Massage Parlor Reports

[IHateUsemames]

A lot of this is common sense. Like who shows up smelling like a locker room toilet but people do. I have had surprising success with variety in town, out of town, out of state. Always get the you 20 something nope just take care of myself, you so strong, tall, handsome blah blah or the why are you here they know I can pull better IRL everyone doesn't have that luxury. That confidence does carry over. Had the pleasure of cracking the code on a number of "legit" ones as well over the years.

I really enjoy the message piece of it. First time was in my mind this was just going to be a vanilla plain Jane type of deal everything else just kind of happened over the years. I just don't say too much, do the obivous, show up with my D in a box as the gift and call it day.

My advice is don't go to every AMP in the area looking for a beautiful young Asian woman who will give you a professional massage and a mind blowing hand job. This is not Los Angeles, San Francisco or Houston.

Once you find one with acceptable looks, decent massage and can take directions well on how you like it, repeat. Bring a simple gift like pizza, donuts or sushi. Don't go overboard spending too much or bringing too much. Perhaps a box of candy for them to share. Don't do it every visit. Don't get nosey asking personal info about kids, boyfriends and husbands. Be polite and don't roam unless they suggest it.

Arrive showered, nicely dressed, and make sure your asshole is super clean.

In no time, you will be a welcome visitor. They know you tip, won't try to rape them, disrespect them and they feel safe around you.

Sometimes I've actually gone on a few dates with them. Must be their idea Treat them like gentleman should. Open doors, etc.

Pay for their dinner. I rarely been romantic. Don't even think they are girlfriend material. They will be horrible girlfriends, you will never trust them. Think about it, can they really trust you. Just stay platonic friends. Many dates have involved solving issues with government contacts, wiring money, showing them how to buy Amtrak tickets, doctor visits. I've only fucked a couple off the clock. My reward was usually a free hand job and some vegetables from their garden. Only one ever came to my house. I think she was just curious to see if I was really single.

One time I took a leap of faith and went on vacation. Honest we had separate beds and paid our own way. I did get hand job every night. She had no interest in sex. She only wanted a companion who knew what we were doing and could speak English. Funny, every time we went by a massage parlor she wanted to go take a look inside.

[IHateUsemames]

Is she as fat as as her photos?

She a big girl current pics are accurate. Not crazy, not on visably on drugs, won't get the my car broke down BS etc (is that to much to ask around here damn). Not for everyone but takes her time, big ass and huge melons surprised she hasn't been mentioned all that much before been around a few years even prior to the pandemic.

Got BBBJ service once things got crazy just kind of happened guessing not part of her normal routine. It's been a while but after a few visits I clapped those cheeks a couple times takes the D as rough as you'll pound it out from every angle. Got kind of loud I did wonder about the neighboring offices last time haha.

[Mr LoudMonger]

Is she as fat as as her photos?

She's definitely a large-lady. Not everyone's cup of tea, including mine. I went once, but found the whole experience and atmosphere awkward and non-sexy. Mileage may vary of course.

[Axel6]

I have seen Bianca a few times now usually got an hour massage at 140. Good massage good finish. Last couple of times she has pulled down pants for me to play touch her ass and the last time she offered FS for another 100. I didn't have anything extra with me that day so didn't do anything more than HE, but will probably take her up on it next time or see if BBBJ is offered.

Is she as fat as as her photos?

[Caesar2400]

I saw Bianca again for a 30 min massage. Damage was 80 no tip. She has a nice touch and is in a small business building on the south side. Very discreet and professional looking. Massage was pretty good, teasing, and on the flip a great HJ while she was topless, huge knockers. Not sure if more is available than a HJ, but I was Satisfied for the price. I have repeated once.

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I have seen Bianca a few times now usually got an hour massage at 140. Good massage good finish. Last couple of times she has pulled down pants for me to play touch her ass and the last time she offered FS for another 100. I didn't have anything extra with me that day so didn't do anything more than HE, but will probably take her up on it next time or see if BBBJ is offered.

[WRutaWRuta]

I saw Bianca again for a 30 min massage. Damage was 80 no tip. She has a nice touch and is in a small business building on the south side. Very discreet and professional looking. Massage was pretty good, teasing, and on the flip a great HJ while she was topless, huge knockers. Not sure if more is available than a HJ, but I was Satisfied for the price. I have repeated once.

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[LookingForLefty]

My advice is don't go to every AMP in the area looking for a beautiful young Asian woman who will give you a professional massage and a mind blowing hand job. This is not Los Angeles, San Francisco or Houston.

Once you find one with acceptable looks, decent massage and can take directions well on how you like it, repeat. Bring a simple gift like pizza, donuts or sushi. Don't go overboard spending too much or bringing too much. Perhaps a box of candy for them to share. Don't do it every visit. Don't get nosey asking personal info about kids, boyfriends and husbands. Be polite and don't roam unless they suggest it.

Arrive showered, nicely dressed, and make sure your asshole is super clean.

In no time, you will be a welcome visitor. They know you tip, won't try to rape them, disrespect them and they feel safe around you.

Sometimes I've actually gone on a few dates with them. Must be their idea Treat them like gentleman should. Open doors, etc.

Pay for their dinner. I rarely been romantic. Don't even think they are girlfriend material. They will be horrible girlfriends, you will never trust them. Think about it, can they really trust you. Just stay platonic friends. Many dates have involved solving issues with government contacts, wiring money, showing them how to buy Amtrak tickets, doctor visits. I've only fucked a couple off the clock. My reward was usually a free hand job and some vegetables from their garden. Only one ever came to my house. I think she was just curious to see if I was really single.

One time I took a leap of faith and went on vacation. Honest we had separate beds and paid our own way. I did get hand job every night. She had no interest in sex. She only wanted a companion who knew what we were doing and could speak English. Funny, every time we went by a massage parlor she wanted to go take a look inside.

[LookingForLefty]

Today at 11 AM I went to Sun Island without an appointment. Greeted by Coco and said busy, come back 1/2 hour. I think she was working alone. I didn't feel like waiting so I went to Ying Yang. Upon entering greeted with "appointments only today". How did she know I didn't have an appointment? Anyway, why make appointments at any AMP's? They never honor! I was feeling like I wanted a massage and determined to get one. I drove down Pilgram to Royal. Two ladies sitting around. Their english was terrible. I got undressed and the younger of the two, skinny and ugly gave me the massage. She could not ever understand me to tell me her name. The one our massage was the WORST massage ever. I'm wondering how this woman even works, no effort, light pressing. You know the routine. No teasing. On flip cover junior with towel, but goes under to rub thighs. Viola, junior is at attention! She asks for 40. I thought, do I really even want this with the lousy massage? I decided not worth it. She asked several times for $40. I said $30 and received reply $40. I wasn't in the mood and she could probably see it. She walked outside, closed the door and had very brief conversation with the other woman. Came back in and said $40. I waved her off and massage was finished. I walked out without giving any tio to the vocal and loud dismay. I said "massage no good". I'll never waste my time to return.

BB.

That's why I like Ying Yang. I make an appointment and will get a text if they are behind. The massage is ok and there is never ever a discussion about tips. It's understood. Pay the total when it's over. Usually try to be the first customer of the day. Maybe arrange to come in 15 minutes before they open. Being the last customer is good because the lights are out and door locked. Downside is they are tired so the massage is weak. Sometimes they will take off $20 if we cut the time by 15 min. Or I'll bring some takeout food and we have a snack. Not about the dollars it's about establishing a relationship or friendship. Nothing more than a HE has ever happened. But they are always nice even when they are having a hard day.

[Taurus44]

A few months back I told Coco at S. I. I would give her an extra $10 if she took off her mask. Then I told her what a great smile she had. Since then she doesn't wear a mask.

First one I saw recently WITHOUT A MASK, it was so refreshing, Bayla at OP, the new place 84th Bluemound. Actually Bayla may be in the running for cutest AMP masseuse in the area. Younger, cute, nice figure, did I mention a set of DDs. I think she came over from Charm. Her massage style includes straddling me with her ass as the massage tool. I think a nice technique. The first 40 minutes are serious massage, we can argue how good that is but I'm good with it. The ending 20 minutes make me happy. DD's. Finally a MASK FREE AMP masseuse ahhhhhhh. They seem pretty busy, she did interrupt to attend to the door chime 2 or 3 times. On poor guy said he had an appointment but she told him come back in half hour LOL. Try to pick a time out of rush hour. Appointment at an AMP I don't think so.

[BrewersBuzzard]

Today at 11 AM I went to Sun Island without an appointment. Greeted by Coco and said busy, come back 1/2 hour. I think she was working alone. I didn't feel like waiting so I went to Ying Yang. Upon entering greeted with "appointments only today". How did she know I didn't have an appointment? Anyway, why make appointments at any AMP's? They never honor! I was feeling like I wanted a massage and determined to get one. I drove down Pilgram to Royal. Two ladies sitting around. Their english was terrible. I got undressed and the younger of the two, skinny and ugly gave me the massage. She could not ever understand me to tell me her name. The one our massage was the WORST massage ever. I'm wondering how this woman even works, no effort, light pressing. You know the routine. No teasing. On flip cover junior with towel, but goes under to rub thighs. Viola, junior is at attention! She asks for 40. I thought, do I really even want this with the lousy massage? I decided not worth it. She asked several times for $40. I said $30 and received reply $40. I wasn't in the mood and she could probably see it. She walked outside, closed the door and had very brief conversation with the other woman. Came back in and said $40. I waved her off and massage was finished. I walked out without giving any tio to the vocal and loud dismay. I said "massage no good". I'll never waste my time to return.

BB.

[WhoDathay]

So hard to tell with the masks covering their faces and only 2 tiny eyes peeking out at you. Anyway, left happy and tipped the customary 40. Not sure if I would repeat. Maybe.

First one I saw recently WITHOUT A MASK, it was so refreshing, Bayla at OP, the new place 84th Bluemound. Actually Bayla may be in the running for cutest AMP masseuse in the area. Younger, cute, nice figure, did I mention a set of DDs. I think she came over from Charm. Her massage style includes straddling me with her ass as the massage tool. I think a nice technique. The first 40 minutes are serious massage, we can argue how good that is but I'm good with it. The ending 20 minutes make me happy. DD's. Finally a MASK FREE AMP masseuse ahhhhhhh. They seem pretty busy, she did interrupt to attend to the door chime 2 or 3 times. On poor guy said he had an appointment but she told him come back in half hour LOL. Try to pick a time out of rush hour. Appointment at an AMP I don't think so.

[LookingForLefty]

There are many Coco's in this business and if she wasn't Coco for $70 plus tip she will be whoever you request.

I don't mention names. Waste of time. These women will often use several different names depending on the day, customer and location. Not sure why but all the women called Lilly have been horrible. All the ones called Coco have been pretty.

I'm in Ying Yang a lot and never heard of some that are mentioned. They keep good notes on all of us. As soon as the door chime rings they see you on their phone. They know their clients like we know the NFL players. But very few of the women I have any memory of. Maybe 20 out of 200 I can recall.

[RedPontiacX]

So dropped in today at open. So old lady was eating at the front desk. I asked for coco. She said not here yet and got on the phone. Said she would be there in 10 minutes. Put me in a room and said just sit in the chair and wait. After 15 someone came in and said. Here now. Dropped the usual 70 for an hour. Asked for light massage. In past visits, Coco was very playful and friendly. Good tease. Today, this coco was different. Always stood away and behind me for no roaming. I doubt it was the same coco. I think someone saying they were but they weren't. So hard to tell with the masks covering their faces and only 2 tiny eyes peeking out at you. Anyway, left happy and tipped the customary 40. Not sure if I would repeat. Maybe.

There are many Coco's in this business and if she wasn't Coco for $70 plus tip she will be whoever you request.

[Just A Boy]

So dropped in today at open. So old lady was eating at the front desk. I asked for coco. She said not here yet and got on the phone. Said she would be there in 10 minutes. Put me in a room and said just sit in the chair and wait. After 15 someone came in and said. Here now. Dropped the usual 70 for an hour. Asked for light massage. In past visits, Coco was very playful and friendly. Good tease. Today, this coco was different. Always stood away and behind me for no roaming. I doubt it was the same coco. I think someone saying they were but they weren't. So hard to tell with the masks covering their faces and only 2 tiny eyes peeking out at you. Anyway, left happy and tipped the customary 40. Not sure if I would repeat. Maybe.

[LindzRNq]

She is a total waste ot time. Not even close to the pictures posted. I bailed early.

Anyone gotten Swedish massage? How is the massage itself?

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