Massage Parlor Reports

**BusterRon** · 10-05-22 20:57

Originally Posted by OnlyMe1234 [View Original Post]

Well stated. Like someone else said, I often lie about being there before. I'll usually say yes but it's been a long time. The way they rotate through, that gets them to think I was there before they started. I do have one question on what you said, do they still do the "ok, __ minutes left" comment? I was trying to remember when and where I last heard that since it's been so long. I think it was either Lucky's in Burnsville or the place up in Otsego, both of which have been closed for years.

I used to get that warning at Natural Therapeutics in Mpls. Earlier thread about getting into this "hobby" reminded me of that place since it was where I had my first success with L1. Prior to that it was DIY at Rosemary (which is now Trudys) which was my first AMP experience. I've had a couple ladies use it at Burnsville joints recently but most of the time I just turn over and the fun starts or they put their hand in mine and wait.

Lucky in Bville was great, miss that spot.

**OnlyMe1234** · 10-05-22 17:30

Originally Posted by BusterRon [View Original Post]

This is what works for me, but everyone probably has a different approach that works for them that is tailored to their personality, looks, age, etc. First thing is when paying I usually tilt my wallet to subtly show I have extra cash. Usually I need the light to make sure I'm grabbing the right bills anyways. For me, I get naked and make minimal effort to cover up. Basically telling the masseuse nonverbally that I'm relaxed when it comes to cover. Sometimes I sit on the table and don't lie down until they come in. Making them cover me up, if they even do. When it comes to chit chat, I'm a quiet type and really only answer questions. Tell her what pressure I want, say it feels good when she asks, etc. If she says something like "you're so strong" I usually reply "thank you, it's nice to be massaged by such a pretty nice lady. " Or something like that. I mean don't say that if you don't mean it. If she asks if you've been there before, I don't lie. If I have been then it's a very honest yes and if not I usually say no, my usual place is busy. Then enjoy the massage as much as you can. Whether you get extras or not you may as well relax. If she's spending a lot of time between your thighs, raise your hips a little. I don't like to grab ladies without permission. I might gently touch their leg but I don't go for a handful of ass since if they are legit things might get weird. Then the flip.

When I turn over I intentionally let the towel fall off. If she's careful to keep it on you when you turn over, then just relax and see where it goes. Usually at this point she will look at you to get a nod. If her hand is lingering you can gently guide it to where you want it. If she says she doesn't want trouble, I assure her I give no trouble but I don't push it beyond that. If HE hasn't already commenced, relax and enjoy the rub down while paying attention to other hints. If she stands at your side and rubs your belly while holding your hand, she's waiting for you to move her hand. If she says "ok, __ minutes left" that means she's letting you know it's "now or never" and just whip off the towel and see what happens. Once contact is made, the law breaking is already underway so you can be more direct and ask for topless or if you can touch. I never ask how much and if a provider ever said "hand job for $40" out loud I'd be worried it was a sting. Best to have fun and argue price after. I figure then if there's a raid I can say I wasn't paying for it, I thought she just liked me!

Well stated. Like someone else said, I often lie about being there before. I'll usually say yes but it's been a long time. The way they rotate through, that gets them to think I was there before they started. I do have one question on what you said, do they still do the "ok, __ minutes left" comment? I was trying to remember when and where I last heard that since it's been so long. I think it was either Lucky's in Burnsville or the place up in Otsego, both of which have been closed for years.

**BusterRon** · 10-05-22 17:15

So I'm going to be in west / north west suburbs and was thinking of looking for a place to try.

Apparently there's a new AMP called Lucky's and it's in an older home. The first few reviews seem pretty fake, so guessing the owner is trying to drum up business. Anybody happen to give it a shot yet?

If anyone has leads along the 494 or 94 corridor I'd be ever so thankful for advice or a PM. All the joints I used to visit when I used to work over there went away. With every other joint in Burnsville providing at least L1 I don't venture out too often but liking the idea of a change of scenery.

**Part Time Guy** · 10-05-22 16:47

New place opened in Excelsior off 41 and 7, Tonka Massage. Mixed clues from the outside, it is in a strip mall but the sign they bought and put up is very professional. Finally poked my head in yesterday to check it out. Immediately got the vibe the place is legit only. Mid-40's guy working the front counter, they have full-body, hot-stone, and foot massages listed on the menu visible on the front counter. The outside sign, the decor, the guy working the counter, all screamed legit only place. I chatted with the guy briefly to be friendly, then bailed. I will probably go for a foot massage at some point because the pricing is very reasonable for all their services and an asian foot massage by someone who knows what they are doing is awesome. Figured I would post in case someone saw it pop up on google maps and was curious if it was an option.

**ChrisNoit2** · 10-05-22 16:02

Originally Posted by BusterRon [View Original Post]

This is what works for me, but everyone probably has a different approach that works for them that is tailored to their personality, looks, age, etc. First thing is when paying I usually tilt my wallet to subtly show I have extra cash. Usually I need the light to make sure I'm grabbing the right bills anyways. For me, I get naked and make minimal effort to cover up. Basically telling the masseuse nonverbally that I'm relaxed when it comes to cover. Sometimes I sit on the table and don't lie down until they come in. Making them cover me up, if they even do. When it comes to chit chat, I'm a quiet type and really only answer questions. Tell her what pressure I want, say it feels good when she asks, etc. If she says something like "you're so strong" I usually reply "thank you, it's nice to be massaged by such a pretty nice lady. " Or something like that. I mean don't say that if you don't mean it. If she asks if you've been there before, I don't lie. If I have been then it's a very honest yes and if not I usually say no, my usual place is busy. Then enjoy the massage as much as you can. Whether you get extras or not you may as well relax. If she's spending a lot of time between your thighs, raise your hips a little. I don't like to grab ladies without permission. I might gently touch their leg but I don't go for a handful of ass since if they are legit things might get weird. Then the flip.

When I turn over I intentionally let the towel fall off. If she's careful to keep it on you when you turn over, then just relax and see where it goes. Usually at this point she will look at you to get a nod. If her hand is lingering you can gently guide it to where you want it. If she says she doesn't want trouble, I assure her I give no trouble but I don't push it beyond that. If HE hasn't already commenced, relax and enjoy the rub down while paying attention to other hints. If she stands at your side and rubs your belly while holding your hand, she's waiting for you to move her hand. If she says "ok, __ minutes left" that means she's letting you know it's "now or never" and just whip off the towel and see what happens. Once contact is made, the law breaking is already underway so you can be more direct and ask for topless or if you can touch. I never ask how much and if a provider ever said "hand job for $40" out loud I'd be worried it was a sting. Best to have fun and argue price after. I figure then if there's a raid I can say I wasn't paying for it, I thought she just liked me!

Simply the BEST advice. Great job.

**Anything Cool** · 10-05-22 15:37

Originally Posted by BusterRon [View Original Post]

T. If she says "ok, __ minutes left" that means she's letting you know it's "now or never" and just whip off the towel and see what happens. Once contact is made, the law breaking is already underway so you can be more direct and ask for topless or if you can touch. I never ask how much and if a provider ever said "hand job for $40" out loud I'd be worried it was a sting. Best to have fun and argue price after. I figure then if there's a raid I can say I wasn't paying for it, I thought she just liked me!

There was some good advice in this post. My experience has been if you get the "X minutes left" warning you are in for a DIY session. If you remove the towel, they will pour oil on you and say "you do you do. " Alas all too common in MN.

**LastsLonger** · 10-05-22 15:17

Originally Posted by AnythingCool [View Original Post]

I went to Green Spa a few weeks ago. I thought the gal working was cute. However, the session was legit for me. Not the best massage I have ever had, but not the worst. An average legit experience.

Gotcha, I emailed them as well, apparently two work there. Bummer!

**MassErrection** · 10-05-22 13:05

Originally Posted by TheNorthernMan [View Original Post]

Has anyone done the NYC scene? I'm a complete newbie out there and would like some pointers from folks on these boards.

NYC twice. You don't need advice just pick any of the five Burroughs, preferably Flushing Queens. Most importantly have fun and enjoy yourself.

**Guy2021** · 10-05-22 13:00

Originally Posted by TheNorthernMan [View Original Post]

Has anyone done the NYC scene? I'm a complete newbie out there and would like some pointers from folks on these boards.

It's a great scene out there. Check out the boards. You'll quickly find out where to go.

NYC are is one of the best in the nation.

**IcyBlu** · 10-05-22 11:30

Originally Posted by TheNorthernMan [View Original Post]

Has anyone done the NYC scene? I'm a complete newbie out there and would like some pointers from folks on these boards.

I only have experience in the West Coast, but NYC is the same. I researched and bookmarked the 2 links below for my future visit to NYC. Superior service, clean, organized, and the incall is nice. Make sure to verify yourself prior to visiting NYC.

https://www.desiresofwallstreet.com/home

https://www.pleasure-palace.club/yumehanabi

**JamesAndrews** · 10-05-22 10:26

Originally Posted by VBob22 [View Original Post]

Hey everyone, I've been lurking for a while and tried a my luck a couple times at places I've seen mentioned here but I've struck out each time. My question for the more experienced guys here is how do you properly go about asking these ladies for a more "hands on" service?

Keep in mind on all reviews sites, there is usually a bser that claims he gets everything at everyplace he goes. Buster rons advice is similar to what I employ however I do lie if I haven't been there before. Say it been along time, only been turn down 4 times in last 7 years. Probadly more luck than skilled. Keep at it we only learn the hard way.

**TheNorthernMan** · 10-04-22 23:53

Has anyone done the NYC scene? I'm a complete newbie out there and would like some pointers from folks on these boards.

**Jimmysixxx7** · 10-04-22 23:07

Originally Posted by Deutsche205 [View Original Post]

To be respectful of their UTR request, will let senior members know if they ask. Location has older Asian providers, and no, it is not Five Senses.

Lastslonger, I will send you a PM.

Please count me in. I need some places to go.

**BusterRon** · 10-04-22 19:30

Originally Posted by VBob22 [View Original Post]

Hey everyone, I've been lurking for a while and tried a my luck a couple times at places I've seen mentioned here but I've struck out each time. My question for the more experienced guys here is how do you properly go about asking these ladies for a more "hands on" service?

This is what works for me, but everyone probably has a different approach that works for them that is tailored to their personality, looks, age, etc. First thing is when paying I usually tilt my wallet to subtly show I have extra cash. Usually I need the light to make sure I'm grabbing the right bills anyways. For me, I get naked and make minimal effort to cover up. Basically telling the masseuse nonverbally that I'm relaxed when it comes to cover. Sometimes I sit on the table and don't lie down until they come in. Making them cover me up, if they even do. When it comes to chit chat, I'm a quiet type and really only answer questions. Tell her what pressure I want, say it feels good when she asks, etc. If she says something like "you're so strong" I usually reply "thank you, it's nice to be massaged by such a pretty nice lady. " Or something like that. I mean don't say that if you don't mean it. If she asks if you've been there before, I don't lie. If I have been then it's a very honest yes and if not I usually say no, my usual place is busy. Then enjoy the massage as much as you can. Whether you get extras or not you may as well relax. If she's spending a lot of time between your thighs, raise your hips a little. I don't like to grab ladies without permission. I might gently touch their leg but I don't go for a handful of ass since if they are legit things might get weird. Then the flip.

When I turn over I intentionally let the towel fall off. If she's careful to keep it on you when you turn over, then just relax and see where it goes. Usually at this point she will look at you to get a nod. If her hand is lingering you can gently guide it to where you want it. If she says she doesn't want trouble, I assure her I give no trouble but I don't push it beyond that. If HE hasn't already commenced, relax and enjoy the rub down while paying attention to other hints. If she stands at your side and rubs your belly while holding your hand, she's waiting for you to move her hand. If she says "ok, __ minutes left" that means she's letting you know it's "now or never" and just whip off the towel and see what happens. Once contact is made, the law breaking is already underway so you can be more direct and ask for topless or if you can touch. I never ask how much and if a provider ever said "hand job for $40" out loud I'd be worried it was a sting. Best to have fun and argue price after. I figure then if there's a raid I can say I wasn't paying for it, I thought she just liked me!

**Part Time Guy** · 10-04-22 18:14

Originally Posted by OnlyMe1234 [View Original Post]

I thought this happened more recently. Maybe it was a different story I heard more recently.

https://www.news10.com/news/massage-...ms-clog-pipes/

Flushing condoms is pretty stupid, so I would say that couple got what they deserved. Unless it is a city with an established laissez fare LE attitude towards AMPs, I always assume I will need to carry in and carry out any extras. Pays to be prepared!