Massage Parlor Reports

**AussieFury** · 10-28-22 15:08

Pass on Angela. Paid $200. Still no makeup. She did a half assed massage and rushed the flip. Handy only. Said she wanted 40 more for FS. I let her try for a while but was not in the mood to pop by hand so I just let her continue until she gave up. Save your money.

**AussieFury** · 10-27-22 15:20

I had a TNA provider ask me recently if USAG paid me money for posting reports. They do not. I get no special status or benefits from USAG. I get admin warnings when I step out of line like everyone else.

I also do not accept discounts for writing reviews. I'm not inclined to ever do so, but if I ever did I would include that fact in the review. I do take advantage of advertised specials.

**AussieFury** · 10-27-22 15:10

Dropped by M M. Cici greeted me and was looking pretty good. Impossibe for her to hide those chest cannons. They are a sight to behold as she HAMMERS you into the table.

But I've had Emma on my mind lately. Cici said Emma was busy, but that she would go switch. Very sweet. Cici left and Emma appeared soon after looking adorable as hell in a blue dress. I can't be certain, but I wonder if she had the girls upgraded recently. Her boobs look and feel spectacular. Great massage followed by a super-fun and super-athletic play session. She embodies enthusiasm. Always smiling, laughing, complimenting, and convincing me she's legit happy that I'm there. Emma is simply a superstar. I've often fantasized about an overnight with her.

Keiko is also still at M M.

Anyone know where Mia and Alice are currently?

**AussieFury** · 10-27-22 14:45

I was wrong about thinking there were 2 versions of Angel. It's the same girl. Outfit and makeup make a big difference.

**AussieFury** · 10-27-22 14:43

With Kiki's move to Pinee, brand new girl Angela is at Labellas. I met her right after opening and she had zero make-up on at around 11 a. She has plain face that would have definitely benefited from make-up. But young with a smoking hot yoga body. Shoulder length hair. Cute white tennis dress. I'll be back and will stay if she has makeup on.

**AussieFury** · 10-27-22 13:25

Originally Posted by DannyBoy45 [View Original Post]

Hi all,

I've been a hobbyist for a few years now. I've mostly used rubmaps for info until I found this site. You all are great with your posts and sharing info. Thank you! It really make a huge difference.

I like petite girls, so I've been a frequent visitor of Emma and have been following her around between Pinee and more recently MM. We always connect so well and the experience is well above most of my prior MP girl visits. I am trying to get over my obsession with her and try some new talent. .

A couple quick updates:

1. Emily at Pengpai Puyallup.

I had a similar experience as AussieFury. Under low light, Emily looks ok, but if you look close she really does show her age. I could even see the white / gray hair at the base of her hair roots. She is definitely older than she says. I wouldn't be surprised if she was truly 50+ in age. Her personality is nice and she can speak ok English. Massage was average. She didn't give full time. On the flip, I asked for FS. FS seems no longer on the menu. I am a pretty fit and good looking guy and my junior is definitely on the average to under-average size. 99% of YMMV girls will say yes to me given my personality, looks, good hygiene, and generous donations. I tried to get her to go FS, but it was ultimately a strike out for me. I did proceed with HJ. Emily's HJ technical was average. I was able to finish, but I had to fantasize about Emma to do it. HaHaHa. There are much better options out there given the limited menu. Unless FS is reported to be back on the menu with Emily, I will not be returning.

2. at Becazzo. I have been to NB a few times in the past with a average-to-good experience. I have not been recently, but I live reasonably close to this shop. Unless someone else reports out first, I will try to stop in this week and share back what I see / find at NB.

DannyBoy.

Great first post. Welcome.

**AussieFury** · 10-27-22 13:19

Originally Posted by CamCamMan [View Original Post]

Thanks Aussie, great reports. Just curious how many "roses" does a BBBJ from Kiki set one back?

Kiki tells me she's at Pinee today. Not sure who's at Labellas.

**DannyBoy45** · 10-27-22 12:13

Hi all,

I've been a hobbyist for a few years now. I've mostly used rubmaps for info until I found this site. You all are great with your posts and sharing info. Thank you! It really make a huge difference.

I like petite girls, so I've been a frequent visitor of Emma and have been following her around between Pinee and more recently MM. We always connect so well and the experience is well above most of my prior MP girl visits. I am trying to get over my obsession with her and try some new talent. .

A couple quick updates:

1. Emily at Pengpai Puyallup.

I had a similar experience as AussieFury. Under low light, Emily looks ok, but if you look close she really does show her age. I could even see the white / gray hair at the base of her hair roots. She is definitely older than she says. I wouldn't be surprised if she was truly 50+ in age. Her personality is nice and she can speak ok English. Massage was average. She didn't give full time. On the flip, I asked for FS. FS seems no longer on the menu. I am a pretty fit and good looking guy and my junior is definitely on the average to under-average size. 99% of YMMV girls will say yes to me given my personality, looks, good hygiene, and generous donations. I tried to get her to go FS, but it was ultimately a strike out for me. I did proceed with HJ. Emily's HJ technical was average. I was able to finish, but I had to fantasize about Emma to do it. HaHaHa. There are much better options out there given the limited menu. Unless FS is reported to be back on the menu with Emily, I will not be returning.

2. at Becazzo. I have been to NB a few times in the past with a average-to-good experience. I have not been recently, but I live reasonably close to this shop. Unless someone else reports out first, I will try to stop in this week and share back what I see / find at NB.

DannyBoy.

**AussieFury** · 10-26-22 22:40

Originally Posted by CamCamMan [View Original Post]

Thanks Aussie, great reports. Just curious how many "roses" does a BBBJ from Kiki set one back?

I'd already dropped the 200 at the beginning of the session. So I made the decision on the fly to finish that way instead of FS, but I don't feel I got ripped off.

**CamCamMan** · 10-26-22 11:56

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Got her number since tomorrow is her last day at Labella. She hopes to go back to Pinee or MM. If you enjoy a quality BBBJ, Kiki is amazing. I WILL be back for more.

Thanks Aussie, great reports. Just curious how many "roses" does a BBBJ from Kiki set one back?

**Becazzo** · 10-26-22 11:25

Has anyone been to NB massage in the last few weeks?

Also if anyone runs across any shorter chubbier gals let me know. Bit of a thing for that.

**AussieFury** · 10-25-22 19:23

Stop 1: Pengpai Puyallup to meet Emily.

She's well over 40. Cute, but showing her age. From what I could see, she has a cute little bod. Based on the previous intel about her being an anti-size queen, I cautiously only paid the $40 house for HH. I was face down when she walked in. Started with a pretty good massage. Not super strong like Angelina at Asia FedWay, but she got in there. Minimal teasing during massage. Part way thru, another client rang the door. Emily let them in then called a number on speaker. I recognized the voice on the other end as Linda. She showed up 4 minutes later to take the other guy. My HH was winding down so after the washcloth wipedown, she said flip over. She looked at my hardware and motioned for HJ. I said "Boom boom" and she laughed and said "way too big. " I think I'm pretty average and wasn't even remotely aroused so I'm not sure I believe her. I told her I can't finish with just HJ, but FS was a no go. I let her finish the massage, tipped her $20, and will not visit her again. Pengpai girls have traditionally been the most stingy with extras. I only visited this time because the review of Emily sounded good. But she was a strike-out for me.

Stop2: Pinee Tacoma.

Jumped in the car and called to make a late morning appt to see Angel at Pinee. When I showed up, Yuyu waved at me before disappearing into a room to make someone's day. However, "Angel" was not the same girl I'd met a few days ago. I asked her name and she had to think for a second before answering "Angel. " Still massive cans, but also a bigger face, ass, and tummy. Wondering what happened to Angel #1. And even though I had an appt with "Angel" and was on time, Angel2 asked if I could wait 30 minutes. I didn't find her as attractive as Angel #1, so I took advantage of the exit and politely declined and left. I don't like the switcheroo or the failed appt time. That's the kind of stuff I expect at other AMPs but it's new for me at this org's "flagship" spa.

Stop 3: M M Tacoma.

Heard Emma was at MM so drive by there. Three cars in the back lot.

Oof. Didn't even go in.

Stop 4: Kiki at Labellas.

Went to Labellas, knowing it's the same owner as Pinee and MM. Walked in and immediately recognized Kiki from Pinee (see my previous review). I smiled and she exclaimed "BIG MONKEY!" so it seems she remembered me too.

I liked the fact that nobody else is working here, which allows me to be vocally unmuffled. I also like that the lights are bright in the room here. Kiki did a great massage. Then she stripped and dragged her nips across my back. I turned over and we made out a bit. I then sat up and stood / leaned against the table. She got on her knees and performed a STELLAR BBBJ. She went all the way deep and welcomed me pushing her head in deeper at the base. A seriously great blowie with eye contact, bls, taint, shaft licks, DT, speed changes, lots of tongue action. I started to "feel that feeling" and asked if she was ready for me to cum. "MMMHMM" with eye contact was her only answer. She took every inch and every drop. I was LOUD and felt like I was going to pass out. Got her number since tomorrow is her last day at Labella. She hopes to go back to Pinee or MM. If you enjoy a quality BBBJ, Kiki is amazing. I WILL be back for more.

**Pleco360** · 10-25-22 03:17

Originally Posted by BBHunter425 [View Original Post]

Good afternoon fellow mongers.

Well went & stopped by Pinee after a terrible weekend and now I see what all of you guys have been coming for. Got greeted by Angela the big breasted, beautiful looking woman and almost said yes to her as she grabbed my hand but asked for YuYu and she called her from the back. Another beauty came out and I got my. 45 hh worth of fun and then some. She gave me a decent massage while I was lying there at least three guys stopped by and heard them asked for YuYu. I lucked out as she rubbed my back and would occasionally reach down and rub my balls with a tug on mr man. After she was done with massage she asked are you ready for some more and for $1. 8 I got a great dfk session, some BBBJ, daty, and some stripper slide before she slipped cover on and we went at it in missionary for a while before I finally blew into the cover. What surprised me was a few things. First the DFK shocked me as I have never had an AMP provider kiss me, second getting a stripper slide was nice but after blowing into the condom, third, she kept wanting to make out. I was in complete shock PLUS we went a total of 40 minutes and she was just going to keep going. Absolutely frigging cool!

The massage places in Oly aren't bad but this was fantastic. Would be interested if Angela is just as giving because those breasts were incredible looking as they were ready to bust out of that very tight fitting blouse.

Enjoy the hobby gents!

Stay safe & happy hunting.

BBHunter.

Up from Portland for some business and had time for a visit to Pinee after reading all these recent reviews. Dropped in about 6 PM and the place did not seem too busy. Met by the lovely Angel who led me to a room. Yes she has 2 large and lovely airbags barely restrained by her low cut dress. Wow! 65 for the hour. 10 min wait. About 15 minutes of medium type massage with lots of teasing and utc fondling and after hot towel was queried "everything?" Cash poor so settled for a CBJ for $, payable in advance. She stripped to her thong and revealed 2 massive tits which I think were natural. They were nice and soft as she placed them on my chest. Felt very nice as I hugged her close. She placed condom with her mouth and went to work. After a short time she slipped off cover and started HJ. I stopped her and asked for my money's worth of oral. She paused and then agreed and got a new cover and then started a BJ in earnest with good technique and some rhythmic gagging sounds which was in a way quite exciting. Normally I have trouble peaking with a CBJ but I have to give Angel an A+ for a successful effort. Cleanup followed by some more massage. Enjoyed my time with Angel. She seemed very friendly and her English was passable. She will be heading back to NYC in about a month so these twin peaks are well worth a visit while she is at Pinee. Definitely will be repeating for "everything".

**BobSF** · 10-23-22 22:30

Nice report. The place is in the same parking lot as the building housing the Pierce County Republican Party election hq. You can hide your car amongst the campaigners. LOL.

Originally Posted by ScotchYoke [View Original Post]

Just got back from this place:

https://lakewood.skipthegames.com/fe...2/545819635723

50/60. Girl's name was Coco. Probably mid-late 30's. Reasonably attractive. Slim. Was not wearing a bra under her loose fitting blouse. My hands were a bit cold for her unfortunately. Very tight pants made of very thin material. Mediocre massage. Asked what I wanted. Agreed to 60 for he. I put feelers out for more: 150/ CBJ and everything for 2. That's a no for me. Wasn't planning for full service, but wanted to see where the starting points for next time were. I agreed to topless for 100. Nice full Bs, maybe Cs with perky eraser nips. Seemed to enjoy them being stimulated. Hot towel cleanup afterward and a bottle of water. On the way out, had to remind her of my 10 dollar change for the half hour. I'd see her again to see what she'd be like for FS, and hopefully negotiate her down. The building is an old office building, but is clean. Vertical wood paneling on the walls, but the flooring looks newer. Parking in the back with a back exit door. The entrance is on the Bridgeport way side of the building, but doesn't face Bridgeport way. It's more parallel to Bridgeport so you can sneak around the side without being too exposed to the front.

**BBHunter425** · 10-23-22 20:51

Good afternoon fellow mongers.

Well went & stopped by Pinee after a terrible weekend and now I see what all of you guys have been coming for. Got greeted by Angela the big breasted, beautiful looking woman and almost said yes to her as she grabbed my hand but asked for YuYu and she called her from the back. Another beauty came out and I got my. 45 hh worth of fun and then some. She gave me a decent massage while I was lying there at least three guys stopped by and heard them asked for YuYu. I lucked out as she rubbed my back and would occasionally reach down and rub my balls with a tug on mr man. After she was done with massage she asked are you ready for some more and for $1. 8 I got a great dfk session, some BBBJ, daty, and some stripper slide before she slipped cover on and we went at it in missionary for a while before I finally blew into the cover. What surprised me was a few things. First the DFK shocked me as I have never had an AMP provider kiss me, second getting a stripper slide was nice but after blowing into the condom, third, she kept wanting to make out. I was in complete shock PLUS we went a total of 40 minutes and she was just going to keep going. Absolutely frigging cool!

The massage places in Oly aren't bad but this was fantastic. Would be interested if Angela is just as giving because those breasts were incredible looking as they were ready to bust out of that very tight fitting blouse.

Enjoy the hobby gents!

Stay safe & happy hunting.

BBHunter.