Negative Escort Reviews

[PseudoRican]

So against my better judgement and even with a few not so good reviews, I decided to take the plunge. Got to her incall, and she's just like the pics, big tits, fat ass, and that clouded my judgement by ignoring one of the basic rules of mongering, never pay up front. Comms were great and easy, she opens the door naked and once she had me with "Papi" this and "Papi" that, and starts rubbing her tits against me, I paid in full, and 2 minutes into sucking me off her mood changes, total Jekyll & Hyde, and immediately wants to climb on top so I can "cum and get going". Every position we switched for a few minutes, she's telling me to hurry up and cum cause she's tired and uncomfortable.

8 minutes into a 30 min. Session I let her know I'm enjoying my 30 min. Cause that's how much I paid for. She basically stopped, stood up and told me to jack off cause she was tired of waiting. For a second there I thought about it and just shooting my load on her face without saying anything, but not worth the risk and escalating an already hostile mood. Took off rubber, got dressed and left.

Serves me right. $150 down the drain for some blonde with fake ass and tits, with the personality of a fucking dirty diaper. With her business model I guess qvs will be 5 min.

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[Monger654]

Passing through Orlando this morning so I reached out to Pamela, or so I thought I had. Whoever I was chatting with responded and said she was available as I would be getting to town about an hour later. As the is approaching, traffic sucks so I text to let her know I'm running 10 minutes behind. She responds that it's not an issue and I continue on. I arrive as predicated, about 10 minutes late, and text for the room number. Five minutes later, she sends a text saying that, when I get there, send a pic of the hotel. Ok, as I said, I'm here already, here's a pic. Seven minutes later, no response so I send a second pic. Four minutes later, she finally responds, though to tell me she needs another ten minutes. I let her know that's pushing it for me, not sure I can wait that long. Five minutes later, I get the room number and head on up. I knock on the door, it cracks open ever so slightly and I have to kind of slide on in. The room is rather dark, she quickly tells me I need to be quiet and she is quite obviously not the person in the ad. That said, she was a hottie, nice build, sexy look, wearing a tiny little bikini and I was okay with it. I had started to get a bit annoyed in the parking lot and contemplated leaving. Seeing her though, even though she was not who I expected, and I'm now feeling just fine. I strip and hit the bed. She does a sexy little dance, joins me on the bed, kind of rubbing my arms and legs and then grabbing my junk. She starts in on a BJ and the cover goes on damn near immediately, I mean not even fully erect yet. CBJ lasts for maybe two minutes, she gets up and out of the bed we're in and leans onto the other bed. She removes the bikini bottom and motions for me to come to her. She grabs my junk and starts guiding me in, I let her know I'm still not fully erect, she grabs some lube, strokes it a few times and guides me on in. The kitty is tight, my cock is feeling great and I start squeezing her tits. Bikini top is still on, I go to remove it, nope, can't do that. Strangely, she's got pasties on under the bikini top. I go to remove those, nope, can't do that either. I go to squeeze the tits harder, big "no" on that one too. Okay, I need to get this girl in doggie, go to pound town and get my nut before she completely destroys the mood. I have her flip over, I hit it from behind and, again, the kitty is tight, her ass is fine and I get my nut. I go to stroke it a few more times, nope, she immediately reaches back, grabs my junk, pulls me out, reaches for a couple wipes and points to the bathroom. I'd wanted to see Pamela, I'd read a few good reviews of her and liked the pics. While this was clearly a bait and switch, the girl that was there (NO idea what her name was) was damn hot and I went with it. Other than being hot, the positives were the sexy dance and tight kitty. That's about it. The negatives far outweigh the positives and I'll certainly not be seeing her again.

Pamela's ad was on AS. I couldn't find any ad that had this girl in it. Here's the person I thought I was communicating with: https://adultsearch.com/florida/orla...scorts/2876354.

I had a similar experience when I got to the room. I asked her where Pamela was because that's who I was looking for and she replied 'no English'. I used google translate and she seemed disappointed by this and I told her I was leaving. I also couldn't find the ad for her but I'm glad I decided to walk after the bait and switch. In the parking lot she kept texting asking where I was, and if I was showing up. I assume that was management. I end up reaching out to Paloma and guess what, same hotel and room number. I went up like a fool and it was a different girl from before and not Paloma from the end. This girl was very thick and had small tits. Ended up connecting with Legz to salvage my night.

[JayJayTwo]

Passing through Orlando this morning so I reached out to Pamela, or so I thought I had. Whoever I was chatting with responded and said she was available as I would be getting to town about an hour later. As the is approaching, traffic sucks so I text to let her know I'm running 10 minutes behind. She responds that it's not an issue and I continue on. I arrive as predicated, about 10 minutes late, and text for the room number. Five minutes later, she sends a text saying that, when I get there, send a pic of the hotel. Ok, as I said, I'm here already, here's a pic. Seven minutes later, no response so I send a second pic. Four minutes later, she finally responds, though to tell me she needs another ten minutes. I let her know that's pushing it for me, not sure I can wait that long. Five minutes later, I get the room number and head on up. I knock on the door, it cracks open ever so slightly and I have to kind of slide on in. The room is rather dark, she quickly tells me I need to be quiet and she is quite obviously not the person in the ad. That said, she was a hottie, nice build, sexy look, wearing a tiny little bikini and I was okay with it. I had started to get a bit annoyed in the parking lot and contemplated leaving. Seeing her though, even though she was not who I expected, and I'm now feeling just fine. I strip and hit the bed. She does a sexy little dance, joins me on the bed, kind of rubbing my arms and legs and then grabbing my junk. She starts in on a BJ and the cover goes on damn near immediately, I mean not even fully erect yet. CBJ lasts for maybe two minutes, she gets up and out of the bed we're in and leans onto the other bed. She removes the bikini bottom and motions for me to come to her. She grabs my junk and starts guiding me in, I let her know I'm still not fully erect, she grabs some lube, strokes it a few times and guides me on in. The kitty is tight, my cock is feeling great and I start squeezing her tits. Bikini top is still on, I go to remove it, nope, can't do that. Strangely, she's got pasties on under the bikini top. I go to remove those, nope, can't do that either. I go to squeeze the tits harder, big "no" on that one too. Okay, I need to get this girl in doggie, go to pound town and get my nut before she completely destroys the mood. I have her flip over, I hit it from behind and, again, the kitty is tight, her ass is fine and I get my nut. I go to stroke it a few more times, nope, she immediately reaches back, grabs my junk, pulls me out, reaches for a couple wipes and points to the bathroom. I'd wanted to see Pamela, I'd read a few good reviews of her and liked the pics. While this was clearly a bait and switch, the girl that was there (NO idea what her name was) was damn hot and I went with it. Other than being hot, the positives were the sexy dance and tight kitty. That's about it. The negatives far outweigh the positives and I'll certainly not be seeing her again.

Pamela's ad was on AS. I couldn't find any ad that had this girl in it. Here's the person I thought I was communicating with: https://adultsearch.com/florida/orla...scorts/2876354.

[Dugglc]

E S Summer went from my hero to never again. Since coming to my rescue a month back she has gone to I will never see her again or give out her number to anyone either. 7 dates in a row now have been absolute failures. There have been 3 overnights and 4 MotelX dates. All 3 of the overnights she passed out on me as soon as we got to the room and stayed that way until checkout time, and the MotelX dates spent the entire time in the bathroom up until between 15 to 30 minutes before time to check out. One of those times I had gotten the room for 4 hours and ended up having to use part of her donation to get 3 more hours and she still didn't come out of the bathroom until 30 minutes before checkout time. I took her for an overnight date this Wednesday night and she had bought cereal and bowls at DG on the way and was actually eating a bowl in my car on the way and kept nodding out holding the bowl. I should have turned around and taken her home right there, but she had promised she wouldn't pass out on me this time and I had already booked the room anyway so I went on to the room. I kept telling her she better not spill the milk in my carpet or it was going to be a problem and she did end up spilling some but it went in her lap instead of the carpet. We stopped at Chik fil a on the way to get food and then when we got to the room which was a one bedroom king suite at the Embassy Suites overlooking the lake at Crane's Roost Park. We weren't in the room maybe 30 minutes before she passed out cold sitting in a chair in the kitchen and stayed right there until 3 in the morning before finally stumbling to the bed and passing right back out until 30 minutes before checkout time. Same as the other 2 overnights have been..

To anyone that has her digits I'm sure this is common knowledge, but just incase, fucking a girl while she is passed out is a little felony called rape and will get you a very long vacation at the Grey Bar, and I know her well enough to know that you not only can but will get that vacation in very short order, and if she doesn't send you on vacation you better hope I don't find out because I will gladly send you there myself. I know 99% of you wouldn't do that anyway, but for the ones that would we'll see you in around 10 years.

[SkiPatrol]

She did the same thing to me last week. We set up a time and then nothing. Idk what her deal is. Tweaker behaviour.

I have it happen twice. Once after she text me to say she was available.

[Dugglc]

E S Summer went from my hero to never again. Since coming to my rescue a month back she has gone to I will never see her again or give out her number to anyone either. 7 dates in a row now have been absolute failures. There have been 3 overnights and 4 MotelX dates. All 3 of the overnights she passed out on me as soon as we got to the room and stayed that way until checkout time, and the MotelX dates spent the entire time in the bathroom up until between 15 to 30 minutes before time to check out. One of those times I had gotten the room for 4 hours and ended up having to use part of her donation to get 3 more hours and she still didn't come out of the bathroom until 30 minutes before checkout time. I took her for an overnight date this Wednesday night and she had bought cereal and bowls at DG on the way and was actually eating a bowl in my car on the way and kept nodding out holding the bowl. I should have turned around and taken her home right there, but she had promised she wouldn't pass out on me this time and I had already booked the room anyway so I went on to the room. I kept telling her she better not spill the milk in my carpet or it was going to be a problem and she did end up spilling some but it went in her lap instead of the carpet. We stopped at Chik fil a on the way to get food and then when we got to the room which was a one bedroom king suite at the Embassy Suites overlooking the lake at Crane's Roost Park. We weren't in the room maybe 30 minutes before she passed out cold sitting in a chair in the kitchen and stayed right there until 3 in the morning before finally stumbling to the bed and passing right back out until 30 minutes before checkout time. Same as the other 2 overnights have been. This time I had told her before I even left my house to pick her up that if it happened again it again it would be our last date and she promised it wouldn't happen again. I ended up dropping her off with the same thing she had in her pocket when I picked her up, nothing. Since I'm a diamond member at Hilton the room only cost me $108 and spent $40 on dinner, that was all the date ended up costing me, but it was still $148 wasted just to sit in a hotel room and watch movies and watch her being passed out and completely useless. This was the last time I will see her or give her number out to anyone. Anyone that wants her digits will have to get them from someone else, do not ask me for them. It's a total waste of money anyway, unless you want to pay to watch her sleep. Yes she helped me out in an emergency, but has also wasted my time and money for the last time. I have seen her almost exclusively every week since I met her in December last year, but the last 4 months has been nearly worthless, I'm done wasting my money and time on her. I'm going back to my weekly Milk Massage visits until I can find a new regular. I'm not wasting another penny or another second of my time on her.

[Iceman407]

You posted in positive review.

Sorry disregard my post.

[Voltron]

Total waste. Had me drive 26 minutes to her place. GPS said 26 minutes from me and she went Casper the ghost on me. If I'm lying I'm dying. I will not post her address but those thar went to her place it might be a Greenleaf, Blueleaf, Pinkleaf. If you been to her place you will get what I am saying. Shame too because she only wanted 80 for FS carfun and I had a crisp. 100 and was too horny to make change. Her loss was another girl's gain.

Dude this girl has texted me numerous times to get together. I've always been busy so I've made plans like the following day and time and she disappears, luckily I've never made the drive cause it's like 30 min away. She'll give me her address and tell me text her when I'm going to head over so I text and I get nothing.

[Iceman407]

Total waste. Had me drive 26 minutes to her place. GPS said 26 minutes from me and she went Casper the ghost on me. If I'm lying I'm dying. I will not post her address but those thar went to her place it might be a Greenleaf, Blueleaf, Pinkleaf. If you been to her place you will get what I am saying. Shame too because she only wanted 80 for FS carfun and I had a crisp. 100 and was too horny to make change. Her loss was another girl's gain.

You posted in positive review.

[The Full Monty]

Welcome to the club of trying to reach her with total radio silence. I'm not sure how she goes about deciding who she will reach back out to but consider yourself lucky if she's gotten back to you.

Almost every provider gets like this at one point from my experience. I'm not sure if there is ever any true selection process but I use the old "Dangle the Carrot" technique. These girls are constantly bombarded with calls and messages from us trying to get our rocks off, so I always find out what they like and find a way to offer it to them. Whether I plan to actually give it to them or not, it separates you from the crowd. Every girl has her own "thing", so when you learn to speak their language its easier to get their attention.

[ValenciaGuy]

Total waste. Had me drive 26 minutes to her place. GPS said 26 minutes from me and she went Casper the ghost on me. If I'm lying I'm dying. I will not post her address but those thar went to her place it might be a Greenleaf, Blueleaf, Pinkleaf. If you been to her place you will get what I am saying. Shame too because she only wanted 80 for FS carfun and I had a crisp. 100 and was too horny to make change. Her loss was another girl's gain.

[Magic2016]

I am still trying but no luck so far; I hope one day before I get tired of her crappy comm skills.

Welcome to the club of trying to reach her with total radio silence. I'm not sure how she goes about deciding who she will reach back out to but consider yourself lucky if she's gotten back to you.

[PapiCholo]

So from what I'm finding out most people haven't seen her since August. A lot of things can happen since then. Someone else I spoke with said that they were ghosted recently after they showed up and waited for a good while. Has anyone else seen her in the last couple of weeks or so?

Move on and find a different provider.

[Daman3568]

So from what I'm finding out most people haven't seen her since August. A lot of things can happen since then. Someone else I spoke with said that they were ghosted recently after they showed up and waited for a good while. Has anyone else seen her in the last couple of weeks or so?

[SkiPatrol]

Had a meet with her last week. Coms were good, get there and the gal looks nothing like the photos. Stuck around against my better judgement. Poor service, claimed she had 9 knee surgeries, kept pulling some body suit down to hide the fat. Overall piss poor everything. https://orlando.skipthegames.com/fem...t/645132676670.

Stay away.