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**Geralda** · 10-24-22 16:57

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**ZoltarXXX** · 10-24-22 14:06

Originally Posted by Detflin [View Original Post]

Yup, the secret is to avoid such girls. Your $ is your power. If you do not know your power, send deposit to couple of them and that will seal your belief.

I always ask what city they are in. Say for example they say Troy. I ask what city is North of Troy. Silence means its a fake. I ask If I can hear their voice. They change the subject. Its a fake. Low prices most likely a fake. Ask for what something they should Know. In. Fakes won't answer. Or answer incorrectly.

Be smarter than them.

**Liquor Lotto** · 10-24-22 12:35

So the dead fish is now going to have a tree bark vagina? Poor girl her life seems bad enough.

**MichiBob** · 10-24-22 11:24

Originally Posted by BigThumpingC [View Original Post]

This is extremely accurate LOL Read this, checked her ad and managed to schedule an appointment. She is the girl in the pics and is fairly cute but "dead fish" is an understatement. I walk in, she doesn't acknowledge me at all, nothing but one word responses, if I wouldn't have talked I never would have heard her and I still couldn't really tell you if english is her first language. Wouldn't take her hoody, hat or even socks off and just laid glazed over staring at the tv. Wouldn't touch my dick but willing to fuck in missionary only. I'd get rock hard but her entire aura would shrivel me up when attempting anything. Been mongering for a short time but continue to learn life lessons in this hobby. Had a session with a provider in her 50's that rocked my world not long ago, while his early 20's blonde had me wanting to run out of the room. There may be some mongers in here that may enjoy this on some werid fetish level, but do yourself and her a favor and skip.

Willing to share who this 50 year provider is?

**AgedAngus** · 10-24-22 10:44

Last night at around 3 am this one texts me 200 for outcall. Anyone sample? Add looks hot!

https://sumosear.ch/phone/313-391-3191

**LotharioPK** · 10-23-22 23:53

Originally Posted by BigThumpingC [View Original Post]

This is extremely accurate LOL Read this, checked her ad and managed to schedule an appointment. She is the girl in the pics and is fairly cute but "dead fish" is an understatement. I walk in, she doesn't acknowledge me at all, nothing but one word responses, if I wouldn't have talked I never would have heard her and I still couldn't really tell you if english is her first language. Wouldn't take her hoody, hat or even socks off and just laid glazed over staring at the tv. Wouldn't touch my dick but willing to fuck in missionary only. I'd get rock hard but her entire aura would shrivel me up when attempting anything. Been mongering for a short time but continue to learn life lessons in this hobby. Had a session with a provider in her 50's that rocked my world not long ago, while his early 20's blonde had me wanting to run out of the room. There may be some mongers in here that may enjoy this on some werid fetish level, but do yourself and her a favor and skip.

FYI. I had the same issues with Coco. Very much a starfish. I don't get why she has so many good reviews. Maybe I caught her on a bad day? Maybe she doesn't go for older mongers? I think she's skating on her looks. She is very attractive.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/96646686

https://sumosear.ch/images/phone/586-238-1983

**Sid63** · 10-23-22 22:47

Originally Posted by PipersPit [View Original Post]

Hey Sid,

Does Lexi do BBBJ.

Not for me. I doubt it. She's fairly business about this. Given that, she does a good CBJ and is worth the effort if not for the good comms, good incall, no smoking, not high, and very pretty without gross bruises, cuts, marks and all that other nasty stuff.

**BigThumpingC** · 10-23-22 21:20

Originally Posted by NeilYoung999 [View Original Post]

If this pics look good, it's probably fake. 99% of the real ads on LC and EB are the girls posting pics from crappy hotel rooms with old outdated carpet and curtains. Or she will be standing by a sink in the bathroom with drug paraphernalia on the counter and a reflection of some scary thug pimp in the mirror. It's not glamorous. Professional looking pics of models on the beach and stuff are almost always fake. Lower your standards and look for the girls guys here recommend.

One thing I've learned recently is that even real providers will take your deposit and ghost you. Never deposit.

**PipersPit** · 10-23-22 18:17

Originally Posted by Sid63 [View Original Post]

My suggestion: try Lexi-she's young (23 actually I believe), very pretty and has that young vibe. She has had kids so there's that.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/96246981

OR honestly, the strip club is your best bet for that. Pick what you want, ask questions.

Hey Sid,

Does Lexi do BBBJ.

**BigThumpingC** · 10-23-22 17:23

This is extremely accurate LOL Read this, checked her ad and managed to schedule an appointment. She is the girl in the pics and is fairly cute but "dead fish" is an understatement. I walk in, she doesn't acknowledge me at all, nothing but one word responses, if I wouldn't have talked I never would have heard her and I still couldn't really tell you if english is her first language. Wouldn't take her hoody, hat or even socks off and just laid glazed over staring at the tv. Wouldn't touch my dick but willing to fuck in missionary only. I'd get rock hard but her entire aura would shrivel me up when attempting anything. Been mongering for a short time but continue to learn life lessons in this hobby. Had a session with a provider in her 50's that rocked my world not long ago, while his early 20's blonde had me wanting to run out of the room. There may be some mongers in here that may enjoy this on some werid fetish level, but do yourself and her a favor and skip.

**BigThumpingC** · 10-23-22 17:04

Originally Posted by CoffeeMate162 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the report fellow monger. I met her 3 months ago in Madison Heights and this was my experience:

Pros: pictures are real; she is young and has a really nice body.

Cons: she was a "dead fish." I paid $.5 for hhr appointment and she laid there on the bed. Did not take the top of, so never could see / kiss her tits. No teasing, no talking, straight to mish position. Obviously I did not stay the whole time and I wouldn't not go back.

This is extremely accurate LOL Read this, checked her ad and managed to schedule an appointment. She is the girl in the pics and is fairly cute but "dead fish" is an understatement. I walk in, she doesn't acknowledge me at all, nothing but one word responses, if I wouldn't have talked I never would have heard her and I still couldn't really tell you if english is her first language. Wouldn't take her hoody, hat or even socks off and just laid glazed over staring at the tv. Wouldn't touch my dick but willing to fuck in missionary only. I'd get rock hard but her entire aura would shrivel me up when attempting anything. Been mongering for a short time but continue to learn life lessons in this hobby. Had a session with a provider in her 50's that rocked my world not long ago, while his early 20's blonde had me wanting to run out of the room. There may be some mongers in here that may enjoy this on some werid fetish level, but do yourself and her a favor and skip.

**CoffeeMate162** · 10-23-22 13:49

Originally Posted by Gerjon [View Original Post]

Funny report. She does look hot. Next time take the pill and go for it LOL.

Thanks for the report fellow monger. I met her 3 months ago in Madison Heights and this was my experience:

Pros: pictures are real; she is young and has a really nice body.

Cons: she was a "dead fish." I paid $.5 for hhr appointment and she laid there on the bed. Did not take the top of, so never could see / kiss her tits. No teasing, no talking, straight to mish position. Obviously I did not stay the whole time and I wouldn't not go back.

**Gerjon** · 10-23-22 09:50

Originally Posted by HeavyMetal85 [View Original Post]

She's in a town called Roseville.

Outcast, showed up at my hotel, set the timer.

I'm an alcoholic, so the hard dick dies fast sometimes.

She's beautiful, 22 years old. Blonde, face tattoos, nice big ass and nice big tits.

She's beautiful and the pussy looks like it's been hammered.

To me anyway. I'd place my money on one or two of you big dick fuckers walleyes it out.

But anyway, she only would pull her shirt up to her neck, not take it off.

All positions available, everything covered.

When I was in Mexico City, I contracted the vanerial warts.

My dick looks like tree bark. Doesn't hurt or nothing but please don't ask for pics!

Anyway, dick went limp and rubber slipped off and I didn't know and kept trying.

To no avail, I pulled the limp dick out and the rubber was gone.

I didn't nut but she freaked. Washed my hands and dug.

In that pussy to get the rubber. It was deep. In but I got it and she left.

Real pretty young girl.

Damage was only 200 hr and she sets a timer.

Being honest fellas and rock on!

I love pussy!

https://callescort.org/586-480-3077

Funny report. She does look hot. Next time take the pill and go for it LOL.

**ILikePandas** · 10-22-22 19:33

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...617/4193762443

I'm thinking about seeing her. Has anyone seen her?

**LooksNordic** · 10-22-22 19:07

Originally Posted by FarmerPete [View Original Post]

I agree most girls these days won't spend the money for professional pictures. It is the new world of selfies. As a photographer you can get them to realize the marketing value of professional pictures. Back in the scorps / ev days they had better pictures. A few still do but not many.

Did you read the first sentence of the review you commented on?

If this pics look good, it's probably fake.

So the marketing value of professional photos is nonsense.

Better photos would be a detriment.

They would be a honest representation of what the girls REALLY look like.

But to be honest, I don't know how they manage to get such crappy photos.

I couldn't get anything as bad as some I've seen if I tried.