Massage Parlor Reports

[MrBigPdx]

Decided to pop into Rainbow down in Salem. This place is always great. 90% of the time I walk in here there are 2 or 3 girls, attractive, and playful. Like they actually enjoy what they do. Never granny's here. I don't do granny's and only go to places where there are hotties. This time was no different. Was greeted by Apple. She's in her late 20's, petite, and had the skimpiest outfit on I've ever seen. Like something a stripper would wear. She has a great body. She walked up to me, pulled me close, and gave me a hug. While she was hugging me she stuck her hand down my shorts and grabbed my junk. I'm a commando guy in everyday life so this worked out. She was surprised how big I was, flaccid, and her eyes lit up. Anyhow she's pulling towards a room but I notice shoes in the hallway and so I ask who else is working. I like options. She says Tina. Seems like there are just as many Tina's as Coco's and Mimi's now. I used to love seeing a particular Tina (and knowing how a lot of these places are connect) it turns out to be the same one. I tell Apple that I want to wait for Tina and I head to the couch next to the door where she is. This is a room I always avoid because the walls don't go all the way up to the ceiling. Apple seems a bit upset but understands and goes in the back. 5 minutes later, while I'm just playing on my phone, Apple comes back and sits next to me but with her back leaning on the arm rest, knees bent and legs spread. I could see her pussy lips coming out of the thong and she's clean shaven. She then starts whispering in my ear while her hand is down my pants, starts stroking me, and saying stuff like, why don't I want to fuck her and she treats all men like Kings. She will be my little dirty ***** and do everything I tell her. It was awesome. I'm in great shape, good looking, smell good always, drive a very expensive car and successful. Not to be cocky but it's the truth and girls at these places notice it. It's nearing the end of Tina's massage and she's getting fucked. You can hear her moaning, skin slapping, and table squeaking. This is turning on both Apple and I. She on my lap, grinding me, kissing me and I'm sucking on her titties all the while listening to Tina taking it hard. I have to run so need to cut to the chase. Ended up doing 4 hands for 30 minutes. They love to have fun. Both are cute and younger. Pounded both. I like to talk during and learned that they are working together for the next couple of days and love cock. Literally said love fucking American men. They even said that a bachelor type party rolled in right before closing a couple nights back and since there were 6 guys and only 2 of them they each took 3 guys and fucked them all. Unbelievable. $$$ all in. Go see them before this duo disappears to LA.

[DirtyOldMan23]

Been too long since I posted. I took a break from Parlors for a bit. But came back with a bang.

Behind Walgreens 6115 NE 114th Ave #101, Vancouver, WA 98662.

She was a little older maybe 40's not sure. But had a great body even with the fake top. Massage was okay bit the flip was very nice. Standard $$ but my little guy was not super happy. So without asking she pulled off the cover and off we went. Told me after that it's normally a $$ upgrade but didn't ask for it. I tipped and she was happy. Honestly I think she took it personal that she couldn't finish me covered?

Also tried the newer pink one.

10214 SE Mill Plain Blvd B, Vancouver, WA 98664.

Very cute young and all natural. $$ straight to it and nothing extra. Not robot like but not comfortable, maybe new.

Good luck boys.

[AsianOrBust]

Thank you, I missed the hh part. My understanding has always been hh=half hour, HR=hour. So much easier when everyone uses the same format.

Too bad he doesn't know that one can easily get an hour of everything at 90% of the shops for 200, just like I did today, with a beautiful woman with great tits.

Regarding Hollywood, I was being discreet, so as not to create problems for her, since Hollywood has traditionally been a non FS shop. The other gentleman inquired if I was talking about privacy or something else that had changed, I made it clear it was not about privacy.

You understand the concept of discreet, correct?

If you are having difficulty grasping the gist of my comments, you are welcome to send me a message...happy to break it down for you.

BTW, I met the woman at the place on Foster. She is attractive, but pressured me for 250 hh. Ridiculous, I left. If one says no, 9 others will say yes.

On to the next

It always amazes me what people will nitpick. Be they caps or not HH still means the same as hh, just pay closer attention when reading.

BTW. Or should I say BTW, I have been doing this a long time and know exactly what I can get for an HR (hr) at a given price point. I am old and extremely busy so msog is very difficult for me and I don't have time for 30 extra minutes of shitty massage, so the time I choose for what I am willing to cough up works very well for my preferences.

[WarpFactor69]

He said HH so, half an hour.

He said "all on the menu" so I think in the recent words of a wise poster here that "should be enough to help you".

Thank you, I missed the hh part. My understanding has always been hh=half hour, HR=hour. So much easier when everyone uses the same format.

Too bad he doesn't know that one can easily get an hour of everything at 90% of the shops for 200, just like I did today, with a beautiful woman with great tits.

Regarding Hollywood, I was being discreet, so as not to create problems for her, since Hollywood has traditionally been a non FS shop. The other gentleman inquired if I was talking about privacy or something else that had changed, I made it clear it was not about privacy.

You understand the concept of discreet, correct?

If you are having difficulty grasping the gist of my comments, you are welcome to send me a message...happy to break it down for you.

BTW, I met the woman at the place on Foster. She is attractive, but pressured me for 250 hh. Ridiculous, I left. If one says no, 9 others will say yes.

On to the next

[k__rat]

Just to be clear, you paid 200 for how long, and you got what?

He said HH so, half an hour.

He said "all on the menu" so I think in the recent words of a wise poster here that "should be enough to help you".

[WarpFactor69]

SE Foster and SE 79th. Not sure the name as there is one name on the building and another on the sign out front and I think another on rubmaps. Met Tina there the other day. Petite, pretty, in her mid 20's. Curious if anyone else goes as to what age they think she is. I am not great at guessing. HH, very little massage, and went straight for the boys. Held on with one hand while lightly massaging with the other while face down. $$ in total with a little negotiation and all on the menu. Left happy and will return.

Just to be clear, you paid 200 for how long, and you got what?

[Dexxzy]

SE Foster and SE 79th. Not sure the name as there is one name on the building and another on the sign out front and I think another on rubmaps. Met Tina there the other day. Petite, pretty, in her mid 20's. Curious if anyone else goes as to what age they think she is.

At least Mid-30's.

Most obvious give-away is the face. So while you're on top take a good look at her face. Of course, if one is exposed to a lot of direct sun light, they tend to show age faster.

[AsianOrBust]

SE Foster and SE 79th. Not sure the name as there is one name on the building and another on the sign out front and I think another on rubmaps. Met Tina there the other day. Petite, pretty, in her mid 20's. Curious if anyone else goes as to what age they think she is. I am not great at guessing. HH, very little massage, and went straight for the boys. Held on with one hand while lightly massaging with the other while face down. $$ in total with a little negotiation and all on the menu. Left happy and will return.

[TomAce]

Tried a qi place on SE Powell.

Pretty old, not hideous but not great looking.

Definitely thinking with the little head.

Hhr.

All teasing, flipped after 5 minutes.

Full service.

Damage $$.

[Tungsten99]

If you're not going to share anything useful, what's the point?

You mean this isn't Penthouse Forum?

[MrBigPdx]

If you're not going to share anything useful, what's the point?

In his defense, people make posts about their experiences then get blasted from others saying it can't be true. It's for this very reason I rarely share. Maybe if everyone could display a bit of trust this forum would actually be a place with great information.

[Zippy69]

Yeah, that was my concern.

I don't want to go back and have her be all burnt out.

I went back the same day. It was good the second time to but I did hh and only paid what she was willing to do the first time.

I've shared with a few privately. But yeah, I don't want to open the floor gates on her.

If you're not going to share anything useful, what's the point?

[Reacher12]

This report is completely useless if you don't tell us where you met this unicorn.

Similar situation happened to me today but it was 4 amazing looking girls in their 20's all asking for Greek.

I'm new here but it's very clear from the jump that if you decide to tell such a crazy literally unbelievable story I will say. Location or it didn't happen. To each their own homie!

[CoSolo]

Yeah, that was my concern.

I don't want to go back and have her be all burnt out.

I went back the same day. It was good the second time to but I did hh and only paid what she was willing to do the first time.

I've shared with a few privately. But yeah, I don't want to open the floor gates on her.

Well I would say that the fear is if it is posted and too many people go, the shop / girl will get too busy, service will go down, prices will go up or she will move on. How many fears are real? I would say that we humans tend not to have any issues worrying about things that might happen and "burn me twice, shame on me".

So dealers choice I guess.

[Zippy69]

I'm new here. Appreciate the help of.

Some people who've answered questions and shared info on good places and girls. I do feel like everyone keep.

Their card somewhat close though and maybe doesn't throw out the name of a unicorn when they find one.

I will say I just had the best experience in AMP I've ever had. It was random and totally unexpected.

I went in ready to ask for prices and leave and a very sexy girl In a cute plaid dress greeted me. Very tight body, beautiful. I agreed to an hour massage immediately.

The massage was great. Her attitude was amazing, kissing my head throughout the massage. It put all my other experiences to shame.

The biggest bonus was it's the First time I've had someone initiate kissing enthusiastically. Like somewhat Dfk.

And she was gorgeous! Not necessarily young. Maybe 30's. But her body was tight. Perfect. When I flipped over she immediately climbed up in 69. Everything was covered but I prefer that.

Funny thing too. I gave her 3 50's for the tip and she thought they were 20's and said 20 more. She was only going to ask me for 80. Then she realizes they were 50's and thanked me.

We went for the full hour. She seemed to really be enjoying it too but I thought she must be faking and wanted to stop. I looked at the clock and said time?

She said "no time?" And pulled me in again.

It was almost TGTBT. But it just happened and it was so good I'm considering going back in a couple hours.

Anyway, Maybe I'll get attacked by some for not sharing it.

But I'm mostly just curious to know would you all post something like this on here or would you maybe share with a few members who have kindly shared intel with you privately first?

You're definitely new.