Massage Parlor Reports

[WayDownThere]

Decided to take a chance an AMP that have little / no online reviews...

I left out some key info on purpose. This took place two weeks ago; not a fantasy or fictitious report. This AMP is operating under the radar and probably should be kept that way. Plus, the girls there seemed very cautious of LE and blatant online reviews. Interested senior members and regular contributors can PM me for details. Not all PMs will receive a response. I will share with those I believe can keep this place and the girl unnamed.

An update: I received a number of PMs this week for more details, which I gave to those who are contributing members and who seemed discreet. Then this morning I called the AMP to set up an appointment with the MT for my second visit with her. However, the woman on the phone told me she quit and no longer works there. I'm shocked that she only lasted there 3-4 weeks, and is now gone. So I'm here to apologize to those who I PM'ed the details on this MT and AMP if, in fact, she is gone for good. Turned out that I may have unknowingly given you info that is now obsolete. I had only wanted to share my finding of what I considered a unicorn, as a way to pay back the useful info I got from reading your posts on this forum over the years. Those of you I provided the shop info, if you call them, they may say the same thing they said to me today. Again, my apology.

[Slammer6008]

I know Susan doesn't work there anymore I was going to give it a try later on today has anybody tried Cici. Sorry boys I'm not working for a certified massage therapist. Looking for a ball handling therapist.

So I rolled the dice and went to this other place! Found me a unicorn👍.

[AlecS]

Well I tried Andy Linda and Anna but all were busy (one booked for 2 hours).

Tried a new and wow what an amazing tease.

I thought it was boring the first half had zero tease. None.

Then she wiped my ass and balls with a towel.

After that she lightly teased ass and the boys for a long time.

Good massage on ass, spanked and laughed for flip.

On flip she oiled my chest slowly and lightly and teased down there.

Inserted her finger for prostate and other hand on JR.

MT name please, you had a great session!

[RubMePls]

Well I tried Andy Linda and Anna but all were busy (one booked for 2 hours).

Tried a new and wow what an amazing tease.

I thought it was boring the first half had zero tease. None.

Then she wiped my ass and balls with a towel.

After that she lightly teased ass and the boys for a long time.

Good massage on ass, spanked and laughed for flip.

On flip she oiled my chest slowly and lightly and teased down there.

Inserted her finger for prostate and other hand on JR.

Very light soft strokes then into more aggressive.

Allowed me to touch under her shirt and bra.

She put on glove and went deeper down there. After she removed glove and just went in normally.

She did mention and said. 6 for good service at the start, but in a polite way.

She saw I was having trouble staying hard, I put my face against her ass while standing and she sawJR got up right away.

I asked her to sit on my face and she did. Holy shit hahaha I loved this I got super hard and came all over for her.

Gave me a kiss, got her number and I'm looking forward to next time.

😋.

She smelled really good down there no idea what perfume she used LOL.

[Slammer6008]

I know Susan doesn't work there anymore I was going to give it a try later on today has anybody tried Cici. Sorry boys I'm not working for a certified massage therapist. Looking for a ball handling therapist.

[Chuponaso]

Any one knows of they close or relocate.

[Sound7]

Class A facility may provide the environment but the real skill is TCM training provided onsite and offsite. Having CMT helps in understanding the basic of massage system (minimum 500 hrs combination training).

Not been to YZ.

I like BW for the cleanliness, the iron clad appointments (98% and the tease. But honestly speaking, I feel get an equal or better massage at SH and several other nearby shops. In fact, many girls at SH will break a sweat working so hard giving you a massage, which never happens at BW. And the massage script is more complicated and longer at SH and other places, because so much time at BW is spent on the signature tease. More generally there are two classes of MP's. Class A (decent massage) and Class B (BS half-ass massage). BW is in Class A, but in the lower ranks of class A.

I don't think a single one of these girls in any of these places has any more than rudimentary training. None of them are fluent in English enough to pass an exam. All of these places show certificates but these certificates never change over many years, even as the girls come and go. Don't believe me. Go to any of these places, and ask to see the certificate for the girl who is doing you.

Under no circumstances should you trust any of them with any serious diagnosis or treatment. Specifically at BW, I had some back problems made worse by their clumsy approach. And even a place with a first class massage like YZ they will try to walk on your back if you let them which is horrible for back problems. They feel that any problem or pain can be pressed on hard. They don't understand the concept of inflammation where strong pressure might worsen a problem. They reject stretching and ice solutions as well. Which are not rejected by $million / week pro athletes who can get the best physical therapy money can buy. Many of these same girls believe in the ridiculous act of cupping for their own problems which indicates their level of sophistication.

[KalvinHobbs]

How old are we talking, was she huge overall or just has a big donkey? (Jaylene rio vs Sofia Rose pornstar looks)

I'm genuinely curious to try a big ass LOL.

Any chance you caught her name?

I'm guessing 40's like smallish breast for her size but big ass. First time with latina so only comparison is to asian ass I normally see LOL.

Didn't seem like fat if that make sense just big. I think she said Bella.

[Lemonade1]

There's nothing magical about the names they choose. Most often a coworker will suggest a familiar name. Short and easy to remember. Oftentimes it might be a repeat name at that jack shack that rings a few bells for the older mongers. Most times when a girl changes stores their work name changes. When an Anna showed up recently at SH everyone asked "The Anna? LOL. That's the second Linda there too.

And in response to another mongers inquiry, Yoyo is still downstairs at SH as of Tuesday.

So where is SH and BW? What's the actual name?

[RubMePls]

LOL meant detox spot and had my visit earlier this week. Got an older Hispanic very big ass. 40 house + 140 FS. Probably could have bargained down, pretty new to the MP scene. Or maybe even reject and see if they had anyone else avail.

How old are we talking, was she huge overall or just has a big donkey? (Jaylene rio vs Sofia Rose pornstar looks)

I'm genuinely curious to try a big ass LOL.

Any chance you caught her name?

[Grimmy23]

Bamboo woods. Is not what it's cracked out to be, looks like you see are the owner of Bw and sunny health. Good one Papasan.

Find it hard to believe you own one and have 15 legit girls and you still visit these places. You must be very hard up LOL or no game. Just saying. Thanks for trying to get everyone to Goto your places. This also belongs in the rant section. No news but old news.

I said I own a legit place. Legit means nobody touches your dick. Nobody uncovers your dick or even your ass. The MTs wear scrubs that stay all the way on at all times. And if any dude so much lays a hand on any of the MTs we throw their ass out, and depending on the situation, possibly even press criminal charges. Trust me, we've done it more than once. And I didn't say I had 15 girls, I said I had 15 licensed massage therapists. Some of them are male. It's real legit therapeutic massage. Nobody goes in there to get stroked off. I dont give a crap if anyone here goes to my place or not because I will never in a million years reveal what my place is on here, not even privately. I wont even reveal what city or even what county its in. Its not a place thats open for the main activities discussed in this forum.

So why would I go mongering then? Easy - why does anyone on this forum go mongering? Because we want to get jerked off, or sucked off, or whatever else floats our boats. If I can't get any of that from anyone on my staff, which I can't because that's not what they do for a living, then if I want that I have to go mongering like everyone else on this site. They are completely separate worlds.

Reading comprehension is obviously an issue here. I flat out said that BW is clean by mongering standards, but it isn't as squeaky clean as a lot of people like to believe either. I specifically cast doubt on them using clean sheets for every customer because I honestly don't think it's possible. And I also stated that the massage skills there are pretty much crap as far as massage skills go, but they're on the high end of mongering standards. They're well above average by AMP standards but wouldn't cut it at any legit place. If I were in any way tied to BW ownership I wouldn't be on here saying negative things about them like I just did. They are very different things, and completely separate worlds that rarely collide.

[PhilAShow]

Bw vrs SH.

If you don't want to be seen by the girls at SH, just use the back or south side stairs to get to BW.

It's best to park behind the buildings on the SE corner. The walkway to either store shields you from prying eyes Upstairs will never see you and downstairs is blocked for most of the approach. Sometimes I'll make sure I'm seen just to let them see I'm going to the other shop. And they absolutely share information between shops.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

What about Ethel? Have you had her too? She's Lucy's friend. BTW Lucy is skinny old lady about 60. Small a cups. So not sure if you are referring to her. No Bush play.

No Ricky Ricardo or Fred Mertz either. That's because we are talking about Chinese massage technicians, not 50's sitcoms. Perhaps you can do a search for "USA Sitcom Guide" to post your comments about the I Love Lucy show.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Bamboo woods. Is not what it's cracked out to be, looks like you see are the owner of Bw and sunny health. Good one Papasan.

Find it hard to believe you own one and have 15 legit girls and you still visit these places. You must be very hard up LOL or no game. Just saying. Thanks for trying to get everyone to Goto your places. This also belongs in the rant section. No news but old news.

Not sure about you Godfather, but I don't get HJ at work myself. No menus. No OTC touching. No CBJ's. That's why you go to a place that does those things.

[AlCapone2006]

There is a Lucy at SH too, who has been there a few years. She is a little short, but sturdy with a tight butt, and cute in a way. Some guys get some good experiences with her. I think you might expect a handful of fur. Her hand job made me think she was accustomed to driving a a stick shift Ferrari at breakneck speed along the Corniches above Monaco, and was used to double clutching and abrupt shifting. My willy was in the shop for a while after that hard race.

What about Ethel? Have you had her too? She's Lucy's friend. BTW Lucy is skinny old lady about 60. Small a cups. So not sure if you are referring to her. No Bush play.