Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6097]

Jumping out of my character for this post. Guys, I'm really concerned about recent post regarding PM's. IMO, No need for PM's by a provider. Providers are not the cleanest individuals you want shoving fingers up your ass. I suggest see your Doctor, he can use propofol on you and you won't feel a thing.

If it's a requirement in your life, other options are available. You guys keep this up, providers will wear a Strap on. Not the image that's wanted.

CZ / P.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[Leo2830]

I usually just ignore the weird advice you give, but this is very bad advice.

Cops are NOT your friend. You may have had good experiences with them, but that's a rarity. The advice from other members of this board, lawyers, and general advice is to tell the cops the minimal amount of information necessary and then stfu. And before I get accused of using bizarre acronyms that no one has ever heard before, stfu means Shut The Fuck Up.

Don't take my word for it, and not this poster's either, do a search.

LMAO, well said.

[ChadZ1212]

Jumping out of my character for this post. Guys, I'm really concerned about recent post regarding PM's. IMO, No need for PM's by a provider. Providers are not the cleanest individuals you want shoving fingers up your ass. I suggest see your Doctor, he can use propofol on you and you won't feel a thing.

If it's a requirement in your life, other options are available. You guys keep this up, providers will wear a Strap on. Not the image that's wanted.

CZ / P.

[Big Mac Daddy]

Not to mention that the good experience can turn on a dime with the wrong word. STFU is good advice and any defense lawyer will tell you the same.

BTW, I have friends in real life that happen to be active and retired cops. Even they will tell you to STFU.

LE will say and do anything to have you self-incriminate for a police report, the court’s gospel. It's that simple even if you're the proverbial ham sandwich.

Just the facts, https://youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE.

BMD.

[Woody50]

I usually just ignore the weird advice you give, but this is very bad advice.

Cops are NOT your friend. You may have had good experiences with them, but that's a rarity.

Not to mention that the good experience can turn on a dime with the wrong word. STFU is good advice and any defense lawyer will tell you the same.

BTW, I have friends in real life that happen to be active and retired cops. Even they will tell you to STFU.

[DontSayMuch]

Guys, Cops are your friends. Don't do anything stupid. Been stopped many times in many states and never had issues. Have fun with them, make jokes, cops are human. Funny thing happened, I was at a local sex parlor one night and I noticed car I recognized. Yup you guys guessed it, he was performing. He left before me, saw my car, he waited for me to finish. We had a nice conversation about the 2 providers. Simple, no problems. No need to post about cops in parking lots and can't go in, or 2 guys standing outside the parlor, so what, no big deal. No need to get members nervous. Walk up to them and say "how you guys do'in"? "Are you guys going in"? Have fun. Go enjoy.

I usually just ignore the weird advice you give, but this is very bad advice.

Cops are NOT your friend. You may have had good experiences with them, but that's a rarity. The advice from other members of this board, lawyers, and general advice is to tell the cops the minimal amount of information necessary and then stfu. And before I get accused of using bizarre acronyms that no one has ever heard before, stfu means Shut The Fuck Up.

Don't take my word for it, and not this poster's either, do a search.

[ChadZ1212]

Guys, Cops are your friends. Don't do anything stupid. Been stopped many times in many states and never had issues. Have fun with them, make jokes, cops are human. Funny thing happened, I was at a local sex parlor one night and I noticed car I recognized. Yup you guys guessed it, he was performing. He left before me, saw my car, he waited for me to finish. We had a nice conversation about the 2 providers. Simple, no problems. No need to post about cops in parking lots and can't go in, or 2 guys standing outside the parlor, so what, no big deal. No need to get members nervous. Walk up to them and say "how you guys do'in"? "Are you guys going in"? Have fun. Go enjoy.

[Woody50]

Lesson learned. Apparently legit providers do work out of their homes also.

I've seen many, including my ATF licensed therapist. No extras, ever. Just therapeutic massage. Some even have signs in the front yard and zoning permits. I'm surprised this was a surprise to you.

[YankeesFan69]

Just wanted to share a little experience I had the other day. So I get in touch with this non-AMP provider about a massage. Set up appt and she gives me address. I google map address and it's a house in a nice neighborhood. I'm thinking to myself this is looking good for extras. She is doing massages out of her home. Always a good sign. Well I pull into the driveway and one of the garage doors is open with a truck. I said to myself this can't be good. An attractive woman opens the door for me and I'm feeling better. Horny housewife possibly. But about 2 seconds later I hear a guy on the 2nd floor. Probably her husband. Talk about instant buzzkill. In about 2 seconds I go from pop job to no job. At that point I knew I was done and just hoping for a decent massage. The massage wasn't half bad but not what I was looking for obviously. Lesson learned. Apparently legit providers do work out of their homes also.

[ChadZ1212]

Meee too movement.

The Mee Too movement is over. Bill C is out of jail. Not Bill C the Prez, He didn't go to jail, that's the other Bill C. What does this mean for the members?

G Stxxnem is stifled.

H Redxy is Ruined.

Billie Jexn, well, she pays guys to blow them on Main St. Get it Bilxie Jean BJ's. I'm on fire.

G Alxred has a supply of fresh batteries and vodka. She's cooked.

We as men are back and do what we want, walk into any sex parlor today, get what you want, no questions asked, simple, go enjoy.

CZ / P.

[ChadZ1212]

We have over 250 mp's in this small state. No need to pay upfront. Pay the table fee once you discuss options, agree on price and if satisfied, pay at the end. Simple, never had any problems.

Funny thing happened back in the day, Walked in to a sex parlor, gave my wallet to provider, started undressing her. When she figured out what was happening, she dropped my wallet and we started fucking. She didn't care about money, she wanted to be fucked. All to often, members put to much emphasis on tips. No need.

CZ / P.

[ChadZ1212]

Historically I take June, July, August and part of September off but this September was extra vacation, I added providers to entertain.

Guys, very pleased with the direction of this site, we have come a long way. I still get e-mails regarding massages, PM, TS, etc. I noticed we still discuss the same topics which is concerning. My plan was to start rolling out new direction for 2023 late 4th quarter. I think it's time we start sooner. Ending result, My plan is for all members fuck for free.

Just to be clear, this is a great website that is jam packed with information and we want to keep it this way. We should be thankful to the possessors of this site, it's a benefit to all members.

So with that said. The name of this web site is UsaSEX guide. What does SEX mean? Sex is fucking, balling, screwing, hard cock entering female pussy. Men wanting SEX with women.

1, If you only want a massage, my suggestion AOT.

2, If you want HJ, go to your local nail salon. Less expensive, Hands, feet, wax, HJ, $60 bucks. $10 bucks more you get a facial. Now that's a deal. No more $150, $200 HJ's.

3, If you want PM, see your Doctor, more on this topic later.

4, If you have Skin issues, see a dermatologist. Think of it this way, if they can't massage, why trust them with your skin.

5, If you want table shower, take shower at home. I've explained to owners stop TS and reduce water cost, savings can be passed on to customers. Providers are here to be fucked, not give showers or massages.

6, No more discussion about cops in parking lots or arrest in other states. They only care if it's a string. Some members are getting nervous. More to come.

7, Don't be cheap, don't be a fool. Discuss up front what service you want and price points. It's simple. More to come.

8, I'm changing names. No longer massage parlor, moving forward it's Sex Parlor. Platos was known as Sex club not disco club.

More to come.

Glad I could help.

CZ / P.

[Troutman]

I hear you. She saw what I had in my wallet when I gave her the house fee so I couldn't make any excuses about what I had with me. She never discussed the tip before we got to the action. After the massage I initially handed her 60 for a tip and she motioned for more. She knew what was in my wallet so I kind of felt stuck at that point. Shit happens, we'll all be fine.

When they ask for more, I always say, next time, you do more I tip more. See you soon.

[Garthy]

I've been visiting AMPs in CT ever since Tokyo Spa opened on High Street in Hartford in the fall of 1989, and in that entire time, I've always put my wallet and car keys in the little clear plastic zippered bag found in every massage room when I leave the room to go for a table shower.

Having said that, I'm pretty confident that my clothes have never been rummaged through while I was in the table shower with the girl, especially places like New Seoul / Mint in Vernon where I'm a long-time regular customer. It's just not good for business, and organized crime is well aware that someone who gets scammed / robbed at one of their AMPs will quickly report it here on USA SG and elsewhere, thus scaring away future customers.

Totally agree with the recommendation to separate cash into different places and not bring too much cash into an AMP that could accidentally be flashed when you open your wallet to pay the girl. Also, I never bring a full wallet into the AMP, I usually take out the credit cards and other items and leave them at home, although I do keep my driver's license.

I feel like quoting Jurassic Park here-- "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. ".

I don't see ANY advantage ever for bringing any form of valid identification into any AMP or on any hobbying venture.

The gold standard is to bring only what you are willing to spend. Plus I completely agree that even that amount should be partitioned in different locations (as why should you spend what you are willing to spend).

Protect yourself first. I would say protect the market second, but people are spending money on some pretty egregious talent of late.

[Mighty Spearsman]

When I go into an AMP I never bring my wallet. It gets tucked in a fairly obscure spot in my locked car before I go in. AMPs are generally safer than other incalls when it comes to getting robbed but the way I look at it is, why would I leave my wallet with cash, I'd, all my credit cards, insurance card, etc., etc. unattended while I'm getting a table shower in a place that is undoubtedly run by organized crime? Even if they don't steal anything, someone could easily go through my wallet and gain info that could be leveraged somehow.

Anyway, in addition to that I always separate the cash I'm bringing as well. I put the house fee and a $40 tip in one pocket and other cash in a different pocket to increase the tip if further fun turns out to be on the table.

I've been visiting AMPs in CT ever since Tokyo Spa opened on High Street in Hartford in the fall of 1989, and in that entire time, I've always put my wallet and car keys in the little clear plastic zippered bag found in every massage room when I leave the room to go for a table shower.

Having said that, I'm pretty confident that my clothes have never been rummaged through while I was in the table shower with the girl, especially places like New Seoul / Mint in Vernon where I'm a long-time regular customer. It's just not good for business, and organized crime is well aware that someone who gets scammed / robbed at one of their AMPs will quickly report it here on USA SG and elsewhere, thus scaring away future customers.

Totally agree with the recommendation to separate cash into different places and not bring too much cash into an AMP that could accidentally be flashed when you open your wallet to pay the girl. Also, I never bring a full wallet into the AMP, I usually take out the credit cards and other items and leave them at home, although I do keep my driver's license.