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  1. #41954

    My first CB

    Drew Anna. Very nice experience, as others have described. The post-fun massage had to be top-3 AMP massage. I almost fell asleep. On the way out, I meet Sandy and Grace. Sandy is gorgeous and I would like to try her next time. I was not as visually impressed with Grace as others have described.

  2. #41953

    Last Second MM visit. Tried a new girl

    Had such a good experience at Milk today that I thought I would finally pop my review cherry and share. I've been making the trek to Milk every few months over the last few years. Started going back when they were MC. I've seen most of the regular and favorite girls such as Sophia, Gina, Kiki and Mocha. Never did get to see Sailor Moon though. It's always been top-notch and I love that they remember me. In town for work this week and decided to stop in for a visit before heading home.

    Keiko was looking incredible as always and after a short wait. Offered me a new girl. I've read the good and bad things about trying the new girls here but I was in an easy going mood and said what the hell. Sitting in the room and in walks this super sexy young thing with shorter hair (around shoulder length). I'm shit at guessing their age. But I would guess she's around 20-22. Says her name is Joanna and we start passionately making out in the room like we're long-time lovers who haven't seen each other in years. One of the best starts I've ever had. I'm not the biggest fan of the table shower but I do it because I want the girls to know I'm clean.

    We get in there and it's the pretty standard milk TS but she's so fucking hot that I'm standing at full attention the whole time. Half-way through in comes Kiki (looking sexier than the last time I saw her) - who sees me. Get's a huge smile on her face and comes over to start making out with me while Joanna has her mouth full down lower. I almost lost it right then. But I know I'm too a double shot guy anymore so I do my best to hold it. Kiki gives me another kiss goodbye and tells me to ask for her next time.

    Couple minutes later. I'm back in the room with Joanna and it was amazing. BBBJ, slipped the cover on she climbs on top of me and starts grinding. Half-way through I'm considering proposing to this girl. I know it's mostly an act for these girls but this one had me believing. Came together at the same time, quick cleanup and then spent the last few minutes cuddling and softly making out until the dreaded knock on the door. I need to make another trip again soon. Kiki looked amazing but I want another time with Joanna to see if lightning can strike twice.

  3. #41952

    That soul crushing Kiki

    Quote Originally Posted by JayJayTwo  [View Original Post]
    So she's f**king at least four other mother f**kers? What the hell! My whole world just went to shit!
    Quote Originally Posted by Batman6969  [View Original Post]
    Fucked up ain't it?
    Yep, I'm crushed. Guess I'll have to go smash some other bitches. Damn it.

  4. #41951

    Another first-timer at CB

    Decided to stop at CB on my way back through town today. Hard to tell if it was busy, because it is an active plaza during the afternoon and there were no parking spots along the side where CB is. Walked in, greeted by Grace. Very pretty. Fell asleep in room and dreamt pretty much what everyone else has said about her and CB. I don't normally believe anything they say about me or my appendages, but Grace is pretty convincing because she doesn't use standard phrases like "Oh, it is so big. " She also does a convincing O, complete with a couple after-shock spasms that got even a cynic like me to wonder.

    I think one person entered during first 35 minutes. He was handled by someone else. However, after finishing a round with Grace, the doorbell rang again. Grace must have been requested, because she handed me off to Candy for some post-event massage. I asked Candy if they were busy today, and she said it was really slow. Almost immediately, the doorbell rang two or three more times. Candy, who was fully clothed and giving me a nice massage with nothing more, finally said I was a good luck charm and ended the massage a minute later after having to leave to greet the last two. I probably lost 10 minutes of the hour I paid for when she called it quits after that, but round 2 wasn't going to happen.

    Overall, I would say it was similar to a very good visit to King or NDS. Less scripted than Milk and thoroughly enjoyable.

  5. #41950
    Quote Originally Posted by JayJayTwo  [View Original Post]
    So she's f**king at least four other mother f**kers? What the hell! My whole world just went to shit!
    Fucked up ain't it?

  6. #41949
    Quote Originally Posted by EvilChil  [View Original Post]
    I have to admit I sort of find it amusing, I never really went in search of it and when it "happens" I almost sort of giggle about it.

    My first exposure to it was in Thailand, I went to a place that was reported to be the "place to go" for Greek. It was as advertised and during festivities there was also TUMA. All was swell in jolly old Bangkok that day.

    Now it's part of the script at some shops, TBH I don't really care about it, I would rather be balls deep in a throat.

    Thanks for letting me share. Keep your brown eyes winking.
    I heard that they really don't use their tongues. They use a finger pretending to lick your asshole. LOL. Hence they only eat ass when you're on your belly and not on your back so you can actually see it. Same way they slide the hat on without you knowing it and hop right on having you think she slid you in bare. Been to AMPs a few times so I must do more research before finding a final conclusion. If I heard wrong and someone has witnessed a tongue up their asshole lmk. LOL.

  7. #41948

    MM. Joanna

    KiKo suggested Joanna. Just like last time, no waiting.

    Joanna was so sexy, I shot twice in less than 45 minutes.

    I want to see her again next time. Joanna has short hairs and B cups tits (almost C Cups). A great kisser.

  8. #41947

    Mia at Milk

    Stop by last night around 630. One car in the entire lot, if it had been full I was going to go all the way out and try CB, but I just figured that's why it was empty so I went in.

    Handed over $$ to the little hand and when the door opened I saw little bunny ears and thought it was Sophia. But I have no idea who that was, wasn't her. Asked who I saw last time so I said Gina (99% sure on that) so I got the ole' "you get someone new". Since all of the rooms were open but one I knew I wouldn't have to wait but 30 sec in the room Mia pops in does a little dance, makes out a bit and heads to the shower.

    Mia is kind of the typical mold you see there, longish hair, thin but not fit, just "young thin" if I know what I mean, still young enough to not be fat so they don't hit the gym like chicks in their late 20s/early 30s. Cute but not super cute, small naturals with the eraser nips, almost no ass. Not great, but better than 90% you see walking down the street nowadays BUT since we are talking $$ here, she was just ok for me compared to Sophia or even Kiki who I was jsut "meh" about after most of my visits were with Mocha. Good lord that girl.

    Anyway, she comes back, we go. The shower was fine, not amazing, the script was well rehearsed but not mechanical, she tried to get into it but the over the top "oh baby. (moan)" gets old when its fake. TUMA and reach-around was good (I still LOL when they do that, can't help it), BBBJ on the shower flip was pretty good as well. Held it in and made it to the room where her lack of English was evident but didn't slow things down. Mish, daty /69 to keep it going, acg, rcg etc. She was so sweet about it all LOL, not sure how to explain it, but she's young (at least looking) and very sweet so I didn't make the poor thing CIM. All good in the hat. Used my time and out the door.

    Mia is a young cutie, but not my type at all, sweet and all but the past lineup of Sophia, Mocha and even Suki were more my speed, a little older, tighter and more outgoing. Not a bad time, but wishing I had went to CB and tried Grace.

  9. #41946

    Wtf?

    Quote Originally Posted by HumbleHal  [View Original Post]
    Stay away from my girlfriend, Batman! She actually told me she loved me many times when I was doing her mish yesterday. And she said she was my girlfriend. Are you calling her a liar? LOL.
    Quote Originally Posted by Batman6969  [View Original Post]
    Kiki is 2 timing?? My heart is broken! I need some time to think about this! LOL.
    Quote Originally Posted by BKoobs  [View Original Post]
    She is amazing. Saw her last week and asked her if I could take her home. I could fuck that girl for days.
    Quote Originally Posted by RiotStar  [View Original Post]
    I have seen Kiki before and she's one of the few there that likes it rough or at least encouraged it. The "I love you" nonstop shit is mad weird tho. It almost took me out of the experience. No idea why bother saying that.
    So she's f**king at least four other mother f**kers? What the hell! My whole world just went to shit!

  10. #41945
    I have seen Kiki before and she's one of the few there that likes it rough or at least encouraged it. The "I love you" nonstop shit is mad weird tho. It almost took me out of the experience. No idea why bother saying that.

  11. #41944

    First Timer CB

    Decided to check out CB as my first time as it was newer and all the post about it made me want to check it out first as my first time.

    When I got there I was greeted by anna she brought me to the back room handed over the $$ and got undressed while she left to count it I assume. When she came back she gave me a towel and got undressed to and took me to the TS. Enjoyed the TS B2 B rub she tried to do tuma but I declined. She began to give me a nice BBJ was okay wasn't the best wasn't the worst tho she is very slow with it. After the TS went back to the room we both took mouthwash and began making out she gave me some more BBJ and then on goes the cover. She starts CG then we swap to Mis and then finish in DS. During it someone knocked on the door saying time is up but we were still going on it and I was able to finish with a extra 10 ish minutes. After the whole thing we got dressed she left and the manager and another women came in talking about how I'm strong and next time to do $$40 as just $$ is 30 minutes and that I should call and ask for grace next time.

    All in all was a great experience that I enjoyed there was no manager and other girl double BJ like you lucky people have gotten but I still enjoyed my time with anna who was very attractive about 5'4 ish with a nice figure in my opinion. Will definitely be going back.

  12. #41943
    Quote Originally Posted by Batman6969  [View Original Post]
    Kiki is 2 timing?? My heart is broken! I need some time to think about this! LOL.
    She is amazing. Saw her last week and asked her if I could take her home. I could fuck that girl for days.

  13. #41942

    Tuma

    I have to admit I sort of find it amusing, I never really went in search of it and when it "happens" I almost sort of giggle about it.

    My first exposure to it was in Thailand, I went to a place that was reported to be the "place to go" for Greek. It was as advertised and during festivities there was also TUMA. All was swell in jolly old Bangkok that day.

    Now it's part of the script at some shops, TBH I don't really care about it, I would rather be balls deep in a throat.

    Thanks for letting me share. Keep your brown eyes winking.

  14. #41941

    Belongings

    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly  [View Original Post]
    My personal assessment would be that Sandy (more mature, manager-type) speaks English fairly well, but still can be prone to misunderstanding words, phrases, and certainly many idioms. Anna and Grace probably have a slightly LESS fluent command of the English language and I don't think you'll be able to engage either of them in any deep philosophical topics. That said, I think they communicate better than those that are "Fresh Off the Boat".
    Thanks for that info! One last question, how do they manage your belongings? Do they have a table or locker where you put your clothes / wallet?

  15. #41940
    Quote Originally Posted by HumbleHal  [View Original Post]
    Stay away from my girlfriend, Batman! She actually told me she loved me many times when I was doing her mish yesterday. And she said she was my girlfriend. Are you calling her a liar? LOL.
    Kiki is 2 timing?? My heart is broken! I need some time to think about this! LOL.

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