Escort Reports

**Popstop1** · 10-31-22 19:47

https://lexington.skipthegames.com/f...h/227364694942

She goes by Lizzy.

This is a catfish.

But for some reason I don't think she is aware of that.

I reached out via text and she text back maybe 45 minutes later saying she she wanted to hop on a call. Phone comms were great and she gave me a breakdown.

We agree to meet in an hour and she will shower and tells me to call when I'm 3 minutes away I do so and she directs me to her location and she remembers she never even gave me her address. So she gives it and I plug it into the navigation. And I'm again, 3 minutes away LOL.

She's very forgetful. She directed me to the location and I see a young fat chick on the phone and I pay her no mind because the girl in the images even though it doesn't show the face isn't fat she might be thick which is cool with me (esp that first photo).

But I realize her lips are in sync with the voice on the phone and she asks me in I'm in the car that she's looking at me driving and after I confirm she waves me into her driveway. I'm really not sure why I didn't drive away at that point catfish. To and I could have easily done just that.

Just didn't want to be rude even though I just got catfished.

You get ready for these visits too and waste time to get there and stuff and I guess I just wasn't believing what I was seeing or tried to rectify what was actually going in here.

What were the pictures that I was looking at? Where was that girl, with that body? This girl was extremely kind and accommodating and that really came through on the phone but she is not the girl in the pictures nor does she resemble the body in the pics at all.

But she walks me in and she has pet rabbits and a cat and a dog and it smells like she had all those animals even though I only saw the rabbits and a bunch of hay. And again I don't know why I didn't leave. Probably because she was extremely kind throughout this entire ordeal. I can tell this was normal for her.

I felt safe though, and respectfully I could see this girl being cute at one point. But she was not the girl in the pictures nor did she resemble the girl in the pictures in anyway she was fat not thick.

Onto. She starts with a massage and asks me to lay on the bed, and I didn't want to but I did. And she literally just slaps lotion on my back with one hand and is breathing very heavily and the lotion bottle is almost empty so she's working to get it out.

I'm face down and I hear a wrapper sound and I'm in utter disbelief thinking she's having a snack or something when she tells me to flip and she has the Jimmy in her mouth like it's bubble gum and goes down on junior and it felt like she was nibbling on Jr or something but it was very short-lived so I was relieved of sweet torture.

I could see how large she was and I have never been with a chick of this size before but this point I'm obviously committed and she pulls out a bottle of lube that's basically empty and asks me to squeeze some out but there was nothing coming out so I gave it back to her and she was able to get some out.

And yeah it was soft by then maybe from the smell idk buy she got him up and I found a place to put him and got it over with. She seemed to really enjoy it. I just wanted to get out of there in the least awkward way. She was so nice But she wasn't the girl in the pictures nor did she resemble the girl in the pictures in anyway.

The damage was 1. 2 hh and that was a discount.

This was my second time in Lex and just wanted to try out the talent here. I saw Renea the first time and I felt like I should have just called Renea, she's not the girl in the pictures either but she resembles the girl in the pictures and she has a beautiful ass.

Its fantastic!

**OneSwiss** · 10-31-22 17:27

Originally Posted by Kyvo6134 [View Original Post]

She just seems to good to be true.

Anyone seen her?

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list...a8cca284d280f0

The background looks very European to me.

**Buet2** · 10-31-22 15:47

Originally Posted by NewHobby15 [View Original Post]

I'd say it's a slightly less than zero percent chance she's real. Just my opinion.

There's no chance that ad is a real ad or at least the woman in those pictures will be behind the door.

**LaneSplitter** · 10-31-22 10:29

Got in touch with this one and quoted a hundo for a car date. 50% deposit of course. Pass.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ngton/97689920

**NewHobby15** · 10-31-22 09:45

Originally Posted by Kyvo6134 [View Original Post]

She just seems to good to be true.

Anyone seen her?

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list...a8cca284d280f0

I'd say it's a slightly less than zero percent chance she's real. Just my opinion.

**Kyvo6134** · 10-31-22 00:01

She just seems to good to be true.

Anyone seen her?

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list...a8cca284d280f0

**BigHarley859** · 10-30-22 20:10

I have a few women I been seeing. Good first.

Kristen.

Miss Allie.

Rae.

In those order all 3 fabulous soul snatching BBBJ. I only sample the mouths not everything else. I always felt safe nothing out of the ordinary.

——.

I am not a fan of everyone favorites but here's the bad.

Kate Richmond.

She's beautiful in an escort way she does look older than her age and rough just those spider bites are a no game for me. Sweet girl for the $$ but she has to learn to freshen up between us visitors BUT her head game is good. Heard she's into geek maybe when I'm in town I sample that. I usually text before approaching the room to have a look out. Saw a white man leave, same man come back. I'm extremely OCD her room looked like tornado decided to stopped for a visit. But willingly to try again.

Shayden that lady with the short hair. She's doesn't have a mute button. I just wanted to release and go but okay visit. Her skin was clammy. Heard the same story her brother needed $$ but I told her I make it quick. Which I did. But I won't repeat. Housekeeping needs to be kept up. I smelled a dog.

Journey. Beautiful Beautiful Beautiful Seems to be on nothing. She would be in the good but covered sucks. Which isn't the same for me. But massage skills are top notch. Still left a happy man.

I wanted to try those Asian ads. But I don't want a granny that doesn't do what's listed.

I want to try tryst. But some are out of my budget.

But who is this Kelsey and lily I saw a few pages back. I think someone said rehab. But love to know if they are.

Still seeing clients.

I seen an ad called bad Barbie I'm going to take one for the team.

**LuvItShaved** · 10-30-22 15:53

Originally Posted by BigTg [View Original Post]

She is retired from escorting so she can be a full time streetwalker.

Becoming a full time street walker? LMFAO! Good luck with that Fats! Oops, I mean "Slim". ROTFLMFAO.

**BigTg** · 10-30-22 14:41

Originally Posted by LuvItShaved [View Original Post]

If true, it's about time. Like many years past time. One of her recent ads tickled the shit out of me. Said she has "a" hater. Uh, read your posts slim! You've got WAY more than one. And yeah Dread, she's used every trick in the book to drum up business. One of her favorites is the 100 per hour special, which includes Nothing on her menu. But the funniest thing in that ad was when she claimed that her "one" hater "fell in love with it". ROTFLMFAO! Good call Dread, never to see her. And I hope she's serious. If so, good riddance Steph, Slim, or whatever new name you come back with. (Tomorrow) LOL.

She is retired from escorting so she can be a full time streetwalker.

**BigTg** · 10-30-22 14:34

Originally Posted by BeaverTales [View Original Post]

https://lexington.skipthegames.com/t...1/206262710212

Has anyone seen this one. Pm me with details please. Is she honest. Does she give good service.

She ghosted me about a year ago after I drove almost an hour out to Hamburg to meet her.

**Chuck59** · 10-30-22 13:02

Originally Posted by Barge7868 [View Original Post]

I saw her last night her head game is off the chart! I am going to try to go back before she quits. She gives you your time with as many pops as you fire out. Friendly and sweet I wish I had found her before now. So give her a chance she's with it.

My experience was different, full of teeth, painful. Bed with mites, a lot if itching after session. Will not repeat. She on the opposite side, very sweet when is not high.

**BatSlinger** · 10-30-22 10:55

Originally Posted by Mg0685 [View Original Post]

Anyone know anything about this one? I didn't see contact, but maybe one of you all had her as a UTR before.

https://lexington.skipthegames.com/f...n/201286728390

No phone number.

**Mg0685** · 10-30-22 08:08

Anyone know anything about this one? I didn't see contact, but maybe one of you all had her as a UTR before.

https://lexington.skipthegames.com/f...n/201286728390

**Beaver Tales** · 10-30-22 06:17

https://lexington.skipthegames.com/t...1/206262710212

Has anyone seen this one. Pm me with details please. Is she honest. Does she give good service.