Escort Reports

[PhillyDiscreet]

Dude. If what the other guy said about her having a homer simpson gut is true, that's not being thick; that's just being chubby / fat / overweight. I hate, HATE, when guys get thick & just being a fat fucking slob mixed up. There is a big difference. My god, you can even google it if you want to. Being thick is having some meat / flesh on you in the right places (curves, chest, bust, hips, etc). When you got a middle-aged, lazy, beer-belly like figure like that other guy said, it ain't thick. It's just being fat & lazy, and *fortunately* for her, some of that fat decided to go to "the right places" too sometimes.

Fat / slob / large / heavy is open to interpretation. What I don't understand is how 2 people can see the same lady in a week's span (see comments just below this one) and one says she is just like her pics (110#) and the other says she is a fat mess. Someone is lying.

[AnonBuxz]

The (2) times I've her seen her, my experiences have been very solid. Yes, she's thick. She has a genuine sit-up, fat ass. I like thick but I realize most guys here prefer their women skinny. Nothing wrong with that. Also yes, I didn't mention it but I too saw that she couldn't maintain proper eye contact, like she was looking at the ground when talking to you; she also mumbles when she speaks. I never saw any foaming at the mouth. I did see missing teeth. But none of that mattered because her performance was very satisfying; head was pleasurable and the doggy / mish combo was fulfilling. Her attitude is pleasant and during the main event she lets you dig in how you want. The fact that you saw used needles (not surprised) is concerning, and definitely will affect my decision to see her in the future. That said, I'm not writing her off based on the things you've mentioned. Perhaps you got her on a really bad day because when I saw her, she was never in a panic state, she was actually really chill aside from her mumble speak. I appreciate you giving your honest experience but I also find it funny because I've seen plenty of rave reviews here for girls who are skinny as hell and known to be hardcore users. Heck, I've seen dudes on here talk about how they regularly BBBJ / BBFS with the same kind of women. Idk it just seems like you guys are more lenient / patient / forgiving with girls who fit inside your sizing requirements (which tends to be 100 lbs or less).

Dude. If what the other guy said about her having a homer simpson gut is true, that's not being thick; that's just being chubby / fat / overweight. I hate, HATE, when guys get thick & just being a fat fucking slob mixed up. There is a big difference. My god, you can even google it if you want to. Being thick is having some meat / flesh on you in the right places (curves, chest, bust, hips, etc). When you got a middle-aged, lazy, beer-belly like figure like that other guy said, it ain't thick. It's just being fat & lazy, and *fortunately* for her, some of that fat decided to go to "the right places" too sometimes.

[SentryMarv1]

I went on the strength of your review and Jesus Christ what a shit show. When I walked in she was in a panic trying the clean the mess of a room. Cups food bottles trash all over. Clothes scattered everywhere. Thank god it was a large room otherwise you wouldn't be able to walk anywhere. For starters she had on a sports bra with a Homer Simpson gut hanging underneath. Red flag 1. I noticed she wouldn't look me in the eye while she was holding a stiff or injured neck. While standing there I looked into the open bedside drawer only to see used needles and a meth smoking rig. I immediately called her out on it and she blamed her "stepsister" for leaving it there. I will say she was nice and very apologetic through the foaming of the mouth and missing teeth. I told her this wasn't my thing and bounced and she was cool about it and sent text apologizing again. Dude you sure this is the right link for review posted? Simya is Not datable and hopefully I help future mongers.

The (2) times I've her seen her, my experiences have been very solid. Yes, she's thick. She has a genuine sit-up, fat ass. I like thick but I realize most guys here prefer their women skinny. Nothing wrong with that. Also yes, I didn't mention it but I too saw that she couldn't maintain proper eye contact, like she was looking at the ground when talking to you; she also mumbles when she speaks. I never saw any foaming at the mouth. I did see missing teeth. But none of that mattered because her performance was very satisfying; head was pleasurable and the doggy / mish combo was fulfilling. Her attitude is pleasant and during the main event she lets you dig in how you want. The fact that you saw used needles (not surprised) is concerning, and definitely will affect my decision to see her in the future. That said, I'm not writing her off based on the things you've mentioned. Perhaps you got her on a really bad day because when I saw her, she was never in a panic state, she was actually really chill aside from her mumble speak. I appreciate you giving your honest experience but I also find it funny because I've seen plenty of rave reviews here for girls who are skinny as hell and known to be hardcore users. Heck, I've seen dudes on here talk about how they regularly BBBJ / BBFS with the same kind of women. Idk it just seems like you guys are more lenient / patient / forgiving with girls who fit inside your sizing requirements (which tends to be 100 lbs or less).

[Lance547]

I just found out we lost another provider, she was working out of Galloway, I reviewed her months ago. RIP Jess.

Also I found out I lost a UTR, not known in here perhaps. RIP, SMFH.

Sorry for your loss bro. I lost all my favorite regulars years ago and with the most recent being shot and killed a few months ago out in the street. Living the fast life unfortunately usually leads to an early departure.

[Jlopez4]

I went on the strength of your review and Jesus Christ what a shit show. When I walked in she was in a panic trying the clean the mess of a room. Cups food bottles trash all over. Clothes scattered everywhere. Thank god it was a large room otherwise you wouldn't be able to walk anywhere. For starters she had on a sports bra with a Homer Simpson gut hanging underneath. Red flag 1. I noticed she wouldn't look me in the eye while she was holding a stiff or injured neck. While standing there I looked into the open bedside drawer only to see used needles and a meth smoking rig. I immediately called her out on it and she blamed her "stepsister" for leaving it there. I will say she was nice and very apologetic through the foaming of the mouth and missing teeth. I told her this wasn't my thing and bounced and she was cool about it and sent text apologizing again. Dude you sure this is the right link for review posted? Simya is Not datable and hopefully I help future mongers.

I also saw her. I saw her on Friday night in Mount Laurel. When she opened the door, I was pleasantly surprised. And even better, she was happy, talkative, and in a good mood, super friendly and super accommodating. I, like the other member that commented, was expecting the worst and would have walked out had she not looked like the pics. But again, to my surprise she did. Her missing a side tooth or side teeth is true. But with an ass like that I didn't really mind. She said she doesn't do drugs like that but c'mon LOL. It was clear as day that she does LOL. Anyway on to the review and how our date went.

She was wearing this sexy ass light blue lingerie one piece. The sight of her ass in that outfit made me want to get right to it. Got undressed and laid on the bed. She gave a very enthused and wet BBBJ. Lots of spit and lots of slurping. I played with her pussy while she did her thing. Surprised that she was so tight. She got more into it as I played with her. And got super wet. Was going to finish in her mouth but her ass is next level. She had some baby oil and oiled up her ass, making it even harder to resist LOL. Got behind her. Again, she was really tight so she told me to pour the oil on her. In I went and pounded away. Phenomenal ass, lots of clapping. Finished round 1.

Chilled for a bit, talked, and bullshitted for a while. Told me to lay down and again almost sucked the life out of me LOL. Hearing the slurping got me more into it. So, grabbed her head and began to fuck her face. She took it like a champ. Again played with her pussy. Wet and tight til I told her I was ready. She turns around and I try to go in but again too tight. LOL she apologized but had no problem with it. She handed me the oil again and went in easily now. Again, gave her a good pounding. Was going to switch positions but the view was too perfect to switch. So finished, got dressed, gave her a hug and bounced.

When I arrived I did notice the belly but it was covered up really well with the lingerie / outfit that she was wearing. Also, bc we only did doggie all I saw was that nice, huge, oily ass.

All in all had a great time and will be back. Next time, I'll be sure to snap some pics so you guys can see what I saw LOL. The majority of the girls I have seen have been the spinner type. Mostly attributed to the drug use. So, when I'm in the mood for a thick type with an awesome ass and she delivers I have a good time. Before meeting, she sent me these verification pics and I will say they were very accurate as to how she looked on Friday night.

[HoodedMark]

I didn't hear back from anyone about Kelly. I decided to TOFTT. I did a google search and she seemed legit. Turns out, she is. We met earlier this AM in Runnemede off pike. Opted for a short stay 1.25 Standard deal. BBBJ and CFS. She's the same girl in the photos although her hair was down and dyed some kind of red punk color. Roots were showing.

Didn't feel rushed. All in all not a bad deal. I'm sure she's part of some group judging by the location.

Dude, based on this info I went and saw her tonight. Not to break balls, but how can you think she is acceptable? She's either pregnant or very fat, or just both She moved slower than a sloth. Apparently she was in a "car accident" and could hardly move Picked her up something on way and just gave it to her but politely said I had to leave She was so spaced out I don't think she knew what was going on. She said I'm in pain but I got to make the money.

I'd avoid this one. Just mho.

[SolarFun]

Thanks for the review. How long was your stay? Was the CBJ your choice or hers? I ask because her ad says BBBJ. Of course many of them lie in their ads. But a lot of guys go to see a woman just for the BBBJ. If you requested the cover that is good. If she just slapped it on you that means she is lying in her ad or there was something about you that made her throw on the condom. Her not being enthusiastic is also a very helpful part of your review.

Her choice. Donated for HR, but I left after HHR. My choice.

[SolarFun]

I've had my eye on her too. Just don't have the time to pull the trigger.

Let me know if you see her.

Her donation request for an HR was 3 roses. Without any reviews, that's too much for me.

https://south-jersey.skipthegames.co...m/639272438130

[TailGunner1]

Had a dream with Jozlyn. She was bigger than the pics, not too enthusiastic on a CBJ. I would only recommend her for a QV, at best.

https://mount-laurel-nj.skipthegames...y/293176525719

Thanks for the review. How long was your stay? Was the CBJ your choice or hers? I ask because her ad says BBBJ. Of course many of them lie in their ads. But a lot of guys go to see a woman just for the BBBJ. If you requested the cover that is good. If she just slapped it on you that means she is lying in her ad or there was something about you that made her throw on the condom. Her not being enthusiastic is also a very helpful part of your review.

[Shoooter]

Not sure if she's been reviewed here but I saw her last night near the deptford mall. I had a great time. Ss 100 she's super thick and pretty cool to hang out with. Did not rush or watch the clock. She actually put her phone on silent which I appreciate. Super sensual BJ I almost finished just watching her suck me off and looking up at me. Worth the visit.

https://south-jersey.skipthegames.co...a/991238192018

Does she host at a private residence or a hotel?

[Gentleman007]

I just found out we lost another provider, she was working out of Galloway, I reviewed her months ago. RIP Jess.

Also I found out I lost a UTR, not known in here perhaps. RIP, SMFH.

[Gentleman007]

Not sure if she's been reviewed here but I saw her last night near the deptford mall. I had a great time. Ss 100 she's super thick and pretty cool to hang out with. Did not rush or watch the clock. She actually put her phone on silent which I appreciate. Super sensual BJ I almost finished just watching her suck me off and looking up at me. Worth the visit.

https://south-jersey.skipthegames.co...a/991238192018

Italia has been in the business for a few years, she was on BP and she was one of the best, attractive, reliable, safe, clean and a pleaser. She left for some time, pursuing a career and unfortunately she gained a lot of weight, she has been working out and she looks better now, she admits being thick is where she belongs. With that being said when she came back I paid her a visit, or two, or 4? LOL. She remembers the good times we had, she doesn't hold back, always a blast. In her FB sometimes she does live convos and she dances in bra and panties, due to her large boobs the nips sometime pop out, she is one of the only escorts I would see, also because she is a good conversationalist, and chill person.

[SolarFun]

Had a dream with Jozlyn. She was bigger than the pics, not too enthusiastic on a CBJ. I would only recommend her for a QV, at best.

https://mount-laurel-nj.skipthegames...y/293176525719

[Wialwa]

Another thumbs up for Hope! I saw her a few days ago after a little text tag. She was forthright with me and told me that due to the time of the month, she could only do BBBJ (which was all I wanted anyway). Pretty much exactly as BigDickGuy wrote with the exception of her only having her top off (her tits really are amazing), and she was on her knees with me sitting on the bed while she gave a really nice BBBJ. Not the best I've ever had, but she allowed me to control her head a bit and stayed on me until after the deed was over. I'll definitely be back for more!

Just met Hope for the first time after like 2 weeks of tag. She's got no signs of demons or anything like that. She met me at the door in a hoodie but once we got inside she took the hoodie and pants off and was wearing some sexy lingerie. She's got really nice tits and great pussy. She immediately started sucking and once hard she climbed right on top of me and kept riding but I ended up flipping her over and she was moaning in my ear and seemed to enjoy it a lot. She's probably the best I've come across on STG in a longggg time. I would definitely recommend a visit. This is her ad from today https://cherry-hill.skipthegames.com...n/398593024536.

[BigDickGuy1490]

Anyone seen hope, looks nice, rates seem reasonable but when I see some dude I wonder if they are their bf / handler.

https://central-jersey.skipthegames....n/385481986123

Just met Hope for the first time after like 2 weeks of tag. She's got no signs of demons or anything like that. She met me at the door in a hoodie but once we got inside she took the hoodie and pants off and was wearing some sexy lingerie. She's got really nice tits and great pussy. She immediately started sucking and once hard she climbed right on top of me and kept riding but I ended up flipping her over and she was moaning in my ear and seemed to enjoy it a lot. She's probably the best I've come across on STG in a longggg time. I would definitely recommend a visit. This is her ad from today https://cherry-hill.skipthegames.com...n/398593024536.