Escort Reports

[ItsDaddy]

I went to see Snow & Harley in SNJ the other day. Based off the ad, seemed like they would be a good time for a threesome. I texted from 2 different burners, as I usually do. One that's polite with correct grammar, the other a little more casual and gruff. Immediately she replied to both numbers, but quoted different prices. First red flag right there. The polite text got rates of 150 ss and up, the gruff text got rates of 100 ss and up. For one girl. Eventually I was able to talk her down to 120 ss for 10 min 2 girl show, promising GFE and BBBJ along with them playing with each other. I drive to meet them at a low-end motel in Mt. Laurel. When I text to say I'm 5 min away, she replies, telling me to meet them in the parking lot, because they are thinking about getting a room at the motel next door instead. Second red flag. I meet them in the parking lot, but there are 3 girls, not 2, and they tell me that this other girl's name was Skyler. They basically say that they were kicked out of the motel they were originally at, and were trying to get a room at the other one. Third red flag. I definitely should have just left then, but I was thinking with my little head. They were asking for the money in advance to get the room, and they said in exchange I could have all 3 of them. I told them I never give money in advance, and that I was going to leave and they could call me after they got the room and I would come back. They didn't like this, and started begging me to help them, promising such unbelievable service and telling me they would really take care of me if I would look out for them. After some back and forth of me telling them I wasn't comfortable and them promising the world if I helped them, I reluctantly agreed, saying I would need to hold the main girl Snow's iPhone until we all got into the room together, and that the other girls not checking in would have to wait with me. I sent her the money on cashapp and the one girl Skyler (the only girl with I'd apparently) went in to book the room. However she apparently is on a DR list and they refused to rent a room to her. Fourth red flag. They ask if we can walk down the road to another motel to try there, so I agree because they already have my money so what else can I do. We all walk there, only to find out that she is banned from this hotel too. Fifth red flag. They say that we should try one last motel close by, so we walk there. However, this motel's rates are higher, so now they need me to send $30 more to get this room. Already I'm pissed and wanting to get this over with, so I agreed, still thinking I was going to get an amazing foursome in return, so in my mind $30 extra seemed reasonable for that. We finally get to the room, and immediately I could tell that this experience would not be what they promised. The one girl got undressed while the other 2 went into the bathroom. The girl who got undressed, Harley, started with lackluster BBBJ, and after about 3 min of that, I called out to the other girls in the bathroom, asking if they were coming out. About 3 min later they emerge, and the one girl Snow gets undressed and starts to also give me BBBJ. However the third girl is sitting on the other bed just watching TV. I ask her if she is going to join and they say that she doesn't do dates really because she is new. So now I know they were lying about me having all 3 of them. They girl Snow stops after literally 1 min of BBBJ, and then tells me I have 3 min left, so I better hurry up and fuck Harley. Both girls leave the bed, looking for a condom, which took 2 min. Once she slipped it on, she said "You have one minute left. " I am beyond pissed at this point and not even anywhere close to being turned on, let alone 1 min from finishing, but I try anyway. After literally one minute Snow announces "you're done. " And Harley proceeds to leave the bed. I ask if anyone is going to finish me off, and they start complaining that I didn't give them enough because they usually get $150 ss and that I was taking too long, even though I barely had 4 minutes of service in total when accounting for all the interruptions. I remind them that I looked out for them and gave them extra money for they room and that they would have been screwed if I hadn't, especially since they were banned from the other 2 motels. The girl Harley I guess felt bad and got back on the bed to finish me with BBBJ. The girl Snow sees this and says "You literally have 1 minute. And you better tip her. " I said "ok fine whatever" just to make sure she kept going and didn't stop. I was barely able to finish, but got it off just in the nick of time. I go to the bathroom to use a towel to clean up, and they start yelling at me saying they need the towels and that I should just use a tissue. I'm quickly getting dressed and trying to get the hell out of there, and they gather in front of the door demanding $40 more for the tip that I "promised them". Honestly I had no intention of giving a tip, and even if I did there is no way I would tip $40, especially for such unbelievably poor service. I tell them no and gently start pushing my way out the door. I manage to squeeze by them, and on my way out they push me and call me a scumbag and throw a plastic bottle at me. I was just glad to finally be out of there. Definitely one of the worst experiences I have had in a while. I wouldn't go back even if they offered to do me for free. Avoid at all costs fellow mongers.

https://south-jersey.skipthegames.co...e/321048544320

[Ninjax]

I've got no reason to lie and if in fact she was like OP stated I wouldn't have made a post. I'm just here to say that glowing review is a gas light. Too many time y'all call a sloppy fat chick thick. She has a fat ass and bug titties but she also has a large gut. Anyway if that doesn't deter you I'm glad you agree she's a user and allows anything per text. I'll pass and I hope y'all stay safe.

Fat / slob / large / heavy is open to interpretation. What I don't understand is how 2 people can see the same lady in a week's span (see comments just below this one) and one says she is just like her pics (110#) and the other says she is a fat mess. Someone is lying.

[Hunter Jay]

Fat / slob / large / heavy is open to interpretation. What I don't understand is how 2 people can see the same lady in a week's span (see comments just below this one) and one says she is just like her pics (110#) and the other says she is a fat mess. Someone is lying.

The reviews are confusing I'll have to see this chick myself and give an accurate report.

[PhillyDiscreet]

Dude. If what the other guy said about her having a homer simpson gut is true, that's not being thick; that's just being chubby / fat / overweight. I hate, HATE, when guys get thick & just being a fat fucking slob mixed up. There is a big difference. My god, you can even google it if you want to. Being thick is having some meat / flesh on you in the right places (curves, chest, bust, hips, etc). When you got a middle-aged, lazy, beer-belly like figure like that other guy said, it ain't thick. It's just being fat & lazy, and *fortunately* for her, some of that fat decided to go to "the right places" too sometimes.

Fat / slob / large / heavy is open to interpretation. What I don't understand is how 2 people can see the same lady in a week's span (see comments just below this one) and one says she is just like her pics (110#) and the other says she is a fat mess. Someone is lying.

[AnonBuxz]

The (2) times I've her seen her, my experiences have been very solid. Yes, she's thick. She has a genuine sit-up, fat ass. I like thick but I realize most guys here prefer their women skinny. Nothing wrong with that. Also yes, I didn't mention it but I too saw that she couldn't maintain proper eye contact, like she was looking at the ground when talking to you; she also mumbles when she speaks. I never saw any foaming at the mouth. I did see missing teeth. But none of that mattered because her performance was very satisfying; head was pleasurable and the doggy / mish combo was fulfilling. Her attitude is pleasant and during the main event she lets you dig in how you want. The fact that you saw used needles (not surprised) is concerning, and definitely will affect my decision to see her in the future. That said, I'm not writing her off based on the things you've mentioned. Perhaps you got her on a really bad day because when I saw her, she was never in a panic state, she was actually really chill aside from her mumble speak. I appreciate you giving your honest experience but I also find it funny because I've seen plenty of rave reviews here for girls who are skinny as hell and known to be hardcore users. Heck, I've seen dudes on here talk about how they regularly BBBJ / BBFS with the same kind of women. Idk it just seems like you guys are more lenient / patient / forgiving with girls who fit inside your sizing requirements (which tends to be 100 lbs or less).

Dude. If what the other guy said about her having a homer simpson gut is true, that's not being thick; that's just being chubby / fat / overweight. I hate, HATE, when guys get thick & just being a fat fucking slob mixed up. There is a big difference. My god, you can even google it if you want to. Being thick is having some meat / flesh on you in the right places (curves, chest, bust, hips, etc). When you got a middle-aged, lazy, beer-belly like figure like that other guy said, it ain't thick. It's just being fat & lazy, and *fortunately* for her, some of that fat decided to go to "the right places" too sometimes.

[SentryMarv1]

I went on the strength of your review and Jesus Christ what a shit show. When I walked in she was in a panic trying the clean the mess of a room. Cups food bottles trash all over. Clothes scattered everywhere. Thank god it was a large room otherwise you wouldn't be able to walk anywhere. For starters she had on a sports bra with a Homer Simpson gut hanging underneath. Red flag 1. I noticed she wouldn't look me in the eye while she was holding a stiff or injured neck. While standing there I looked into the open bedside drawer only to see used needles and a meth smoking rig. I immediately called her out on it and she blamed her "stepsister" for leaving it there. I will say she was nice and very apologetic through the foaming of the mouth and missing teeth. I told her this wasn't my thing and bounced and she was cool about it and sent text apologizing again. Dude you sure this is the right link for review posted? Simya is Not datable and hopefully I help future mongers.

The (2) times I've her seen her, my experiences have been very solid. Yes, she's thick. She has a genuine sit-up, fat ass. I like thick but I realize most guys here prefer their women skinny. Nothing wrong with that. Also yes, I didn't mention it but I too saw that she couldn't maintain proper eye contact, like she was looking at the ground when talking to you; she also mumbles when she speaks. I never saw any foaming at the mouth. I did see missing teeth. But none of that mattered because her performance was very satisfying; head was pleasurable and the doggy / mish combo was fulfilling. Her attitude is pleasant and during the main event she lets you dig in how you want. The fact that you saw used needles (not surprised) is concerning, and definitely will affect my decision to see her in the future. That said, I'm not writing her off based on the things you've mentioned. Perhaps you got her on a really bad day because when I saw her, she was never in a panic state, she was actually really chill aside from her mumble speak. I appreciate you giving your honest experience but I also find it funny because I've seen plenty of rave reviews here for girls who are skinny as hell and known to be hardcore users. Heck, I've seen dudes on here talk about how they regularly BBBJ / BBFS with the same kind of women. Idk it just seems like you guys are more lenient / patient / forgiving with girls who fit inside your sizing requirements (which tends to be 100 lbs or less).

[Lance547]

I just found out we lost another provider, she was working out of Galloway, I reviewed her months ago. RIP Jess.

Also I found out I lost a UTR, not known in here perhaps. RIP, SMFH.

Sorry for your loss bro. I lost all my favorite regulars years ago and with the most recent being shot and killed a few months ago out in the street. Living the fast life unfortunately usually leads to an early departure.

[Jlopez4]

I went on the strength of your review and Jesus Christ what a shit show. When I walked in she was in a panic trying the clean the mess of a room. Cups food bottles trash all over. Clothes scattered everywhere. Thank god it was a large room otherwise you wouldn't be able to walk anywhere. For starters she had on a sports bra with a Homer Simpson gut hanging underneath. Red flag 1. I noticed she wouldn't look me in the eye while she was holding a stiff or injured neck. While standing there I looked into the open bedside drawer only to see used needles and a meth smoking rig. I immediately called her out on it and she blamed her "stepsister" for leaving it there. I will say she was nice and very apologetic through the foaming of the mouth and missing teeth. I told her this wasn't my thing and bounced and she was cool about it and sent text apologizing again. Dude you sure this is the right link for review posted? Simya is Not datable and hopefully I help future mongers.

I also saw her. I saw her on Friday night in Mount Laurel. When she opened the door, I was pleasantly surprised. And even better, she was happy, talkative, and in a good mood, super friendly and super accommodating. I, like the other member that commented, was expecting the worst and would have walked out had she not looked like the pics. But again, to my surprise she did. Her missing a side tooth or side teeth is true. But with an ass like that I didn't really mind. She said she doesn't do drugs like that but c'mon LOL. It was clear as day that she does LOL. Anyway on to the review and how our date went.

She was wearing this sexy ass light blue lingerie one piece. The sight of her ass in that outfit made me want to get right to it. Got undressed and laid on the bed. She gave a very enthused and wet BBBJ. Lots of spit and lots of slurping. I played with her pussy while she did her thing. Surprised that she was so tight. She got more into it as I played with her. And got super wet. Was going to finish in her mouth but her ass is next level. She had some baby oil and oiled up her ass, making it even harder to resist LOL. Got behind her. Again, she was really tight so she told me to pour the oil on her. In I went and pounded away. Phenomenal ass, lots of clapping. Finished round 1.

Chilled for a bit, talked, and bullshitted for a while. Told me to lay down and again almost sucked the life out of me LOL. Hearing the slurping got me more into it. So, grabbed her head and began to fuck her face. She took it like a champ. Again played with her pussy. Wet and tight til I told her I was ready. She turns around and I try to go in but again too tight. LOL she apologized but had no problem with it. She handed me the oil again and went in easily now. Again, gave her a good pounding. Was going to switch positions but the view was too perfect to switch. So finished, got dressed, gave her a hug and bounced.

When I arrived I did notice the belly but it was covered up really well with the lingerie / outfit that she was wearing. Also, bc we only did doggie all I saw was that nice, huge, oily ass.

All in all had a great time and will be back. Next time, I'll be sure to snap some pics so you guys can see what I saw LOL. The majority of the girls I have seen have been the spinner type. Mostly attributed to the drug use. So, when I'm in the mood for a thick type with an awesome ass and she delivers I have a good time. Before meeting, she sent me these verification pics and I will say they were very accurate as to how she looked on Friday night.

[HoodedMark]

I didn't hear back from anyone about Kelly. I decided to TOFTT. I did a google search and she seemed legit. Turns out, she is. We met earlier this AM in Runnemede off pike. Opted for a short stay 1.25 Standard deal. BBBJ and CFS. She's the same girl in the photos although her hair was down and dyed some kind of red punk color. Roots were showing.

Didn't feel rushed. All in all not a bad deal. I'm sure she's part of some group judging by the location.

Dude, based on this info I went and saw her tonight. Not to break balls, but how can you think she is acceptable? She's either pregnant or very fat, or just both She moved slower than a sloth. Apparently she was in a "car accident" and could hardly move Picked her up something on way and just gave it to her but politely said I had to leave She was so spaced out I don't think she knew what was going on. She said I'm in pain but I got to make the money.

I'd avoid this one. Just mho.

[SolarFun]

Thanks for the review. How long was your stay? Was the CBJ your choice or hers? I ask because her ad says BBBJ. Of course many of them lie in their ads. But a lot of guys go to see a woman just for the BBBJ. If you requested the cover that is good. If she just slapped it on you that means she is lying in her ad or there was something about you that made her throw on the condom. Her not being enthusiastic is also a very helpful part of your review.

Her choice. Donated for HR, but I left after HHR. My choice.

[SolarFun]

I've had my eye on her too. Just don't have the time to pull the trigger.

Let me know if you see her.

Her donation request for an HR was 3 roses. Without any reviews, that's too much for me.

https://south-jersey.skipthegames.co...m/639272438130

[TailGunner1]

Had a dream with Jozlyn. She was bigger than the pics, not too enthusiastic on a CBJ. I would only recommend her for a QV, at best.

https://mount-laurel-nj.skipthegames...y/293176525719

Thanks for the review. How long was your stay? Was the CBJ your choice or hers? I ask because her ad says BBBJ. Of course many of them lie in their ads. But a lot of guys go to see a woman just for the BBBJ. If you requested the cover that is good. If she just slapped it on you that means she is lying in her ad or there was something about you that made her throw on the condom. Her not being enthusiastic is also a very helpful part of your review.

[Shoooter]

Not sure if she's been reviewed here but I saw her last night near the deptford mall. I had a great time. Ss 100 she's super thick and pretty cool to hang out with. Did not rush or watch the clock. She actually put her phone on silent which I appreciate. Super sensual BJ I almost finished just watching her suck me off and looking up at me. Worth the visit.

https://south-jersey.skipthegames.co...a/991238192018

Does she host at a private residence or a hotel?

[Gentleman007]

I just found out we lost another provider, she was working out of Galloway, I reviewed her months ago. RIP Jess.

Also I found out I lost a UTR, not known in here perhaps. RIP, SMFH.

[Gentleman007]

Not sure if she's been reviewed here but I saw her last night near the deptford mall. I had a great time. Ss 100 she's super thick and pretty cool to hang out with. Did not rush or watch the clock. She actually put her phone on silent which I appreciate. Super sensual BJ I almost finished just watching her suck me off and looking up at me. Worth the visit.

https://south-jersey.skipthegames.co...a/991238192018

Italia has been in the business for a few years, she was on BP and she was one of the best, attractive, reliable, safe, clean and a pleaser. She left for some time, pursuing a career and unfortunately she gained a lot of weight, she has been working out and she looks better now, she admits being thick is where she belongs. With that being said when she came back I paid her a visit, or two, or 4? LOL. She remembers the good times we had, she doesn't hold back, always a blast. In her FB sometimes she does live convos and she dances in bra and panties, due to her large boobs the nips sometime pop out, she is one of the only escorts I would see, also because she is a good conversationalist, and chill person.