Massage Parlor Reports

[Loti66]

Just saw an Instagram about Aloha Massage on 185. It looks legit. Anyone tried?

[WarpFactor69]

So went to a legit massage appointment at my gym today. Need some serious work. However, when she started working on my glutes I started to spread my legs a bit and my brain was already going to next step of lifting my hips! I caught myself before she even noticed.

Not a report but thought some of you would enjoy my Wednesday stupidity.

Did you turn the towel into a tent? LOL.

[Smith1968]

So went to a legit massage appointment at my gym today. Need some serious work. However, when she started working on my glutes I started to spread my legs a bit and my brain was already going to next step of lifting my hips! I caught myself before she even noticed.

Not a report but thought some of you would enjoy my Wednesday stupidity.

[OneOne9]

Stopped by Marina on marine drive. I didn't stay only saw 1 average looking 40 plus..

Is this the one just east of I5? If so, you saved me a recon.

[Bhanson475]

Stopped by Marina on marine drive. I didn't stay only saw 1 average looking 40 plus.

Does anyone have any info on this place.

Sunflower on 4th plain. Open menu.

Eastern saw Mia open menu. Decent massage.

[ButtMan343]

Anyone par tased in this place? I see they have a table shower too. Thanks.

[WarpFactor69]

Healthy on 82, between Woodstock and Foster: two attractive ladies here, between 33-38. Didn't have time to stay, but I'd be happy with either.

Angel, Hall at Locust: one average looking one, one more attractive, with long wavy hair. Going back soon to properly check her out.

Skylight on Barbur, between Safeway and Fred Meyer: short cute fun girl with great tits. I would repeat.

182nd, between Division and Stark, just north of county health clinic: this is the place where you park in the back and walk downstairs. The last two times I was there, I encountered attractive, engaging women between 28 and 35. I will return.

[MisterJimmy]

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[k__rat]

Just left a place with a 19-year-old and a 22-year-old and both were smoking. Literally models.

I don't think this carries much credibility when a) you don't name this mysterious place, b) you don't provide even the barest hint of what service you received and c) you don't mention what you paid. Methinks thou doth protest too much.

It's a little hard to believe that you're the only guy on the whole board hooking up with model-quality girls almost every time you go out.

The again, I just got back from a place filled with hotties too. College girls, mostly. Super hot, greeted at door by a 19 year old in skimpy tight clothes. Went to the back room and worked up a sweat with a few girls and I didn't even pay them anything. I pumped hard and was grunting like an animal and now I'm spent. I do this a few times a week. If you want to try it out yourself the place was my local gym and we were all just lifting weights together.

[TigardMale]

I just noticed a new AMP just off of the southernmost Wilsonville exit, right next to Juan Colorado and behind Starbucks.

Has anyone checked it out yet?

Wilsonville has not had any AMPs up till now to my knowledge so perhaps there is some new fun to be had between Tualitan and Salem??

I stopped by and was greeted by an attractive young thing. First sticker shock was. 8 for hour. But I had gone in prepared to think with the little head because I too was curious. Was a decent massage with standard ending and UTC roaming. She was cute and I was horny so I tipped more than I should have. Was fun, but I can have more fun at other places for the same out of pocket.

[WarpFactor69]

Just left a place with a 19-year-old and a 22-year-old and both were smoking. Literally models. There are so many posts on here about Portland being granny city. Of course when a granny greets me I am out the door but there are at least 10 places That I can think of right now where girls are fine as hell and range from 19 to 31. I caught a lot of heat from many people on here saying that my review of a new place in Keizer was BS. Its absolutely was 100% true. Anyhow we all know how a girl could be here one day and gone the next. The point of this post is that there are so many great options in our city, now Orlando is the Mecca, The Portland is damn good too. Good luck!

Agree that shops rotate girls. Sometimes one you saw today is gone tomorrow. Please share the 10 places including the one you went to today.

[MrBigPdx]

Just left a place with a 19-year-old and a 22-year-old and both were smoking. Literally models. There are so many posts on here about Portland being granny city. Of course when a granny greets me I am out the door but there are at least 10 places That I can think of right now where girls are fine as hell and range from 19 to 31. I caught a lot of heat from many people on here saying that my review of a new place in Keizer was BS. Its absolutely was 100% true. Anyhow we all know how a girl could be here one day and gone the next. The point of this post is that there are so many great options in our city, now Orlando is the Mecca, The Portland is damn good too. Good luck!

[CoSolo]

There used to be a girl there name Pei or something like that.

She was the best. So beautiful and lots of fun. She Reminded me of a young.

Yoko ono. I've gone back a few times and she's gone. I wish I could see her again. She was so great.

I've had ok times with others at Tranquility too.

For non FS, no haggle tranquility is decent. Not the youngest or prettiest, but not ugly or granny either. Pleasant, fun attitude. Typically I get asked what type of massage I prefer. Last time I was asked about HE technique and what she should do as the guy is cumming. She was trying to prefect her service. I tip. 4 and they usually don't even count it, but just thank me.

[OneOne9]

As a newbie at that time, Tranq was my regular go to. Years ago I followed yoyo there as she came from another location. She had the large bra. She still there?

I'm curious, did this Yoyo stuff the large bra with padding?

[Pdx503]

As a newbie at that time, Tranq was my regular go to. Years ago I followed yoyo there as she came from another location. She had the large bra. She still there?

For non FS, no haggle tranquility is decent. Not the youngest or prettiest, but not ugly or granny either. Pleasant, fun attitude. Typically I get asked what type of massage I prefer. Last time I was asked about HE technique and what she should do as the guy is cumming. She was trying to prefect her service. I tip. 4 and they usually don't even count it, but just thank me.