Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #6379** · 10-25-22 19:45

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/c...549801177.html

Looks promising??

Who knows.

**SexToyMagic** · 10-25-22 19:24

If someone can pm a sure thing near Egan I will share my Rochester location. I really want a satisfying evening.

**CarpMaster** · 10-25-22 18:38

Originally Posted by SexToyMagic [View Original Post]

Driving and typing a rant out was a bad idea. I can't believe Iowa has been massage parlors then Minneapolis. I did find a place in Rochester a couple weeks ago that was good. Lady was amazing and they had a free shower bath at the end to get all the oils off. Damn near fell in love with this lady.

I agree with you on the place in Rochester. I've been there 3 times. Great massage, good English, love the table shower. I seen a few places posted in the cities, but never tried them.

**ViagraN** · 10-25-22 18:18

Originally Posted by CoolCalmPete [View Original Post]

She's back.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3219400

I've personally had a bad experience. Communication, scheduling, and massage was terrible. Not 28. Closer to double that. Maybe others have had luck. I'd rather be reporting on a good experience but seems to be a trend.

Is this the lady from White Bear lake? If so, she has used many names in the past. Yeah, I would not bother if she is who I think she is.

Everything stated in the quote would be true in this case. If she is who I think she is, she was also known as Jamie and I saw her once as Amber. As Amber, I saw her like 20 years ago and she had a few extra pounds even then. I saw her as Jamie Lynn once, and she had gained weight. As Amber she did a nude massage but no HE for me or touching of her. Nice sparce red pubes.

**SexToyMagic** · 10-25-22 16:33

Originally Posted by Thunter [View Original Post]

Did not see a report, bummer!

Never typed up the report. I usually don't report all my findings.

**Dream44** · 10-25-22 13:53

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

Am I just a complete amateur when it comes to requesting table showers? I've requested one at every AMP I get L1 action at and get stonewalled. The weird part is that each of these locations have reported having table showers in the past after some digging. Is there some sort of reason no AMP I've been to wants to divulge the table shower? Or does anyone have a place that has easy access table showers? At this point, I don't even particularly care if I get a HE with a table shower, I just want to know what it's like .

Try Amazing Massage in St Louis Park off of 394 and Louisiana. Shower okay and L1 is tough to be had.

**Thunter** · 10-25-22 10:24

Originally Posted by SexToyMagic [View Original Post]

Driving and typing a rant out was a bad idea. I can't believe Iowa has been massage parlors then Minneapolis. I did find a place in Rochester a couple weeks ago that was good. Lady was amazing and they had a free shower bath at the end to get all the oils off. Damn near fell in love with this lady.

Did not see a report, bummer!

**BurtForPres** · 10-25-22 10:01

Originally Posted by SexToyMagic [View Original Post]

Driving and typing a rant out was a bad idea. I can't believe Iowa has been massage parlors then Minneapolis. I did find a place in Rochester a couple weeks ago that was good. Lady was amazing and they had a free shower bath at the end to get all the oils off. Damn near fell in love with this lady.

Iowa has better everything when it comes to the sex industry. Strip clubs, massage parlors, even adult theaters. It really baffles me that a conservative state with the fraction of MN's population just has it better. I really miss my solo trips through Iowa.

**SexToyMagic** · 10-24-22 23:13

Originally Posted by SexToyMagic [View Original Post]

Visited two spots. Bother charge $70. Both kept the sheet over balls. Then they both Thought a $10 tip from a pissed off customer wasn't enough. Heavenly Asian massage gave a good massage but left in satisfied. Phoenix massage was the worst massage I've ever had. The lady massages like she was on speed. Just jerky punchy movements. It hit zero spots and never felt good for a second. I honestly think he massage movements were that of someone on speed or meth. Huge disappointment from two places that google reviews made seem like a sure thing. Does this whole area just suck? These fucking places are straight up false advertising. Theu draw egg be e to be out of business because no one would ever return. And hopefully you read this never consider going in the first place.

Driving and typing a rant out was a bad idea. I can't believe Iowa has been massage parlors then Minneapolis. I did find a place in Rochester a couple weeks ago that was good. Lady was amazing and they had a free shower bath at the end to get all the oils off. Damn near fell in love with this lady.

**Cool Calm Pete** · 10-24-22 23:05

She's back.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3219400

I've personally had a bad experience. Communication, scheduling, and massage was terrible. Not 28. Closer to double that. Maybe others have had luck. I'd rather be reporting on a good experience but seems to be a trend.

**SexToyMagic** · 10-24-22 22:57

Visited two spots. Bother charge $70. Both kept the sheet over balls. Then they both Thought a $10 tip from a pissed off customer wasn't enough. Heavenly Asian massage gave a good massage but left in satisfied. Phoenix massage was the worst massage I've ever had. The lady massages like she was on speed. Just jerky punchy movements. It hit zero spots and never felt good for a second. I honestly think he massage movements were that of someone on speed or meth. Huge disappointment from two places that google reviews made seem like a sure thing. Does this whole area just suck? These fucking places are straight up false advertising. Theu draw egg be e to be out of business because no one would ever return. And hopefully you read this never consider going in the first place.

**Pga231** · 10-24-22 20:59

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

Am I just a complete amateur when it comes to requesting table showers? I've requested one at every AMP I get L1 action at and get stonewalled. The weird part is that each of these locations have reported having table showers in the past after some digging. Is there some sort of reason no AMP I've been to wants to divulge the table shower? Or does anyone have a place that has easy access table showers? At this point, I don't even particularly care if I get a HE with a table shower, I just want to know what it's like .

I'm not sure what the obsession with the Table.

Shower is. They literally just dump a bunch of water over you and scrub you down with soap. Vita Spa up in Shoreview had one as a couple of years ago. Other than that it's been years since I remember anyone having them. East Lake Health did.

**BurtForPres** · 10-24-22 20:24

Originally Posted by AnythingCool [View Original Post]

Many of the parlors that had table showers have taken them out. They didn't get the memo that table showers = extras anywhere else in the country but MN.

Vita Day Spa in Shoreview has a table shower,.

I'll scope the joint this week hopefully. Even if it ends up uneventful, I'll still take it as a victory and report. Table showers do seem rare around here.

I think the report I read were quite old, so that's on me for having old data I guess.

**Anything Cool** · 10-24-22 18:18

Originally Posted by Go4MN [View Original Post]

Not sure where you have been seeing reports in the Minnesota forum about table showers, as I don't recall seeing any reports. Would love to know where they are available as well. One of the Hudson locations had one that sucked, I would not wish that on an enemy though. It seems very few locations around here are in that game.

Many of the parlors that had table showers have taken them out. They didn't get the memo that table showers = extras anywhere else in the country but MN.

Vita Day Spa in Shoreview has a table shower,.

**Go4MN** · 10-24-22 17:13

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

Am I just a complete amateur when it comes to requesting table showers? I've requested one at every AMP I get L1 action at and get stonewalled. The weird part is that each of these locations have reported having table showers in the past after some digging. Is there some sort of reason no AMP I've been to wants to divulge the table shower? Or does anyone have a place that has easy access table showers? At this point, I don't even particularly care if I get a HE with a table shower, I just want to know what it's like .

Not sure where you have been seeing reports in the Minnesota forum about table showers, as I don't recall seeing any reports. Would love to know where they are available as well. One of the Hudson locations had one that sucked, I would not wish that on an enemy though. It seems very few locations around here are in that game.