Massage Parlor Reports

[Batman6969]

My bust. I don't rarely ask names as the do not matter. I just treat everyone with kindness regardless of their current disposition.

Most of the time, I deal with Apple who is often grumpy and never smiles. She is always nice to me though. Could have sworn she told be her name was Kieko a back when. There was a young skinny lady who also said she was kieko and I made a joke about kieko and other kieko. I dont really she her anymore. Only Apple and the quiet older tall lady who does not speak much.

Well the rest of it was my point anyway. Some of the people they deal with are low class to no class men with some moniker of money so they think they are owed something. It can wear on you.

Kiko is beautiful!! She has shoulder length hair with a body that will not quit. Perfect tits and a nice round ass. I would see her every day if I could.

[BeefStick]

Just recently beef up my workout and need a good massage. Can you guys point me in the direction of a quality massage with at least a HJ in the Kirkman area? I'll return the favor. Thanks.

While not in the Kirkman area, Yoko at Hot Stone on 436 in Altamonte would check your boxes.

[JakeMaker]

What's the best time in the day to visit an AMP? Morning, afternoon, or evening?

I am wondering the same. I'm planning on visiting CB first thing, but I'm afraid they won't have a full selection then.

Does the early bird get the worm when it comes to AMPs?

[DrP60]

Just recently beef up my workout and need a good massage. Can you guys point me in the direction of a quality massage with at least a HJ in the Kirkman area? I'll return the favor. Thanks.

Check your DM folder.

[CoolPerson73]

Just recently beef up my workout and need a good massage. Can you guys point me in the direction of a quality massage with at least a HJ in the Kirkman area? I'll return the favor. Thanks.

[MMAfighter205]

Went to BO, the other week after reading this review. Elizabeth wasn't there but they lined up the girls to pick out the one I wanted, felt like a kid in a candy store! Picked out Sandra, she was amazing, no GFE but she enjoyed a good pounding. Damage was $$ for 40 min, had a hell of a time.

That's awesome bro! I'm back in Tampa from another visit in Orlando and my biggest regret was that I tried the new place instead of BO (review coming later) and then got my face smashed in training so I wasn't going to go looking like that.

I think Liz is back late this month timing-ish as an FYI. I head back again in a few weeks myself and it'll be my first stop this time since that experience has set the bar so far, so I'm curious to see what the next one will be like.

[HitmanLeet]

I sometimes bring a toy or two with me when I visit. It just depends on the girl. Some enjoy them and are eager to use them, others seem shy but usually after a little coaxing they are willing. It's funny though, the shy ones act like they never seen or used anything like that before, but they are the ones that enjoy the toys the most LOL. I've had some providers ask me to bring it back the next time I come, even had one ask to keep it LOL. On my recent visit to CB, candy enjoyed my little water proof pocket vibrator. I won't go into too much details, but let's just say she was a happy camper.

Has anyone brought in toys, cock ring, etc into any of the I guess top 4 now LOL. Do they mind or care?

[MkSpins]

I was at MM a few months ago when some asshat in the room across the hall commanded in a loud voice "I came all the way from Arizona and you are going to swallow my cum". Keiko and some other woman shuffled him out the door. Ruined my time with Amanda because she was on edge for the rest of the session. It crossed my mind that he may come back with a gun so I accepted my loss and left.

Another time Keiko clearly had an argument with some other man / child about how you get 45 minutes for $$ and if you don't like it, there are plenty of other places you can go. I just agreed with her and stated I understood. She needed to vent.

Then, of course there is that steath asshat who appears to like raping amp girls. Keiko has to deal with those guys and the aftermath of their crap on the ladies.

Her job is not easy and sometimes the work environment can be hostile. It was not that long ago that some sub human shot up a few amps in Georgia. I think 8 were killed. She is not selling you a pair of blue jeans and as best i can tell, has no muscle to back her up. Dont think she would use it if she had it; draws the wrong kind of attention and possible retaliation. Leo is no help here. God only knows who is sqeezing the place; i am sure Orlando has organized crime. Too many drugs for there not to be. Still wondering how she broke her collar bone. Was that one of you asshats?

And she has to keep the ladies in good spirits so they will entertain random dudes all day. We all have had a stressful job where the money keeps you coming back but it does not make you happy.

Keep that shit in mind the next time you think Keiko is not be nice to you. Maybe you have not earned it yet.

Perhaps the classiest and most accurate post I've seen on here in a while. Been going to MM for a long time now and I hear from the girls that about 90% of you gents are great customers. The other 10% could use some work. Hygiene + etiquette will get you a smile from Kiko and better treatment from the girls. Just a bit of advice.

BTW the collar bone broke in a car accident.

[HiddenBlessn]

Has anyone brought in toys, cock ring, etc into any of the I guess top 4 now LOL. Do they mind or care?

[DCastro]

So, I was in town a few weeks ago training for a fight. I hit up some spots. Reviewing them individually. Of course as a professional fighter, you need lots of sleep for your body, so these dreams all happened before waking up. BO:

*Got to say this part first, read a lot of "Blue Ocean chicks are mechanical" reviews in here, but my experience was nothing, nothinglike that at all. Okay now that that's out the way.

Pull up and I see a young fit hip Hispanic dude in his mid to late 20's leaving and I say to myself "yea this must be for me" LOL. Short lady ask if I've been before, I'm like nah went to Milk first, she's like okay I got someone for you or do you want to see the girls. I said nah just bring me one. She asked if I want $$ for 45 minutes I said yea perfect. About 2 minutes later Elizabeth comes in. She was bad bruh, 5'3, hourglass figure, perfect skin tone, hair length to her back, mid 20's maybe late 20's at most, Brazilian, I was like woa. She definitely thought I was hot too so chemistry was instant. Ask if I wanted the table shower I said nah based on reviews I read here. Got me ready for the massage, small talk, get comfy she starts giving a semi-decent massage. Takes off the skin-tight dress and that body just wow. Small talk becomes big talk, we talk about my MMA fighting, chicks I could pull in Brazil, Orlando stuff that's interesting, her family, music and she puts her music up, conversation like a chick you've been dating for months. I'm all out of character being all innocent because I read crazy talk here about "mechanical" or "they don't like to be touched" or whatnot. She must have noticed a bit and was like "you can touch me, here", and places my hands everywhere you can think for a bit. I do, kiss all over the body, etc. Then she starts getting me prepped for action with hands before BJ stuff. Lots of eye contact and asking how I like it, how I want it. Grabs my hand and says "pull my hair hard, because that's how we like it in Brazil". Now she's on her knees directly under me, massive dirty talk, and wellllll.

Second time in my life I have bust that fast LOL. That was wild. I was like "damn, I hope I didn't just blow it" literally and figuratively. Got cleaned up with a lot of time left. She starts trying to get me ready for round 2, I'm feeling her up everywhere, etc, but it wasn't happening at first, I was overthinking. She was like, "I'm going to lay here while you get it ready", and lays on the mat and starts playing with herself. I'm getting excited watching her, after a couple of minutes she pops and squirts, that got me up for round 2, and she says "breakfast is ready" for me to go down on her and I was like "I ate before I came here" and we both laughed hard LOL so she got the cover..

Went to BO, the other week after reading this review. Elizabeth wasn't there but they lined up the girls to pick out the one I wanted, felt like a kid in a candy store! Picked out Sandra, she was amazing, no GFE but she enjoyed a good pounding. Damage was $$ for 40 min, had a hell of a time.

[Member #6662]

Had a mechanical BO session last evening. 3 women were on duty. I really do enjoy the "presentation" where all the available girls will present to you in their skimpy outfits and you get to pick, not like that at MM where you must take who is given to you. Some will tell you their names, where they are from. One girl was "Sky" and she was doable. The other had silicon tits, not real and not my favorite, but doable. So I picked the slim flat chested girl named "Omie. " Like Naomi without the and. She said she was from Cuba and had been there for only 2 days, would go back to Miami in 2 more days, of course I saw her there last month when I sessioned, so not sure if she is credible.

I waived off the shower, at BO they are not remarkable anyway, and showered at the end. She started massaging Mr. Happy, put some lotion and spit on him, took her top off. I tried to lick her small mounds of joy, but she remarked "no kissing". Not very good way to start a session. I was able to reverse massage her small butt, and rub her pussy on the outside, then I asked for a cover. Did her mish and that was all. Tried to do her spoon, but could not get it in. Finally said "con mano" which means with your hand. She said hand job? She knew enough English, she had been working for some time. So that was the end of it. Showered and left. Might repeat with another girl, she was ok, but "no Kissing" and mechanical.

I had a dream that I was in Orlando recently. After my visit to see Paloma, I went looking for Pamela this time. (Check my review on the adult search.com forum.) Unfortunately today was much the same. I thought I made it clear I was looking for Pamela, but when I got to the room it was Paloma again. Good thing I had a few lines out, couldn't decide between Lacy & Jade the Duo or Blue Ocean. Up until not I have been a MM guy when in town.

I decided on BL. I wanted to verify what I read about this girl Ommi. And I'm glad I went. The lineup was just her and Sky. Sky was hot, a little bit larger, with maybe perky B cups. But Ommi was tiny, probably 100 pounds and very cute. I'd say 21/22 at most. Similar to above, no kissing but that body was smoking. I also waived off the shower. She is somebody who gets $500 an hour in Miami. Not sure why she's up here working for $$, they're paying off the debt? Hottest Latin I've ever seen.

On my other free day I did go check out Cherry Blossom. I like the parking situation plenty of it, and I asked for Grace. She was all as described. Beautiful eyes, with not top. Bottom is a little bigger than I like. And we were definitely in room that shared the wall with room 1, so yes I got the hear the guy in room 1 pound away. It was busy, we were third in line for the shower. But I have to say Grace did a great job. And I got the full one hour. There is definitely confusion with the rate. I offer 200, and she said half hour? I pulled out the extra 40 to get an hour.

Up until now I was MM guy when in O. DM for details. As always YMMV.

KD.

[Twist]

Just an FYI that is not Kiko with the broken shoulder. That is Apple and it happened in a car accident.

My bust. I don't rarely ask names as the do not matter. I just treat everyone with kindness regardless of their current disposition.

Most of the time, I deal with Apple who is often grumpy and never smiles. She is always nice to me though. Could have sworn she told be her name was Kieko a back when. There was a young skinny lady who also said she was kieko and I made a joke about kieko and other kieko. I dont really she her anymore. Only Apple and the quiet older tall lady who does not speak much.

Well the rest of it was my point anyway. Some of the people they deal with are low class to no class men with some moniker of money so they think they are owed something. It can wear on you.

[Twist]

Saw Anna and she got the job done. Late twenties / early thirties, small breasts and nice enough. BBBJ was on point. She was fun enough.

Was in a room that had dental equipment in it. I could hear the guy next to me getting finished off. Walls between rooms don't go all the way up in some rooms. Felt like I was at an FKK in the general fuck space. They are close too me and I had a good time but I think I am going back to MM. Novelty may have worn off and clearly the word is out. Door bell never stopped ringing.

Headed to Montreal next week for a week of hedonism and work. Looking forward to plowing though the line up at https://www.escortsxo.com/ and an independent i have not seen in a while.

[OrlandoOD]

Stopped in Tuesday just after 9 am. First one in the door as all doors were open. Met by only Grace and only saw an arm come out from.

Another girl in the laundry area. No bonus visits or partial sampling this time. However, I had fun with all three others in rotation last time so just staying with Grace was just fine. She is likely the youngest, cutest, and most fit of the 4 there now. Doesn't have a full set of abs but she is defined. Super cute bubbly personality with a beauty mark on her lip. Super sexy. She was quite agressive as we got into the room. Full dfk. Had her jump up and wrap her legs around me and was like a long lost love. Gave her $$, she said 30 min, I said 45, she said ok, Shower time! Excellent shower time with lots of back play and tuma. BBBJ sampling nearly finished me as she gives great head. But didn't want to pop early and risk not getting the main show. So held back and shifted to the room. Didn't see anyone else at this point either but someone else walked in around 930 and were greeted quickly by another. Started with some excellent knelling bbj just to watch the show, then to 69 and she really was into it. Does not like fingers near FIA at all, but was happy for TUHA. Hat on and standing mosh to start. Then some Upstanding Citizen, (I had to look it up) with her wrapped around me and bouncing. Small girls are great for it. She had 3-4 Os throughout which I'm 90% certain were real. She was just about a quivering mess and I still hadn't finished. Had her hop on for some Asian CG and it was damn fine and tight as hell. Finished in CG with a nice hard grind right up to her cervix. Pulled out and she snatched the hat off with her kegals making a bit if a mess. So tight! Cleaned up and she told me to come see Candy next. Might have to do that next week. These girls are a blast.

[ChochaMonger]

Hi there, late report, I was there beginning of last week met Amanda, very pretty face looks like mid to late 20's, tallish and slender wearing a tight red dress. Paid for the half and was told to get comfortable while she gather supplies. Quick 5 min massage actually good and the flip happened. She offered full service and I offered $1. 2 and she countered 1.6 ang we settle at 1.4. She got undressed and I saw that although she had a nice slender figure with some big c's her body showed her to be older than originally thought. Service was great with BBJ and a few positions and time was up.

On the way out saw another girl with long luscious hair doing her make up by the front door. Might stop and visit with her soon.