Massage Parlor Reports

[Aluver]

I smell Trolling here, no one could be that stupid.

So I was going hunting for a week and thought about what to do when I'm finished. 8 days in the woods with 3 guys, same clothes, no bathing, no women. Light bulb went off. Shower and ladies at Thai spa! I went directly from the woods to revere. Upon ringing doorbell, mamasan smiled when entering but immediately her smile went upside down. I was a little bit taken aback. She held nose and said"you no smell" . I corrected her English and said " I no smell gooood. But that's why I'm here. To take shower. ". She waved me into room and refused to get very close. I started getting a little pissed because I'm paying good money and she's giving me an attitude. I stripped down and waited for my therapist. She opened door and she gave me a dirty look. WTF. She looked down the entire time that she walked me to table shower. I laid down and she started spraying me, when she got to my ass, she just stopped. I mean dropped the showerhead and it was just laying there. She ran out of room. I found her so unprofessional but a different girl came in and she finished me up. The whole time chanting some nonsense in Thai. God knows what was. But she did finish washing me but did not answer any questions. Just chanted. Acted as if I wasn't there.

The rest was a very generic HJ which was so overpriced. If I didn't have 8 days of buildup I would have walked. I would not recommend. Bad attitude all around.

[Griswold]

It might depend on how clean of a break you have. If it's a clean break, it's probably safe to go; if it was not a clean break and required a lot of wiping, you'll probably want to shower or clean with a Preparation H pad before going. Otherwise, even if there is not a big stink, she probably won't be thrilled to be cleaning out the toilet paper spit balls from your crack.

I usually hit AMPs on my way home and sometimes during lunch. If I take a shit that day I don't hit the AMP. Do you guys hit the AMP if you've taken a dump that day?

[JayBean]

I usually hit AMPs on my way home and sometimes during lunch. If I take a shit that day I don't hit the AMP. Do you guys hit the AMP if you've taken a dump that day?

They are a must have. Although I do try to be freshly showered as well sometimes work gets me delayed etc and having baby wipes is a life saver. I feel in general wipes are a necessity.

[ChairmanMoss]

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...55#post1687755

Good catch JDog.

[LongDongTV]

I usually hit AMPs on my way home and sometimes during lunch. If I take a shit that day I don't hit the AMP. Do you guys hit the AMP if you've taken a dump that day?

Yeah I still go. Just make sure to clean up well afterwards.

If I decided not to go if I took a dump that day then I would almost never go LOL.

[Jack A Dogov]

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...55#post1687755

So I was going hunting for a week and thought about what to do when I'm finished. 8 days in the woods with 3 guys, same clothes, no bathing, no women. Light bulb went off. Shower and ladies at Thai spa! I went directly from the woods to revere. Upon ringing doorbell, mamasan smiled when entering but immediately her smile went upside down. I was a little bit taken aback. She held nose and said"you no smell" . I corrected her English and said " I no smell gooood. But that's why I'm here. To take shower. ". She waved me into room and refused to get very close. I started getting a little pissed because I'm paying good money and she's giving me an attitude. I stripped down and waited for my therapist. She opened door and she gave me a dirty look. WTF. She looked down the entire time that she walked me to table shower. I laid down and she started spraying me, when she got to my ass, she just stopped. I mean dropped the showerhead and it was just laying there. She ran out of room. I found her so unprofessional but a different girl came in and she finished me up. The whole time chanting some nonsense in Thai. God knows what was. But she did finish washing me but did not answer any questions. Just chanted. Acted as if I wasn't there.

The rest was a very generic HJ which was so overpriced. If I didn't have 8 days of buildup I would have walked. I would not recommend. Bad attitude all around.

[ChairmanMoss]

After not going here for a year decided to check back. Got a mid 20's nice looking all around. Second floor, it looks like first floor store wasn't open. Tina was her name and the mamasan also still looks good. Wasn't busy that day.

[HeadyTipper]

I'm sure this isn't news to any south shore compatriots. Went to Unique recently. The lady was named Sasha or Sasa. Very strong massage and even stronger finish. Ouch. Not a looker and won't be going back.

[Katokay]

So I was going hunting for a week and thought about what to do when I'm finished. 8 days in the woods with 3 guys, same clothes, no bathing, no women. Light bulb went off. Shower and ladies at Thai spa! I went directly from the woods to revere. Upon ringing doorbell, mamasan smiled when entering but immediately her smile went upside down. I was a little bit taken aback. She held nose and said"you no smell" . I corrected her English and said " I no smell gooood. But that's why I'm here. To take shower. ". She waved me into room and refused to get very close. I started getting a little pissed because I'm paying good money and she's giving me an attitude. I stripped down and waited for my therapist. She opened door and she gave me a dirty look. WTF. She looked down the entire time that she walked me to table shower. I laid down and she started spraying me, when she got to my ass, she just stopped. I mean dropped the showerhead and it was just laying there. She ran out of room. I found her so unprofessional but a different girl came in and she finished me up. The whole time chanting some nonsense in Thai. God knows what was. But she did finish washing me but did not answer any questions. Just chanted. Acted as if I wasn't there.

The rest was a very generic HJ which was so overpriced. If I didn't have 8 days of buildup I would have walked. I would not recommend. Bad attitude all around.

[JoeKool]

Agreed. If I deuced one out I just skip the fun that day. Apart from that, if it's on the commute home, or even at "lunch," I try to clean the undercarriage with baby wipes and brush my teeth before I head over. Might seem like overkill but I get the sense that they appreciate it.

Balls smell just from being cooped up all day. If you don't believe me, give yourself the sniff test in the late afternoon.

-J.

Pretty much everything that Amppro said. I am always freshly showered, with fresh breath and clean clothes.

I am also always groomed, clean shaven with short hair. I seem to do better than average with getting extras where there are reportedly none.

[Lennox65]

I usually hit AMPs on my way home and sometimes during lunch. If I take a shit that day I don't hit the AMP. Do you guys hit the AMP if you've taken a dump that day?

Pretty much everything that Amppro said. I am always freshly showered, with fresh breath and clean clothes.

I am also always groomed, clean shaven with short hair. I seem to do better than average with getting extras where there are reportedly none.

[Syedna]

I've always said that my experiences at AMPs are different from a lot of guys and that's one of the reasons. I've always treated it like I was going on a date, freshly showered, nice clothes, fresh mouth. Looking good and smelling good. I have had FS at many places where it was never reported, also, plenty of DATY, BBBJ, 69. Of course it's not everything, I've had my share of just HJ's as well, but I feel for the most part, its helped me out. I've had many AMP girls tell me how its nice that I look good, smell good, dress nice while many guys were fat, old, smelled bad.

If I had to drop deuce I'd shower before going or not go.

AMP.

I always look at it as if I'm going down on a woman, I'm obviously going to spend a lot more time down there as well as do a much better job if she smells fresh and clean. I would have to think that works both ways.

[Amppro95]

I usually hit AMPs on my way home and sometimes during lunch. If I take a shit that day I don't hit the AMP. Do you guys hit the AMP if you've taken a dump that day?

I've always said that my experiences at AMPs are different from a lot of guys and that's one of the reasons. I've always treated it like I was going on a date, freshly showered, nice clothes, fresh mouth. Looking good and smelling good. I have had FS at many places where it was never reported, also, plenty of DATY, BBBJ, 69. Of course it's not everything, I've had my share of just HJ's as well, but I feel for the most part, its helped me out. I've had many AMP girls tell me how its nice that I look good, smell good, dress nice while many guys were fat, old, smelled bad.

If I had to drop deuce I'd shower before going or not go.

AMP.

[WalthamKid]

I usually hit AMPs on my way home and sometimes during lunch. If I take a shit that day I don't hit the AMP. Do you guys hit the AMP if you've taken a dump that day?

[Sebastian6]

Haha glad you enjoyed yourself in the end.

Yeah, they used to have another girl who offered BBFS that was decent looking, but I forgot her name.

You didn't try for BBFS?

Honestly the first time I walked in there I was greeted by a granny and walked right out after.

They rotate girls every so often. Again I suggest texting or calling in advanced.

May, who was nice looking, used to do BBFS as well. I think she is no longer there.