Massage Parlor Reports

[Qualish]

I limit the amount of $ I take with me. She could ask all she wants but I would just smile and tell her I didn't have the $$. I really believe there are very very very few providers in their 20's out there but the way they dress and act with poor lighting can make them seem younger. A well kept mid 30's is about the best you can hope for. This is true for the kgirl agencies as well in cities such as LA the Bay Area and Las Vegas. There are many many reviews that support this theory.

For what it's worth, I'm in my 30's, and spend time in Asia (mostly Japan and Thailand, though Malaysia gets my attention as well). I consider myself a good judge of age, and she was most certainly younger than me. She's in her late 20's. Far younger than Portland average. She was in bright lighting when we interacted.

Pointless to debate, but I wanted to clarify.

[OneOne9]

I stopped in here yesterday based on your intel and am here to report that if you go in to see Kiki (the green haired girl) and you're horny you will most certainly leave with an empty wallet. .

I limit the amount of $ I take with me. She could ask all she wants but I would just smile and tell her I didn't have the $$. I really believe there are very very very few providers in their 20's out there but the way they dress and act with poor lighting can make them seem younger. A well kept mid 30's is about the best you can hope for. This is true for the kgirl agencies as well in cities such as LA the Bay Area and Las Vegas. There are many many reviews that support this theory.

[WarpFactor69]

I stopped in here yesterday based on your intel and am here to report that if you go in to see Kiki (the green haired girl) and you're horny you will most certainly leave with an empty wallet. I went in for 30 minutes to test the waters and experienced the worst upsell I've faced in years from a provider at a spa. She's cute but by no means drop dead gorgeous (little frame, little tits) I would guess she's probably in her early 30's and will tell you more $, more $ at every turn, FS not being on the menu. She quoted me at $100 for a HJ, $150 for a CBJ, $200 if I wanted her to take off some clothes with a body slide (I'm doubtful that amounts to anything), an additional $50 if I wanted to lick anything, and we didn't get that far but probably charges an extra $25 to touch anything. Unfortunately there are probably mongers paying these extreme fees happily because once in the spa it's usually the wrong head doing the thinking. I paid $50 to the house for the hh and tipped $20 for the massage (probably too much), ran out of there as quick as I could.

Excellent report, with useful information.

Just say no to greedy pussy, on to the next.

[AmaznAzn]

First time popping into a spot since my last commentary about the granny situation at most shops. Wasn't expecting much different, but I've always found Q employed women I found attractive irrespective. Alas, I only had time to peek in, but was floored - absolutely floored - by the young lady they had working today. Clearly, and very unambiguously in her 20's, fairly fit and slim. Friendly and attentive. I've only ever seen masseuses like her at Hollywood Reflexology on Powell, but their menus are by policy very restrictive (and the rooms lack privacy even if that were not the case).

Q rotates their staff fairly regularly so I doubt she'll be around for long. Didn't speak to menu or rates, but she seemed very amendable. Her hair color was a faded blue / green-ish dye job. Her attire was in the ballpark of a negligee (with a formal sports coat / blazer over top; her feet bare). Her English seemed decent, but she didn't respond to my inquiry about her name, just repeated a desire for me to stay (which I had to rebuff). She truly was the unicorn I had been seeking, but time wasn't on my side today.

Her coworker had the air of a manager, and was more the standard fair for Q (late 30's, early 40's. To my taste attractive, but fairly plain). She was dressed more conventionally, without a hint of extras in her manner.

I also stopped into Zen massage (ne Halsey Massage), and Gateway just to see who was working. Both fell squarely into PDX granny territory (55~60+). The lady at Gateway being the same person I saw on my last walk-in (notable only due to most places rotating staff faster in my experience; it has been several weeks). I rarely see the same person twice.

I stopped in here yesterday based on your intel and am here to report that if you go in to see Kiki (the green haired girl) and you're horny you will most certainly leave with an empty wallet. I went in for 30 minutes to test the waters and experienced the worst upsell I've faced in years from a provider at a spa. She's cute but by no means drop dead gorgeous (little frame, little tits) I would guess she's probably in her early 30's and will tell you more $, more $ at every turn, FS not being on the menu. She quoted me at $100 for a HJ, $150 for a CBJ, $200 if I wanted her to take off some clothes with a body slide (I'm doubtful that amounts to anything), an additional $50 if I wanted to lick anything, and we didn't get that far but probably charges an extra $25 to touch anything. Unfortunately there are probably mongers paying these extreme fees happily because once in the spa it's usually the wrong head doing the thinking. I paid $50 to the house for the hh and tipped $20 for the massage (probably too much), ran out of there as quick as I could.

[AverageJoseph]

Finally get to contribute. Stopped by last night, was met by tall provider (5'11 ish) maybe in her 30's with b cup and was decently attractive. Paid for half an hour. 5 decent massage and on the flip asked if I was interested. I believe cfs is on the table but I opted for CBJ. 1. 5 with tip.

Saw her, was attractive a little tall for me I like short girls. 75% covered in tats. Back was a full tiger. Not finished yet. First time with her so got half hour for 50 sometimes the girls here are greedy short timers and some are decent. Always younger and more attractive than most. So I check back. No massage just straight to it. Neatly shaved so I asked for daty and HJ. Good hand skills but lacked stamina and patience.

[WarpFactor69]

In a different context I would interpret this as "the walls are too thin, don't attempt FS". But given the context here it seem to be intimating that "I was there recently getting a regular massage when I heard familiar noises emanating out of one of those thinly-walled rooms".

Or maybe I recently got laid there by a hot piece of ass with a great body, that recently transferred there from another shop. But who knows? Maybe I just imagined it.

Life is a mystery.

[OneOne9]

Personally, FS is my only interest. I dislike HJs in general In general, I'd rather leave with only a massage than pay even $40 for that.

I am the same way. I would rather tip her $10-20 for the massage and move on. I do like a massage and still looking for a nice accompanied shower but only if it leads up to a BJ and FS.

[Joepdx]

I had the same experience while doing recon a couple weeks ago. No I did not stay. Seems this place is played out already.

I've been noticing some posts from Sweet mentioning a new younger provider so I did a quick recon. Two milfs, one with bad teeth, short hair and not much of a shape. The second one better looking, slim and wears her hair like a typical MILF (short combing it back). Maybe the younger one was busy I didn't ask. Both providers were all business and didn't present a fun attitude.

Online rates are 70/60 50/30 but posted shop rates are 60/60 40/30 +10 for table shower. I thought last time I did a recon the rates were 60/60 and 50/30 +10 for TS.

[TheGlow]

Finally get to contribute. Stopped by last night, was met by tall provider (5'11 ish) maybe in her 30's with b cup and was decently attractive. Paid for half an hour. 5 decent massage and on the flip asked if I was interested. I believe cfs is on the table but I opted for CBJ. 1. 5 with tip.

[OneOne9]

I've been noticing some posts from Sweet mentioning a new younger provider so I did a quick recon. Two milfs, one with bad teeth, short hair and not much of a shape. The second one better looking, slim and wears her hair like a typical MILF (short combing it back). Maybe the younger one was busy I didn't ask. Both providers were all business and didn't present a fun attitude.

Online rates are 70/60 50/30 but posted shop rates are 60/60 40/30 +10 for table shower. I thought last time I did a recon the rates were 60/60 and 50/30 +10 for TS.

[k__rat]

You can still hear everything that's going on in every room. That should be enough information to help you.

In a different context I would interpret this as "the walls are too thin, don't attempt FS". But given the context here it seem to be intimating that "I was there recently getting a regular massage when I heard familiar noises emanating out of one of those thinly-walled rooms".

[WarpFactor69]

Few month back. Do elaborate.

Have they fixed the privacy concerns? I was never much of a regular, and went in thinking I'd be the exception to the rule I had heard, but after seeing how shoddily those rooms were constructed, it struck me as a prudent management level decision to keep FS off the table.

Come to think of it, didn't I see you reference this place as not being FS fairly recently?

Dated October 1st. Has it changed since then? Does one need to become a "regular" to access the expanded menu?

You are correct about what I posted in the past, I was going to mention that but I don't want to post too many details. You can still hear everything that's going on in every room. That should be enough information to help you.

[Qualish]

"FS is not on the menu at Hollywood".

When was the last time you were there? There have been some changes.

Few month back. Do elaborate.

Have they fixed the privacy concerns? I was never much of a regular, and went in thinking I'd be the exception to the rule I had heard, but after seeing how shoddily those rooms were constructed, it struck me as a prudent management level decision to keep FS off the table.

Come to think of it, didn't I see you reference this place as not being FS fairly recently?

The problem with those two places [edit: Hollywood and Wonderland] is they are not known for full service. I'm under the pressure that the gentleman wanting to go for his first visit was hoping for a home run, based on him mentioning he's bringing 200 with him.

Dated October 1st. Has it changed since then? Does one need to become a "regular" to access the expanded menu?

[WarpFactor69]

"FS is not on the menu at Hollywood".

When was the last time you were there? There have been some changes.

[Qualish]

I just drove by this place and looked them up. Web pictures show their walls have a 1-2 feet gap before the ceiling. Anyone have get hold the moan FS here or is this place pretty limited?

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FS is definitely on the menu here. I'm uncertain of the website you looked at, but their room images on Yelp look nothing like any rooms I've ever seen (they have three or four; some of the images I can call out as fakes, but one could be legit, but with nonstandard lighting. Maybe). Hollywood Reflexology has a noticeable gap, but Q has privacy. I've never thought to scrutinize this as I've been their only customer every visit I've had, but the rooms I've encountered were fairly large real rooms which closed completely. It can be stuffy on hot days.

FS is not on the menu at Hollywood, but the girls in my experience were amazing (would be competitive at a PDX strip club). Personally, FS is my only interest. I dislike HJs in general, and have only indulged twice since joining the hobby, notably one of those two happened at Hollywood because the young lady was such a knockout. In general, I'd rather leave with only a massage than pay even $40 for that.