Massage Parlor Reports

**SexToyMagic** · 10-24-22 23:13

Originally Posted by SexToyMagic [View Original Post]

Visited two spots. Bother charge $70. Both kept the sheet over balls. Then they both Thought a $10 tip from a pissed off customer wasn't enough. Heavenly Asian massage gave a good massage but left in satisfied. Phoenix massage was the worst massage I've ever had. The lady massages like she was on speed. Just jerky punchy movements. It hit zero spots and never felt good for a second. I honestly think he massage movements were that of someone on speed or meth. Huge disappointment from two places that google reviews made seem like a sure thing. Does this whole area just suck? These fucking places are straight up false advertising. Theu draw egg be e to be out of business because no one would ever return. And hopefully you read this never consider going in the first place.

Driving and typing a rant out was a bad idea. I can't believe Iowa has been massage parlors then Minneapolis. I did find a place in Rochester a couple weeks ago that was good. Lady was amazing and they had a free shower bath at the end to get all the oils off. Damn near fell in love with this lady.

**Cool Calm Pete** · 10-24-22 23:05

She's back.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3219400

I've personally had a bad experience. Communication, scheduling, and massage was terrible. Not 28. Closer to double that. Maybe others have had luck. I'd rather be reporting on a good experience but seems to be a trend.

**SexToyMagic** · 10-24-22 22:57

Visited two spots. Bother charge $70. Both kept the sheet over balls. Then they both Thought a $10 tip from a pissed off customer wasn't enough. Heavenly Asian massage gave a good massage but left in satisfied. Phoenix massage was the worst massage I've ever had. The lady massages like she was on speed. Just jerky punchy movements. It hit zero spots and never felt good for a second. I honestly think he massage movements were that of someone on speed or meth. Huge disappointment from two places that google reviews made seem like a sure thing. Does this whole area just suck? These fucking places are straight up false advertising. Theu draw egg be e to be out of business because no one would ever return. And hopefully you read this never consider going in the first place.

**Pga231** · 10-24-22 20:59

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

Am I just a complete amateur when it comes to requesting table showers? I've requested one at every AMP I get L1 action at and get stonewalled. The weird part is that each of these locations have reported having table showers in the past after some digging. Is there some sort of reason no AMP I've been to wants to divulge the table shower? Or does anyone have a place that has easy access table showers? At this point, I don't even particularly care if I get a HE with a table shower, I just want to know what it's like .

I'm not sure what the obsession with the Table.

Shower is. They literally just dump a bunch of water over you and scrub you down with soap. Vita Spa up in Shoreview had one as a couple of years ago. Other than that it's been years since I remember anyone having them. East Lake Health did.

**BurtForPres** · 10-24-22 20:24

Originally Posted by AnythingCool [View Original Post]

Many of the parlors that had table showers have taken them out. They didn't get the memo that table showers = extras anywhere else in the country but MN.

Vita Day Spa in Shoreview has a table shower,.

I'll scope the joint this week hopefully. Even if it ends up uneventful, I'll still take it as a victory and report. Table showers do seem rare around here.

I think the report I read were quite old, so that's on me for having old data I guess.

**Anything Cool** · 10-24-22 18:18

Originally Posted by Go4MN [View Original Post]

Not sure where you have been seeing reports in the Minnesota forum about table showers, as I don't recall seeing any reports. Would love to know where they are available as well. One of the Hudson locations had one that sucked, I would not wish that on an enemy though. It seems very few locations around here are in that game.

Many of the parlors that had table showers have taken them out. They didn't get the memo that table showers = extras anywhere else in the country but MN.

Vita Day Spa in Shoreview has a table shower,.

**Go4MN** · 10-24-22 17:13

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

Am I just a complete amateur when it comes to requesting table showers? I've requested one at every AMP I get L1 action at and get stonewalled. The weird part is that each of these locations have reported having table showers in the past after some digging. Is there some sort of reason no AMP I've been to wants to divulge the table shower? Or does anyone have a place that has easy access table showers? At this point, I don't even particularly care if I get a HE with a table shower, I just want to know what it's like .

Not sure where you have been seeing reports in the Minnesota forum about table showers, as I don't recall seeing any reports. Would love to know where they are available as well. One of the Hudson locations had one that sucked, I would not wish that on an enemy though. It seems very few locations around here are in that game.

**BurtForPres** · 10-24-22 11:43

Am I just a complete amateur when it comes to requesting table showers? I've requested one at every AMP I get L1 action at and get stonewalled. The weird part is that each of these locations have reported having table showers in the past after some digging. Is there some sort of reason no AMP I've been to wants to divulge the table shower? Or does anyone have a place that has easy access table showers? At this point, I don't even particularly care if I get a HE with a table shower, I just want to know what it's like .

**DaveBecker** · 10-23-22 11:53

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

Body healing massage is probably one place that is legit that I've been able to go safely to get l1.

Any tips on who to see or how to crack the code would be appreciated. DM sent but your inbox is full.

**ViagraN** · 10-21-22 17:58

Originally Posted by JButter9 [View Original Post]

😂128514; I don't know what the fuck they're talking about but get a load of this 😂.

Probably another bitcoin phishing scam, but since there is a return phone number and you feel up to it you could pass it on to LE. Threatening to kill you is a very serious crime, you could play dumb with regard to the sex part.

**JoeDough** · 10-21-22 15:59

Originally Posted by JButter9 [View Original Post]

😂128514; I don't know what the fuck they're talking about but get a load of this 😂.

Google translate fail.

**MitchP4735** · 10-21-22 15:45

Originally Posted by JButter9 [View Original Post]

😂128514; I don't know what the fuck they're talking about but get a load of this.

You should be worried about that battery level my man.

I've gotten messages like this before and they mean nothing.

**JButter9** · 10-21-22 15:39

😂128514; I don't know what the fuck they're talking about but get a load of this 😂.

**MitchP4735** · 10-21-22 14:46

Trying to figure out what the bathtubs here are about, do I clean myself or do I get assistance?

**TheNorthernMan** · 10-21-22 14:43

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

Yeah I see that sometimes. Why is that?

From what I've learned since moving here, the majority of the Asians up here seem to be Hmong. And they seem to be a very very tight knit community with very few degrees of separation. That's always been my theory is that she's afraid to run into someone who knows someone.