Massage Parlor Reports

[BarneySanders]

As a general rule of thumb, latinas generally cost more $ than Asians, and that is dreadfully apparent here in nova where lmps are much more scarce than AMPs. They also tend to be far more younger / attractive than the Asian counterparts you will find here in nova. So the extra $ is probably warranted in this case.

Dude, you still paid too much as other members said, sorry.

[TheDrowned]

Went to smooth water spa in fairfax, and it sucked. The front door was open which was weird. I had to wait for the massage to start with a lot of chatter between my older lady and a younger sounding one. She didn't tease at all or flirt. It sucked so much when I flipped I said that I'm just here for a massage which I've never done. And she didn't give me my change for the HH, charged 50 but gave 60. I passed her a twenty after 20 minutes and left. I will never go back.

There's been an insistence from many a monger on the board for younger providers in NOVA. But from my experience it's rare to find it here at the AMPs and even rarer still to find a young provider worth her weight in gold. The younger ones are low effort, demanding, and expect high $tip while providing very little service. They lack the skill, technique, and gravitas that the older providers hone; some even wield it like a weapon here in these parts and are even able to defy the ugly touch of time. Smooth has two providers, Angela, who resembles the former and Kiki, who resembles the latter.

Angela, the younger sounding one, is in her early 20's. She's attractive enough but lacks the skills to give a good massage and on several occasions strait up gave up after 20 min of rub to just go to her phone. She does put on a facade and will sweet talk and manipulate you to her guiles. She will offer a standard nova if you push her but she'll put about as much effort into it as one does brushing their teeth or taking a piss. Then she'll demand a large tip and if you let it she'll entrap you in the same cycle on repeat with diminishing returns (yes I'm speaking from experience).

Then there's Kiki, or there used to be Kiki, without a description im inclined to believe she also isn’t the one you saw and perhaps maybe there’s a third older provider and if so then I can’t be much help. But Kiki is twice her apprentices age but also has twice the skill and is still and object of beauty. Massage is good, gives you the full hour. Has a great attitude, not demanding. And will give you a NOVA+ with potential to exceed that save FS if you become a regular with her. She's the one you should see the challenge is ignoring the lure of a younger provider.

Smooth also has a lot of turnovers and I’ve had my fair share of bad times there with providers who weren’t Kiki. But I’ve only ever had good experiences with her. If she still works there and wasn’t the one you saw I would recommend ONLY returning if it’s w/ her.

Take my advice or don't.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

[SteveSmithAbq]

Any recommendation for indi Thai who give top-notch massage?

I've had a dream about Candy before who gives a great massage. I've posted her contact details in a previous report about the dream. Good luck!

[Eddie223]

Just noticed Wellness Time is King Massage in Woodbridge. Anytime know if services have changed? Feel free to DM.

[Adam2238]

Went to smooth water spa in fairfax, and it sucked. The front door was open which was weird. I had to wait for the massage to start with a lot of chatter between my older lady and a younger sounding one. She didn't tease at all or flirt. It sucked so much when I flipped I said that I'm just here for a massage which I've never done. And she didn't give me my change for the HH, charged 50 but gave 60. I passed her a twenty after 20 minutes and left. I will never go back.

[JennyKk]

Any recommendation for indi Thai who give top-notch massage?

[Galleon]

I've seen Magi Alex and Alis. Good if you're in need of a quick rub and tug. Nothing more available other than standard NOVA. Magi will take off the top if you're polite the other two girls will not. YMMV.

Thank you for the info. I was thinking about trying Magi or Alexis but stumbled upon Lourdes in PG which might be closer. Do you you know if they are related? The base price is the same but she didn't mention any extras. The other two certainly did immediately.

[TheDrowned]

I was on Craigslist and saw this listing and then googled the number and found DMV Latina Massage instagram page. Any intel? I texted w / a few of them but couldn't get our schedules to align. I also searched the board but didn't see anything. Seems to be a larger network as they have several girls in VA and MD. Any relation to FHOH?

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...536218348.html

https://www.instagram.com/dmvlatinamassage/

I've seen Magi Alex and Alis. Good if you're in need of a quick rub and tug. Nothing more available other than standard NOVA. Magi will take off the top if you're polite the other two girls will not. YMMV.

[RubMeLongTime]

Been awhile since I have been to Diamond flash, mainly because Kiko is "never available". I'm not a big fan of always "tying new girl". I goto to a steak house when I want a steak and a seafood place when I want crab. Not a big fan of potluck. Anyways I digress.

Cindy was available and she is pretty young. Early 30's I would say. Nice body not that she revealed any of it.

Massage was good, did a solid 30 min shoulders to back. Flip came and and she saw jr semi standing and asked if he needed special attention to which I said "always".

She has a very nice technique. Soft and slow at first with plenty of lotion / oil combination. As things progressed the pace did not but the pressure did. Made for a pretty sensual experience and got the nob done in a very relaxing man er. Only allowed OTC but was not complaining as I railed my way through her body.

Clean up, a few hugs and a thank you and out I went. I will repeat for sure. 60/60 due to her no rush attitude and unique experience.

Stay safe!

Rub.

[FunGuuy]

Decided to try a new place, off rt 1 near beacon mall. Very discreet and low key. Upon arrival I was greeted by at early 30's K girl. Slim nice body with pretty face. Damage was. 80 for hour, table shower was basic but served it's purpose. Decent massage but didn't give me the full hour, around 35 min asked to flip and FS options were available. I went with CBJ. 1 damage was worth the trip and will visit again.

[The Merely Wet]

I ran across Lara's ad. I thought the pics might be TGTBT but then found myself in the area and thought, why not? The voice on the phone was a sexy coo. Oh well, I thought.

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...y-rubs/2016147

The pictures are hers, with the (currently) blonde look. Tall in heels. A fabulous rack, natural feeling. They are enhanced, the photos are not. A firm body all over. A personality to make you smile and feel comfortable.

The service is as advertised. A solid massage (in lacy robe, corset and smile) with butt play and languorous HE to follow. She left me suitably drained but with fewer muscle knots.

The location is quiet, super discreet but central to Crystal City with local parking. A clean studio with subdued lighting and soft music (I've tried hotel girls with the shopping channel blaring. Puts me off my feed).

Overall. Good value, a real looker, and great for those who don't demand FS.

[Stroon78]

I was on Craigslist and saw this listing and then googled the number and found DMV Latina Massage instagram page. Any intel? I texted w / a few of them but couldn't get our schedules to align. I also searched the board but didn't see anything. Seems to be a larger network as they have several girls in VA and MD. Any relation to FHOH?

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...536218348.html

https://www.instagram.com/dmvlatinamassage/

[DonQuiote]

Nice review but it did sound like you spent a lot of money for what you got but if she's hot and young with a big ass then it was probably well worth it. Did you notice any older woman, maybe 40-55 range? Maybe belonging to the Culioneros species? Typically, a Colombian or Venezuelan will fall into this category. Haven't been with a Latina in a long time since I discovered AMP's 3 years ago. I miss it.

I hope the senior membership does not scold me for not doing my research on the board.

Most there, including Fabiola, are Bolivian.

[NotMe00]

Come to MoCo. We have young and attractive Asians doing the same for .8.

We do? PG County does, but I'm not sure about "young". Maybe sometimes. If there are young and attractive Asians in MoCo for any price, PM me because that's not something we've had available for any a decade as far as I know.

MoCo does have latinas, but there is no "massage" veneer, they're escorts. The one or two Latina massage places that do pop up from time to time tend to be outrageously overpriced for minimal services.

[DonQuiote]

From what you saw, what did you think of her ass?

She was wearing a thick dark blue jumper dress that went down to her knees and she was wearing thick tights underneath. , So I didn't have a fair assessment of the ass.

There really wasn't any teasing either. It wasn't until the flip that she went to massage my junk, but there was no soft touch or teasing prior.