Massage Parlor Reports

[PuntaJaco43]

After that debacle at the Four Seasons with the two witches I needed some tender love and care. I had to get down and dirt with someone. So, I had this magnificent dream about Lulu. In my dream Lulu is working at the Golden Therapy spa. Formally Franconia Wellness where I spent many a session with my ATF and the love of my life, Joy. Joy has since moved on and is now Nicole. I was curious as to whom may be working there so I went over and met Lulu. Lulu is a bit older but is pleasant and accommodating. On my first visit weeks ago, she allowed some DATY and then we finished up with a well administered HJ. She never asked for money up front, which was a relief. In the end I tipped $100. She was happy and told me that I could have a more imaginary dream on my next visit. I could tell there was more with this one.

In my second dream, I visit but she does not remember me, it took a little while. I was worried that things would not come my way so when she left the room to get my change, I lay $150 on the table. Once she returns the massage starts. She is in loose shorts and is right in front of me, so I take the opportunity to slowly slide my hand up between her legs. She helps by spreading a tad so that I have plenty of room to roam. She disrobes and jumps on my back with some cream in hand. I turn her over and I start from her neck and work my way down. What I really want, and need is a BBBJ. I don't ask in fear that she will say no. I get up on my knees and pull her up so that she is on her knees facing me. I am holding onto her ample C cups and slowly pull her down. I gently load the torpedo and she start a gentle motion that I accelerate by moving her back and forth while holding her breast. She stops raises up and turns around so that she is now up on all fours. She says, "this is the way I like it. " OMG what a difference and new provider can make. By this time, I am so erect, standing straight up. I bend over and start to poke; she was going to give it up, but I pulled back. I didn't know her that well and it was better to be safe; thank goodness this was only a dream.

Great lady and a nice quite uninterrupted atmosphere. I highly recommend her on a rainy, cold and cloudy day when you are in a melancholy mood.

Lulu:

5 in looks.

7 in body; I am giving her an extra point for her nice naturals.

5 in personality, but she is conversational buy not that interesting.

10 in attitude but YMMV.

Regards.

[Djmd1]

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/1915...c-6b3a90e88b98

I think they took the ad down.

[TheRabbit]

After checking out the review on this board, I decided to give this a try. First the location is crazy. Located in a office building that reminds me of the Latina spa in Tyson's. Same set up, but this place is colder and very empty. Had to meet in the hall and follow to the large office suite.

The girl does have huge butt and boobs, that are obviously enhanced to a cartoonish look. The room is cold with an abundance of window light, so if you like it dimmed for mood, forget it. The lady I met speak almost zero English and does try to communicate with her phone. 1 hour massage is 100 anything more cost more with an open menu. She wanted 300 for FS, but will negotiate down.

We did the deed, nothing to exciting to bring me back. Once session was over let out of room and had to navigate myself to finding my way out.

In closing very nice lady and I think her sister works with her. I won't return, it's definitely YMMV.

You got a link to this place so I can find it?

[XxWhole]

After checking out the review on this board, I decided to give this a try. First the location is crazy. Located in a office building that reminds me of the Latina spa in Tyson's. Same set up, but this place is colder and very empty. Had to meet in the hall and follow to the large office suite.

The girl does have huge butt and boobs, that are obviously enhanced to a cartoonish look. The room is cold with an abundance of window light, so if you like it dimmed for mood, forget it. The lady I met speak almost zero English and does try to communicate with her phone. 1 hour massage is 100 anything more cost more with an open menu. She wanted 300 for FS, but will negotiate down.

We did the deed, nothing to exciting to bring me back. Once session was over let out of room and had to navigate myself to finding my way out.

In closing very nice lady and I think her sister works with her. I won't return, it's definitely YMMV.

Is this review for Melissa and Perla, who were reviewed past few days? What was total damage for FS you negotiated down from $$.

[Jim Rob]

After checking out the review on this board, I decided to give this a try. First the location is crazy. Located in a office building that reminds me of the Latina spa in Tyson's. Same set up, but this place is colder and very empty. Had to meet in the hall and follow to the large office suite.

The girl does have huge butt and boobs, that are obviously enhanced to a cartoonish look. The room is cold with an abundance of window light, so if you like it dimmed for mood, forget it. The lady I met speak almost zero English and does try to communicate with her phone. 1 hour massage is 100 anything more cost more with an open menu. She wanted 300 for FS, but will negotiate down.

We did the deed, nothing to exciting to bring me back. Once session was over let out of room and had to navigate myself to finding my way out.

In closing very nice lady and I think her sister works with her. I won't return, it's definitely YMMV.

[PuntaJaco43]

Several weeks ago, I happened upon the Four Seasons spa on Little River Turnpike. I could see their massage sign from the road, the entrance is partially blocked by shade trees and is nicely tucked away making this a discreet location.

I visited on a Thursday around 11 am. I was not planning to stay. I just want to see who would answer the door. I drove up parked walked up and rang the bell. This gorgeous Korean woman answers. She is in heels and a cocktail dress. Probably 38-40 years old. She remined me of Sissy when she worked at Kings and would dress like this. (She's Linda now at Angel, Fairfax). She motioned for me to enter but I declined and told her that I want a card so that I could call for a reservation. She thrust a card at me and said, "you don't need a reservation!" I thanked her and then asked her name, then she shuts the door in my face before I could utter another word. What! "Who would do that?" I left and thought it over and forgot about it, but I was determined to revisit. This woman was having a bad day and was just taking it out on me. She was gorgeous, I need to take a chance.

The following week I return same day same time and am greeted by another attractive woman. Her name is Niki. High heels and a cocktail dress. Hair teased up like Elvira, "Mistress of the Dark"; she doesn't look as good as Elvira but similar. I pay the $80, she comes back in boots; now she is not that as attractive and much shorter. She leads me back to the TS. The TS takes 15 minutes, she rubbed and scrubbed and during that time I managed to get only a few words out of her. Why was this taking so long? Then I realized she was trying to, "Run out the clock. " Once done she leads me back to the room, tells me to lay flat down, informs me that she will be back soon and then tosses the damp towel on my back after I mentioned that I was cold. When she returns, she moves my arms down to my side, takes a hand full of cream, hops up on my back and starts to massage me. Unlike some therapists that will sit and straddle your but, ever so slowly, grinding their crotch into your but bone; this one was up on her knees, and had my arms pinned so that I could not move them or grab at her. She had the routine planned. She was in that position, God bless her, for 30 minutes. By this time, the arousal had long worn out. She flipped me over with 10 miutes on the clock. We looked at each other. I put my arms out and said, "is this it?" She looks at junior; by this time JR. Had had enough and was uninterested. She makes the HJ motion, so I politely grabbed at her thigh. She pushed my hand away, looks at me as if I had just groped her in public and said, "$120" , and stuck her hand out, almost in my face; I got up and paid it.

She undresses and starts with the HJ job, but I wanted more so I pulled her towards be and hoisted her onto my face in a 69 position. She was not helping but not resisting. At one point she had her knee on my face and I had move her into the correct position. Way too much cream but she got me off after a few minutes. I came a lot; she gets up, gets dressed and dabs me off with a tissue. No hot towel nor a smile. I get dressed, she gives me a bottle of water, I tell her that she Is not very friendly, and she replies, "I don't know you. " She got me!

Niki is 7 in the face 7 body, 0 personality and less than a 0 in attitude.

Has anyone else met these two witches? Maybe it was just me. Love to hear your opinion and comments.

Believe it or not I revisit. I will post the results shortly.

Regards.

[Member #6804]

Finally got around to seeing Karol who advertises on CL, who JimBliss reviewed about a month ago. She advertises on CL as RELAXING AND LYMPHATIC MASSAGE. She doesn't seem to have an ad up at the moment but I'm sure she'll be back. I met her at her apartment right off Columbia Pike (coincidentally right across the street from Gabrielle's apartment, another independent latina).

Karol is the girl in the ads although I'd say they are pretty flattering compared to reality. She's fairly young, short and stout. Big ass and boobs but not very voluptuous. She was dressed in workout clothes and covered in tats. Not exactly my type but far from a turn off. She was warm and friendly, happy to make small talk when I wanted but kept quiet if I didn't initiate. We talked a bit about her native Colombia and she offered to make me arepas next time. English was good.

Apartment was a little messy, she took me in the back room and told me to undress to my comfort. I stripped naked and put the towel over myself but quickly into the massage asked if I could remove it which she was happy to agree to. The massage was very thorough and fairly hard. I did not feel short changed at all. There was no teasing while I was on my front.

On the flip she asked if I wanted a towel and I declined. She continued to massage but more of a relaxing massage at that point. She didn't touch anything inappropriate but she came close enough that I felt comfortable asking her to finish me off.

Unfortunately, this is where things took a turn. She told me it was extra to which I said fine but then she quoted me $100 for hand finish. I said I'd pay that for mouth but she said that was $150. I managed to negotiate down to $80 for hand, which at least included her stripping down to just a thong, but it was still a bummer and a stronger willed man than I would have walked. Worst she made me get the cash before I started which I didn't appreciate either.

Finish was good, she allowed sucking her breasts, rubbing her ass and sneaking a finger past the thong, which led to a pretty fast conclusion. Afterwards she cleaned me off and finished with a face massage so I got my full time if not a little more.

Still the negotiations left a bad taste in my mouth and I don't plan to return. In fact, I'm going to take a break from the hobby for a bit after this one so I probably won't see any PMs for a while. Hopefully she puts up an ad soon so you can get her number if you want to check her out, or maybe the aforementioned previous reviewer can help you.

[XxWhole]

Hola Mongers! Found these two on rubratings. I have seen them reviewed yet so I'll offer my two cents.

I had a very slow day at work and decided to see Melissa in the morning. I saw her friend Perla in the afternoon. They are beautiful! Mid to late 20's, man made tits, and great asses (pretty sure they are man made too). Anyways, they are located in an office building in Fairfax. Just a heads up, there are other people renting offices in the suite as well. The massage itself isn't anything to right home about. If I had to pick, Melissa gives a better massage. This is definitely a rub and be happy type of place. I had fun. In both dreams, both stripped down to their thong. Roaming was allowed everywhere. It was a nova finish (Melissa let me spread her ass during and Perla got on top and clapped her ass in my face) cleaned up, and off I went. Hour is 100 tipped 100. YMMV. FS is available but it will cost you $$.

Looks: 9.

Massage: 6.

Location: 6.

Finish: 8.

Rate: 6.

They look amazing in their pics. Were they reviewed previously. I would wonder why, if not. Any one can share FS experience with them? Please pm if that's better.

[RubLover21]

She looks and sounds amazing! But what was the damage when you visited her? fee?

Her fee is as advertised on the day. You may find yourself with an irresistible urge to tip.

[Happy Guy 2]

Stopped into Comfort Spot in Fairfax. Needed some relaxing relief. Rejected first girl. Looked chubby and piggy. MMSAN came out said try other girl. Looked nice slim young ish but in sweatpants could not tell much.

Long story short, she had been there only 2 days. So 4 days as of this posting. She was sweet, cute with mask off. She looked scared and sky at first but warmed up to be a jewel and a keeper. I did not ask for too much but she came thru and had nice personality. No too much or little english but not a problem. She even likes getting a massage and has a nice petite body and proportional topside. Her name is Cici. Wanted to take her home with me but that would not work too well.

70+70 for an hour of fun and relaxation.

Treat her well.

Always be nice to the ladies.

HG2.

[PSmith0380]

Hola Mongers! Found these two on rubratings. I have seen them reviewed yet so I'll offer my two cents.

I had a very slow day at work and decided to see Melissa in the morning. I saw her friend Perla in the afternoon. They are beautiful! Mid to late 20's, man made tits, and great asses (pretty sure they are man made too). Anyways, they are located in an office building in Fairfax. Just a heads up, there are other people renting offices in the suite as well. The massage itself isn't anything to right home about. If I had to pick, Melissa gives a better massage. This is definitely a rub and be happy type of place. I had fun. In both dreams, both stripped down to their thong. Roaming was allowed everywhere. It was a nova finish (Melissa let me spread her ass during and Perla got on top and clapped her ass in my face) cleaned up, and off I went. Hour is 100 tipped 100. YMMV. FS is available but it will cost you $$.

Looks: 9.

Massage: 6.

Location: 6.

Finish: 8.

Rate: 6.

Care to share the actually place?

[Tmac32]

AFAIK Rubratings has been down for quite some time and you didn't post any links to these providers. Are they still around?

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/1915...c-6b3a90e88b98

[BivaGuy]

She looks and sounds amazing! But what was the damage when you visited her? fee?

I ran across Lara's ad. I thought the pics might be TGTBT but then found myself in the area and thought, why not? The voice on the phone was a sexy coo. Oh well, I thought.

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...y-rubs/2016147

The pictures are hers, with the (currently) blonde look. Tall in heels. A fabulous rack, natural feeling. They are enhanced, the photos are not. A firm body all over. A personality to make you smile and feel comfortable.

The service is as advertised. A solid massage (in lacy robe, corset and smile) with butt play and languorous HE to follow. She left me suitably drained but with fewer muscle knots.

The location is quiet, super discreet but central to Crystal City with local parking. A clean studio with subdued lighting and soft music (I've tried hotel girls with the shopping channel blaring. Puts me off my feed).

Overall. Good value, a real looker, and great for those who don't demand FS.

[JohnWarhammer]

Has anyone heard anything? I texted her no answer.

She's in Thailand with her husband for a few months, won't be back till probably November.

[PomLovesThais]

Has anyone heard anything? I texted her no answer.