Massage Parlor Reports

**MisterJimmy** · 10-08-22 12:29

Okay, here's a question that's been on my mind for sometime.

How do you pro pooners make it clear from the start that you want a BBBJ versus a CBJ. I mean, I get the hand motion indicating a BJ, that's no problem, but I want to make it clear from the get go that I want a BBBJ only. Dealing with them whipping out saran wrap or a condom and / or possible up charge discussions kills the mood for me.

I mean, I'm OK with using the translator app but I don't even know what to put into that for proper terminology. I get the term fellatio, but what descriptor word do you add to that so the translation would make sense to the provider.

Thanks in advance for your help.

**k__rat** · 10-06-22 18:20

Originally Posted by Trumpeter [View Original Post]

A 50 something at Lucky but she was small and cute and wearing some small shorts.

I suspect the one you are talking about was Sally. I've seen her twice, including this weekend after I had basically exhausted my other options. Was she pretty short with shoulder length hair? Perky b or c cups? She's okay. I found her to be flirty in the lobby but all business in the room and will complain if you take longer than she likes. I found her kind of cold, hard to make her laugh or smile. Maybe I'm just ugly and unfunny.

Sally will tell you BJ is covered but for forty extra bucks she was flexible on that point. Al least once, for me anyway. She did subject me to a lot of alcohol wipes though. I haven't managed that with the other ladies there but haven't really tried. I haven't pursued FS with any of them, since I prefer BJ / HJ. I think the cutest one there right now is Angela but she never seems to be there when I go in lately.

IMO there are better options, but if Lucky is convenient then it's not terrible. Just kind of run-of-the-mill. Which is probably good because if they got some 22 yo hottie in there with an open menu I would probably go broke!

Incidentally be prepared for a lot of traffic especially any time between 3 and 7 on weekdays. That stretch of Saltzman is a real ball-ache with the new Target on the corner (plus the multiple schools and giant high school in the area).

**WarpFactor69** · 10-06-22 17:29

Originally Posted by Trumpeter [View Original Post]

I did a quick stop at Green Touch and Lucky. Thirty something at Green. Slightly big and unattractive to me. A 50 something at Lucky but she was small and cute and wearing some small shorts. I would be tempted to try her. I didn't check out Rose. There's too much traffic in that area.

I visited lucky recently there are two girls there, both over 40 but both attractive. I've only been with one, her name is Nancy, she has consistently given me A+ service. I've seen her at least a half dozen times. Great attitude. Don't know anything about the other lady.

**Trumpeter** · 10-06-22 16:37

I did a quick stop at Green Touch and Lucky. Thirty something at Green. Slightly big and unattractive to me. A 50 something at Lucky but she was small and cute and wearing some small shorts. I would be tempted to try her. I didn't check out Rose. There's too much traffic in that area.

**OneOne9** · 10-06-22 10:39

Once in a while I like a legit massage and had read that Carefree was a legit shop. Recently I was in the area and stopped in. I had to wait a couple of minutes for a 45-50 yo slim masked provider come out of one of the rooms. She couldn't speak English and all she did was point to the clock. I figured she was trying to tell me to come back in 30 minutes or so.

I was surprised to see odd rates of 70/60 and 40/30. The location, the facility and the lack of an English speaking provider gave me a very poor first impression. I will not return.

**Zippy69** · 10-06-22 09:23

Originally Posted by Bhanson475 [View Original Post]

Stopped by Marina on marine drive. I didn't stay only saw 1 average looking 40 plus.

Does anyone have any info on this place.

Sunflower on 4th plain. Open menu.

Eastern saw Mia open menu. Decent massage.

Did you pay the $200 YO-YO wants? The ***** took me for a 1. 4 BJ and claimed that was the deal we made. I offered that for FS. Not a BJ.

What's the damage at eastern?

**Hacker1843** · 10-06-22 00:48

Originally Posted by Bhanson475 [View Original Post]

Stopped by Marina on marine drive. I didn't stay only saw 1 average looking 40 plus.

Does anyone have any info on this place.

Sunflower on 4th plain. Open menu.

Eastern saw Mia open menu. Decent massage.

Have been there a couple time and thought they provided HE. Must have changed.

**Loti66** · 10-05-22 21:40

Just saw an Instagram about Aloha Massage on 185. It looks legit. Anyone tried?

**WarpFactor69** · 10-05-22 19:55

Originally Posted by Smith1968 [View Original Post]

So went to a legit massage appointment at my gym today. Need some serious work. However, when she started working on my glutes I started to spread my legs a bit and my brain was already going to next step of lifting my hips! I caught myself before she even noticed.

Not a report but thought some of you would enjoy my Wednesday stupidity.

Did you turn the towel into a tent? LOL.

**Smith1968** · 10-05-22 18:17

So went to a legit massage appointment at my gym today. Need some serious work. However, when she started working on my glutes I started to spread my legs a bit and my brain was already going to next step of lifting my hips! I caught myself before she even noticed.

Not a report but thought some of you would enjoy my Wednesday stupidity.

**OneOne9** · 10-05-22 17:45

Originally Posted by Bhanson475 [View Original Post]

Stopped by Marina on marine drive. I didn't stay only saw 1 average looking 40 plus..

Is this the one just east of I5? If so, you saved me a recon.

**Bhanson475** · 10-05-22 17:23

Stopped by Marina on marine drive. I didn't stay only saw 1 average looking 40 plus.

Does anyone have any info on this place.

Sunflower on 4th plain. Open menu.

Eastern saw Mia open menu. Decent massage.

**ButtMan343** · 10-05-22 13:14

Anyone par tased in this place? I see they have a table shower too. Thanks.

**WarpFactor69** · 10-03-22 22:37

Healthy on 82, between Woodstock and Foster: two attractive ladies here, between 33-38. Didn't have time to stay, but I'd be happy with either.

Angel, Hall at Locust: one average looking one, one more attractive, with long wavy hair. Going back soon to properly check her out.

Skylight on Barbur, between Safeway and Fred Meyer: short cute fun girl with great tits. I would repeat.

182nd, between Division and Stark, just north of county health clinic: this is the place where you park in the back and walk downstairs. The last two times I was there, I encountered attractive, engaging women between 28 and 35. I will return.

**MisterJimmy** · 10-03-22 20:56

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