Massage Parlor Reports

**WarpFactor69** · 09-30-22 15:53

Originally Posted by MisterJimmy [View Original Post]

At the risk of incurring the wrath of Mr. Big, I cry bullshit on his reviews.

I'm not here to pick on anyone but I definitely did not have the same experience he did. I was deflated after driving an hour, feeling excited until I got there.

**MisterJimmy** · 09-30-22 15:34

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**WarpFactor69** · 09-30-22 13:04

After reading the glowing review, I made it a point to get down there first thing this morning. I met two girls there, the first one was overweight, the second one was cute, but nothing special. I did not stay, perhaps I was expecting too much based on the review.

I do agree this place has privacy, parking is on the back side of the building, so you are not noticed from the street. It is the new place diagonally across River Road from caliber collision.

I was happy to discover that Wendy is still working at Rainbow.

Also met an attractive lady with nice boobd at Lucky, across from DQ sign on Market.

**AmaznAzn** · 09-30-22 11:25

Originally Posted by Bubbabaloo [View Original Post]

Anyone ever come across any actual Thai shops or providers? Always thought with the substantial population in town there would be more of that option or other SE Asian. But seems very rare, almost all are Ch. Bella at Foot Heaven is VN (and pretty cute, younger, nice tits, and game. .) and on a couple occasions the shop in the plaza on Division between 92nd & 205 has seemed to have some VN. But that place is a little sketchy, they have pulled the switcheroo on me waiting for "Coco" to show up, then got "Helen" instead. Although she also told me to come to the apartments nearby next time, not sure what the scene is there. Didn't check it out. Used to see some Thai girls up around Seattle but not for a while. Not sure why but there is something about them. And that style of massage is awesome as well. Need to get down to San Diego (for some Latina action) or up to Vancouver BC, lots of variety & quality up there.

The only Thai spa I've come across was in Vancouver and it was non erotic.

**OneOne9** · 09-30-22 10:42

Originally Posted by MisterJimmy [View Original Post]

Is she new? Her name doesn't appear on Rubmap reviews at this spot.

They reply to text, ask them.

**Bubbabaloo** · 09-30-22 09:04

Anyone ever come across any actual Thai shops or providers? Always thought with the substantial population in town there would be more of that option or other SE Asian. But seems very rare, almost all are Ch. Bella at Foot Heaven is VN (and pretty cute, younger, nice tits, and game. .) and on a couple occasions the shop in the plaza on Division between 92nd & 205 has seemed to have some VN. But that place is a little sketchy, they have pulled the switcheroo on me waiting for "Coco" to show up, then got "Helen" instead. Although she also told me to come to the apartments nearby next time, not sure what the scene is there. Didn't check it out. Used to see some Thai girls up around Seattle but not for a while. Not sure why but there is something about them. And that style of massage is awesome as well. Need to get down to San Diego (for some Latina action) or up to Vancouver BC, lots of variety & quality up there.

**MrBigPdx** · 09-30-22 00:53

Today I was randomly in Keizer. On my way home I drove past a new place so I decided to check it out. (River rd and Keizer. Right across from Caliber Collision. It's in a business strip mall in front of apartments. Kind of a weird location but discreet, so that's a plus. I walk in and wait. No one comes out for a couple of minutes but I can tell all doors of the rooms are shut so they must be busy. Anyhow, not in any rush so I just chill in the waiting room for about 5 minutes when this young girl comes out of a room and is smoking. Nice rack, pretty face, thin, must be around 22-24, and was wearing a little plaid skirt. What was crazy is that she must have been having so much fun with one of you, she forgot to put on her panties. I didn't see this at first, but she bent over to get me a water and right there was the most beautiful, completely waxed, tight box. So hot. Her shirt was buttoned but barely and she was nippin hard. I could see her tits easily and damn I was immediately ready. She told me that she and the other girl both had about 20 minutes left with customers. I had nothing to do so she led me back to a room that was in between the rooms that were occupied. I could tell the girl that greeted me was having fun when I showed up her face was red, she was a bit sweaty on her forehead. Anyhow, while I'm getting comfortable in my room, two of you guys were having fun in yours. I could hear the girl who greeted me (let's call her girl #1) moaning saying, "suck my pussy, suck me baby" while in the next room #2 was getting pounded. I mean just loud slapping and heavy panting. The walls are paper thin so I feel like I'm at a porn theater or something LOL. #1 then said something to the effect of "let me ride you". And #2 say "fuck me with your big cock". Absolutely crazy. I'm not one for sloppy seconds but I'm not going to lie, it was pretty wild. I listened to #1 & #2 get destroyed for a solid 18 minutes or so. Anyhow to my surprise, #2 came in my room. She was short, small little titties, but had a great bubble butt and really pretty smile. She was wearing a very short skirt, almost like a tube top. I'd guess she's in her early 30's. She looked like she was exhausted but I was ready to rock and I'm big LOL. Took my time during my 60 minutes. I'm sure she'll be sore tomorrow but you can tell she loves it. Anyhow, standard pricing, young / er hotties, and a lot of fun. Was told #3 is coming October 1st. Didn't get any names. This is the only reason to come to Keizer LOL. Good luck!

**BillJ1984** · 09-29-22 22:01

Originally Posted by CoSolo [View Original Post]

I'm 99% sure there are no sexual services in this place. That's like Massage Envy which is a totally different situation and management.

Ok good to know. Too bad she is smoking hot.

**MisterJimmy** · 09-29-22 13:37

Originally Posted by AsianOrBust [View Original Post]

Lala at Eastern on 4th Plain. Youngish, cute, fit, enthusiastic, and a little quirky. All services available with standard tip.

Is she new? Her name doesn't appear on Rubmap reviews at this spot.

**CoSolo** · 09-29-22 07:41

I'm 99% sure there are no sexual services in this place. That's like Massage Envy which is a totally different situation and management.

Originally Posted by BillJ1984 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen the hot Asian girl in this place? She's very hot Young I was wondering if anyone has the info on her?

**DosedAgn** · 09-29-22 07:19

Originally Posted by VTwelveMpg [View Original Post]

Thanks for the reply. I'll definitely keep reading through here but any places off the top of your head you recommend? It can be somewhat cumbersome trying to come into a new forum with tens of pages and try to come up to speed.

There's a few providers who advertise on TNA who work out of exotic tan. Unsure what services you'd get if you walked in without contacting said ladies first.

**AsianOrBust** · 09-29-22 00:59

Lala at Eastern on 4th Plain. Youngish, cute, fit, enthusiastic, and a little quirky. All services available with standard tip.

**BillJ1984** · 09-28-22 21:12

Has anyone seen the hot Asian girl in this place? She's very hot Young I was wondering if anyone has the info on her?

**MisterJimmy** · 09-28-22 21:09

Originally Posted by Dexxzy [View Original Post]

Why do you need a vpn?

Somebody somewhere tells the Canadian site that you are accessing it from the US and then relevant content is blocked, e. G, pictures. Maybe one of our techies can explain it better.