Massage Parlor Reports

[Maxtron]

Lisa is a great time.

Lisa at which location?

[Spaten]

Looking forward to your report.

Report is in but unfortunately it was a questionable strike out.

Was greeted by a girl in her upper 40's (maybe owner?

She was wearing sweat pants (not the best sign) and a long sleeve shirt.

Place looked pretty and was well lit, room was the same. Nothing special.

Opted for the 30 min this time, got undressed and waited.

During the massage the towel was off and to my surprise the was some tease action going on.

This is where it gets strange, she took the que when I lifted my hips slightly and even payed extra attention to my ass.

But come time for the flip and towel comes back on she does a nice scalp massage then says "sorry times up".

She walked out and waited for me to get dressed in the hall / lobby.

I gave her a 20 and said thank you then she gave me a slight hug and said come back for an hour next time.

Normally I would just call it a loss but I might give it one more try.

[KnoxNenters]

True but there are tons of younger providers if not younger looking ones.

No shortage of young short-term providers popping up, but they disappear quickly, and typically can't massage for shit.

[Lego19]

LOL, that's really young for the majority of Seattle AMP workers.

True but there are tons of younger providers if not younger looking ones.

[GoaThillBilly]

She is pretty old, easily looks to be in her 40's.

LOL, that's really young for the majority of Seattle AMP workers.

[QSeanKnowsBest]

You can say, you are new to Seattle, see about LIN'S SPA is not far away from you, want to go to experience Janny, but you are hosted by Cathy, Janni seems to be busy. You think Cathy is also very sexy, how to spend time with Cathy later, it is your imagination to play.

[QSeanKnowsBest]

You can say, you are new to Seattle, see about LIN'S SPA is not far away from you, want to go to experience Janny, but you are hosted by Cathy, Janni seems to be busy. You think Cathy is also very sexy, how to spend time with Cathy later, it is your imagination to play.

[Lego19]

How old do you think Mickey is? I try to avoid seeing anyone older than early 30's if I can.

She is pretty old, easily looks to be in her 40's.

[NealRedmond]

For massage services in Bellevue. While I have not tried everyone in Bellevue, I have tried enough providers who regularly advertise to give up the idea that there is someone who is not old, or ugly, or poor service. In fact everyone I've tried is a combo of those undesired factors.

In contrast, massage services I've where provider is young, or pretty, or great service, with a minimum of 2 of the 3 factors - all outside of Bellevue and typically further out like regions west of or south of downtown Seattle, or north of Seattle. Interestingly I've never had a great session within Seattle, though I have a few TDL candidates who are located around SLU.

Back to Bellevue - I've had ones who are not ugly and good service, but they are old. Everyone I've found who is young is either ugly or poor service (or both). Everyone I've found who is pretty (which by definition includes young) is poor service and at the upper end of the price scale.

I challenge this board to prove me wrong. There is NO massage provider in Bellevue who is young AND pretty AND good service (AND reasonably priced, which I suppose is a component of service, though it could be broken out as an individual factor)..

Lisa is a great time.

[Regularity]

I stopped by here after a trip to Costco. I've been. In the past and there had been a lot of teasing, so I thought I'd give it a shot. Woman was in her 40's, not terrible, and fit. The massage was good, lots of inner thigh massaging, but 100% legit. During the massage she answered the phone on several occasions. One time I heard the convo, some guy asking what the "house fee" was and if "young girls worked there. " Fun times.

My experience there was similar. 100% legit, but a good massage. Luckily, there were 2 gals there, so my massage wasn't interrupted with phone calls or other customers coming in. I went there before I went to Costco.

[ScubaDoo]

Thanks for TOFTT brother!

Is there anyone in or near bellevue that you would recommend? Right now my rotation is Mickey, JessicaLove and Bella. But unfortunately none of these ladies do more than HJ. And their HJ skills are pretty good, but not mindblowing. I guess I got spoiled by Chen and Beibei back in the day.

How old do you think Mickey is? I try to avoid seeing anyone older than early 30's if I can.

[GoZags1]

I stopped by here after a trip to Costco. I've been. In the past and there had been a lot of teasing, so I thought I'd give it a shot. Woman was in her 40's, not terrible, and fit. The massage was good, lots of inner thigh massaging, but 100% legit. During the massage she answered the phone on several occasions. One time I heard the convo, some guy asking what the "house fee" was and if "young girls worked there. " Fun times.

[Maui Glory]

Thanks for TOFTT brother!

Is there anyone in or near bellevue that you would recommend? Right now my rotation is Mickey, JessicaLove and Bella. But unfortunately none of these ladies do more than HJ. And their HJ skills are pretty good, but not mindblowing. I guess I got spoiled by Chen and Beibei back in the day.

For massage services in Bellevue. While I have not tried everyone in Bellevue, I have tried enough providers who regularly advertise to give up the idea that there is someone who is not old, or ugly, or poor service. In fact everyone I've tried is a combo of those undesired factors.

In contrast, massage services I've where provider is young, or pretty, or great service, with a minimum of 2 of the 3 factors - all outside of Bellevue and typically further out like regions west of or south of downtown Seattle, or north of Seattle. Interestingly I've never had a great session within Seattle, though I have a few TDL candidates who are located around SLU.

Back to Bellevue - I've had ones who are not ugly and good service, but they are old. Everyone I've found who is young is either ugly or poor service (or both). Everyone I've found who is pretty (which by definition includes young) is poor service and at the upper end of the price scale.

I challenge this board to prove me wrong. There is NO massage provider in Bellevue who is young AND pretty AND good service (AND reasonably priced, which I suppose is a component of service, though it could be broken out as an individual factor).

Companions, on the other hand, are a different category and yes there are good companions who visit Bellevue. But I'm specifically talking about massage / body rub, or ones who feature massage / body rub and may include "upgrades" - there is no one in Bellevue I would recommend that meet the trifecta.

Somebody please prove me wrong.

[Mitch Cor]

Thanks for TOFTT brother!

Is there anyone in or near bellevue that you would recommend? Right now my rotation is Mickey, JessicaLove and Bella. But unfortunately none of these ladies do more than HJ. And their HJ skills are pretty good, but not mindblowing. I guess I got spoiled by Chen and Beibei back in the day.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?478749-Susielove69

I was feeling the itch and my regular was not available, and I was limited in time, so against my better judgment I reached out to the local ladies to see who might be available. Susielove69 was the only one who could take me at the time.

Now, I suppose I should explain my better judgment. I avoid visits in Bellevue for many reasons, the biggest reason being the history of LE raids here. However the other big reason is because the local "talent" isn't really talented, if what you want is someone young, pretty, and fun, and in fact the locals are generally just the opposite. So my better judgement says that Bellevue is off the list. (All that said, I do have 1 exception for a long time regular. And she is worth it!

However once in a while I'll go against my better judgment and almost every time I regret it. Unfortunately this proved no different. Overall I give 2 out of 5 total stars. My breakdown is as follows:

Face / Body: 2 stars. She looks just like her photos, but what you cannot see in the photos, though if you've tried the local "talent" you will know, that she is old, like MILF+, like arguably GILF. That said she has a trim body which lifts her up 0. 5 star. But I'd bet my annual salary that her B-cups are fake, as they felt too firm and too perfectly half-dome form in my hands. Nips not responsive and remained small like the size of an advil pill and definitely not satisfying for suckeling, so I take away couple stars for that.

Personality / Attitude: 2 stars. She was friendly, responsive to small talk / chit-chat, and generally tried to make you comfortable and relaxed. That said there was a hint of coldness, an all-business undertone.

Service. 1. 5 stars. The massage was very good and I'd rate that 3. 5 stars because she was fully nude and I got to do a lot of roaming. However she didn't like my hands on her vag so take 0. 5 stars away there, and take away another 1. 5 star saway because when it came time for the flip she went straight to putting on a condom then getting onto her back and spreading her legs and telling me to go for it. There was no teasing to build up. There was no foreplay. It was the FS version of a the "jackhammer HJ" finish. I was definitely not aroused in any way, and having her stare at me from between her legs that were up in the air in a "V" formation and telling me to start pounding away. Yeah that just didn't do it for me. Fortunately I did eventually get it up enough to get it in and finish. But there are at least a dozen providers I know who give 10 X better HJ at half the price.

Like I said. Against my better judgement, and I should've known. The life lesson here is don't ignore what you already know.

[ChrisWheelz97]

I'm doing a bit of reconnaissance before I try this place this weekend.

Has anyone had any luck with CHC massage Lynnwood?

I can't seem to find much to any info on the place other that 3 google reviews.

Place seems to be in a good location (somewhat discrete).

Any help would be great.

I'll take the dive regardless and report back.

I think they are a legit massage place.