Massage Parlor Reports

[HardanFast]

Was it HWC? I cannot remember what the letters represented, but it always had PYT who provided great service.

There was that place in an office complex off Old Bridge and Minneville Road that was fantastic. They even had a frequent flyer program. I've forgotten the name. Always hot young cuties there.

[Amsterdam2022]

Went to Fhoh (For him or her massage parlor) Was met by a conservative Hispanic lady like if it was a medical office or something. She told me that I must call in order to book an appointment. But I'm not revealing my phone number. So I guess walk ins are not welcome. Although she told me to come back and check in a few hours. But I decided not to come back.

[Mustang946]

Grip, if you believe that beyond a HJ was rare then you don't go back far enough. Woodbridge in the hayday was the plsce. I bet Kijimuna, Serpico and a couple others remember FS with attractive young providers, no haggling, all fun.

Then was the "trafficing" legislation and the letting HJs slide under the radar. Places shut down quick. We had to go to DC. Then that shut down and off to MD. Yes, NOVA is the standard made up in this thread for HJ only.

There was that place in an office complex off Old Bridge and Minneville Road that was fantastic. They even had a frequent flyer program. I've forgotten the name. Always hot young cuties there.

[Papaya23]

I had a dream that I saw Suzy last Tuesday at the AMP in Annandale. After a long hard days work I decided to have some me time. Suzy a very attractive girl, although small can give a good massage. On the flip, some teasing but I really just wanted some good massage. Very friendly and will keep you relaxed although they can be engaging. I highly recommend the massage and very beautiful faces. Please be nice to the ladies.

[Kiowa1953]

She departed for Thailand this April 2022. From here say on the board here, she should be back this month.

[Ksl93]

Finally got a chance to meet Sandra. Don't even try with another one there. Way better service, very friendly, speaks English, she was the only one that got fully naked without even trying myself. Kept it simple with NOVA for the first time, but she was an improvement to all my other experiences. She is around 50. Body for that age was pretty good (enhanced boobs, nice ass), but again. That is for a 50 year old. Don't expect a young model body. Good experience though and very friendly.

[BarneySanders]

Has anyone seen Candy? I know there's another Candy around that uses no pain no gain in her ads, but she's out of town until 11/3. I assume the pics in the ad aren't her, but are they representative? Anyone know her menu? Thanks!

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/c1ff...7-d03377518fa4

Not the same Candy.

[Happy Guy 2]

Noticed a post or 2 about PineTree. Had an extra hour to kill and an itch.

Tried calling but no one answered to the phone. Decided to stop by on the way to another place and door was opened by attractive gal in short sparkly party dress.

Was told yes come in, no wait. How long? 1 hour. No, only 1/2 hour available. "other appointments". - same as other review reported.

Back to the room and noticed she would not make eye contact. Strange. She was slim tallish with large breasts. Nice package but not a spring chicken. But attractive.

Would not ever look me in the eyes. Tried.

Short massage and then flip. What did I want? Just HJ but all her clothes off. She did not hesitate and asked what I would tip? I held up 1 finger for 100. She said ok and left. She said put $ on chair and I will be back.

Back in the room she checked the chair and pocketed the money and dropped the dress. What a nice beautiful body. Slim, tall, tight with big beautiful breasts. She wanted to get right down to business but I wanted to play with the body which was allowed. Then she got down to business and I came pretty fast for a slow type of guy.

The funny thing then was, she pointed at her eyes and my eyes and said look into my eyes, smiling. I said why now. She said she was just shy person! We laughed.

She said next time, we do hour and bring more money.

Name was Sara, not young but nice body.

Paid house. 6 plus $.

I can see why they like 1/2 hour. Total of 160 for 1/2 hour is 320 per hour for house and her. Not bad.

Always be nice to the ladies and they will be nice to you.

HG.

[WillyBetten]

Friends,

I am trying to get in touch with Tara for massage / manscaping. Etc. Can't seem to find her number. Is she is currently available.

Any alternative suggestions is most appreciated.

She's out of the country til 11/7 or 11/8.

[TheOuroboros]

Grip, if you believe that beyond a HJ was rare then you don't go back far enough. Woodbridge in the hayday was the plsce. I bet Kijimuna, Serpico and a couple others remember FS with attractive young providers, no haggling, all fun.

Then was the "trafficing" legislation and the letting HJs slide under the radar. Places shut down quick. We had to go to DC. Then that shut down and off to MD. Yes, NOVA is the standard made up in this thread for HJ only.

You're right. I'll be the first to admit I wasn't around during the golden years. A time supposedly when you can pick from a line a voluptuous young ladies and have your fill like a king. When I first started mongering it was just happy handshakes at the local spas in Springfield. What I've learned I've learned from extensive research on the board. So I appreciate the history lesson.

[Big Daddy Don]

NOVA means "No Oral or Vaginal or Anal play" so Silk34s definition is quite accurate. The reason it isnt popular among other boards is of course open to debate but I still think VA AMP scene is among the weakest in the country. Its gotten better since COVID but it used to be rather tame. We had quantity but not quality. HJ was pretty much the norm and anything extra was rare or YMMV. But when I was a newbie I also fell into the misconception that NoVA was always just North Va and that standard NoVa meant just a HJ which again is synonymous with the truth. Many mongers used the term because here in NOVA before the pandemic it was usually just a HJ and not much more. That was the inside joke, NOVA was no oral or vaginal but also the abbreviation for north VA and it was almost too fitting a coincidence. Occasionally the provider would take off their top and let you nurse or (again, pre pandemic) you could do some light kissing or DFK (deep French kissing) which many mongers would abbreviate as a NOVA+ (Myself included). Providers in VA would rarely let you do more ie BJ / FS you would never get their pants off or get oral except maybe some light kisses on the tip or maybe a simulated BJ which again puts you in the NOVA+ Territory. If you ever wanted more services ie FS then you would have to cross the River into Maryland, PG county area AMPs for those services rendered.

Virginia providing more than a HJ was rare and reserved. So that's the origin of the term.

Then the pandemic happened and providers were hit hard and in an effort to recoup the menu seemed to open up here. So nowadays more can be found than just the standard.

But standard NOVA is more or less a happy ending with some OTC roaming.

Hope that clears things up a bit.

Grip, if you believe that beyond a HJ was rare then you don't go back far enough. Woodbridge in the hayday was the plsce. I bet Kijimuna, Serpico and a couple others remember FS with attractive young providers, no haggling, all fun.

Then was the "trafficing" legislation and the letting HJs slide under the radar. Places shut down quick. We had to go to DC. Then that shut down and off to MD. Yes, NOVA is the standard made up in this thread for HJ only.

[Member #6802]

Friends,

I am trying to get in touch with Tara for massage / manscaping. Etc. Can't seem to find her number. Is she is currently available.

Any alternative suggestions is most appreciated.

I personally don't know of Tara but can suggest 2 other places.

First, Miss Kim at https://kims-pro-waxing-spa.business...edium=referral.

She is very professional and can be a tease, but to my knowledge, nothing extra. Kim is in the Vienna / Tysons area. No walk in.

The other, Mira, is in the Manassas / Gainesville area. Also strictly professional. Met her through bedpage.com for a Thai massage. Best in town if you just want a good massage. Again, no extras, I've been there 5 times and only gotten a departing hug, LOL. Recently went to her for waxing as time didn't permit me to go see Kim (same price of .6 + tip), and she did great job.

Contact information is: https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22585008.html.

[ZeroSum1516B]

Has anyone seen Candy? I know there's another Candy around that uses no pain no gain in her ads, but she's out of town until 11/3. I assume the pics in the ad aren't her, but are they representative? Anyone know her menu? Thanks!

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/c1ff...7-d03377518fa4

[Serpico99]

Dropped by blue sky in Manassas on Diggs road. I was looking for big booty Chinese Eva as I had info she moonlights here when she's not at oriental massage. I asked for the chubby masseuse and they sent out one but it wasn't Eva. I didn't want to be rude so against my better judgment I stayed for hh. Was in the room, girl named Ana kept her mask on the entire time and just slathered my backside with oil. She massaged my asshole with a lot of oil too. Wiped me off then flipped for a good HJ with nursing. Blasted all over her hands and she didn't stop until I tapped out. 50 house 40 tip. Anyone know were chubby Eva works besides oriental. PM's are welcome. Thanks.

I just had this sudden urge yesterday to see big booty Chinese Eva and dropped by Best Oriental in Manassas to see if she was there. I recognized her car in the parking lot so I knew she was working. Eva is OK looking, big boned, but something about that big booty draws me in. Paid the 40 fee for a 30 minute session. Unfortunately, the back room with the door was occupied so we had to go with the rooms with the curtains. She does an ok massage, but I was there for other things and she delivered. Tipped 130 (that's all I had on me) for services rendered. She is a god conversationalist too and can joke around.

She use to work (and where I first met her) at the other place on Surveyor Court that's on the next block over from Blue Sky. But I think that place changed ownership so she is mostly at Best Oriental. If I'm in the area and need to scratch the big booty urge, Eva is my go to.

[Serpico99]

I stopped by this place on Tyco Road in Tysons, next to a Chinese restaurant, which I believe the same owner owners the massage place given that when attempted to stop in earlier in the morning, they were both closed. Both places face Tyco Road just past the car dealership. When I stopped by on the second attempt, both had their Open signs lit up. I texted the phone number, with area code 571, before making the trip to Tysons but got no response and figured they were busy with a customer. After seeing the sign not lit up, I did some other business in Tysons and searched around the internet and found their ad with a different number with area code 703 and texted that number later on and got a response back saying they were open. I can't find the ad with the 703 number but the ad with the 571 number is below.

https://tysons-corner.skipthegames.c...-/714918567406

Anyway, this place is a one-woman shop and I got the same provider as last time. She isn't in her 20's, more like 30's but still youthful looking compared to the typical Asian "grandma" providers a lot of these AMPs have, particularly the Chinese places. Same outfit, cut off jean shorts and t-shirt. It's 50 for 30 minutes and I opted for the 30 minute session.

Massage was pretty good, typical oil massage with enough pressure. She does a great tease with a reaching underneath and slow stroking with a firm grip to get you hard. If you are overweight, well that may be a bit difficult for her to achieve LOL On the flip, she did a nice slow HJ and took direction well not to do it fast. I did not ask her to strip as I recall an earlier review before that noted she wanted 100 to strip. She is ok looking, but not someone I would turn my head twice to check out if she was walking down the street or in the mall, etc. I just wanted her to edge me good and blow my load. I have other older providers who I FS for 40 more so I'm not wasting 100 to see this chick just give me a naked HJ. On my first visit here over a month ago, she flat out refused to do FS. I tipped her 50. She allows OTC roaming but I was gentle on doing it and asked her if it was ok, but she tends to speed things up a little once you start to grope a little more. I don't think she is really into the roaming.

She isn't much of a conversationalist either, maybe you have to see her for a while and crack some jokes to get her to warm up. I like her edging which she does really good so I'll continue to see her just for that. For discretion, you can park on the side of the building or in back if you don't want your car to be seen out front.