Massage Parlor Reports

[MMAfighter205]

Had a mechanical BO session last evening. 3 women were on duty. I really do enjoy the "presentation" where all the available girls will present to you in their skimpy outfits and you get to pick, not like that at MM where you must take who is given to you. Some will tell you their names, where they are from. One girl was "Sky" and she was doable. The other had silicon tits, not real and not my favorite, but doable. So I picked the slim flat chested girl named "Omie. " Like Naomi without the and. She said she was from Cuba and had been there for only 2 days, would go back to Miami in 2 more days, of course I saw her there last month when I sessioned, so not sure if she is credible.

I waived off the shower, at BO they are not remarkable anyway, and showered at the end. She started massaging Mr. Happy, put some lotion and spit on him, took her top off. I tried to lick her small mounds of joy, but she remarked "no kissing". Not very good way to start a session. I was able to reverse massage her small butt, and rub her pussy on the outside, then I asked for a cover. Did her mish and that was all. Tried to do her spoon, but could not get it in. Finally said "con mano" which means with your hand. She said hand job? She knew enough English, she had been working for some time. So that was the end of it. Showered and left. Might repeat with another girl, she was ok, but "no Kissing" and mechanical.

Bowserz, I guess it really is YMMV then LOL. I saw someone else mention that exact chick in a review and say she was awesome. But I've also seen the same chick from there have polar opposite reviews from two different posters. I have my suspicions about why the experiences vary so much after talking to the girl, but that's more of a DM chat, and just speculation and theorizing of course.

Thanks for the detailed and hilarious reviews! It sounds like you are having a good time with it, which is the object.

Good luck in your fighting career.

Haha thanks bro, it really does beat "some" of the times you waste hitting up fake social media wannabes on Tinder who give you subpar performance because they think they're too cute to get their hair sweaty LOL. For this, even the bad experiences are kinda fun / funny and (so far) better than bad performances you get from hookups, it's cool. I'll be back in Orlando super soon to spar with a specific opponent so will definitely be dropping a couple more reviews. Deciding the next stop is the hardest part. That CB sounds tempting from the recent reviews, but I really hate the idea of the visible camera screens, so may try BO again first and then see how the other days swing.

[JackOutlaw]

Has anyone gone for just a hhr session? Do they even offer hhr? Also, when is the best time to go because it seems like it's super busy LOL.

[Rafa0416]

I go to BO always. I have met beautiful women in BO. I like pretty Latinas. But I never go to MM. Who is the prettiest girl in MM, who gives the best service? How do I tell Kiko that I want to choose the girl? Another question, do they all have pubic hair? I need tips. On Saturday I want to go to MM and get good service. Thanks brothers.

[Nrb Man]

Who at Cherry Blossom has real beasts?

Thanks,

Nrb Man.

[Bill Ho]

Wow. Awesome service from Sugar 36 ish no kids DD manmades. FIV, TS BBBJ DFK the whole GFE package. $$. 4 HR she's on vacation tomorrow and introduced me to Grace who was 25 young small Bs very pretty and even dfk then and there with some nursing. She quoted 2.4 for the hr and again she was fine. I pulled up her dress and saw the nice booty.

I am under the impression that like MM, CB has a flat fee of 200. Am I wrong? I was there last week and handed over four fifties and Candy was very happy. Bill Ho.

[Golfer100]

I went to MM in the morning. The parking lot was almost empty. Only 2 or 3 cars parked there. Ki Ko asked if I wanted two girls. I said I only have enough money for one. Since I was the only customer there, Ki Ko let me chose girl. I told her I wanted KiKi.

During the table shower, Gina came in & talked to KiKi for a minute. Before Gina left, she touched and gave a few goodbye kisses to my junior. She also let me squeezed her tits. That felt great.

Back in the room, KiKi enjoyed DATY. She allowed MSOG. I will see her again or Gina next time.

KiKi has big C cups tits. They are yummy. Gina has a bubbly personality. I like them both.

[Zoinksjax]

For those who have seen Sailor Moon, any time better to go? Will be visiting next week.

[Batman6969]

Saw Kiki last Saturday and what can I say that hasn't already been said. The girl is amazing and has climbed her way to my ATF spot. She is sexy as all hell. Her body is IMHO perfect. Her abilities are second to none.

Saw Sailor Moon this morning and this girl is wild. We started off hot and heavy in the room that led to a very crazy time in the TS. There was all kinds of slipping and sliding going on, then her climbing up and sitting on my face until I made her cum. She slides down for some BBBJ and TUMA action and then we were on our way to the room. She lays back on the table with her legs spread and tells me "I want you to make me cum again". So I did just that! Started off sucking on her tits and I thought for a second she was going to cum right then and there. She was shrieking and making all kinds of noises. Finally made my way down to her sweet spot and enjoyed some DATY until she was almost ready to come and I stood up and started plowing away on her in standing mish. A few minutes later she was yelling "I cum, I cum". About a minute later so did I. We were just getting ready to lay down for a minute and the dreaded knock came first. Kiko actually walked in the room while we were both standing there naked and was showing us some Tictoc videos. I tried to get her to lay down and she says "you know I can't do that". Hopefully one day I will be able to be with the queen again. Good times like always.

[GreatGenghes]

Saw many posts about Sailer Moon at MM and dreamed about her which was my mistake. Average looking, 30 secondsof TUMA and BJ in shower, didn't allow to touch and kiss boobies. I got frustrated and just did a quick CIM and were out in 20 minutes. I am clean and good looking guy who usually gets a lot more than what others get so reason can't be if anything wrong with me. This was the first bad experience at MM. I won't repeat Sail-Moon ever.

[Twist]

I am pretty sure these places have some big goon on call ready to deal with problems, it is very lucky you got away with this.

They are going to take it on the chin so you will leave quietly. Seen it at MM many times. Some guys that engage these ladies are really fragile and go off in ignorant ways. Mamasan will take it on the chin and try to get rid of you. I saw the dude at one of these places that tried to fix something that was broke; he was not intimidating. Beside, they don't want that kind of attention; it hurts business.

[ThatBroThere]

I am pretty sure these places have some big goon on call ready to deal with problems, it is very lucky you got away with this.

I doubt it honestly.

[LicknItGood200]

Wow. Awesome service from Sugar 36 ish no kids DD manmades. FIV, TS BBBJ DFK the whole GFE package. $$. 4 HR she's on vacation tomorrow and introduced me to Grace who was 25 young small Bs very pretty and even dfk then and there with some nursing. She quoted 2.4 for the hr and again she was fine. I pulled up her dress and saw the nice booty.

[FootyFanatic14]

Not sure if you made this up to sound cool, but pulling off the cover and unloading inside her without her knowledge is a dick move. Makes me doubt the second part of your story, too. Most girls would throw you out, not let you go bareback for round two.

It's 100% a dick move but if it's who I think it is then the second half of the story is pretty much guaranteed. Doesn't make him right for doing what he did. In fact, I say you should try that again at a different spa and let us know how that went. Can't wait to hear your report.

[SeroBliss]

I'm down on vacation for the fall I have a full week of activities lined up saw the reports on cb opening back up so I went tonight not busy at all I got sugar tonight nice lady in her 30's very sexy and loves to chat and sexy talk, standard shower tuma, bbj dfk back to the room and continued with massage which was actually good moved on to 69, rcg, cg, doggy which gave her an "O" and back to Mish with finish in the bag. She was wanting cim but maneuvering on the table is tough cause I'm 6'6 I was still at attention during clean up which she liked cause she's sexy as hell but I knew I couldn't go again, she helped me get dressed total time about 45 minutes paid $$. I got to meet candy, sandy and grace. Now I fucking love AMPs always have no matter what girl I have when I see another girl I always want her well candy, sandy are really pretty but grace is like 22 full mainland Chinese and is absolutely fucking stunning will be returning soon to review her plus I got 4 more dates lined up those reports to come. Fucking love it here that's all for me stay safe take care and I'll catch you next time.

[IwSnow2]

Greetings. Long-time reader, woefully infrequent poster with this account and old one. In my dreams, I make it to Orlando a few times a year and usually visit an AMP while there. For those reading this who are not from Orlando, the dreams shared on here are very accurate and useful. Read back dozens of pages, and all the answers you need for a good visit should be found easily (yes, the irony of this sentence after everything that follows is not lost on me). In the last 4 years, I have visited KMS (when it was part of the three-pack), NDS, MC and then Milk, King, VIP, you, the accidental saran-wrap visit to the place next to Milk when I first tried to visit there, and maybe one or two others I am forgetting. Tiffany (King / NDS), Baby (Milk), Mocha (Milk), Ruby (King / NDS), Jenny (U), and others have been memorable, and Baby was my only intentional repeat. Even on the less than ideal visits, the end result is better than anything I have gotten with grandma in Tallahassee.

As much fun as I have had at Milk, I guess I crave a little mystery or something off-script and a little less factory-like (although Baby seemed genuine, saying she was tired afterwards and just wanted to cuddle until the knock on the door came, which is why I repeated). I drove by Milk to go for four hands with two V's at King (Vivian and Victoria or Vicky), a visit to the islands at King with Ruby, etc. , and I pay special attention to reviews of ladies who reportedly go out of their way to get 2 shots. However, more often than not, my efforts to pick a slower time to increase odds of another 4-hands or just something different end up with me visiting when it is very busy (or the AC is out at King) or I draw someone either overly mechanical or over-the-top acting (or both, like the last one at NDS). I usually pay for an hour with the goal of a 2nd round after one of the CiCi's at KMS got me there once, but I am probably too old now for that to work in anything other than ideal situations. Bobbi at VIP was good but not as amazing as a couple reviews, and my time was cut a bit short. Ruby was exactly as reviewed, which made the visit feel a bit like watching a rerun, but just when it seemed like she was going to settle in for round 2, the doorbell rang, she headed off to greet the new customer and then told me sorry, she would do extra next time. My visit with Jenny at the you ended with her giving me this look after some DATY that seemed like it was about to lead to BBFS only to have the knock on the door interrupt just as she had lined me up. Whatever the case, I often leave just a little disappointed that it wasn't a wow session.

Lately, I contemplate finding an outcall visitor to come to me, but none are as attractive as the AMP attendants unless I am willing to pay twice as much, not to mention the the added risk. As much as I am willing to go visit an AMP, I don't see myself going to an escort's incall location, and I worry about who I might be inviting into my hotel room. BO intrigues me, but there are so many mixed reviews about enthusiasm that I shy away. I enjoy driving OBT lately, but it is just to look I think. Ultimately, I end up back at an AMP and then wonder whether it was worth the $$.

Enough whining from me. This long post is mainly to ask about any places I haven't listed. I never made it to GG or BO before Kraft. Should I risk the mechanical and try BO? Does anyone still go to GG? Should I experience the stairs I read about but never saw? I was planning to try the new Cherry Blossom, but then I was also thinking about going back to the you since it has been a long time or even the 88/ Blue Moon around the corner that has lots of explicit ads. I don't want to hear the doorbell often (or not have to worry about it like at Milk), which is what always pulls me back to outcall listings like NikkiBaby, but deep down I know I will almost certainly wind up back at an AMP. The one nice thing about Tallahassee is that I never hear the doorbell ring, but there is also a reason for that. So, yes, I appear to be asking for the perfect place that everyone, for some unknown reason, chooses to ignore.

In any event, even if this doesn't prompt a discussion, this is a long overdue thank you to the regular posters here. I feel safer and much better informed because of you and follow the forum regularly even if my next visit is months away.