Massage Parlor Reports

**Maui Glory** · 10-07-22 20:49

Originally Posted by MitchCor [View Original Post]

Thanks for TOFTT brother!

Is there anyone in or near bellevue that you would recommend? Right now my rotation is Mickey, JessicaLove and Bella. But unfortunately none of these ladies do more than HJ. And their HJ skills are pretty good, but not mindblowing. I guess I got spoiled by Chen and Beibei back in the day.

For massage services in Bellevue. While I have not tried everyone in Bellevue, I have tried enough providers who regularly advertise to give up the idea that there is someone who is not old, or ugly, or poor service. In fact everyone I've tried is a combo of those undesired factors.

In contrast, massage services I've where provider is young, or pretty, or great service, with a minimum of 2 of the 3 factors - all outside of Bellevue and typically further out like regions west of or south of downtown Seattle, or north of Seattle. Interestingly I've never had a great session within Seattle, though I have a few TDL candidates who are located around SLU.

Back to Bellevue - I've had ones who are not ugly and good service, but they are old. Everyone I've found who is young is either ugly or poor service (or both). Everyone I've found who is pretty (which by definition includes young) is poor service and at the upper end of the price scale.

I challenge this board to prove me wrong. There is NO massage provider in Bellevue who is young AND pretty AND good service (AND reasonably priced, which I suppose is a component of service, though it could be broken out as an individual factor).

Companions, on the other hand, are a different category and yes there are good companions who visit Bellevue. But I'm specifically talking about massage / body rub, or ones who feature massage / body rub and may include "upgrades" - there is no one in Bellevue I would recommend that meet the trifecta.

Somebody please prove me wrong.

**Mitch Cor** · 10-07-22 03:27

Thanks for TOFTT brother!

Is there anyone in or near bellevue that you would recommend? Right now my rotation is Mickey, JessicaLove and Bella. But unfortunately none of these ladies do more than HJ. And their HJ skills are pretty good, but not mindblowing. I guess I got spoiled by Chen and Beibei back in the day.

Originally Posted by KuatoKuato [View Original Post]

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?478749-Susielove69

I was feeling the itch and my regular was not available, and I was limited in time, so against my better judgment I reached out to the local ladies to see who might be available. Susielove69 was the only one who could take me at the time.

Now, I suppose I should explain my better judgment. I avoid visits in Bellevue for many reasons, the biggest reason being the history of LE raids here. However the other big reason is because the local "talent" isn't really talented, if what you want is someone young, pretty, and fun, and in fact the locals are generally just the opposite. So my better judgement says that Bellevue is off the list. (All that said, I do have 1 exception for a long time regular. And she is worth it!

However once in a while I'll go against my better judgment and almost every time I regret it. Unfortunately this proved no different. Overall I give 2 out of 5 total stars. My breakdown is as follows:

Face / Body: 2 stars. She looks just like her photos, but what you cannot see in the photos, though if you've tried the local "talent" you will know, that she is old, like MILF+, like arguably GILF. That said she has a trim body which lifts her up 0. 5 star. But I'd bet my annual salary that her B-cups are fake, as they felt too firm and too perfectly half-dome form in my hands. Nips not responsive and remained small like the size of an advil pill and definitely not satisfying for suckeling, so I take away couple stars for that.

Personality / Attitude: 2 stars. She was friendly, responsive to small talk / chit-chat, and generally tried to make you comfortable and relaxed. That said there was a hint of coldness, an all-business undertone.

Service. 1. 5 stars. The massage was very good and I'd rate that 3. 5 stars because she was fully nude and I got to do a lot of roaming. However she didn't like my hands on her vag so take 0. 5 stars away there, and take away another 1. 5 star saway because when it came time for the flip she went straight to putting on a condom then getting onto her back and spreading her legs and telling me to go for it. There was no teasing to build up. There was no foreplay. It was the FS version of a the "jackhammer HJ" finish. I was definitely not aroused in any way, and having her stare at me from between her legs that were up in the air in a "V" formation and telling me to start pounding away. Yeah that just didn't do it for me. Fortunately I did eventually get it up enough to get it in and finish. But there are at least a dozen providers I know who give 10 X better HJ at half the price.

Like I said. Against my better judgement, and I should've known. The life lesson here is don't ignore what you already know.

**ChrisWheelz97** · 10-06-22 14:53

Originally Posted by Spaten [View Original Post]

I'm doing a bit of reconnaissance before I try this place this weekend.

Has anyone had any luck with CHC massage Lynnwood?

I can't seem to find much to any info on the place other that 3 google reviews.

Place seems to be in a good location (somewhat discrete).

Any help would be great.

I'll take the dive regardless and report back.

I think they are a legit massage place.

**Iwc2010** · 10-06-22 12:34

Visited two spa in last four days.

Angel spa: Near Jackson st, visited at 1 pm, have to wait for 15 min for massager to come. Her name was Paula. She looks like early 40's. Gave name sake massage, asked for FS, she denied and offer HJ only. Paid 4 for HJ and 6 for room.

Cherry massage: Only Mirinda is available. Book for 30 min and paid 4 dollar. She gave me very very nice massage and then asked if I'm looking for extra. I asked for FS, she denied and only gave HJ.

I liked the girl and massage in cherry massage. However, both therapist denied FS.

Will be exploring other massage for next 2 days as I'm here only till Friday. Anyone one know good parlour who has young girls and provide FS then do let me know.

**WaRubMonger** · 10-06-22 12:25

Originally Posted by Peet0115 [View Original Post]

How did the providers look?

They post on RubMaps, stg, etc. Listed as rosewood spa, clearly our kinda place. Looking fwd to the review.

**Peet0115** · 10-06-22 11:15

Originally Posted by HarleySteve [View Original Post]

They are listed on Rubmaps but there are no reviews posted. I stopped by one day but it was a 2 hour wait so went elsewhere instead.

Looking forward to your report.

How did the providers look?

**Petroglyph** · 10-06-22 01:27

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**HarleySteve** · 10-06-22 00:59

Originally Posted by Spaten [View Original Post]

I'm doing a bit of reconnaissance before I try this place this weekend.

Has anyone had any luck with CHC massage Lynnwood?

I can't seem to find much to any info on the place other that 3 google reviews.

Place seems to be in a good location (somewhat discrete).

Any help would be great.

I'll take the dive regardless and report back.

They are listed on Rubmaps but there are no reviews posted. I stopped by one day but it was a 2 hour wait so went elsewhere instead.

Looking forward to your report.

**Shogun Hua** · 10-05-22 20:46

Originally Posted by Spaten [View Original Post]

Has anyone had any luck with CHC massage Lynnwood?

I didn't see anything on Rub Maps either. I wish you luck!

**Peet0115** · 10-05-22 19:51

Originally Posted by Spaten [View Original Post]

I'm doing a bit of reconnaissance before I try this place this weekend.

Has anyone had any luck with CHC massage Lynnwood?

I can't seem to find much to any info on the place other that 3 google reviews.

Place seems to be in a good location (somewhat discrete).

Any help would be great.

I'll take the dive regardless and report back.

Has all the markings of a FS shop let us know how it goes!!

**Spaten** · 10-05-22 15:25

I'm doing a bit of reconnaissance before I try this place this weekend.

Has anyone had any luck with CHC massage Lynnwood?

I can't seem to find much to any info on the place other that 3 google reviews.

Place seems to be in a good location (somewhat discrete).

Any help would be great.

I'll take the dive regardless and report back.

**EvergreenRover** · 10-05-22 15:02

Originally Posted by DesertLion [View Original Post]

Yes. Enjoy.

Interested In the pricing difference between FS and no FS.

**Member #6240** · 10-05-22 12:58

Originally Posted by KuatoKuato [View Original Post]

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?478749-Susielove69

Much appreciated; she's been on my radar a bit lately.

Couldn't agree more regarding Bellevue; there has to be a damn good reason for me to go there.

**Maui Glory** · 10-05-22 00:43

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?478749-Susielove69

I was feeling the itch and my regular was not available, and I was limited in time, so against my better judgment I reached out to the local ladies to see who might be available. Susielove69 was the only one who could take me at the time.

Now, I suppose I should explain my better judgment. I avoid visits in Bellevue for many reasons, the biggest reason being the history of LE raids here. However the other big reason is because the local "talent" isn't really talented, if what you want is someone young, pretty, and fun, and in fact the locals are generally just the opposite. So my better judgement says that Bellevue is off the list. (All that said, I do have 1 exception for a long time regular. And she is worth it!

However once in a while I'll go against my better judgment and almost every time I regret it. Unfortunately this proved no different. Overall I give 2 out of 5 total stars. My breakdown is as follows:

Face / Body: 2 stars. She looks just like her photos, but what you cannot see in the photos, though if you've tried the local "talent" you will know, that she is old, like MILF+, like arguably GILF. That said she has a trim body which lifts her up 0. 5 star. But I'd bet my annual salary that her B-cups are fake, as they felt too firm and too perfectly half-dome form in my hands. Nips not responsive and remained small like the size of an advil pill and definitely not satisfying for suckeling, so I take away couple stars for that.

Personality / Attitude: 2 stars. She was friendly, responsive to small talk / chit-chat, and generally tried to make you comfortable and relaxed. That said there was a hint of coldness, an all-business undertone.

Service. 1. 5 stars. The massage was very good and I'd rate that 3. 5 stars because she was fully nude and I got to do a lot of roaming. However she didn't like my hands on her vag so take 0. 5 stars away there, and take away another 1. 5 star saway because when it came time for the flip she went straight to putting on a condom then getting onto her back and spreading her legs and telling me to go for it. There was no teasing to build up. There was no foreplay. It was the FS version of a the "jackhammer HJ" finish. I was definitely not aroused in any way, and having her stare at me from between her legs that were up in the air in a "V" formation and telling me to start pounding away. Yeah that just didn't do it for me. Fortunately I did eventually get it up enough to get it in and finish. But there are at least a dozen providers I know who give 10 X better HJ at half the price.

Like I said. Against my better judgement, and I should've known. The life lesson here is don't ignore what you already know.