Massage Parlor Reports

[k__rat]

Also how would I go about the wording on the phone when making the appointment? Anything specific I should ask to see if they "offer."

Phone? Appointment? You're wayyyyy overthinking this. NEVER EVER call and ask what services are provided, that's really up to the girl. She can veto it if she doesn't like you. But the process is simple.

Pick a place and just show up. Be VERY clean (scrub those balls and that asshole!) if you're uncircumcised make sure you've got that cleaned up too, no two-week-old dick cheese in there. You don't have to look like Brad Pitt, just smell decent, clean breath.

When you arrive you'll be asked for the door fee. Pay it. You might want to do an hour first time out so you have a little more time to flirt if the girl is not aggressive, but more generally 30 min is a better investment. That's been discussed here plenty.

She will lead you to a room. Strip NUDE and lay on table. Do not cover up. At all. Lay bare-assed on table. Feels weird the first time but be confident. This is a signal that you know what's up. When girl comes in be friendly and say yes, you've been before but it's been awhile. The girl you saw was maybe named cici or lala but you don't remember. When she rubs give ooh and ahh land "that feels so good". When she's standing by your head start the flirting by rubbing her legs and mmm some more, and " that feels so nice" and "you are pretty". She'll take it from there.

99% of the game is building rapport with the girl. Be friendly, crack a joke or two and if she finds you easy to get along with and hygienically good then good things will happen naturally. Be a dick or condescending and they won't. A good part of the game is finding someone you click with and really enjoy so your first time out might be underwhelming.

I don't party on the east side but you should be able to find a likely place based on the reviews here.

Good luck!

[Slife2269]

I've been reading the reviews a lot on here and it seems there are plenty of places to choose from for a first time. I am also reading a lot and so many acronyms I do not understand what so ever haha (it'll come with time I guess).

Was just wondering on some recommendations on a parlor that maybe you wished you went to the first time. I live in the Tabor area and something close to that would be preferred.

Also how would I go about the wording on the phone when making the appointment? Anything specific I should ask to see if they "offer."

I'm a 30 M and would like to keep it in that range if possible.

I see I should have 200 on me and that's no problem.

Thanks ahead of time, all your reviews has been very helpful.

[MrBigPdx]

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[V Twelve Mpg]

Any reviews for Richmond or Vancouver BC? I spend a lot of time in downtown Vancouver BC. Feel free to PM me.

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Like others have said there a tonne of options. It's not the nicest place, but Atlantis spa in Richmond will usually have at least a couple hotties working. There's usually about 5-10 girls, just ask to see who's working. Platinum club in downtown is overpriced but usually super hot girls, although this was years ago. I don't know if they survived Covid. If you're looking to skip the massage part, coco collective (no space and add dot ca) is a good option as well as there being numerous independent providers. I always did a tonne of researh beforehand but I've yet to have a bad experience with independents.

I'd highly recommend creating a perb dot cc account, you'll be able to search for reviews. Name and last 4 of the phone number was always my go to. And then if you have a vpn (if you're not in Canada), leolist is where the vast majority advertise. My process was always find someone on LL, search for reviews on perb.

[AHazardous]

Any reviews for Richmond or Vancouver BC? I spend a lot of time in downtown Vancouver BC. Feel free to PM me.

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DM for vanc intel. I have lots of independents I see. All Asian and under 30. Most recent was early this month.

[Joepdx]

Check out his other reviews and they all seem similar, he goes into an AMP, a girl comes out to greet him in skimpy clothes, but he has to wait for his turn, and in the meantime listens to other guys going at it. These reviews sound more like someone's fantasy of what it would be like to visit an AMP rather than someone who's actually been there.

I will be in the Keizer area tomorrow and will swing by to check it out.

I'm not here to pick on anyone but I definitely did not have the same experience he did. I was deflated after driving an hour, feeling excited until I got there.

[ThaManBey]

Had some time on my hands so pain the friendly house on Brooklyn another visit.

This time I actually got to have a full massage then she got to doing what she seems to love and I have come to appreciate (rimming) and was extra with that BBBJ this time.

Good times.

Already planning my next adventure there.

[ThaManBey]

After reading the glowing review, I made it a point to get down there first thing this morning. I met two girls there, the first one was overweight, the second one was cute, but nothing special. I did not stay, perhaps I was expecting too much based on the review.

I do agree this place has privacy, parking is on the back side of the building, so you are not noticed from the street. It is the new place diagonally across River Road from caliber collision.

I was happy to discover that Wendy is still working at Rainbow.

Also met an attractive lady with nice boobd at Lucky, across from DQ sign on Market.

Happened to be on Salem yesterday and did check out rainbow and was lucky to see Wendy for a 30 minute appointment. She actually has a really nice body and an ass that was a surprisingly tight.

Its a bit of a hike to get down there but next time I am there will for sure hit it up.

[DosedAgn]

Is she new? Her name doesn't appear on Rubmap reviews at this spot.

Decided to give Eastern another shot after this review. Saw LaLa for an hour. Little tank top upstairs, short skirt and leggings on bottom.

After she brought me to the room she re-entered sans leggings.

Mediocre massage began, light teasing here and there. Then in comes another guy, then another, and another. She went out each time. On her return I asked if she was the only one working. She said another was there.

The build up and attitude changed. Flip, what do you want, how much. No balking at 1. 4 for FS.

Finished up and she started thanking me like we were done. I asked if she was coming back in to finish the remaining 20 minutes. She said no, too busy. I told her I want 20 back for the shortage or to finish my time. She complied eventually and gave me 20, saying guys usually don't mind, and that she will give full time next time.

Sticking with Sunnys for Vancouver.

[Dexxzy]

At the risk of incurring the wrath of Mr. Big, I cry bullshit on his reviews.

His review of Sunflower was reasonably accurate.

After reading the glowing review, I made it a point to get down there first thing this morning. I met two girls there, the first one was overweight, the second one was cute, but nothing special. I did not stay, perhaps I was expecting too much based on the review.

Impressed at your response time more than anything.

[WarpFactor69]

At the risk of incurring the wrath of Mr. Big, I cry bullshit on his reviews.

I'm not here to pick on anyone but I definitely did not have the same experience he did. I was deflated after driving an hour, feeling excited until I got there.

[MisterJimmy]

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[WarpFactor69]

After reading the glowing review, I made it a point to get down there first thing this morning. I met two girls there, the first one was overweight, the second one was cute, but nothing special. I did not stay, perhaps I was expecting too much based on the review.

I do agree this place has privacy, parking is on the back side of the building, so you are not noticed from the street. It is the new place diagonally across River Road from caliber collision.

I was happy to discover that Wendy is still working at Rainbow.

Also met an attractive lady with nice boobd at Lucky, across from DQ sign on Market.

[AmaznAzn]

Anyone ever come across any actual Thai shops or providers? Always thought with the substantial population in town there would be more of that option or other SE Asian. But seems very rare, almost all are Ch. Bella at Foot Heaven is VN (and pretty cute, younger, nice tits, and game. .) and on a couple occasions the shop in the plaza on Division between 92nd & 205 has seemed to have some VN. But that place is a little sketchy, they have pulled the switcheroo on me waiting for "Coco" to show up, then got "Helen" instead. Although she also told me to come to the apartments nearby next time, not sure what the scene is there. Didn't check it out. Used to see some Thai girls up around Seattle but not for a while. Not sure why but there is something about them. And that style of massage is awesome as well. Need to get down to San Diego (for some Latina action) or up to Vancouver BC, lots of variety & quality up there.

The only Thai spa I've come across was in Vancouver and it was non erotic.

[OneOne9]

Is she new? Her name doesn't appear on Rubmap reviews at this spot.

They reply to text, ask them.