Massage Parlor Reports

**MrEMonger** · 10-05-22 21:43

Originally Posted by PuntaJaco43 [View Original Post]

Several weeks ago, I happened upon the Four Seasons spa on Little River Turnpike. I could see their massage sign from the road, the entrance is partially blocked by shade trees and is nicely tucked away making this a discreet location.

I visited on a Thursday around 11 am. I was not planning to stay. I just want to see who would answer the door. I drove up parked walked up and rang the bell. This gorgeous Korean woman answers. She is in heels and a cocktail dress. Probably 38-40 years old. She remined me of Sissy when she worked at Kings and would dress like this. (She's Linda now at Angel, Fairfax). She motioned for me to enter but I declined and told her that I want a card so that I could call for a reservation. She thrust a card at me and said, "you don't need a reservation!" I thanked her and then asked her name, then she shuts the door in my face before I could utter another word. What! "Who would do that?" I left and thought it over and forgot about it, but I was determined to revisit. This woman was having a bad day and was just taking it out on me. She was gorgeous, I need to take a chance.

The following week I return same day same time and am greeted by another attractive woman. Her name is Niki. High heels and a cocktail dress. Hair teased up like Elvira, "Mistress of the Dark"; she doesn't look as good as Elvira but similar. I pay the $80, she comes back in boots; now she is not that as attractive and much shorter. She leads me back to the TS. The TS takes 15 minutes, she rubbed and scrubbed and during that time I managed to get only a few words out of her. Why was this taking so long? Then I realized she was trying to, "Run out the clock. " Once done she leads me back to the room, tells me to lay flat down, informs me that she will be back soon and then tosses the damp towel on my back after I mentioned that I was cold. When she returns, she moves my arms down to my side, takes a hand full of cream, hops up on my back and starts to massage me. Unlike some therapists that will sit and straddle your but, ever so slowly, grinding their crotch into your but bone; this one was up on her knees, and had my arms pinned so that I could not move them or grab at her. She had the routine planned. She was in that position, God bless her, for 30 minutes. By this time, the arousal had long worn out. She flipped me over with 10 miutes on the clock. We looked at each other. I put my arms out and said, "is this it?" She looks at junior; by this time JR. Had had enough and was uninterested. She makes the HJ motion, so I politely grabbed at her thigh. She pushed my hand away, looks at me as if I had just groped her in public and said, "$120" , and stuck her hand out, almost in my face; I got up and paid it.

She undresses and starts with the HJ job, but I wanted more so I pulled her towards be and hoisted her onto my face in a 69 position. She was not helping but not resisting. At one point she had her knee on my face and I had move her into the correct position. Way too much cream but she got me off after a few minutes. I came a lot; she gets up, gets dressed and dabs me off with a tissue. No hot towel nor a smile. I get dressed, she gives me a bottle of water, I tell her that she Is not very friendly, and she replies, "I don't know you. " She got me!

Niki is 7 in the face 7 body, 0 personality and less than a 0 in attitude.

Has anyone else met these two witches? Maybe it was just me. Love to hear your opinion and comments.

Believe it or not I revisit. I will post the results shortly.

Regards.

Was in the area and decided to get a second opinion on Four Seasons. Was met at the door by a late 40's / early 50's spinner wearing some daisy dukes. She had an average appearance with no boobs or butt to speak of. Overall she wasn't bad so I decided to give her a try. She said her name was Connie. Paid for 30 minutes and got on the table. I'll say the massage wasn't bad overall. It's was thorough and every area received an equitable amount of attention. Just as the post above indicates, she did place her knees on my glutes while massaging my back a few time during the session. While not my favorite, I didn't find it too off putting. After the primary massage was over, she spent like 5 minutes doing the light touch (LT). While the boys were really never really grazed at all, I thought the LT was great. On the flip the standard NOVA was offered and accepted. Her performance wasn't particularly sensual but OTC was tolerated. At the time, additional menu items appeared to not be available. As I was getting ready to leave she indicated that an expanded menu "may" be available if additional funding and protection was provided. Tipped. 60 and left. I may repeat if in the area to sample the other providers.

Stay Safe.

Mr E.

**Tmac32** · 10-05-22 20:20

Had a dream with Sandra today for a quick 30 minute session. She has been on vacation but she is back in action. She is definitely a fav of mine. She greeted me with a sweet smile, took my payment, and escorted me back to the room. As I payed on the table she came in and began a solid massage. Long strokes and teasing the boys and ass when she passed by them. On the flip she flipped on the sensual sexiness looking me in the eyes, rubbing my chest and shoulders, and on down to junior. She began to stroke and play as I roamed up the nice fitting skirt she was wearing. She then undressed down to her a sexy red bra and thong set. Her body is nice! She leaned over placing this man made tatas on my chest and stroked junior while I pulled her thong aside to rub the kitty and brown eye. She didn't shy away at all in fact she started grinding and moaning as I played. She got very wet and I told her "damn I need to bend you over". I stood up and she took her bra and thong off. She bent over the table swaying this hips inviting me to get behind her. I started rubbing junior up and down that sexy ass and pussy. Every once in a while stopping g to feel the wet kitty. Finally I couldn't take it anymore and slid right in. She took a good pounding. I pulled out and she turned and laid on her back. We did missionary for a bit and she was extremely wet and I could tell she came. I pounded away a little longer and pulled out again the play and run junior on her kitty and brown eye. I figured I would see if the she would let me in. So I rub the kitty as I teased the asshole and finally put the head in. She let out a big moan saying "papi". I continued to play with the kitty and slid in her ass a little deeper about half way in. After a few minutes, I pulled out and laid back on the table. She started stroking junior again while played with her kitty. I blew my load all over her hands. She then said "papi muy bueno. Wow". It was a great dream. Sandra is a beautiful woman with a great personality and I think she loves job just as much I enjoy her doing her job. 80 for 30 minutes and tipped 120. What's awesome is that she never negotiated and didn't even count the tip when I handed it to her. True pro!

**DoctorDoctor** · 10-05-22 20:06

After reading reviews my interest was peaked.

Called and asked for Yen. Two woman working, both dressed in black, nothing special.

Hopped on the table. Yen gave an average massage. Some small talk, lots of silence.

On the flip, She offered her number. What's with that? Anyone follow up?

Damage was. 8 plus tip.

Strictly therapeutic.

Anyone try the other provider? Does she give a better massage?

Would I repeat? Maybe if I was in the area.

**Jim Rob** · 10-05-22 20:05

Originally Posted by Dunkinhne [View Original Post]

Try this one in.

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/39fd...6-f7dd7cdccb4f

They definitely took it down, maybe too much foot traffic or got busted.

They share the suite with others and you got to be quiet, you can't even chit chat.

**Jim Rob** · 10-05-22 20:02

Originally Posted by XxWhole [View Original Post]

Is this review for Melissa and Perla, who were reviewed past few days? What was total damage for FS you negotiated down from $$.

I'm not sure on the name, they both almost looked the same, I know her English was poor and amount doesn't matter, because it's YMMV. I said she start at 300, but you can negotiate. My advice is skip this place and search on. That office building is not good.

**Serpico99** · 10-05-22 19:01

Originally Posted by JoeyPopkins [View Original Post]

First independent provider experience yesterday. A little disappointed. 1.0 for 30 mins. Extra 0. 6 for topless. Figured why not, when in Rome. Not a great massage with very no Teasing. Flip on the 10 min mark. She is hot. From Thailand, early 40 maybe late 30.5'2" great man made breast and tattoos. I stayed limp for most of it. I really get turned on from a great massage with lots of reading while I'm still face down. She told me she has been slow with no repeat clients. As much as I wanted it to be a great experience, I left me disappointed. Don't think I will go back. Too many options out here to waste money hoping she will be better next time.

This review does nobody any good without a web link or relaying where exactly you found her online. Thanks.

**SonChi** · 10-05-22 18:18

Another satisfying visit to see well reviewed No Pain No Gain Candy.

Again, she is a voluptuous and curvy Thai, huge naturals, pretty face.

CMT level massage with oil, various finishes on tap, ask for you want, YMMV.

Private incall, superb value. Book with confidence.

**JoeyPopkins** · 10-05-22 15:43

First independent provider experience yesterday. A little disappointed. 1.0 for 30 mins. Extra 0. 6 for topless. Figured why not, when in Rome. Not a great massage with very no Teasing. Flip on the 10 min mark. She is hot. From Thailand, early 40 maybe late 30.5'2" great man made breast and tattoos. I stayed limp for most of it. I really get turned on from a great massage with lots of reading while I'm still face down. She told me she has been slow with no repeat clients. As much as I wanted it to be a great experience, I left me disappointed. Don't think I will go back. Too many options out here to waste money hoping she will be better next time.

**Kijimuna** · 10-05-22 12:56

Lucky, who use to work at Seashell King in Herndon, is now at the Sterling Massage. She is a tiny 4'10" 90 lbs Chinese lady with a cute bob haircut and an open menu.

**Dunkinhne** · 10-05-22 12:16

Try this one in.

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/39fd...6-f7dd7cdccb4f

Originally Posted by Djmd1 [View Original Post]

I think they took the ad down.

**PuntaJaco43** · 10-05-22 10:46

After that debacle at the Four Seasons with the two witches I needed some tender love and care. I had to get down and dirt with someone. So, I had this magnificent dream about Lulu. In my dream Lulu is working at the Golden Therapy spa. Formally Franconia Wellness where I spent many a session with my ATF and the love of my life, Joy. Joy has since moved on and is now Nicole. I was curious as to whom may be working there so I went over and met Lulu. Lulu is a bit older but is pleasant and accommodating. On my first visit weeks ago, she allowed some DATY and then we finished up with a well administered HJ. She never asked for money up front, which was a relief. In the end I tipped $100. She was happy and told me that I could have a more imaginary dream on my next visit. I could tell there was more with this one.

In my second dream, I visit but she does not remember me, it took a little while. I was worried that things would not come my way so when she left the room to get my change, I lay $150 on the table. Once she returns the massage starts. She is in loose shorts and is right in front of me, so I take the opportunity to slowly slide my hand up between her legs. She helps by spreading a tad so that I have plenty of room to roam. She disrobes and jumps on my back with some cream in hand. I turn her over and I start from her neck and work my way down. What I really want, and need is a BBBJ. I don't ask in fear that she will say no. I get up on my knees and pull her up so that she is on her knees facing me. I am holding onto her ample C cups and slowly pull her down. I gently load the torpedo and she start a gentle motion that I accelerate by moving her back and forth while holding her breast. She stops raises up and turns around so that she is now up on all fours. She says, "this is the way I like it. " OMG what a difference and new provider can make. By this time, I am so erect, standing straight up. I bend over and start to poke; she was going to give it up, but I pulled back. I didn't know her that well and it was better to be safe; thank goodness this was only a dream.

Great lady and a nice quite uninterrupted atmosphere. I highly recommend her on a rainy, cold and cloudy day when you are in a melancholy mood.

Lulu:

5 in looks.

7 in body; I am giving her an extra point for her nice naturals.

5 in personality, but she is conversational buy not that interesting.

10 in attitude but YMMV.

Regards.

**Djmd1** · 10-05-22 08:30

Originally Posted by Tmac32 [View Original Post]

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/1915...c-6b3a90e88b98

I think they took the ad down.

**TheRabbit** · 10-05-22 08:28

Originally Posted by JimRob [View Original Post]

After checking out the review on this board, I decided to give this a try. First the location is crazy. Located in a office building that reminds me of the Latina spa in Tyson's. Same set up, but this place is colder and very empty. Had to meet in the hall and follow to the large office suite.

The girl does have huge butt and boobs, that are obviously enhanced to a cartoonish look. The room is cold with an abundance of window light, so if you like it dimmed for mood, forget it. The lady I met speak almost zero English and does try to communicate with her phone. 1 hour massage is 100 anything more cost more with an open menu. She wanted 300 for FS, but will negotiate down.

We did the deed, nothing to exciting to bring me back. Once session was over let out of room and had to navigate myself to finding my way out.

In closing very nice lady and I think her sister works with her. I won't return, it's definitely YMMV.

You got a link to this place so I can find it?

**XxWhole** · 10-04-22 17:35

Originally Posted by JimRob [View Original Post]

After checking out the review on this board, I decided to give this a try. First the location is crazy. Located in a office building that reminds me of the Latina spa in Tyson's. Same set up, but this place is colder and very empty. Had to meet in the hall and follow to the large office suite.

The girl does have huge butt and boobs, that are obviously enhanced to a cartoonish look. The room is cold with an abundance of window light, so if you like it dimmed for mood, forget it. The lady I met speak almost zero English and does try to communicate with her phone. 1 hour massage is 100 anything more cost more with an open menu. She wanted 300 for FS, but will negotiate down.

We did the deed, nothing to exciting to bring me back. Once session was over let out of room and had to navigate myself to finding my way out.

In closing very nice lady and I think her sister works with her. I won't return, it's definitely YMMV.

Is this review for Melissa and Perla, who were reviewed past few days? What was total damage for FS you negotiated down from $$.

**Jim Rob** · 10-04-22 17:22

After checking out the review on this board, I decided to give this a try. First the location is crazy. Located in a office building that reminds me of the Latina spa in Tyson's. Same set up, but this place is colder and very empty. Had to meet in the hall and follow to the large office suite.

The girl does have huge butt and boobs, that are obviously enhanced to a cartoonish look. The room is cold with an abundance of window light, so if you like it dimmed for mood, forget it. The lady I met speak almost zero English and does try to communicate with her phone. 1 hour massage is 100 anything more cost more with an open menu. She wanted 300 for FS, but will negotiate down.

We did the deed, nothing to exciting to bring me back. Once session was over let out of room and had to navigate myself to finding my way out.

In closing very nice lady and I think her sister works with her. I won't return, it's definitely YMMV.