Massage Parlor Reports

[SexAddict96]

I agree with this especially with the way the offices are tucked away. I have never seen anyone walking in that immediate area.

There are tons of AMPs next door to each other and have been there for years with no problems.

[SexAddict96]

Clarification on B2 B price if anyone is interested since me trying to use the code has led to wrong price. The price for B2 B was over 200 not 120 and this does not include house fee.

I went to the Elden location in hopes of seeing this Lucky person, although I have no idea what type of service she provides. However, since she was brought up a couple times, I thought there must be something special about her. The location is right next door to Eleven but I have never known of this place so it must be fairly new. Looking at rental info, it looks like it may have opened in Sept or Oct. Went in and greeted by a masked Lucky and the mask never came off. I do see what is special about her. She is young with a nice spinner body, something not seen in NOVA AMPs. However, menu is limited and overpriced. She wanted over $2 for B2 B. I don't know the exact amount because I tuned out once I heard the B2 B part. Seems like only HJ which I got but did overpay since she kinda does hustle a little. Doubt I will go back but from what I saw, she did look good.

[Happy Guy 2]

So after stumbling into the NoVa forum and seeing that big teddies list, I dreamt of seeing everyone on the list.

Had a recent dream of Vandara, which was not my first choice but Tara was away evidently, and Nikki did not respond.

The experience with Vandara was so-so. In keeping this short:

Pros:

1. Massage was pretty good (I think expected better based on some comments). I've had better at Sunshine Day Spa in Gaithersburg.

2. Large sturdy table.

3. For her age, body was nice. Nice size rack.

4. She was nice / pleasant.

Cons:

1. I realized once I got dressed that I was shorted 10-15 min. I was basically good leaving so I did not bother mentioning it. I should have though. This is one of the biggest cons as for the price, being shorted was very annoying.

2. Massage was not sensual at all.

3. Upselling. Maybe the prices are the norm in NoVa, but basically by the time I was nickel and dime'd, the price seemed high for the basic services rendered.

When I walked out I said to myself I'd never come back, especially because of the distance and value. After a little time thinking about it and the body / teddies, maybe I would, but I'd have to go through the rest of the list first. Unlikely I'd return.

My reaction the same quite a while ago. And reported then.

Not worth the time or money. No chemistry and no sensuality.

Just a waste. How does she stay in business?

HG.

[PaulSiple93]

I was in the area for business and thought I would check out the NVA menus and compare them to the ones in Richmond. I visited this location and the one close by just to see what they looked like. I ended up going to this one. House prices and tips are way different than my Richmond experiences. Got the thirty minute option, drew an older petite not bad looking, short skirt on (all of the girls in both spots had on skirts). After about ten minutes, crawled on my back and started rubbing the wet kitty on my leg, asked me to get on my knees, started working on the prostate. This was a new menu item for me. Flipped and the negotiations began. Had to get up and lay out the funds on a table. I laid up a 50 and a condom and she laughed out loud. I offered $ more for the entire menu and she just laughed and said more. Think I settled at 7 and got a HE with plenty of UTC play with FIV as well. She sit in the room and continued to negotiate for more while I was getting dressed. That was new for me. Good experience but pricey.

[Kijimuna]

This is a disaster waiting to happen. Too much in and out will arouse suspicion. As much as I enjoy Skye at Eleven, I will stay away now. Thank you for reporting.

There are tons of AMPs next door to each other and have been there for years with no problems.

[OldBoomer]

Just seen Amy from Alexandria, in a nice quiet neighborhood off the Van Dorn Exit on 95. Simple 2 text to get in. Greeted with a beautiful Thai lady who looked to be about around 35. She was wearing a nice red skin tight dress with heals, she was about 5' 4.

She let me know upfront it was 1. 2 and I ensured it was for the hour, as I knew or saw the ad had 30 min and 1 hour sessions, for 1. 0 or 1. 2.

Started off with a pretty good standard full body massage with nice warm oils with hot stones towards the end.

After about 30 min she asked me to flip, and began to stroke it, though it was great, she had a mindset that I would cum soon. After about 2 minutes she started to moan louder as if that was the key to get me to cum. During the next 10 minutes she was had to pause and stretch a few times and asked you should cum while moaning. I was a bit annoyed, she asked me to try and finish up myself and I began to stroke it for a minute or two to help her get to the end, now nearing the grand finale I asked her to finish up and that was it.

Great price, pretty mediocre service, I will not repeat.

https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...5803834-371936

She has great reviews on the link.

Your review confers the admonition = YMMV. I may TOFTT. Any suggestions?

[Goodfootfun]

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/4591...e-f4d9133988ac

I went to check out this ad a few days ago. They insisted on text and I made an appointment. They gave me the address to an apartment complex in DC which seemed fine. When I got there they said they were going to shower to get ready for me and to send the donation (for the hour). My spider senses went off especially because there was plenty notice and should have showered already. When I said "People sometimes get scammed like that" I didn't get another response.

[SonChi]

I went to the Elden location in hopes of seeing this Lucky person, although I have no idea what type of service she provides. However, since she was brought up a couple times, I thought there must be something special about her. The location is right next door to Eleven but I have never known of this place so it must be fairly new. Looking at rental info, it looks like it may have opened in Sept or Oct. Went in and greeted by a masked Lucky and the mask never came off. I do see what is special about her. She is young with a nice spinner body, something not seen in NOVA AMPs. However, menu is limited and overpriced. She wanted over $2 for B2 B. I don't know the exact amount because I tuned out once I heard the B2 B part. Seems like only HJ which I got but did overpay since she kinda does hustle a little. Doubt I will go back but from what I saw, she did look good.

This is a disaster waiting to happen. Too much in and out will arouse suspicion. As much as I enjoy Skye at Eleven, I will stay away now. Thank you for reporting.

[SexAddict96]

I went to the Elden location in hopes of seeing this Lucky person, although I have no idea what type of service she provides. However, since she was brought up a couple times, I thought there must be something special about her. The location is right next door to Eleven but I have never known of this place so it must be fairly new. Looking at rental info, it looks like it may have opened in Sept or Oct. Went in and greeted by a masked Lucky and the mask never came off. I do see what is special about her. She is young with a nice spinner body, something not seen in NOVA AMPs. However, menu is limited and overpriced. She wanted over $2 for B2 B. I don't know the exact amount because I tuned out once I heard the B2 B part. Seems like only HJ which I got but did overpay since she kinda does hustle a little. Doubt I will go back but from what I saw, she did look good.

She's moved again. 106 Eldon #13, next to #11 where Sara used to work. FWIW there is a replacement at Sea Shell that claims to be Lucky but is not anything as good.

[TheYoungMonger]

Called ahead and got a 1 hour appointment. Met by older lady at door, probably 50's, thin with a little gut. Taken to room. Paid 70 for the hour. Lady spoke almost no English and thought I wanted 4-hand but another masseuse deciphered to her I just wanted one girl. Uninspiring massage. Playful at times with the boys and the shaft but noting to write home about. On flip, tried a few different techniques but it was evident she just wanted to get me off and out of there. After massage, tipped 40 and left. Probably won't go back. Place was pretty busy as I heard 3-4 other guys leave in the time I was there. Maybe they had a better experience than I did.

[HotFootTeddy]

I wrote a comment a few days ago in response to a review about the New King spa. At the end I described Lisa as being a problem. Probably shouldn't have said something like that because she does try hard, I agree with you on that. My issue with her was that she would switch me to another provider when I would call specifically for her. I think she runs the crew out there. This happened a few years ago, her staff was not that inviting then but now that she has Kim and June working alongside things may get a lot better at King. I did spend two sessions with Lisa back in 2019 and she performed well although she lacks personality; she is very mechanical. Having said that she did provide a well administered BBBJ. I never asked for full service, but I assume it is on the table given your review. Maybe even BBFS. I will also say that her comment about being new at this craft is far from reality; she is a pro, given the rim job you received. You did well! I will return and visit based on this review.

Regards.

I've seen Lisa a couple of times when she's been the only one working. Similarly, BBBJ was what was offered and it was well administered. She recently mentioned having a teenage daughter, so part of me wonders how old she really is. The last time I was there in September, she mentioned that she had two new girls coming and I should come to check them each out. Maybe she'll be a little better about spreading the attention around.

[PrivatePyle]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../22568196.html

I had a visit with her while she was working in Tysons Corner. She is petite and delivers a powerful Thai massage. She has a large massage table and does extensive back and leg walking while keeping her balance by touching the ceiling. I opted for medium and can't imagine what hard would be. From my POV, her massage is top-notch and well worth the entrance fee. There is an expanded menu that I did not partake in. Standard finish was done well, and she took direction as needed. She has pert breasts that were available and did not mind a gentle exploration of her kitty (outside only). I think she floats back and forth between Tysons and Fair Lakes. Worth my time and money.

[PuntaJaco43]

I called and tried to get an appointment with Kim but she was busy until later in the afternoon so that wasn't going to work for me. The woman on the phone said come on in and try one of the other girls so I assumed it was going to be June but actually it was not it was an older masseuse by the name of Lisa. She's probably 50 at least, slim, smallish breasts and a plain face. I opted for a 60 minute massage for $80 with shower. The table shower was average and so was the massage itself but Lisa was trying hard and said she was new at this and she'll do better next time although I doubt there will be a next time for me with her. She asked what I wanted and I said everything she asked if I wanted condom and of course I said yes, got to be safe out there. The FS was not very good and seemed uncomfortable for her so I asked her to finish me by hand. I ended up striking it myself and asked her to lick my ass and she obliged like a champ. That lasted for about five minutes until I was done and shot my load. If I go back to King I'll only go if I can get Kim for an Appt.

Forgot to ask: What did Lisa charge for the CFS plus your bonus Rim job?

Regards.

[SlyFrog]

For the one who asked. It was $100 extra to go down on Pim.

I think that is the going rate for girls that do not do FS. Some want that to just strip.

Pim is game, but wants extra.

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/3071289a-af24-4b4e-9ed3-bceb724b392d

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[PuntaJaco43]

I called and tried to get an appointment with Kim but she was busy until later in the afternoon so that wasn't going to work for me. The woman on the phone said come on in and try one of the other girls so I assumed it was going to be June but actually it was not it was an older masseuse by the name of Lisa. She's probably 50 at least, slim, smallish breasts and a plain face. I opted for a 60 minute massage for $80 with shower. The table shower was average and so was the massage itself but Lisa was trying hard and said she was new at this and she'll do better next time although I doubt there will be a next time for me with her. She asked what I wanted and I said everything she asked if I wanted condom and of course I said yes, got to be safe out there. The FS was not very good and seemed uncomfortable for her so I asked her to finish me by hand. I ended up striking it myself and asked her to lick my ass and she obliged like a champ. That lasted for about five minutes until I was done and shot my load. If I go back to King I'll only go if I can get Kim for an Appt.

I wrote a comment a few days ago in response to a review about the New King spa. At the end I described Lisa as being a problem. Probably shouldn't have said something like that because she does try hard, I agree with you on that. My issue with her was that she would switch me to another provider when I would call specifically for her. I think she runs the crew out there. This happened a few years ago, her staff was not that inviting then but now that she has Kim and June working alongside things may get a lot better at King. I did spend two sessions with Lisa back in 2019 and she performed well although she lacks personality; she is very mechanical. Having said that she did provide a well administered BBBJ. I never asked for full service, but I assume it is on the table given your review. Maybe even BBFS. I will also say that her comment about being new at this craft is far from reality; she is a pro, given the rim job you received. You did well! I will return and visit based on this review.

Regards.