Massage Parlor Reports

[WarpFactor69]

I am walking distance from sunflower in nw Portland area on Quimby. Is it worth checking out?

Many places change girls monthly, so you have nothing to lose by visiting there. If you don't like what you see today, come back in a month.

Let us know what happens.

[TwoPop]

Went to a new place. New to me at least. House massage? Hardly a house though but not a storefront or apartment. Cute girl around 45-50 named May or Mei, not sure. Cute great personality decent massage. So anyway she's doing cowgirl and I hear someone say hello from outside the door, looked at her and signaled at the door. She just ignored it and keeps riding so I'm like okay no problem they'll go away. Not! A few minutes later the door to the room starts to open. Fully expecting LE at this point. I yell "get out!" Door closes dude leaves. Funny thing is she didn't even miss a stroke. Just kept going. Really sweet girl. Was pretty much down for anything sans BBFS. Place and location are a little sketchy and hard to find. Driven right passed it twice. Pricing is typical 50/70. Tip is also typical. Didn't expect it until after which, is nice. Some negotiations but still reasonable. Wouldn't go at night. But will go again soon.

Is this the one on Brooklyn St?

[OakRaiders89]

I am walking distance from sunflower in nw Portland area on Quimby. Is it worth checking out?

[WarpFactor69]

Went to a new place. New to me at least. House massage? Hardly a house though but not a storefront or apartment. Cute girl around 45-50 named May or Mei, not sure. Cute great personality decent massage. So anyway she's doing cowgirl and I hear someone say hello from outside the door, looked at her and signaled at the door. She just ignored it and keeps riding so I'm like okay no problem they'll go away. Not! A few minutes later the door to the room starts to open. Fully expecting LE at this point. I yell "get out!" Door closes dude leaves. Funny thing is she didn't even miss a stroke. Just kept going. Really sweet girl. Was pretty much down for anything sans BBFS. Place and location are a little sketchy and hard to find. Driven right passed it twice. Pricing is typical 50/70. Tip is also typical. Didn't expect it until after which, is nice. Some negotiations but still reasonable. Wouldn't go at night. But will go again soon.

Are you going to identify the name or the location of the place?

[AverageJoseph]

I thought only Cici works there?

Cici doesn't work there at all. She's in an apartment. Should have saw this coming.

[Dexxzy]

Went to a new place. New to me at least. House massage? Hardly a house though but not a storefront or apartment. Cute girl around 45-50 named May or Mei, not sure. Cute great personality decent massage.

I thought only Cici works there?

[MisterJimmy]

Went to a new place. New to me at least. House massage? Hardly a house though but not a storefront or apartment. Cute girl around 45-50 named May or Mei, not sure. Cute great personality decent massage. So anyway she's doing cowgirl and I hear someone say hello from outside the door, looked at her and signaled at the door. She just ignored it and keeps riding so I'm like okay no problem they'll go away. Not! A few minutes later the door to the room starts to open. Fully expecting LE at this point. I yell "get out!" Door closes dude leaves. Funny thing is she didn't even miss a stroke. Just kept going. Really sweet girl. Was pretty much down for anything sans BBFS. Place and location are a little sketchy and hard to find. Driven right passed it twice. Pricing is typical 50/70. Tip is also typical. Didn't expect it until after which, is nice. Some negotiations but still reasonable. Wouldn't go at night. But will go again soon.

Great write up! Extremely useful for once. Others can learn from this. Could you at least narrow the location down to OR or WA for us? Thanks!

[Pdx503]

You can always google the acronyms and it will normally drive you to urban dictionary for most explanations.

Also on the home page of this site, there is a Terms and Abbreviations section.

I've been reading the reviews a lot on here and it seems there are plenty of places to choose from for a first time. I am also reading a lot and so many acronyms I do not understand what so ever haha (it'll come with time I guess).

Was just wondering on some recommendations on a parlor that maybe you wished you went to the first time. I live in the Tabor area and something close to that would be preferred.

Also how would I go about the wording on the phone when making the appointment? Anything specific I should ask to see if they "offer."

I'm a 30 M and would like to keep it in that range if possible.

I see I should have 200 on me and that's no problem.

Thanks ahead of time, all your reviews has been very helpful.

[AverageJoseph]

Went to a new place. New to me at least. House massage? Hardly a house though but not a storefront or apartment. Cute girl around 45-50 named May or Mei, not sure. Cute great personality decent massage. So anyway she's doing cowgirl and I hear someone say hello from outside the door, looked at her and signaled at the door. She just ignored it and keeps riding so I'm like okay no problem they'll go away. Not! A few minutes later the door to the room starts to open. Fully expecting LE at this point. I yell "get out!" Door closes dude leaves. Funny thing is she didn't even miss a stroke. Just kept going. Really sweet girl. Was pretty much down for anything sans BBFS. Place and location are a little sketchy and hard to find. Driven right passed it twice. Pricing is typical 50/70. Tip is also typical. Didn't expect it until after which, is nice. Some negotiations but still reasonable. Wouldn't go at night. But will go again soon.

[GoodTimes9669]

What is everyone's favorite in the Hazel Dell or BG area? I have my usuals that I go to I'm a different part of town, but I have some free time in this area this week.

I'm a sucker for a solid massage, lots of teasing and ass rubbing. Standard HE is perfect. Ideally no haggling and attractive ladies too. Thanks I'm advance for any info.

I haven't had any luck in BG, which location was this?

[GoodTimes9669]

Recently I stopped in. They had two providers, one was busy and the one that greeted me was larger than I prefer. 60/60 40/30 + 10 for TS. I moved on.

I actually decided to partake. Would not recommend, completely rushed and complained during the visit that her arms were tired.

[Aeris420]

Just how big and nasty would you like. Do you want FS or just a handy and would 45-50 yo work? A big ass usually comes with a big gut.

I know it comes with a big gut and I'm good with it. Handy work is all I want and some women age well (and some horribly).

[k__rat]

Just how big and nasty would you like. Do you want FS or just a handy and would 45-50 work? A big ass usually comes with a big gut.

I'm not the guy that was looking for a big ass. I just would like to be on the table and explore some really big melons for a change.

45-50 is not necessarily a barrier for me, especially considering my own advanced age. Hah. I'm not looking that hard for this experience but my usual preference is BBBJ, not FS. A handy might work for a one-off if she has really great tits and knows what she is doing, but blowing would be ideal. But it's all predicated on my finding someone I find attractive to begin one which is a little hard for me to predict in advance. I find some some big women to be smoking hot while others are just gross. I never find a hanging FUPA attractive. In the porn world I think Samantha Anderson is the gold standard for the “big girl” kind of figure I like. Big Asian girls sadly tend to be the latter for me.

Sounds like you have someone in mind so I'll take any references under consideration. If so, it might be better to have this conversation via pm.

[OneOne9]

I've never seen anything close to that at the AMPs I've been to. I wouldn't mind finding a provider with some huge floppy tits to play with even if she's BBW but again, nothing close to that has shown up on the AMPs. Post if you find one. Sometimes a change of pace can be fun.

Just how big and nasty would you like. Do you want FS or just a handy and would 45-50 yo work? A big ass usually comes with a big gut.

[k__rat]

I'm looking for BBW-sized ladies with a large backside. Any input would be greatly appreciated.

I've never seen anything close to that at the AMPs I've been to. I wouldn't mind finding a provider with some huge floppy tits to play with even if she's BBW but again, nothing close to that has shown up on the AMPs. Post if you find one. Sometimes a change of pace can be fun.