Stupid Shit In San Diego

**RealAccount123** · 10-26-22 13:32

Originally Posted by DrPornDawger [View Original Post]

If I had game and money.

Anyone up for the challenge?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GnTgEHjFpQ&t=87s

From an article:

Possible? Absolutely. The man lived to be 63. Given that he apparently was very shy as a teenager, let's go with the very conservative assumption that he was only sexually active starting in 1958 when he joined the Harlem Globetrotters. He would have been 22. If we again conservatively assume that he stopped at the age of 50, this gives us a 28-year-long time span.

If he had sex with 2 women per day.

20,000 women 2 women / day 365 days / year = 27.4 years.

If you tweak the time span or the number of women per day (based on the fact that he was known to be something of an insomniac), then the notion that he accomplished such sexual promiscuity gains some more credibility.

A quote from Wilt himself in the final year of his life: "With all of you men out there who think that having a thousand different ladies is pretty cool, I have learned in my life I've found out that having one woman a thousand different times is much more satisfying. " (link: http://static.espn.go.com/nba/news/1...12/110905.html).

There's a pretty good chance Genghis Khan had Wilt beat.

**DrPornDawger** · 10-26-22 12:19

Originally Posted by ReyKittyHawk [View Original Post]

I'm sure Hugh Hefner has a pretty good tally. He was doing models and Hollywood actresses and very open about all his fun.

As for us, are we're counting different women or the number of times we've had sex? I'm sure many of us have sex with the same woman multiple times.

Are we counting blow jobs and hand jobs too?

Civilian and professional encounters?

Does swinging, swapping, sharing, and college orgies count too?

Are we counting the not so pretty ones we never told anyone about?

If everything counts, I lost count long ago.

I think different women should be the requirement. , Example You can see multiple movies, and but watching a favorite title more than once, counts as 1.

My. 02 cents.

**Rey KittyHawk-shill** · 10-26-22 11:03

I'm sure Hugh Hefner has a pretty good tally. He was doing models and Hollywood actresses and very open about all his fun.

As for us, are we're counting different women or the number of times we've had sex? I'm sure many of us have sex with the same woman multiple times.

Are we counting blow jobs and hand jobs too?

Civilian and professional encounters?

Does swinging, swapping, sharing, and college orgies count too?

Are we counting the not so pretty ones we never told anyone about?

If everything counts, I lost count long ago.

**Nothing24** · 10-26-22 02:18

I kinda wish I knew my mongering number. I lost count before I even hit 20. I would probably guess in the 125-150 range but who knows 🤷*♂️

**DrPornDawger** · 10-25-22 12:48

If I had game and money.

Anyone up for the challenge?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GnTgEHjFpQ&t=87s

From an article:

Possible? Absolutely. The man lived to be 63. Given that he apparently was very shy as a teenager, let's go with the very conservative assumption that he was only sexually active starting in 1958 when he joined the Harlem Globetrotters. He would have been 22. If we again conservatively assume that he stopped at the age of 50, this gives us a 28-year-long time span.

If he had sex with 2 women per day.

20,000 women ÷ 2 women / day ÷ 365 days / year = 27.4 years.

If you tweak the time span or the number of women per day (based on the fact that he was known to be something of an insomniac), then the notion that he accomplished such sexual promiscuity gains some more credibility.

A quote from Wilt himself in the final year of his life: "With all of you men out there who think that having a thousand different ladies is pretty cool, I have learned in my life I've found out that having one woman a thousand different times is much more satisfying. " (link: http://static.espn.go.com/nba/news/1...12/110905.html).

**Miguel Honcho** · 10-24-22 21:39

Originally Posted by DeadAzz [View Original Post]

Hahaha that's the way to do it! Glad you enjoyed my posts during your break! I'm kind of on something of a break myself. Trying to cut down and build up my discretionary funds supply so posts won't be as frequent. But I did post a long report just now so that should be up later today hopefully!

Once in AZ, I was getting a BBBJ and for some reason she didn't shut the door and a monger walked by. The look on his face was priceless. I also bumped into other mongers several times and remember once saying, "This place is awesome!

**TheFishsd** · 10-24-22 20:18

Originally Posted by Waylay [View Original Post]

Speaking of holding your head up high -.

When your friends or anyone else asks you about your body count, do you tell them the TRUTH-truth? On the rare occasions it comes up I share my civilian number. I don't think I could give the real number (some innumerable amount of AMP / massage girls) without having to explain it. A lot of us on here are probably into the triple digits by now. Most people close to me in my life have no idea.

Sometimes way late at night when I can't sleep, I try to come up with a number of either civilians or pros. It's a hell of a lot better memory than counting sheep. I don't think I've ever gotten close on either side. Maybe one day I'll set up a spreadsheet hidden away somewhere for when I have those sudden memory flashes. But probably not.

**MaximusKahn** · 10-24-22 19:32

I don't count my drinks or the number of women I've been with. If anyone asks I say I don't know and mean it. Civilian or otherwise.

Originally Posted by DeadAzz [View Original Post]

Nobody in my personal life knows a thing so I give my civilian number which before this year it was around 13 with around 4 or 5 TJ girls mixed in when I went to Adelitas a couple times back in 2005. Then 2013 I took a solo trip to the Philippines and in 10 days picked up 6 chicks, some working girls and some just picked up because it was that easy. Banged one hooker in Vietnam in 2016 and been clean until this year. It's been 10 months and my number has skyrocketed since I started mongering and especially at the pace that I'd been doing it. I'm not in the triple digits yet but I'm so close. Currently at 92! I can't even imagine myself saying that number to even my best friend without having to explain it.

**RChangDatyKing** · 10-24-22 19:24

Originally Posted by CobraComander [View Original Post]

I don't even remember the civilian number LOL. I've been doing this shit for 22 years and I depend 2007 to 2010 in TJ at least once a week but on occasions I would go 4 times a week. My conservative estimate on the total number is between 250 and 300. Could be more.

YIKES.

CC.

Right there with you, CC. I'm approaching my 20 years anniversary of hobbying. LOL.

Yes, I can't remember my college days, grad school and adulthood body counts either. All the college parties and girls coming to our campus apartments when there were beers.

**Member #6293** · 10-24-22 18:58

Originally Posted by Waylay [View Original Post]

Speaking of holding your head up high -.

When your friends or anyone else asks you about your body count, do you tell them the TRUTH-truth? On the rare occasions it comes up I share my civilian number. I don't think I could give the real number (some innumerable amount of AMP / massage girls) without having to explain it. A lot of us on here are probably into the triple digits by now. Most people close to me in my life have no idea.

Nobody in my personal life knows a thing so I give my civilian number which before this year it was around 13 with around 4 or 5 TJ girls mixed in when I went to Adelitas a couple times back in 2005. Then 2013 I took a solo trip to the Philippines and in 10 days picked up 6 chicks, some working girls and some just picked up because it was that easy. Banged one hooker in Vietnam in 2016 and been clean until this year. It's been 10 months and my number has skyrocketed since I started mongering and especially at the pace that I'd been doing it. I'm not in the triple digits yet but I'm so close. Currently at 92! I can't even imagine myself saying that number to even my best friend without having to explain it.

**Cobra Comander** · 10-24-22 18:02

Originally Posted by RChangDatyKing [View Original Post]

I met a possible unicorn at a non FS AMP a couple weekends ago when I was back home and she asked me how many girls I've been with. LOL. I could not give her a number that was even close to the real number. She was new to the spa I visited and I think she was trying to figure out if I had been with any of the other girls that work there. Yeah, I don't think I can ever tell the truth. Even my best friends have no idea.

I don't even remember the civilian number LOL. I've been doing this shit for 22 years and I depend 2007 to 2010 in TJ at least once a week but on occasions I would go 4 times a week. My conservative estimate on the total number is between 250 and 300. Could be more.

YIKES.

CC.

**RChangDatyKing** · 10-24-22 17:50

Originally Posted by Waylay [View Original Post]

Speaking of holding your head up high -.

When your friends or anyone else asks you about your body count, do you tell them the TRUTH-truth? On the rare occasions it comes up I share my civilian number. I don't think I could give the real number (some innumerable amount of AMP / massage girls) without having to explain it. A lot of us on here are probably into the triple digits by now. Most people close to me in my life have no idea.

I met a possible unicorn at a non FS AMP a couple weekends ago when I was back home and she asked me how many girls I've been with. LOL. I could not give her a number that was even close to the real number. She was new to the spa I visited and I think she was trying to figure out if I had been with any of the other girls that work there. Yeah, I don't think I can ever tell the truth. Even my best friends have no idea.

**Waylay** · 10-24-22 17:10

Speaking of holding your head up high -.

When your friends or anyone else asks you about your body count, do you tell them the TRUTH-truth? On the rare occasions it comes up I share my civilian number. I don't think I could give the real number (some innumerable amount of AMP / massage girls) without having to explain it. A lot of us on here are probably into the triple digits by now. Most people close to me in my life have no idea.

**Nannersd** · 10-20-22 17:22

That is funny!

I stopped by to see a buddy at the bar down on Mission Gorge with my wife last month. The only empty parking spot was right in front of Moon Spa so I pulled in and mentioned to the wife "everybody is going to think we are stopping in for a couple's happy ending". She laughed and said well at least they are thinking we are going to have fun. LOL.

When we did see my friend he said "Hey, I thought you guys were going for a rub and tug". LOL.

Originally Posted by DeadAzz [View Original Post]

Hahaha that's the way to do it! Glad you enjoyed my posts during your break! I'm kind of on something of a break myself. Trying to cut down and build up my discretionary funds supply so posts won't be as frequent. But I did post a long report just now so that should be up later today hopefully!

**Member #6293** · 10-20-22 15:00

Originally Posted by PoonTangJohnny [View Original Post]

Literally, "ZERO FUCKS!" < +1.

I always park right in the very front like I own the gosh damn place! I really could care less who I run into at any of these places,. WE ALL KNOW, the only reason why, we're there!

I just wanted to say, DeadAzz- that I really so many of your posts while I was away and out of State for the past 2 1/2 months. Thank you, for keeping me so entertained!

Hahaha that's the way to do it! Glad you enjoyed my posts during your break! I'm kind of on something of a break myself. Trying to cut down and build up my discretionary funds supply so posts won't be as frequent. But I did post a long report just now so that should be up later today hopefully!