Massage Parlor Reports

[Happy Guy 2]

Stopped into Comfort Spot in Fairfax. Needed some relaxing relief. Rejected first girl. Looked chubby and piggy. MMSAN came out said try other girl. Looked nice slim young ish but in sweatpants could not tell much.

Long story short, she had been there only 2 days. So 4 days as of this posting. She was sweet, cute with mask off. She looked scared and sky at first but warmed up to be a jewel and a keeper. I did not ask for too much but she came thru and had nice personality. No too much or little english but not a problem. She even likes getting a massage and has a nice petite body and proportional topside. Her name is Cici. Wanted to take her home with me but that would not work too well.

70+70 for an hour of fun and relaxation.

Treat her well.

Always be nice to the ladies.

HG2.

[PSmith0380]

Hola Mongers! Found these two on rubratings. I have seen them reviewed yet so I'll offer my two cents.

I had a very slow day at work and decided to see Melissa in the morning. I saw her friend Perla in the afternoon. They are beautiful! Mid to late 20's, man made tits, and great asses (pretty sure they are man made too). Anyways, they are located in an office building in Fairfax. Just a heads up, there are other people renting offices in the suite as well. The massage itself isn't anything to right home about. If I had to pick, Melissa gives a better massage. This is definitely a rub and be happy type of place. I had fun. In both dreams, both stripped down to their thong. Roaming was allowed everywhere. It was a nova finish (Melissa let me spread her ass during and Perla got on top and clapped her ass in my face) cleaned up, and off I went. Hour is 100 tipped 100. YMMV. FS is available but it will cost you $$.

Looks: 9.

Massage: 6.

Location: 6.

Finish: 8.

Rate: 6.

Care to share the actually place?

[Tmac32]

AFAIK Rubratings has been down for quite some time and you didn't post any links to these providers. Are they still around?

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/1915...c-6b3a90e88b98

[BivaGuy]

She looks and sounds amazing! But what was the damage when you visited her? fee?

I ran across Lara's ad. I thought the pics might be TGTBT but then found myself in the area and thought, why not? The voice on the phone was a sexy coo. Oh well, I thought.

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...y-rubs/2016147

The pictures are hers, with the (currently) blonde look. Tall in heels. A fabulous rack, natural feeling. They are enhanced, the photos are not. A firm body all over. A personality to make you smile and feel comfortable.

The service is as advertised. A solid massage (in lacy robe, corset and smile) with butt play and languorous HE to follow. She left me suitably drained but with fewer muscle knots.

The location is quiet, super discreet but central to Crystal City with local parking. A clean studio with subdued lighting and soft music (I've tried hotel girls with the shopping channel blaring. Puts me off my feed).

Overall. Good value, a real looker, and great for those who don't demand FS.

[JohnWarhammer]

Has anyone heard anything? I texted her no answer.

She's in Thailand with her husband for a few months, won't be back till probably November.

[PomLovesThais]

Has anyone heard anything? I texted her no answer.

[OldBoomer]

I ran across Lara's ad. I thought the pics might be TGTBT but then found myself in the area and thought, why not? The voice on the phone was a sexy coo. Oh well, I thought.

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...y-rubs/2016147

The pictures are hers, with the (currently) blonde look. Tall in heels. A fabulous rack, natural feeling. They are enhanced, the photos are not. A firm body all over. A personality to make you smile and feel comfortable.

The service is as advertised. A solid massage (in lacy robe, corset and smile) with butt play and languorous HE to follow. She left me suitably drained but with fewer muscle knots.

The location is quiet, super discreet but central to Crystal City with local parking. A clean studio with subdued lighting and soft music (I've tried hotel girls with the shopping channel blaring. Puts me off my feed).

Overall. Good value, a real looker, and great for those who don't demand FS.

I have not seen Lara in quite some time. Today that changed.

The review above is correct with one important exception; if she likes you, and you ask, there is a lot more on the menu.

First she is a CMT level provider. That said she can fuck the S* out of you if all goes well.

If she likes you, you not only get a great massage from a great looking woman, you could get FS, BJ, Anal and who knows what else. (be sure to hint at backdoor fun so she can be prepared) She is a heavier than the thin pics on the site above, but that just makes the backshots something to dream about.

She is very intelligent. You can have some fun trying out your French if you have any.

[Barkeater]

AFAIK Rubratings has been down for quite some time and you didn't post any links to these providers. Are they still around?

Hola Mongers! Found these two on rubratings. I have seen them reviewed yet so I'll offer my two cents.

I had a very slow day at work and decided to see Melissa in the morning. I saw her friend Perla in the afternoon. They are beautiful! Mid to late 20's, man made tits, and great asses (pretty sure they are man made too). Anyways, they are located in an office building in Fairfax. Just a heads up, there are other people renting offices in the suite as well. The massage itself isn't anything to right home about. If I had to pick, Melissa gives a better massage. This is definitely a rub and be happy type of place. I had fun. In both dreams, both stripped down to their thong. Roaming was allowed everywhere. It was a nova finish (Melissa let me spread her ass during and Perla got on top and clapped her ass in my face) cleaned up, and off I went. Hour is 100 tipped 100. YMMV. FS is available but it will cost you $$.

Looks: 9.

Massage: 6.

Location: 6.

Finish: 8.

Rate: 6.

[PuntaJaco43]

Hola Mongers! Found these two on rubratings. I have seen them reviewed yet so I'll offer my two cents.

I had a very slow day at work and decided to see Melissa in the morning. I saw her friend Perla in the afternoon. They are beautiful! Mid to late 20's, man made tits, and great asses (pretty sure they are man made too). Anyways, they are located in an office building in Fairfax. Just a heads up, there are other people renting offices in the suite as well. The massage itself isn't anything to right home about. If I had to pick, Melissa gives a better massage. This is definitely a rub and be happy type of place. I had fun. In both dreams, both stripped down to their thong. Roaming was allowed everywhere. It was a nova finish (Melissa let me spread her ass during and Perla got on top and clapped her ass in my face) cleaned up, and off I went. Hour is 100 tipped 100. YMMV. FS is available but it will cost you $$..

Very interesting! Where would one find this office building? Link to providers would also be helpful.

Regards.

[Tmac32]

Hola Mongers! Found these two on rubratings. I have seen them reviewed yet so I'll offer my two cents.

I had a very slow day at work and decided to see Melissa in the morning. I saw her friend Perla in the afternoon. They are beautiful! Mid to late 20's, man made tits, and great asses (pretty sure they are man made too). Anyways, they are located in an office building in Fairfax. Just a heads up, there are other people renting offices in the suite as well. The massage itself isn't anything to right home about. If I had to pick, Melissa gives a better massage. This is definitely a rub and be happy type of place. I had fun. In both dreams, both stripped down to their thong. Roaming was allowed everywhere. It was a nova finish (Melissa let me spread her ass during and Perla got on top and clapped her ass in my face) cleaned up, and off I went. Hour is 100 tipped 100. YMMV. FS is available but it will cost you $$.

Looks: 9.

Massage: 6.

Location: 6.

Finish: 8.

Rate: 6.

[Skooby]

Read a report about a heavier girl at Best. Had to try it out. The heavier the better for me LOL.

Arrived around 10 am and no one was there. I called and they said they will arrive in about 10 minutes. I waited another 15 minutes after that for them to get set. There was a older woman at the front.
Typical 40-50's Asian woman. I think she just gives massages if they're busy. The therapist was young, 22 she said. A pretty face in my opinion.

She used lotion for the massage. Which was just average. For English is really good but she seemed really really uninterested. I paid for an hour only got about 45 minutes. She kept asking me okay where do you want massage next. I kept telling her just do that normal typical swedish massage. She's asked me this like five different times. Clearly she was trying to get it over with. On the flip her HE was decent. I didn't bother trying to get the other 15 minutes, I just left. I checked my phone in my car and I saw that she was smoking on the outside and checking her phone. Total damage 80 for the "massage" and 40 tip. I won't repeat.

[MrEMonger]

TL / DR: Crappy massage w / standard finish. Won't repeat.

It's been a while since Breeze Spa in Herndon was reviewed so I figured I would stop by. When I arrived, they were at capacity so the mamasan asked me to come back in an hour. I took this a good sign and left. Later I returned and was met by late-40's to early-50's Chinese lady named YoYo. Not skinny but not fat. She had that 50 yr old Asian lady figure. Based on her clothes I could tell this was going to be a standard NOVA finish place. She wasn't horrible so I figured I'd give her a shot. Paid for 30 minutes and got on the table. When she came back in the room she was wearing a mask. If there was any doubt in my mind as to the kind of experience this was going to be, this cleared it up. She began with a very rough massage where the towel was present (between her hands / forearms and my body) at all times. As you can imagine this didn't feel great. I asked for a medium but I think she thought I said hard. Regardless I had to ask her to lighten up twice. After enduring this across my entire body and head, it was time for the flip. At this point I'm ready to leave. She offers the finish and I accept (might as well). The standard NOVA isn't really my thing unless I am excited and the technique is exquisite. Neither were the case here. Her technique was pretty terrible but I eventually was able to finish. Part of me just wanted to she how long she would go at it before giving up. Regardless, she was pleasant and winded by the end. I left her. 60 on the counter and we said our goodbyes. There was at least one other provider at the place but I don't think I'll be returning to find out if she's any better. I won't repeat.

Stay Safe,

Mr E.

[SexBear]

Come to MoCo. We have young and attractive Asians doing the same for .8.

What are the good ones in MoCo with young and attractive Asians?

[LowerBackPain]

Guys, we're very lucky as we have AMPs (Asian Massage Parlors), LMPs (Latina Massage Parlors) and we used to even have RMPs (Russian Massage Parlors) which were great while they lasted. But if anyone comes across any providers from the subcontinent (India, Pakistan, Bangladesh or Bengal) would you please PM me. A Vietnamese or Sri Lankan provider would be a welcome change of pace too. To steal a phrase, "Always be kind to the ladies."

[RickKrungThep]

Went to smooth water spa in fairfax, and it sucked. The front door was open which was weird. I had to wait for the massage to start with a lot of chatter between my older lady and a younger sounding one. She didn't tease at all or flirt. It sucked so much when I flipped I said that I'm just here for a massage which I've never done. And she didn't give me my change for the HH, charged 50 but gave 60. I passed her a twenty after 20 minutes and left. I will never go back.

Thanks for posting. Yelp gives this place 4. 5 stars as do a few dubious massage review websites. I give it 2 stars. I first tried to go here a few years ago when I moved back in the area. When I came through the door a grandmother took me into the back massage room and flirted with me. I asked her where the younger girls were that were in the pictures in the advertisements on multiple websites. She told me those are just pictures. I bolted. She tried to get me to stay by saying another lady was there to give me a massage. I never looked back. They were following down the hall to the lower lobby! That was well before the lockdown. During the lockdown I think it was one of the only places that was open initially. So I gave in another try, which I keep doing due to its proximity to where I live and semi-private entrance on the back of the building. There was a petite lady there who gave "the best" massage + HE. She was gone in a few weeks back to NY I suppose. It has been hit or miss. About a month ago I had a very good massage from an older lady (40's). Nice chat as well since here English was good. HE was included. I made sure to tip well. As I read earlier, I have had a few of the younger ladies there for a massage which was not very good and am not sure where they learned some of their techniques. I almost had to laugh when one youngster split my legs so they were hanging off the table in a most uncomfortable position. She did not say much until it was time for her tip, then I got a hug and a smile. Well, sometimes I am just in the mood to see how bad it can be in comparison to my time living in Asia. And that was like paradise. That is my dream.