Strip Club Reports

[PelicanT99]

Being upfront is the wrong approach to buy dances from strippers. She'll give you the least amount of effort when she knows you're only buying basic dances which nets her $5-$10. You need to lead her on to think you're a big catch and will take her to VIP for a huge payout. Strippers lie all the time so it's fair.

I think he was saying the dancer "was upfront" in only offering topless, but it's hard to tell (if so, where does he come up with "she might have GPS" when he didn't ask & she didn't say? All I can read is she gave a lame topless, which is what you will usually get in a busy club if you don't follow Jeep's advice. Time is money in these clubs, and given the cut Synn takes, these girls aren't giving top efforts if they're not smelling the cash.

[Jeep5151]

Personally, think she might have GPS, was very upfront and asked for topless dance (which is only thing I do which is fine), already had eyes on her before club from roll call and think she is pretty damn good-looking.

Unfortunately the dance was just not that good compared to others, more so air dancing and frequents moving of the body from side to side, probably won't repeat.

Being upfront is the wrong approach to buy dances from strippers. She'll give you the least amount of effort when she knows you're only buying basic dances which nets her $5-$10. You need to lead her on to think you're a big catch and will take her to VIP for a huge payout. Strippers lie all the time so it's fair.

[CumDripp]

Any intel on mochi at rhino?

Lots of new faces but few seem like the coi type.

Personally, think she might have GPS, was very upfront and asked for topless dance (which is only thing I do which is fine), already had eyes on her before club from roll call and think she is pretty damn good-looking.

Unfortunately the dance was just not that good compared to others, more so air dancing and frequents moving of the body from side to side, probably won't repeat.

[CuziletYou72]

Was at the club like 2 weeks ago and was able to speak to her, but I was already waiting for another dancer to come in. She told me she is very open to lots of fun in VIP. Did not ask for her rates, will do next time, but she told me she is at strip club since it's the closest thing to the porn industry and she did mentioned she is in the porn industry and has already done some films. I'll get more intel next time and report accordingly.

I had my eye on her but she mostly keeps to herself or regulars. She's probably the best looking one at rhino these days. I'd be surprised if she's doing anything for less than GPS rate.

[KingMg23]

So jhene is a good to go for $150.

Data & daty.

[XBiker]

I thought Bliss was just a topless bar? Probably will pass, because I remember the cover and drink minimum was something crazy at night.

It used to topless back in the day when it was Hollywood East.

[Roland2418]

I had my eye on her but she mostly keeps to herself or regulars. She's probably the best looking one at rhino these days. I'd be surprised if she's doing anything for less than GPS rate.

Any intel on mochi at rhino?

Lots of new faces but few seem like the coi type.

[Loki213]

{FYI: Saturday 10/29 all customers wearing orange are supposed to be able to get in free into Club Rio}.

I forgot to mention at least 2 other dancers from my Synn report from 10/27: there was a curvy but cute Asian girl (8) whose name I never caught wearing a slutty Snow White costume + "Lux" (blonde Latina or Latina wearing a blonde wig dressed as Alice in Wonderland?) with a regular (not fit, not skinny, not bbw) body (6).

Okay, today 10/28 will probably be my last SC adventure for a while. Has business up in LAX again so this time I decide to finally investigate Rio on Figueroa.

Got in free before 2 PM (cover is $15 between 2-6 PM; $20 after 6 PM) and only had to purchase 1 $8 drink.

Day-shift was very slim pickings. About 10 girls comprising mostly of 4's or 5's. Saw 3 very out-of-shape (heavy and not even in a cute bbw way) Latinas ranging in the 3's or 4's, some skinny Latinas ranging in the 4's or 5's, one veteran Caucasian girl "Mia" (6) on loan from Imperial OC (brushed me off once I didn't immediately agree to a lapdance with her) and a few decent AA dancers in the 7's and 8's. Stage action was more or less a bust; no one stripped down fully because there weren't more than 3 customers in the entire building all afternoon, so the tip row was a waste of time.

Didn't really had time to catch everyone's stage name because I was smothered by one particular AA performer "Za Za" (8) who invested a good hour convincing me to do a VIP with her. Very affectionate out on the floor but in the private area she became more business-like. She hinted and practically promised certain things would be allowed but once in the back, she said that she charged $300 FS and $180 HS. Didn't like the personality switch but went through with the 15-minute VIP anyway, which ended up nice enough so that I didn't leave too disappointed.

Regularly, 15-minute VIP was $120,30-minute was $180. On Mondays, paying for two consecutive 15-minute VIP's would be $150. On Thursdays, 15-minute VIP's are discounted to $80 each.

Would I go back? Probably not. Along with the tame stage action, there was lots of dead time where all 8-10 dancers were just sitting on chairs staring at their smartphones. Plus the VIP private area smelled like urine, so I can't imagine myself making this club any part of a regular rotation.

{FYI: Friday tonight 10/28 is Synn's Halloween party; customer with best costume gets a free VIP}.

Yes, my original plan was to try out Paradise, maybe even Bliss (confirmed to be full nude via telephone call; yay, someone actually answered their calls).

But upon arrival to La Puente, Paradise only had 11 dancers on deck while Bliss had only 7. Called Synn for reference, and they had "over 30" girls (manager probably exaggerated). Made the tactical decision to visit Synn once again. Thursdays are apparently their discounted VIP nights ($80 per 15 minutes; twice for double), which may explain the high volume of performers and an overflowing parking lot (many cars ended up parking at the Carls Jr behind the gas station).

The 2 high-end stunners from Sunday, "Roxy" and "Bailey" were absent this time. But if you're into Asians, there was some of the best collection I've seen all at once this time around. Otherwise, a lot of the same faces from last time, but I'll mention them back here again, sometimes with updated descriptions.

"Jun" - the winner of the VIP scorecard tonight; super super cute young Asian brunette with soft curves and ample naturals (without being oversized); a 10 when you factor in her overall level of attractiveness. Think of legendary JAV actresses like Sora Aoi or Maria Ozawa (or the curviest KPop girls you know) and that's the look of this hottie. Every guy (myself included) was scrambling for her attention all night, but it looks like she already landed some whales early on because she was rarely on the floor and she never danced on stage the entire night..

[Bollocks37]

Any intel on mochi at rhino?

Lots of new faces but few seem like the coi type.

[Loki213]

{FYI: Friday tonight 10/28 is Synn's Halloween party; customer with best costume gets a free VIP}.

Yes, my original plan was to try out Paradise, maybe even Bliss (confirmed to be full nude via telephone call; yay, someone actually answered their calls).

But upon arrival to La Puente, Paradise only had 11 dancers on deck while Bliss had only 7. Called Synn for reference, and they had "over 30" girls (manager probably exaggerated). Made the tactical decision to visit Synn once again. Thursdays are apparently their discounted VIP nights ($80 per 15 minutes; twice for double), which may explain the high volume of performers and an overflowing parking lot (many cars ended up parking at the Carls Jr behind the gas station).

The 2 high-end stunners from Sunday, "Roxy" and "Bailey" were absent this time. But if you're into Asians, there was some of the best collection I've seen all at once this time around. Otherwise, a lot of the same faces from last time, but I'll mention them back here again, sometimes with updated descriptions.

"Jun" - the winner of the VIP scorecard tonight; super super cute young Asian brunette with soft curves and ample naturals (without being oversized); a 10 when you factor in her overall level of attractiveness. Think of legendary JAV actresses like Sora Aoi or Maria Ozawa (or the curviest KPop girls you know) and that's the look of this hottie. Every guy (myself included) was scrambling for her attention all night, but it looks like she already landed some whales early on because she was rarely on the floor and she never danced on stage the entire night.

"Mai Mai" - an incredible tanned Asian amazon sporting a glizy but plug while on stage; very different from the nice-girl type above (she would never be out of work as a dominatrix) but just as hot (9-10). Don't remember if her big t's were natural or implants (probably the latter) but they looked very nice, as was the rest of her super toned body. Incredible stage show (headstands into splits; upside down splits; pole tricks galore). She's the kind of dancer that you and your buddies will talk about for the next few days afterward. Wish I had a chance to try her out but she too had her dance card completely filled all night.

"Fiji" - super sexy half Latina half Asian with a dynamite body and long hair dyed blonde (9); she essentially looked like the twin sister of adult star Jayden Lee (who is also half Latina half Asian) but Fiji had playful natural C's (pierced) instead of implants. Had a couch dance with her (full GPS yet not rude about it) but it was pleasant enough that I still allowed her to convince me into a VIP. Ended up with a fairly vanilla 15-minute dance; even with a generous tip (I honestly overpaid but we settled on the amount beforehand and I didn't want to ruin the night with an argument) I only received extra access to the upstairs but not the downstairs. Surprisingly, though, we had pretty good chemistry and she hoped to see me again, even revealing that she normally charges $3 FS or $1. 5 HS but she was willing to negotiate with me next time. She also splits time between Synn and Sahara on the weekdays, with a club in Upland (TL?) on Saturdays. I myself probably won't seek her out again for VIP unless I'm ready to go FS, but for regular couch dances, I wouldn't mind repeating.

"Zoey" - tall Caucasian (possibly Latina) with an enhanced chest and a squeezable bubble butt and a cute face (8); chatted me up again and learned that she is now leaning towards sticking with Synn over her previous club (Tropical Lei). She also mentioned that she charges $3 FS and $2 HS, although she liked me enough that there was room for negotiation (although I didn't pursue).

* From Sunday: spent a good amount of time chatting me up so I felt obligated to at least do a couch dance with her. No obvious GPS, but if I started doing anything slightly crazy she'd tell me that we should save that for the VIP. Outside of that, the lap-dance had plenty of contact and everything felt soft and nice (even her implants) so I was perfectly fine with that. *.

"Aria" - tall, super-cute Latina (9) only trailing Roxy and Bailey in terms of chest size. Sort of imagine Sloane (the iconic hottie from Ferris Bueller's Day Off). Obviously very popular and busy all night.

"K2" - my previous description of her was inaccurate: this tall and toned AA definitely has lovely naturals (8. 5) instead of implants; also she looks like actress Gabrielle Union (who I crushed on years ago); definitely more approachable and attractive compared to the indifferent brickhouse "Sierra".

"Fantasy" - another pretty AA with natural C's to D's (8); looked a little disinterested while on stage though.

"Jenelle" - a very cute young AA amazon with huge naturals (9. 5); she would easily make the cover and feature spread of Scoreland magazine; never got to see her dance on stage though, since she had customers lined up all night.

"Sierra" - AA brickhouse (8) the type you would see in "high end" hip-hop music videos; KingMg23 mentioned that she put up GPS, which I can guess too by the way she was very much into herself rather than trying to mingle with patrons.

"Caitlynn / Katelynn" - Caucasian dirty blonde with natural d's (8. 5); reminds me a little of adult actress Josephine Jackson but with medium length hair.

"Jasmine" - blonde young Latina with long, braided ponytail, natural c's bordering on d's and a large tattoo of a rose with the name 'Chris' next to it on her butt cheek; looked much friendlier on stage compared to on the floor however, so I downgraded her from a 8. 5 to an 8.

"Layla" - Latina with natural dd's and a bit of a blonde 'fro (7) although she tied it up into a bun later on.

"Jazzy" - tall Latina with big implants (7).

"Andrea" - very cute blonde Caucasian but with huge implants (8); I might have rated her as a 9 based on her attractive face alone but the surgical scars around her breasts were a bit Frankenstein (either still healing or just bad plastic surgery).

"Nena" - Middle Eastern or Latina MILF with dd implants (7); I didn't really see her hassling customers like KingMg23 previously reported; she was just working patrons like everyone else.

"Kim Bella" - extremely fit and toned Latina but with big implants (7); I just never had a good time with plastic Barbies so I had to decline.

"Sandra" - toned Latina (7) with plenty of tattoos (sleeves).

"Tiny" - short AA with amazing naturals (7); she might be the same "Tiny" at Rhino.

"Renee" - tall AA with b's (6); she didn't strip FN until the very end of her stage set.

"Brandi" - skinny AA with glasses and b's (6); looked disinterested.

"Belle" - super skinny Caucasian (6) but still had a cute butt.

"Dakota" - trashy (but in a good way) MILF with a's (6); she splits time between Synn and Paradise.

"Naomi" - super-skinny Caucasian with short blonde hair and A's (6-7); looked a lot more glamorous tonight compared to Sunday, with a gold dress that accentuated her cute assets downstairs and glitter make-up; popular enough with guys who like spinners.

"Yuri" - tall skinny Caucasian with unkempt hair (6. 5) lack of make-up got me nicknaming her the flower child.

"Loli" - young Latina bbw but bbw in the cutest ways possible (6) with braces.

"Honey" - frumpy / most out of shape (5) although she still got plenty of love, which might mean she's a good time in the back.

I may still end up visiting Paradise on 11/12, when they're supposedly letting guys in free if they wear pajamas. (I'll bring a change of clothes in case their signs were lying.).

If it's a rodeo you seek, don't forget to visit Bliss Showgirls (east of Paradise on Valley). But go there first, so Paradise will seem like an upgrade. And pray they keep the lights low. Besides, who doesn't like to visit a house of horrors near Halloween?

I'm just being sarcastic; Bliss is generally awful, but of course you never know what you'll find. And extras can be super cheap. Plus they keep the stage busy, but probably since there's few customers & almost no one gets laps. Of course my visits have all been day time, no idea what it's like at night.

[Loki213]

I thought Bliss was just a topless bar? Probably will pass, because I remember the cover and drink minimum was something crazy at night.

If it's a rodeo you seek, don't forget to visit Bliss Showgirls (east of Paradise on Valley). But go there first, so Paradise will seem like an upgrade. And pray they keep the lights low. Besides, who doesn't like to visit a house of horrors near Halloween?

I'm just being sarcastic; Bliss is generally awful, but of course you never know what you'll find. And extras can be super cheap. Plus they keep the stage busy, but probably since there's few customers & almost no one gets laps. Of course my visits have all been day time, no idea what it's like at night.

[PelicanT99]

Okay, I'm thinking about completing the COI rodeo by visiting Paradise on Wednesday….

If it's a rodeo you seek, don't forget to visit Bliss Showgirls (east of Paradise on Valley). But go there first, so Paradise will seem like an upgrade. And pray they keep the lights low. Besides, who doesn't like to visit a house of horrors near Halloween?

I'm just being sarcastic; Bliss is generally awful, but of course you never know what you'll find. And extras can be super cheap. Plus they keep the stage busy, but probably since there's few customers & almost no one gets laps. Of course my visits have all been day time, no idea what it's like at night.

[Roland2418]

Nice work on this detailed write up. If you didn't know, the rhino coi website now posts photos of all dancers to help remember them. The description of Trixie below is probably actually Lexi. Trixie is a tall pale blonde. She apparently doesn't go all the way but tries for 3 bills for her oral dissertation. If anyone has more info, please share. Not sure about Lexi. The weed smoking MILF is probably Sapphire. She offers 5 bills for the full package but seems like you can get her down, just not my type. Angel from Ecstasy is now making appearances at SR COI if anyone is familiar with her offerings. Cool and decent looking tall black chick.

Spearmint Rhino (short verdict: ghost town).

Was there between 9-11 PM. I don't believe that I have ever been more depressed to be inside a club. There were probably no more than 6-7 dancers the entire night and just about the same amount of customers as well. The stage lighting is darker than I remember, but what made things worse was that the there were constantly 10-15 minute periods of just zero stage action whatsoever (even though there were usually 5 girls out on the floor) so I spent most of my time just checking my phone. For the "world famous" Rhino, that's pretty sad and inexcusable. To make matters worse, most of the dancers barely stripped down at all, setting off my red flags that they probably wouldn't do much in the back either. Sure, girls want to be tipped, but management needs to put in more effort to keep the stage action going and convince them to make the club as lively as possible. I felt more like I was at someone's wake (where they were constantly playing old rap music from 15-20 years ago). They said that all dancers had to check in by 10 PM, so I waited until close to 11 PM in case something picked up. It never did, so I left the club early. And I might never come back; even if they had 15-20 dancers on deck, the dim stage lighting and the DJ's indifference to keep the stage busy is a mood killer and I'd rather spend all that free time doing something else instead of twiddling my thumbs.

"Holly Wood" - probably one of the most beautiful AA women I have ever seen in person; a true 10 in looks; however, she didn't want to strip all the way down on stage, no matter how much I tipped her. So I did not like my chances of having a decent lap-dance with her.

"Porcelain" - super cute Asian girl with glasses (7-8; definitely more of the "sweet nerd girl next door" type than the "seductress" type) who wears a pink backpack while walking around in her swimsuit. Pretty friendly to chat with, but on stage she didn't really try to connect with me and simply worked through a robotic routine.

[Loki213]

Okay, I'm thinking about completing the COI rodeo by visiting Paradise on Wednesday. One concern I have: I remember their stage lighting is even worse than Rhino's; you could barely see the dancer on stage unless you're sitting on a tip row. Is that still the case? And is there a lot of stage dead time between performers like I unfortunately saw at Rhino?

I'm down to grind with lap-dances, but I'm not the type to monger all night. So a busy stage is a requirement for me. (If Paradise strikes out too, then I might have to escape to Synn again.).

BTW, TJ's admission is $5 cheaper before 6:30 PM, so if anyone is interested in going there, I would follow PelicanT99's example and aim for the day shift. But like he said below, the quality of girls may not be as good as you're used to in other OC clubs.

Excellent report & info, again. Three clubs & no extras would make a Pelican's balls ache, but I respect your strength of will haha.

And good point about Ecstasy ending up cheaper than a TJ's night visit; I never made that connection since I usually go days & the TJs staff know I spend so they usually comp me. But if full price applied, Ecstasy ends up a better deal: girls much hotter, $50 dances vs TJ's VIPs (esp with back room or big room upgrade cost) are either a wash or favor E (3-4 songs will be enough for me with those hotties). I'm going to have to drop the "too costly" objection, thanks for pointing that out!

[FrancApple]

Hey XBiker, that is what I am talking about. A fair price was agreed upon. 15 to have some fun. Once there, I am saying absolutely nothing, no fun, unless an upgrade fee was delivered. This has to stop and pretty high fee to just sit there.

My bad for not reporting it and at least I did not loose on my end. Just encourage all to call it out and take your business somewhere else. Be safe.

What did you expect for just the VIP price? Were you looking for extras? What was her upgrade charges for? If she was charging for extra, that just part of the game. You're expect too much if you're expect to get FS for free.

On the other hand, if she wanted more money to get naked or something like that. I would walkout too. But would have reported her to management and demand my money back. I would NOT leave $120 on the table.