Massage Parlor Reports

[Swarlos]

Posting a couple back to back to catch up on recent dreams, recently visited an independent masseuse, you can find her ad on rub maps. I've been seeing this provider for years, she's not a model by any means but she has a nice ass and is good at what she does. She has very good comms and typically offers half hour for $. Very reliable provider and recommended if you need the relaxation.

[BroNicny]

Late post. Visited FL for work on 9/22. Comm responds next day, vid chat to athecate. Visited my room. Very beautiful and a real sweetheart, English not very strong but enough to carry a convo. Amazing body, into it from the begin, BBBJ, CG / Mish / DS. Amazing view from the back. Repeated with her 3 days later. Same performance. Hope she is OK after the hurricane.

Sorry, this posting was meant for (Positive Escort Reviews).

[Swarlos]

Still new to posting on here, but had a dream with Caribbean scar a few weeks back, went twice in one month. She's no longer UTR and she has some posts out there if you want to look her up.

She has an amazing body, huge thick ass and tits to match. Her massage is $. 50 for half and $$. 5 for the hour, you can always negotiate a bit after you've seen her a few times. The massage is amazing, she really takes care of you and is worth a visit, despite the slightly high coins.

[Swarlos]

First time posting on this forum, thanks to all the reviews, I was finally able to have a dream at MM. It was definitely worth all of the hype, was given Erica, nice tits and small ass but very cute overall. Started with a TS, she made sure to scrub every inch. Went back to the room for some BBBJ and finished in a couple of other positions. Overall great time, looking forward to visiting again.

[Jack1964]

AS the title says first timer tryna find a AMP but I'm not sure how one goes about asking for the dream stuff when I go to one.

Go to the top 3 hand over 2 $$ and the rest is awesome. Simple.

[AnonMike56]

AS the title says first timer tryna find a AMP but I'm not sure how one goes about asking for the dream stuff when I go to one.

[BKoobs]

Nice review! Sounds like a good new option for that side of town.

I went and checked this place out. Wow! I saw Candy. Super sexy. Her BBJ is fantastic. While I was waiting 2 other mongers came in. Candy brought in another girl to say hi. Got to fondle her and her a sample BBJ from her. This place competes with Milk. Go to see another girl when I was leaving in the room. Got to fondle her as well. You gents needs to go here asap.

[ThatBroThere]

Sailor Moon is back at MM. I saw her last night.

I always like her style. She is half Japanese and half Chinese. She is young, cute, super sexy and special.

What does she look like? Is she hotter than kiki?

[JayJayTwo]

Okay, then. To your point. I am thinking about trying Kiki (I missed her the first time around). Hence, I ask my brethren:

1. Assuming I am not viewing Kiki through Booty Goggles.

2. Assuming I am only mildly afflicted with yellow fever.

2. Assuming C J Miles is a 10 (the Filipina model, not the basketball player) - https://www.instagram.com/misscjmiles/.

3. How would an ordinary, reasonable prudent monger -- who was not drunk -- rate Kiki?

$200 rides on your answer.

Thank you for your support.

I don't know Kiki, but I've met CJ Miles through a mutual friend and I do not find her attractive. She takes the ABG (Asian Baby Girl) thing way too far. I much prefer Lotusbombb (also met in person through same friend) who tones down the ABG a bit.

CF cites CJ Miles as a 10 while Footy says nope, Lotusbombb is hotter. The point being, of course, that this is all highly subjective, one guys 10 is another guys 4. To be clear, I'm not saying one is wrong and the other is right, I'm just saying we all see things differently. For me personally, I'd go with Lotusbombb, I'd agree with Footy's assessment on CJ, she's had too much work done for my preferences, though I can certainly see why many guys would find her the better choice.

[JakeMaker]

I don't know Kiki, but I've met CJ Miles through a mutual friend and I do not find her attractive. She takes the ABG (Asian Baby Girl) thing way too far. I much prefer Lotusbombb (also met in person through same friend) who tones down the ABG a bit.

If you don't think CJ Miles is hot, I too will gladly take your discards as well. If Kiki is even close I'll be pretty happy at Milk. Is this really the caliber of girls they have there? Petite with big breasts?

[BroNicny]

Late post. Visited FL for work on 9/22. Comm responds next day, vid chat to athecate. Visited my room. Very beautiful and a real sweetheart, English not very strong but enough to carry a convo. Amazing body, into it from the begin, BBBJ, CG / Mish / DS. Amazing view from the back. Repeated with her 3 days later. Same performance. Hope she is OK after the hurricane.

[MaskedPeter]

Sailor Moon is back at MM. I saw her last night.

I always like her style. She is half Japanese and half Chinese. She is young, cute, super sexy and special.

[FootyFanatic14]

I'm happy to take your discards. LOL. Did you meet her in Vegas? She was a bit prettier before all the plastic. I'll grant that.

I met them in Miami last year. My high school classmate was roommates with Lotusbombb and we hung out at their place one night. It was rather tame knowing the stuff they get down to, but they were nice and cool to hang out with in a regular setting. Although it was quite interesting recognizing the couch we were sitting on and taking a nap on in some of her OF videos LOL.

[Nightowl21]

60 HJ is still above current market pricing (extenuating circumstances notwithstanding). As soon as she copped that kind of attitude, I would have grabbed my stuff and split. I'd rather rub one out myself and save the money / unpleasant experience, rather than get a bad attitude HJ.

Just responded to this to keep it higher up so more dudes see it STOP overpaying! There was nothing wrong with his offer at all, and he basically threw away around $120-$140 depending on the house fee, because she got $10 less? Fuck that. Hate the negotiations too.

[Nightowl21]

Finally saw Tiffany at King Spa. She was moderately attractive, nowhere near the goddess some of the guys on here claim. If I'm being honest she's 5-6.

We skipped the table shower and went straight to work, mostly because there was a disgusting smell in the hallways. She gave me a pretty good BBBJ and then we went for a few positions before I busted and she offered me a massage to finish. The session was nothing spectacular And I was a little disappointed that I passed on MILK and meeting the frequently mentioned, KIKI.

I understand that looks are subjective but some of you gentlemen throw the "she's a 10/ HOT" around a little too much. Maybe I'm just a picky bastard but I'm often left disappointed when the girl has been hyped up too much. I definitely wouldn't repeat.

Nice to see an honest, if not popular opinion on here. That has happened to me a few times and I didn't report on it, even though I probably should have to at least give a bit of a pause to dudes about to spend $200+ on a session. I just didn't want the backlash like happens if you say something about Avalon or Maitland Mom and a few others. Nothing wrong with them and they may be great people but for that $ and not going that often it sucks when you get there and it's a big letdown. I was all amped up to see a girl raved about on here so I go and the girl that came in said she was her and I actually though I was getting the old bait and switch. Older than the descriptions and to me, meh. Luckily, a second girl came in, that I liked much better look wise, and did a phenomenal DUO session, guess it was slow. That made it well worth it. I had only brought the $200 needed and she was fine with it, just said bring a little more for next time. So I had no problem with the girl that had been reviewed on here and service was great, just temper the reviews on looks to facts, not on a curve because you haven't got laid in a loooong time and you are used to cracked out SW's, LOL. It's amusing reading a lot of the reviews in the negative escort section about very subpar experiences or even rip offs and then click on the link and DAM, what were they even thinking? There are some mongers PAYING to bang some FUGLY ass girls, but to each their own. I'm not judging, but like you, I am very picky, as I am sure most on here are. $2-$250 is a lot of money, especially when guys finish a crappy session and then go right to their second choice that would have been their first, except for an overeager review of a less desirable provider that got overhyped on here.

So, sorry so long, the main reason I chimed in is because Tiff was going to be my next visit because I had read the reviews and had been waiting for her to return, so thanks again for the honesty. Good luck on future sessions.