Massage Parlor Reports

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I think they added an amendment that says Lucy reserved for the diabolically sexually insane.

There is a Lucy at SH too, who has been there a few years. She is a little short, but sturdy with a tight butt, and cute in a way. Some guys get some good experiences with her. I think you might expect a handful of fur. Her hand job made me think she was accustomed to driving a a stick shift Ferrari at breakneck speed along the Corniches above Monaco, and was used to double clutching and abrupt shifting. My willy was in the shop for a while after that hard race.

[Dohma22]

I think they added an amendment that says Lucy reserved for the diabolically sexually insane.

Hahahahahhahah. Close to believable.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

There's nothing magical about the names they choose. Most often a coworker will suggest a familiar name. Short and easy to remember. Oftentimes it might be a repeat name at that jack shack that rings a few bells for the older mongers. Most times when a girl changes stores their work name changes. When an Anna showed up recently at SH everyone asked "The Anna? LOL. That's the second Linda there too.

And in response to another mongers inquiry, Yoyo is still downstairs at SH as of Tuesday.

When Magic Johnson quit playing they retired his number. Same thing for famous baseball and football players. Like OJ Simpson's number 32 at USC.

They should do the same at MP's rather than recycle names.

For example at SH there is currently a Rose. Who is nothing like the Rose of a few years ago. At YZ, apparently there was a short fat Amy a few years ago, who is nothing like the tall thin Amy there now.

Can't someone give them a list of English female names to broaden their pallete? How about a Debbie, a Jane, a Mary, a Nancy, a Tracy, a Penelope, a Doris, . There are hundreds of names that they never use which are more common that Coco.

There is also the opposite problem. Some times a girl will stay at a place and yet change her slave name. For example at F&C, there was Kerry whom I knew as Xixi. Who knows why.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

PAS, I don't know the Yoyo at SH, but as of today (and maybe several days earlier) there's a Yoyo at BW. She gives a nice hard massage but still seems to be learning the ropes when it comes to extras at BW. Most likely two different MTs using the same stage name..

Did you try her out? What's the after action report?

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Zzz. I don't think you are. If you want MTs who are really trained in massage and offer a great tease and HJ at a great price, it's hard to beat BW. My fav there actually diagnosed a joint problem that was a different diagnosis than that of a major hospital that had been treating me. I explained her rationale to the doc at the hospital and he said hmmm. She's right and changed my treatment plan. The MTs at BW are not medical professionals but they are experienced and most are certified.

I like BW for the cleanliness, the iron clad appointments (98% and the tease. But honestly speaking, I feel get an equal or better massage at SH and several other nearby shops. In fact, many girls at SH will break a sweat working so hard giving you a massage, which never happens at BW. And the massage script is more complicated and longer at SH and other places, because so much time at BW is spent on the signature tease. More generally there are two classes of MP's. Class A (decent massage) and Class B (BS half-ass massage). BW is in Class A, but in the lower ranks of class A.

I don't think a single one of these girls in any of these places has any more than rudimentary training. None of them are fluent in English enough to pass an exam. All of these places show certificates but these certificates never change over many years, even as the girls come and go. Don't believe me. Go to any of these places, and ask to see the certificate for the girl who is doing you.

Under no circumstances should you trust any of them with any serious diagnosis or treatment. Specifically at BW, I had some back problems made worse by their clumsy approach. And even a place with a first class massage like YZ they will try to walk on your back if you let them which is horrible for back problems. They feel that any problem or pain can be pressed on hard. They don't understand the concept of inflammation where strong pressure might worsen a problem. They reject stretching and ice solutions as well. Which are not rejected by $million / week pro athletes who can get the best physical therapy money can buy. Many of these same girls believe in the ridiculous act of cupping for their own problems which indicates their level of sophistication.

[PhilAShow]

Called bw on a Monday evening to see who was there and made my way over. Soon as I get out the car and walk towards the stairs, two girls from SH come out and practically drag me in saying "massage? <3" never experienced that before so maybe they're not getting a lot of business lately? Pulled Rosa, typical mid 40's ish lady. Massage was decent, not so much tease before the flip though. Think I'll stick with bw and just go up the stairs faster next time. Dmg was $. 0 total.

When Mindy bought the shop pre-Covid, BW was always less busy than SH. In order to increase business she and the girls not working would sit out on the balcony to catch customers eyes as the walked up to SH or get a bowl of great pho downstairs. Especially during the summer months before they got the A / C going it was too damn hot to stay inside. It worked. Downstairs there have always been providers coming out front, both male and female. Four years ago I had Wendy and Anna come walk me to my car as I took some soup to my car inviting me into SH. Needless to say my soup was cold when I got home. I think that shopping center is one of the few places that the community would be comfortable with that. They're part of the culture of that little mall. It's been slow recently. Texts from providers "missing me" from both shops have increased.

Cute ladies both places.

[AznJaker1]

Called bw on a Monday evening to see who was there and made my way over. Soon as I get out the car and walk towards the stairs, two girls from SH come out and practically drag me in saying "massage? <3" never experienced that before so maybe they're not getting a lot of business lately? Pulled Rosa, typical mid 40's ish lady. Massage was decent, not so much tease before the flip though. Think I'll stick with bw and just go up the stairs faster next time. Dmg was $. 0 total.

[Nice Guy 99]

Am I the only one who sees Sally at Bamboo wood? I like her tease and finish the best. I don't care for roaming or extras.

Zzz. I don't think you are. If you want MTs who are really trained in massage and offer a great tease and HJ at a great price, it's hard to beat BW.

My fav there actually diagnosed a joint problem that was a different diagnosis than that of a major hospital that had been treating me. I explained her rationale to the doc at the hospital and he said hmmm. She's right and changed my treatment plan. The MTs at BW are not medical professionals but they are experienced and most are certified.

Happy that you like Sally. Guys let's get a few reports on her.

NG99.

[ZzzBoy14]

Am I the only one who sees Sally at Bamboo wood? I like her tease and finish the best. I don't care for roaming or extras.

[Nice Guy 99]

CA MP ordnance 1873-46 : Each shop is required to employ a Linda, a Jessica, an Anna or two, and either an Amy, Coco, or Yoyo. That's the law.

Hahahahahhahah. Close to believable.

[Nice Guy 99]

So where is SH and BW? What's the actual name?

Lemon, just Google "Bamboo Wood Massage" and the website, many reviews, etc will pop up. It's actually called Bamboo Wood Foot Reflexology. BW is on the second floor of a typical strip mall building and SH is almost directly below on the first floor. Of the 2, I recommend BW ... but SH ain't bad.

Be sure to file some reports, or if they are over the top reports just PM me.

Have fun!

NG99.

[Seeking Sex]

So where is SH and BW? What's the actual name?

BW = bamboo wood on second floor in the strip mall located on the south east corner of Magnolia and Westminster.

SH = Don't remember the name. Maybe sunny health reflexology or something similar. But it is just below BW.

[Nice Guy 99]

And in response to another mongers inquiry, Yoyo is still downstairs at SH as of Tuesday.

PAS, I don't know the Yoyo at SH, but as of today (and maybe several days earlier) there's a Yoyo at BW. She gives a nice hard massage but still seems to be learning the ropes when it comes to extras at BW. Most likely two different MTs using the same stage name.

NG99.

[Seeking Sex]

There's a spot on ball / Euclid near the sandwich shop. Can someone point me out to it? There's like 3 chiro places nearby.

Beside this coffee shop located at
1201 S Euclid St, Anaheim, CA 92802

[Ggwrx11]

There's a spot on ball / Euclid near the sandwich shop. Can someone point me out to it? There's like 3 chiro places nearby.

It shares walls with the sandwich shop.