Massage Parlor Reports

**Qualish** · 10-09-22 19:46

First time popping into a spot since my last commentary about the granny situation at most shops. Wasn't expecting much different, but I've always found Q employed women I found attractive irrespective. Alas, I only had time to peek in, but was floored - absolutely floored - by the young lady they had working today. Clearly, and very unambiguously in her 20's, fairly fit and slim. Friendly and attentive. I've only ever seen masseuses like her at Hollywood Reflexology on Powell, but their menus are by policy very restrictive (and the rooms lack privacy even if that were not the case).

Q rotates their staff fairly regularly so I doubt she'll be around for long. Didn't speak to menu or rates, but she seemed very amendable. Her hair color was a faded blue / green-ish dye job. Her attire was in the ballpark of a negligee (with a formal sports coat / blazer over top; her feet bare). Her English seemed decent, but she didn't respond to my inquiry about her name, just repeated a desire for me to stay (which I had to rebuff). She truly was the unicorn I had been seeking, but time wasn't on my side today.

Her coworker had the air of a manager, and was more the standard fair for Q (late 30's, early 40's. To my taste attractive, but fairly plain). She was dressed more conventionally, without a hint of extras in her manner.

I also stopped into Zen massage (ne Halsey Massage), and Gateway just to see who was working. Both fell squarely into PDX granny territory (55~60+). The lady at Gateway being the same person I saw on my last walk-in (notable only due to most places rotating staff faster in my experience; it has been several weeks). I rarely see the same person twice.

**Reacher12** · 10-09-22 18:22

Originally Posted by WarpFactor69 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the report, the one in Milwaukee are you talking about on Harrison across the street from King Road safeway? Or are you talking about the place on the corner of King Road and 82nd? King City is quite a distance away, south of Tigard.

Yes off Harrison across from Safeway, I guess it's King RD not there so I got it confused, this also posted twice because I thought the first one didn't go through.

**WarpFactor69** · 10-09-22 16:55

No more Wendy at Rainbow in salem. Have not met her replacement yet.

**WarpFactor69** · 10-09-22 16:42

Originally Posted by Reacher12 [View Original Post]

Recently discovered this information goldmine so figured I would show a little good faith.

Ya Ya in Selwood on Tuesdays / Fridays Jessica is working so far HJ only with pretty solid massage, the HJ is well done, she is at Mi Mi in Clackamas the rest of the week, they have a few options none great.

Went to the spot in OC got CFS from cute younger thing little chub but not enough to go soft.

King city / Milwaukie has a new dirty little thing, tiny with bolt ons & super nasty CFS.

Blue Star towards Hillsboro has an attractive thin Middle Aged spicy thing only got HJ because it was late but will try for more.

Green Tea on McG has a chubby but cute young thing that offered FS but I wasn't willing to cash her out for it.

Went to a spot in Beav on Allen by cop shop, cute little skinny thing asked me to do it myself I declined & let her finish massage.

Plan on checking out the spot in Wilsonville soon as it sounds promising, also saw a new spot on 99 the phone number is posted at the Chevron across from Astro Gas yet to find location.

Hope that you find this helpful. Happy hunting.

Thanks for the report, the one in Milwaukee are you talking about on Harrison across the street from King Road safeway? Or are you talking about the place on the corner of King Road and 82nd? King City is quite a distance away, south of Tigard.

**Clancy88** · 10-09-22 16:25

Thanks for the scouting report.

Was the King reference for Heavenly Foot, Magic or Lemon Tea?

King / Milwaukie nasty little thing CFS, bathed in gasoline after.

Thanks again.

**Reacher12** · 10-09-22 12:05

Ya ya in Sellwood Tues / Fridays ask for Jessica, good HE & massage, she is a Mi Mi in Clack the rest is the week, they have multiple options none great.

OC CFS, young cute little chubby, would repeat.

Blue Star towards Hills, cute Middle Aged, got HE think possible for more.

King / Milwaukie nasty little thing CFS, bathed in gasoline after.

Always enjoy Zen off Hall.

Greet Tea on McG, cute younger chubby thing offered CFS I declined & went HE.

Spot on Powell by RIbridge, older woman is enthusiastic but not good enough to get a rise, maybe a younger one there that I didn't see.

More to come. Happy hunting.

**Reacher12** · 10-09-22 11:58

Recently discovered this information goldmine so figured I would show a little good faith.

Ya Ya in Selwood on Tuesdays / Fridays Jessica is working so far HJ only with pretty solid massage, the HJ is well done, she is at Mi Mi in Clackamas the rest of the week, they have a few options none great.

Went to the spot in OC got CFS from cute younger thing little chub but not enough to go soft.

King city / Milwaukie has a new dirty little thing, tiny with bolt ons & super nasty CFS.

Blue Star towards Hillsboro has an attractive thin Middle Aged spicy thing only got HJ because it was late but will try for more.

Green Tea on McG has a chubby but cute young thing that offered FS but I wasn't willing to cash her out for it.

Went to a spot in Beav on Allen by cop shop, cute little skinny thing asked me to do it myself I declined & let her finish massage.

Plan on checking out the spot in Wilsonville soon as it sounds promising, also saw a new spot on 99 the phone number is posted at the Chevron across from Astro Gas yet to find location.

Hope that you find this helpful. Happy hunting.

**MisterJimmy** · 10-09-22 01:45

Originally Posted by Dave89 [View Original Post]

Been meaning to, but my doc was being cagey about it. Any advice?

Nothing to it. I think it's called an inter-dermal shot or something like that. It comes out of a very small needle and goes just under the surface of your skin on the head of your dick, er, uh, the underside of your forearm. It puffs up a little bit but no pain or bleeding or anything involved. The puffiness goes away pretty quickly.

Copy and paste the link below to schedule. It's free. All they ask is name address phone number. Absolutely no personal questions whatsoever about why you want the vaccine, nor do they ask for I'd or anything once you're there. Note there are two doses required approximately 3-4 weeks apart. You only schedule the initial shot when registering. After you get the first shot, you will get a reminder email for the 2nd shot.

Myhealth. Lhcs. Org.

**k__rat** · 10-08-22 22:24

Originally Posted by MisterJimmy [View Original Post]

How do you pro pooners make it clear from the start that you want a BBBJ versus a CBJ.

I haven't found a way to say "I want BBBJ but if it's CBJ then never mind". I just point to "mouth" and wave off I see her getting out Saran Wrap. Reactions have varied from firm refusal to to BBBJ, to a shrug and okay, to "I'll do it for 40 more bucks". And of course occasionally and enthusiastic "okay! In a few cases the question didn't even come up (in one case she swallowed the whole load with a smile). Generally I just don't go back to see ones that don't but I write it off the disappointment as part of the game. Makes it all the more exciting and gratifying when she does.

Others have advised to just roll back over and say "never mind, just massage then" and the girl will realize she still wants a tip and perhaps negotiate. I don't enjoy a sullen half-ass BJ though so I've yet to do that. And of course if you have paid up front then well, you may learn a valuable lesson.

My advice is to just fine providers wiling to do it. I've found at least three on the west side and I'm fat and ugly.

**Dave89** · 10-08-22 18:54

Originally Posted by MisterJimmy [View Original Post]

I got my vaccine and you should too.

Been meaning to, but my doc was being cagey about it. Any advice?

**MisterJimmy** · 10-08-22 14:05

I got my vaccine and you should too.

**MisterJimmy** · 10-08-22 12:29

Okay, here's a question that's been on my mind for sometime.

How do you pro pooners make it clear from the start that you want a BBBJ versus a CBJ. I mean, I get the hand motion indicating a BJ, that's no problem, but I want to make it clear from the get go that I want a BBBJ only. Dealing with them whipping out saran wrap or a condom and / or possible up charge discussions kills the mood for me.

I mean, I'm OK with using the translator app but I don't even know what to put into that for proper terminology. I get the term fellatio, but what descriptor word do you add to that so the translation would make sense to the provider.

Thanks in advance for your help.

**k__rat** · 10-06-22 18:20

Originally Posted by Trumpeter [View Original Post]

A 50 something at Lucky but she was small and cute and wearing some small shorts.

I suspect the one you are talking about was Sally. I've seen her twice, including this weekend after I had basically exhausted my other options. Was she pretty short with shoulder length hair? Perky b or c cups? She's okay. I found her to be flirty in the lobby but all business in the room and will complain if you take longer than she likes. I found her kind of cold, hard to make her laugh or smile. Maybe I'm just ugly and unfunny.

Sally will tell you BJ is covered but for forty extra bucks she was flexible on that point. Al least once, for me anyway. She did subject me to a lot of alcohol wipes though. I haven't managed that with the other ladies there but haven't really tried. I haven't pursued FS with any of them, since I prefer BJ / HJ. I think the cutest one there right now is Angela but she never seems to be there when I go in lately.

IMO there are better options, but if Lucky is convenient then it's not terrible. Just kind of run-of-the-mill. Which is probably good because if they got some 22 yo hottie in there with an open menu I would probably go broke!

Incidentally be prepared for a lot of traffic especially any time between 3 and 7 on weekdays. That stretch of Saltzman is a real ball-ache with the new Target on the corner (plus the multiple schools and giant high school in the area).

**WarpFactor69** · 10-06-22 17:29

Originally Posted by Trumpeter [View Original Post]

I did a quick stop at Green Touch and Lucky. Thirty something at Green. Slightly big and unattractive to me. A 50 something at Lucky but she was small and cute and wearing some small shorts. I would be tempted to try her. I didn't check out Rose. There's too much traffic in that area.

I visited lucky recently there are two girls there, both over 40 but both attractive. I've only been with one, her name is Nancy, she has consistently given me A+ service. I've seen her at least a half dozen times. Great attitude. Don't know anything about the other lady.

**Trumpeter** · 10-06-22 16:37

I did a quick stop at Green Touch and Lucky. Thirty something at Green. Slightly big and unattractive to me. A 50 something at Lucky but she was small and cute and wearing some small shorts. I would be tempted to try her. I didn't check out Rose. There's too much traffic in that area.