Massage Parlor Reports

**DanDan123** · 10-28-22 15:49

Heads up, Tina's and Bella's last day is tomorrow. Off to NY they go.

New ladies arriving the 1st.

**AussieFury** · 10-28-22 15:31

Originally Posted by SeaMonstes5678 [View Original Post]

Aussie, if that was you who stopped me yesterday. I owe you two shots of Jamison or Jack.

Wasn't me. I made the mistake of seeing her today. LOL.

That was a bro move from that monger.

**AussieFury** · 10-28-22 15:29

Originally Posted by Becazzo [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to NB massage in the last few weeks?

Also if anyone runs across any shorter chubbier gals let me know. Bit of a thing for that.

Mila currently at Goddess in FedWay is short and chubby and cute. Her English isn't great.

**SeaMonstes5678** · 10-28-22 15:20

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Pass on Angela. Paid $200. Still no makeup. She did a half assed massage and rushed the flip. Handy only. Said she wanted 40 more for FS. I let her try for a while but was not in the mood to pop by hand so I just let her continue until she gave up. Save your money.

Aussie, if that was you who stopped me yesterday. I owe you two shots of Jamison or Jack.

**SeaMonstes5678** · 10-28-22 15:16

Hello Gents.

To the monger who stopped me from going in Labellas yesterday. Thanks. Normally we mongers put our heads down, make no eye contact and walk in.

Yesterday I was able to escape for a little me time. And headed to Labellas. Aussie mentioned the new girl had a yoga body. Ok with me. Wanted to try something new. As I was walking towards the front door monger was walking out said it was the worst time he every had in his life. He said if you want to throw your money away go ahead. There is only one girl working in there and she sucks. Well I turned around and headed to my favorite. Yoyo. Same perfection as always. You would think the people that own all three places would have pretty good talent across the board.

Stay safe gents.

**AussieFury** · 10-28-22 15:08

Pass on Angela. Paid $200. Still no makeup. She did a half assed massage and rushed the flip. Handy only. Said she wanted 40 more for FS. I let her try for a while but was not in the mood to pop by hand so I just let her continue until she gave up. Save your money.

**AussieFury** · 10-27-22 15:20

I had a TNA provider ask me recently if USAG paid me money for posting reports. They do not. I get no special status or benefits from USAG. I get admin warnings when I step out of line like everyone else.

I also do not accept discounts for writing reviews. I'm not inclined to ever do so, but if I ever did I would include that fact in the review. I do take advantage of advertised specials.

**AussieFury** · 10-27-22 15:10

Dropped by M M. Cici greeted me and was looking pretty good. Impossibe for her to hide those chest cannons. They are a sight to behold as she HAMMERS you into the table.

But I've had Emma on my mind lately. Cici said Emma was busy, but that she would go switch. Very sweet. Cici left and Emma appeared soon after looking adorable as hell in a blue dress. I can't be certain, but I wonder if she had the girls upgraded recently. Her boobs look and feel spectacular. Great massage followed by a super-fun and super-athletic play session. She embodies enthusiasm. Always smiling, laughing, complimenting, and convincing me she's legit happy that I'm there. Emma is simply a superstar. I've often fantasized about an overnight with her.

Keiko is also still at M M.

Anyone know where Mia and Alice are currently?

**AussieFury** · 10-27-22 14:45

I was wrong about thinking there were 2 versions of Angel. It's the same girl. Outfit and makeup make a big difference.

**AussieFury** · 10-27-22 14:43

With Kiki's move to Pinee, brand new girl Angela is at Labellas. I met her right after opening and she had zero make-up on at around 11 a. She has plain face that would have definitely benefited from make-up. But young with a smoking hot yoga body. Shoulder length hair. Cute white tennis dress. I'll be back and will stay if she has makeup on.

**AussieFury** · 10-27-22 13:25

Originally Posted by DannyBoy45 [View Original Post]

Hi all,

I've been a hobbyist for a few years now. I've mostly used rubmaps for info until I found this site. You all are great with your posts and sharing info. Thank you! It really make a huge difference.

I like petite girls, so I've been a frequent visitor of Emma and have been following her around between Pinee and more recently MM. We always connect so well and the experience is well above most of my prior MP girl visits. I am trying to get over my obsession with her and try some new talent. .

A couple quick updates:

1. Emily at Pengpai Puyallup.

I had a similar experience as AussieFury. Under low light, Emily looks ok, but if you look close she really does show her age. I could even see the white / gray hair at the base of her hair roots. She is definitely older than she says. I wouldn't be surprised if she was truly 50+ in age. Her personality is nice and she can speak ok English. Massage was average. She didn't give full time. On the flip, I asked for FS. FS seems no longer on the menu. I am a pretty fit and good looking guy and my junior is definitely on the average to under-average size. 99% of YMMV girls will say yes to me given my personality, looks, good hygiene, and generous donations. I tried to get her to go FS, but it was ultimately a strike out for me. I did proceed with HJ. Emily's HJ technical was average. I was able to finish, but I had to fantasize about Emma to do it. HaHaHa. There are much better options out there given the limited menu. Unless FS is reported to be back on the menu with Emily, I will not be returning.

2. at Becazzo. I have been to NB a few times in the past with a average-to-good experience. I have not been recently, but I live reasonably close to this shop. Unless someone else reports out first, I will try to stop in this week and share back what I see / find at NB.

DannyBoy.

Great first post. Welcome.

**AussieFury** · 10-27-22 13:19

Originally Posted by CamCamMan [View Original Post]

Thanks Aussie, great reports. Just curious how many "roses" does a BBBJ from Kiki set one back?

Kiki tells me she's at Pinee today. Not sure who's at Labellas.

**DannyBoy45** · 10-27-22 12:13

Hi all,

I've been a hobbyist for a few years now. I've mostly used rubmaps for info until I found this site. You all are great with your posts and sharing info. Thank you! It really make a huge difference.

I like petite girls, so I've been a frequent visitor of Emma and have been following her around between Pinee and more recently MM. We always connect so well and the experience is well above most of my prior MP girl visits. I am trying to get over my obsession with her and try some new talent. .

A couple quick updates:

1. Emily at Pengpai Puyallup.

I had a similar experience as AussieFury. Under low light, Emily looks ok, but if you look close she really does show her age. I could even see the white / gray hair at the base of her hair roots. She is definitely older than she says. I wouldn't be surprised if she was truly 50+ in age. Her personality is nice and she can speak ok English. Massage was average. She didn't give full time. On the flip, I asked for FS. FS seems no longer on the menu. I am a pretty fit and good looking guy and my junior is definitely on the average to under-average size. 99% of YMMV girls will say yes to me given my personality, looks, good hygiene, and generous donations. I tried to get her to go FS, but it was ultimately a strike out for me. I did proceed with HJ. Emily's HJ technical was average. I was able to finish, but I had to fantasize about Emma to do it. HaHaHa. There are much better options out there given the limited menu. Unless FS is reported to be back on the menu with Emily, I will not be returning.

2. at Becazzo. I have been to NB a few times in the past with a average-to-good experience. I have not been recently, but I live reasonably close to this shop. Unless someone else reports out first, I will try to stop in this week and share back what I see / find at NB.

DannyBoy.

**AussieFury** · 10-26-22 22:40

Originally Posted by CamCamMan [View Original Post]

Thanks Aussie, great reports. Just curious how many "roses" does a BBBJ from Kiki set one back?

I'd already dropped the 200 at the beginning of the session. So I made the decision on the fly to finish that way instead of FS, but I don't feel I got ripped off.

**CamCamMan** · 10-26-22 11:56

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Got her number since tomorrow is her last day at Labella. She hopes to go back to Pinee or MM. If you enjoy a quality BBBJ, Kiki is amazing. I WILL be back for more.

Thanks Aussie, great reports. Just curious how many "roses" does a BBBJ from Kiki set one back?