 6 8 girls there all the time.

She would cut my hair trim my toe nails too. And what ever, Now and then she would make Coke a Cola chicken. It was so good.

Some times on Friday they would cook. Wow great days back then. Lisa was big Toms RIP Girl friend I do believe.

Lisa's sister Helen works across the street. At Unwind.

**YuhColoy** · 11-03-22 13:14

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

https://www.redlanternchicago.com/

Yes. But no recent posts.

**Jayp80** · 11-03-22 12:54

Originally Posted by YuhColoy [View Original Post]

Any info on Red Lantern, Chicago?

1/3 of the discussion on the Asian Apt Forum is about RL.

**Fit312** · 11-03-22 12:42

Originally Posted by YuhColoy [View Original Post]

Any info on Red Lantern, Chicago?

https://www.redlanternchicago.com/

**Pus762** · 11-03-22 11:11

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

Ami is 25 yrs old. I know for sure. You guys need to look again. She is not late 30's or 40,s.

Ya she is. She is at least 30's.

**YuhColoy** · 11-03-22 10:51

Any info on Red Lantern, Chicago?

**ConfuciusMan** · 11-02-22 20:05

Originally Posted by CornCobMaker [View Original Post]

I saw a cute early 30's girl at Grand Spa a while back. Okay massage, and kinda jack hammer, but very cute. I think she said her name was Amy. Does that align? Any other young, spinners there?

Ami is 25 yrs old. I know for sure. You guys need to look again. She is not late 30's or 40,s.

**Chiguyxxx** · 11-02-22 18:47

Originally Posted by GeneralObvious [View Original Post]

Amy is fairly pretty for a late 30's gal. Mia and Anna are the stars there. Anna is the owner, but she rarely takes clients these days. Mia gives you L1 for $120 topless. She has the best body there. Anna doesn't remove clothes, well, at least in the spa.

$120 for topless L1?? Wow. And I thought the $100 was excessive. Who the fuck pays these prices?? For about the same down the block you can get L2. So many spas on the Northside and they all got little issues. Some have decent prices, but no table shower. Or not the greatest looking girls. Or the place is a mess. Other places are clean and have good looking girls but it's a high pressure $100 L1. Ugh. If I could just get Ozone service in Grand's space with the table shower from New Hope I'd be happy. .

Years ago I went to a spa in New England. You walked in and all the girls were hanging around in bikinis. You walked up and picked the one you liked and went back into the private room and made your deal. There was a big jacuzzi tub and you put all your stuff in a locker and you kept the key. It was a trip. I remember going to Belvidere and some of the spas were like an Asian poor man's version of that. Those were the days.

**BiggoDawgGo** · 11-02-22 17:40

Does anyone know where Lucy from Sun Hope spa in oak brook went? She would give the best massages and on top of that her teases were phenomenal. Help a brotha out!

**Caboose13** · 11-02-22 16:43

I'm going to be in town this weekend and am hoping to find something to pass the time near O'Hare Airport while I'm there. Any suggestions. I'm not too picky just want a good massage with some options at the end. Thanks in advance.

**ApplePiePussy** · 11-02-22 16:19

Originally Posted by Chiguyxxx [View Original Post]

Yeah Amy is at Grand Spa. She's very pretty but a $100 nude HJ gets old quick (IMHO). She teases more but I never got more than L1. Her massage is pretty decent but the pressure for the $100 tip is relentless. If you give her your cell (which I do NOT recommend) she will blow it up with "how you doing" "want to come over" texts all the time.

I think all the good looking girls are asking for $100 at Grand and only do L1 but I might be wrong. I doubt it though.

Amy is over 40. Everything you said about her is accurate. The most annoying girl in the entire market. Grand is a jackshack.

**ApplePiePussy** · 11-02-22 16:16

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Is that real? I don't think I've ever seen that outside of a movie. In every place I've ever been I've either booked with a girl ahead of time or you get who you get when you come in. But if someone has seen this in real life in Chicago I'd love to know.

A few years back, before the apartments go really popular during Covid, you could get a lineup at a lot of them. You still can if you ask and it's not busy. For parlors, I don't think I've ever gotten a lineup in Chicago. I have in Dallas but those days are long gone as most of those parlors have been shut down.

It's important to note that if you don't ask, the answer is always no. And money talks more than anything else in this hobby.