Thread: Utr

**Sikpup** · 02-14-08 11:44

I recently dreamed I enjoyed a session with Debbie at her incall. It was easily set up and is located in a nice subdivision . I felt at ease and secure at all times. I found Debbie to be very easy to talk to and I soon felt like an old friend. There is absolutely no rushing or upselling. I found her to be very fluent in other languages and was receptive to my wants and needs. Her energy level and enthusiasm never tapered off. I had a wonderful time and look forward to another dream soon.

**Orl Woodpecker** · 02-13-08 00:08

Originally Posted by SingleMoms

Hey Dee, nothing against you, I have never met you, this is just another attempt at humor, hopefully I did not fuck up the quotes this time.

Shit, I just noticed the preview report button. Is there anything this forum does not have?

Yes, you messed up the quotes. Don't delete anything in the [] at the beginning of the quote.

**Mellow Cat** · 02-12-08 10:18

Originally Posted by Jethrow1

Enough already, There are other Fish to fry (sorry about the pun).

I agree with Jethrow. This whole thread I mean tissue is leaving a bad taste in my mouth. (I'm also sorry about the pun) MC

**Jethrow1** · 02-12-08 07:43

Enough already, There are other Fish to fry (sorry about the pun).

**SingleMoms** · 02-12-08 02:31

I could go on about the "tissue" with a few hobbyists I have seen and expected their ass to be rimmed but that wouldn't happen now would it? I am sure you all clean your ass after taking your morning dump right? You make sure that every little piece of paper is off your hairy ass and ready for the action huh! Like the tissue is so offputting for you how do you think we feel that you want your asses licked with nary a thought of the dingleberries you might have on your hairy, sweaty, stinky ass! I offer a shower as you enter my home and while most men use it there are those of you that think their ass don't stink but guess what, the smell gives it away!

I am someone that gets a warm washcloth and cleans your ass just lke your mommy used to do with NEVER a word or embarassing review about it. I do my job professionally and as I stated earlier. If we providers could write a review about the encounters we have had most of the hobbyists would be wondering how we can do our job with a smile on our face! Never have I made anyone feel like they were "dirty" or "unclean" even though now I may take a different approach as I have found a site for providers only that does have reviews for the hobbyists and rest assured, the reviews are there on many of you!

What is a dingleberry? . And secondly,

Now you have me paranoid about my ass stinking as I am walking around.

It wasn't enough to worry about my breath, armpits, and dandruff. Now I gotta worry about ass smell. Maybe I will carry around those CLOROX wipes.

Hey Dee, nothing against you, I have never met you, this is just another attempt at humor, hopefully I did not fuck up the quotes this time.

Shit, I just noticed the preview report button. Is there anything this forum does not have?

**TravelingVoye** · 02-12-08 01:14

Originally Posted by TravelingVoye

Amen brother! While I know the providers I frequent are low volume and very clean, I'm just not going there with them. But as you say - to each his own - I'm sure many guys dig it.

I've never quoted myself before - weird....but just wanted to clarify. I was NOT referring to the specific post on the tissue or hanging chad or whatever it was or wasn't, but was simply stating my personal preference of not providing oral to providers (wouldn't that make them the providees?). I am sure that most are perfectly clean down there, it's just not something I'm going to do. Certainly didn't mean to cast judgement on anyone or add to the drama.

**Andrew Cz** · 02-11-08 22:59

Originally Posted by DeeInTampa

I am someone that gets a warm washcloth and cleans your ass just lke your mommy used to do.

Dee,

I, for one, will be seeing as soon as I can get the money together.

I would love a good mutual bottom washing, and mutual oral pleasuring.

Andrew

**Dougy Doo** · 02-11-08 19:12

I read these Orlando forums because I come over that way occasionally from Tampa. I really didn't realize there was SO much drama here. During the writer's strike, I think someone who has the time should do some cutting and pasting and send the resulting script to Days of Our Lives to help them out!

LOL

**SingleMoms** · 02-11-08 13:18

Originally Posted by SingleMoms

I didn't get any negative vibes from you sir as you had your time with me. You were EAGER to say the least and if all this were true then why didn't you just leave? As far as the "tissue" I think you must be mistaken there hunny because when I have a gentleman come to my home I don't use tissue to wipe, I use a wash cloth to ckean myself thouroughly as to NOT have that happen so whatever you want to say is fine bcause I have plenty of regular men that have the time of their lives and REPEAT over and over again!

Maybe it was cheese.[/QUOTE]The quote in the blue box was an excerpt from the report that NINE WILLIE gave on 2/8.

The part under that was what DEE IN TAMPA responded on 2/9

The only part that I actually wrote was at the end,,,the "maybe it was cheese" comment.

In my attempt at humor and being a smart ass, I fucked the whole thing up whe I tried to copy the two quotes. Just wanted to clear up the confusion that my post may have caused.

**DeeInTampa** · 02-11-08 09:32

Ok, so you have all had your little digs on the fat kid, are you satisfied? I might be chubby and all but I am not ugly, I can diet, what can an UGLY person do?

I didn't come in here to be personally attacked by any of you but it seems you have waged war on me. The tissue may have been there or not, he stated that it was off putting but he ate me pretty damn good if there was "tissue" there! I bathe more than once a day to prevent things such as that to happen because if I see more than one man a day every man is entitled to a freshly bathed woman so given that I'm sorry if the "tissue" was there if it was at all!

All in all he was just not happy and made up a few lines here and there to make himself feel good I guess.

Willie, I am sorry you had a bad time. You should have stated as such before you left my home.

As far as the "messy" of my home. The mess while he was here was due to a plumbing problem and it was merely a few items of clothing in my room! My house is not a mess, I clean it everyday to the extent that my bf thinks I am anal about it so until you have nothing to hide yourself then quit throwing stones from a glass house! I have nothing to prove to any of you here or anywhere else. My earlier "500sf" was a typo, I meant it wasnt a 5, 000sf home. It is humble and it is NOT full of glamorous things. I am NOT materialistic but my home is nice and most people think it very nice and clean!

I don't need to further explain my home to any of you as I am sure you all do live in a glass house!

I could go on about the "tissue" with a few hobbyists I have seen and expected their ass to be rimmed but that wouldn't happen now would it? I am sure you all clean your ass after taking your morning dump right? You make sure that every little piece of paper is off your hairy ass and ready for the action huh! Like the tissue is so offputting for you how do you think we feel that you want your asses licked with nary a thought of the dingleberries you might have on your hairy, sweaty, stinky ass! I offer a shower as you enter my home and while most men use it there are those of you that think their ass don't stink but guess what, the smell gives it away!

I am someone that gets a warm washcloth and cleans your ass just lke your mommy used to do with NEVER a word or embarassing review about it. I do my job professionally and as I stated earlier. If we providers could write a review about the encounters we have had most of the hobbyists would be wondering how we can do our job with a smile on our face! Never have I made anyone feel like they were "dirty" or "unclean" even though now I may take a different approach as I have found a site for providers only that does have reviews for the hobbyists and rest assured, the reviews are there on many of you!

**SingleMoms** · 02-10-08 23:46

Originally Posted by Deeintampa

Anyway she gave a good BJ but not much kissing and when I tried DATY I encountered residual bits of tissue that were offputting. the other raves YMMV.

I didn't get any negative vibes from you sir as you had your time with me. You were EAGER to say the least and if all this were true then why didn't you just leave? As far as the "tissue" I think you must be mistaken there hunny because when I have a gentleman come to my home I don't use tissue to wipe, I use a wash cloth to ckean myself thouroughly as to NOT have that happen so whatever you want to say is fine bcause I have plenty of regular men that have the time of their lives and REPEAT over and over again!

Maybe it was cheese.

**Worldsoffun** · 02-10-08 22:01

I guess they all seem "skinny" and "little" to you, don't they Denise? I won't be frequenting either. YUCK (shudder)! Where are all the spinners on our Forum? I think we need a more balanced representation.

WOF

**DeeInTampa** · 02-10-08 10:33

Hmmm I wasn't going to write but I must say this, I do not allow random men to beat off on me and leave their residues! How unprofessional is that? I happen to be very careful and protection is used all the time except for BBBJ. My attack from this gentleman is purely a "No chemistry" type situation and I apologize for the earlier attack on him but I have to add, he attacked me in my review and told things that had not been mentioned while he visited my home. If he was indeed unsatisfied then he should have encountered it right here and I would have made it right with him. He left my home with a huge smile and NEVER said he had a rotten time. I have had no problem with men that couldn't last an hour with me by letting them have a half hour the next time at no charge etc. I am not a greedy person and I want to always ensure that each and every one of you leave totally satisfied! You can ask any man that has visited me over and over again that I must be doing something correct to keep on getting repeats and referrals!

For those that don't choose to visit, sobeit, I have alot of clients that will beat feet to my door and given the fact that I have more than a fair rate for the service I provide. Sorry to have missed you!

I heard you guys were all mean in here and so you have proved it to me. I will no longer darken the door here as I know when there is a not welcome sign hanging in my face. Something NO MAN has encountered in my humble home!

**TravelingVoye** · 02-10-08 01:39

Originally Posted by Savional1

Thats why I dont eat providers. Not judging you guys or anything, but thats some sick shitz. Just my opinion. But could you imagine if you had to DATY after some random guy had just finish beating off on it...to each its own I guess.

Amen brother! While I know the providers I frequent are low volume and very clean, I'm just not going there with them. But as you say - to each his own - I'm sure many guys dig it.

**Torlando** · 02-09-08 18:48

Enough said with this one, but your house may not be 500 sq feet and you still can't keep it clean. No surprise you can't keep the kitty clean either. So Dee, if it wasn't toilet tissue residue, what exactly was it?

Originally Posted by Deeintampa

As far as the "tissue" I think you must be mistaken there hunny because when I have a gentleman come to my home I don't use tissue to wipe, I use a wash cloth to ckean myself thouroughly as to NOT have that happen so whatever you want to say is fine bcause I have plenty of regular men that have the time of their lives and REPEAT over and over again! I have no need to defend myself here as far as the items strewn about in my home, I have to live here as well as do my work and I don't have a butler or a maid as I am sure you must given your: status" in America and me being a minority! My house may not be 500sf but it is humble and liveable and NOT filthy or stinky. Do me a favor and just move on and bother someone else mr perfect! I am sure an old man like you "thinks" you have so much to be desired and if only WE, as providers could review you there would be more honesty coming out right?