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10-21-22 13:42 #13234
Gba
Anyone been to GBA recently? Last time I went there was a new mamasan and after my session on my way out the MT (I can't remember her name for some reason) said new girls were coming soon. Anyone been and saw anything new?
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10-17-22 07:18 #13233Oh shoot I thought it was Relax Day Spa; Pulaski right?
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10-16-22 20:54 #13232
Lly
For those interested. There's now 2 girls. Older, taller & bigger bone than Tina for those who prefer non petite.
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10-14-22 23:33 #13231
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10-14-22 22:44 #13230
Yup
When I'm around Asian women in public all ways want to dive in it's scary then I have to remember where I am. To make matters worse my Taiwanese neighbor said to me one day. You damn sexy man. Well I’d never hit on it just to close to home and have noticed in other conversations with her she just has no filter when speaking. [Deleted by Admin]. Lucky for me the wife keeps a pair of binoculars handy for bird watching. This situation has prompted many visits to Pulaski Hwy this summer. They are so easy at the spa I think that is transferring to real life. But I hear you. Originally Posted by Waahoo
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Are you fucking insane? Don't ever talk about kids like that on the forum again.
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10-14-22 21:36 #13229I go through the same thing every time I pick up my dry cleaning. Originally Posted by Waahoo
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10-14-22 20:34 #13228
Is it just me?
I had to go to the eye doctor last week for a checkup. There was a new doctor / intern training there. She was a cute little Korean girl. I had to really force myself to not just smack her ass or something similar. I think I have had one too many trips to the AMPs! Please tell me I'm not alone!
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10-13-22 17:00 #13227
Relax the Spa
Sorry I misspoke. It's Relax the Spa (Not Relax Day Spa). Originally Posted by Cardel234
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10-13-22 12:41 #13226
Belair rd and harford rd
Hey all,
I have never done AMPs, can anyone sgare with me some AMPs on belair rd and Harford rds to try out. If not I understand. Thank you in advance.
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10-12-22 15:19 #13225
Hope gone. . . But Jin
Hope is now Jin in Arnold. A tad different type of massage. . . Seemed to try and focus on pain points and not all over, but the overall massage was great. Especially the ending.
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10-11-22 12:58 #13224
Belair Rd.
Definitely agree she will try and rush you out and make sure you pay and then time is ticking. I. Originally Posted by Fuzby69
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Definitely got short on time with her but I took advantage of my time and made sure I gave it to her good flipped her and moved her around in multiple positions and bang her good.
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10-11-22 08:11 #13223
Belair rd
In reference to the post below, I know that chick working there. She is about 5 ft and chubby, miniaturized version of Margret Cho. She will rush you out the door, pay for half hour, that way you don't feel so bad by getting gyped for an hour fee. She's nice enough but when it comes to show time she should get an academy award for best actress. Over exaggerated comments almost had he laughing. She'll be there 2 months, that's how that rotation works. She's why nice but as stated before, not my cup of tea.
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10-11-22 00:42 #13222
Vacation
Tina is the best. Originally Posted by MoonMonger
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10-10-22 15:27 #13221
BelAir Road
Had a dream about that BelAir Rd place that everybody knows about, but again, relatively few recent posts on it. I now know why. It was between that place and the one on Harford road, but the reviews for BelAir seemed better, and I saw some dude just walk into Harford road as I was pulling up, so the dye was cast. Called in advance, the MMS or whoever answered the phone seemed fine with a five minute ETA. Actually, I called both places in advance and for Harford Rd a woman who sounded truly elderly picked up the phone. Likely the MMS, and I like older women, but I didn't want to chance it.
Drive into BelAir, and park off street so no meters. Walk up, and there's no vestibule so it's just me and the street and all the people passing by. A minute later, a woman opens the door. She might have been 30, Bs, a reasonably revealing dress, longish hair, likely Chinese (but I couldn't really tell), maybe 5 ft 2. She walked up the stairs pigeon toed, but whatever. The place was pretty clean. I walk up the stairs following her, see just undies under the dress. She takes me to a room. I can very much hear the foot traffic. She closes the door and asks me if I'm here for a HE or "boom boom. " I respond: everything. She asks me if I've been here before, and because I think it's funny to just be honest with them I'm like: nope, never before. She's like: fine, clothes off. We're debating about the time, and she steers me away from an hr to 30 minutes, and extracts the. 4 HF. For everything, which she describes pretty graphically, it's an additional 1 for the donation.
That's fine. I strip. She gives me a massage about which the less said, the better. Actually, during that time she has no issue with me roaming my hands, which reveal some reasonable muscle tone on her glutes, a kinda fat booty, and slightly wet nether regions. On the flip, she disrobes and attempts to wake up junior, but it's slow going. I'm like: BJ, and she declines. A lot of the very common phrases: oh baby, give it to me, oh baby. Which was so without expression that it was kind of a distraction. I do a little FIV, but she moves. I try a little t*t sucking, and it's increasingly clear that she wants this to end as soon as practicable.
So, on to missionary, which by this point doesn't do much for me with a listless partner. I come out and she gives me a HE, which ain't so bad except that I came here for more. She brings the towel, has me clean up, and that's basically that. Oh, wait, I almost tripped down those stairs because the caps of them were coming off. Could have ended a lot worse.
She's a 6 out of 10, and the place itself is a pretty solid 7. On the woman herself, maybe it was just me but there was no vibe, although she was perfectly nice. One man's meat is another man's poison, I guess. Not sure that I'll go back, but maybe the itch will strike again and there will be someone else in the rotation. In the meanwhile, wonder what Harford road or Greenbelt would have been like.
SnarfSnarf.
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10-10-22 14:53 #13220
Pinetree
Second post. Had a dream at Pinetree massage, which was largely disappointing. From taking a look at the posts, looks like nobody reviewed it recently, so here goes. Went twice, about two weeks apart. First time was my first time there, and I definitely felt it. As others have said in different forums, it's a storefront, looks pretty nondescript and a little shady. Didn't bother to call. Went through the first round of doors, and there's some exercise equipment on the left hand side and a mirror. It's dimly lit, with a second locked door and a buzzer. The place is on Eastern Ave, so a relatively busy strip, but no real foot traffic. Close to a funeral parlor and a nail salon that I didn't bother to look into. Anyway, walked in first time, was met by a reasonably pretty woman maybe early 40's wearing a black dress that barely covered her ass. She seemed fun, had decent English. Paid the HF of .6, they didn't ask if I wanted a hhr or more (don't really know if they offer). She was pretty hot, if you like older women (turns out I do).
Led into the room, told to strip. Asked if I wanted TS, but like I said, I was a noob, so I had no idea what she was talking about and said something like: "I took a shower earlier today, thanks. " She asked me if I'd been here before, and I'm sure I said: nope, first time. Maybe because of that, maybe in spite of it, she gave me a pretty decent massage. Maybe 15 minutes worth. To be clear, don't go there for the massage, but it was not a total BS massage. My hands flirt with her legs while she does it, and she doesn't push me away. On the flip, she makes the universal sign for a HE. That I was able to pick up on, so obliged. It was likely. 6. She took her shirt down to reveal some decent Cs, let me touch and suck, but was not at all interested in me playing with her down below. She gently swatted my hand away. Her service consisted of some fake moans while the HE happened, which I realized at the time sounded dumb but I kinda went with it, and besides, she was pretty and joked around with me during the massage. Afterwards, she cleans me up, grabs my butt, and walks me out.
Second time, different woman, same system. This one was alot less communicative. Had a white summer dress on, about the same length. She has some very natural Cs, curly hair down to her shoulder, maybe early 40's. She asks if I've been here before, and by this point I know enough to say: yes, I have been. The massage this time was basically terrible--I told her I wanted it hard, she basically touched my back for 8 minutes with no oil and did make believe. On the flip, asks what I want. I say: everything. She confirms that I've been here before, and if there was ever a time for me to back down from that statement this moment wasn't it. She asks if I have a rubber. I said that I didn't. She makes a funny face at me, and is like: I can't. I assumed, foolishly, that at this type of place she had one on her. Either way, she has my money, which was 1. I reach under her skirt, and do a little FIV. She gives me a HE, but without the moaning. I dunno if it's because this has gone kinda sideways or because I'm a sucker for older women, but I don't last long. She sends me on my way, but without the affection of the first woman. The entire affair might have been 30 minutes.
I'm certain there was more on the menu for both of these women than what I got, and obviously if you're more experienced than me you could have pressed them for it, but that was my time there. I dunno--walking out of the place, I was definitely like: not going back, 1.2 was too much for what I got, but we'll see. At the least, I'll check out other places before I come back.
SnarfSnarf.
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