Massage Parlor Reports

[JamesBlond007]

Other indicators that this is a fictional short story:- They always get the house fee at the counter; never wait until you get to the room. - Anna is the older of the two providers and, while she could use an occasional workout next door at Golds, she doesn't run (off) anywhere or even move quickly. - Neither Anna / Lily would think of undressing without covering everything that you brought with you with a towel / robe first. - $70 is the hour fee and she supposedly went from TS to HE without the 45 min. Thorough massage she is most know for. - No AMP would take those kinds of risk with a first time customer and no Asian provider would ever be that forward. Sounds like this guy was at a West coast massage joint staffed by bubbly, bleached blonds (no offense to them because as one of member here says, "Always be kind to the ladies." - I found this guy's post about as revolting as I would had he posted a description of his child porn exploits. No place for that here. - If any of this was were true, I for one would stop going there. Senior members, would I be in violation of some sort of monger Code to mention this to or show this posting to Anna and Lily?

I wouldn't show any review here to any provider. 2nd rule of fight club.

[LowerBackPain]

Other indicators that this is a fictional short story:- They always get the house fee at the counter; never wait until you get to the room. - Anna is the older of the two providers and, while she could use an occasional workout next door at Golds, she doesn't run (off) anywhere or even move quickly. - Neither Anna / Lily would think of undressing without covering everything that you brought with you with a towel / robe first. - $70 is the hour fee and she supposedly went from TS to HE without the 45 min. Thorough massage she is most know for. - No AMP would take those kinds of risk with a first time customer and no Asian provider would ever be that forward. Sounds like this guy was at a West coast massage joint staffed by bubbly, bleached blonds (no offense to them because as one of member here says, "Always be kind to the ladies." - I found this guy's post about as revolting as I would had he posted a description of his child porn exploits. No place for that here. - If any of this was were true, I for one would stop going there. Senior members, would I be in violation of some sort of monger Code to mention this to or show this posting to Anna and Lily?

Had a dream about Lily near golds. Have a friend that can't shut up about her so I figured I'd finally check her out for myself. I asked how I'd know it was really her just by the name and he said they don't typically switch names and based on his description I'd know right away if it was her out not. Boy was he right. Made an appointment with her and when I got there I was greeted by the most attractive chick I've ever seen in this hobby. I was told not to expect more than some Russian work. However I always bring extra just in case.

When I first greeted Lily she seem very bubbly and excited which is not completely uncommon but her attitude was through the roof. Like she hadn't seen me in years and I just met her. Anyway it was a nice welcoming attitude and figured she was overreacting for a big tip. Now I do work out and I'm very well fit from intermittent fasting and weight lifting. I only mention this because my buddy thinks this is the reason my experience was so much better than he's had.

So when I get in the room she asks for the house fee. 7 and I always make sure they see I have extra with me but she doesn't say anything but yelled to the other woman. Now I think something is wrong and start to get a bit uncomfortable and I ask that. 7 is correct? Seconds later the other woman takes the house fee and runs off. Lily then motions toward my clothes without leaving the room. This is fine with me but a little weird because I've never had that happen before. As I started to undress she stops me and asks if she can help so I said sure. She gets my shirt off and she smiles and asks if I work out...

[JamesBlond007]

Senior members, I know a lot of mongers use the word dream in their posts and this certainly sounds like it may literally have been one. I've known and been a customer of Lily / Anna for years and no one there would ever do any of that stuff. The main reason many of us are such loyal customers / dreamers is because it is such a discreet and safe place. I've heard stories of how some guys exaggerate their exploits when talking with the guys. So my question to senior members is, "Is the posting below to be believed or definitely taken with a tablespoon of salt. " By the way, my last visit with Lily was 4 days ago and, while she (and Anna) was as lovely as ever, it was what all other posts in this forum implies is to be expected there.

I've seen Lilly a few times, and she is very pretty and well blessed, but I'm 98% sure that story (while mildly entertaining) didn't actually happen, and I don't buy the "well I was so buff and / or handsome she was all over me" BS. I was waiting for the punch line where she didn't even want a donation at the end. I'm not a bad looking guy myself, and I've only had CFS at one place where the therapist was remotely passionate about it, and that was due to some good coxmanship and a lucky chemistry. Most of the time it's overpriced and uninteresting no matter what you look like, what you do or how much you tip, esp in the burg. The baffling bit or me was I couldn't tell what that was an ad for, the AMP or the gym.

[JayCramer80]

Had a dream about Lily near golds. Have a friend that can't shut up about her so I figured I'd finally check her out for myself. I asked how I'd know it was really her just by the name and he said they don't typically switch names and based on his description I'd know right away if it was her out not. Boy was he right. Made an appointment with her and when I got there I was greeted by the most attractive chick I've ever seen in this hobby. I was told not to expect more than some Russian work. However I always bring extra just in case.

When I first greeted Lily she seem very bubbly and excited which is not completely uncommon but her attitude was through the roof. Like she hadn't seen me in years and I just met her. Anyway it was a nice welcoming attitude and figured she was overreacting for a big tip. Now I do work out and I'm very well fit from intermittent fasting and weight lifting. I only mention this because my buddy thinks this is the reason my experience was so much better than he's had.

So when I get in the room she asks for the house fee. 7 and I always make sure they see I have extra with me but she doesn't say anything but yelled to the other woman. Now I think something is wrong and start to get a bit uncomfortable and I ask that. 7 is correct? Seconds later the other woman takes the house fee and runs off. Lily then motions toward my clothes without leaving the room. This is fine with me but a little weird because I've never had that happen before. As I started to undress she stops me and asks if she can help so I said sure. She gets my shirt off and she smiles and asks if I work out. I laughed and said at my age this doesn't come without some work which I'm not sure if she quite got the joke so I followed up with a yes. Now before she gets the pants and shoes off she that's squeezing my chest and abs and not just for passing moment either. I made a joke like this is supposed to be the other way around and she just giggles. Then with my pants still on she just reached right down my pants and starts to play with junior. I'm thinking to myself why have I taken so long to come here before. She finally gets my pants down and and gives a quick lick on the balls and shaft on the way back up. So I'm now certain some sort of CBJ or BBJ is in the cards for me. She doesn't ask but just leads me to the back for a ts, which is fine with me because I always ask for one anyway. After the flip in the ts she starts playing, not teasing, I thought she was going to finished me on the TS but certainly got me close and then rinsed me off and we go back to the room.

She pointed to my wallet and says you take care of me I take care of you so I said of course. Now she never asked for the money up front and there was no negotiation. She never asked me to lay down just started taking off her clothes. Oh my God her body is amazing for an AMP and those tires are outstanding. She kneels down and just starts giving a very enthusiastic BBJ with lots of attention to the boys. 5 minutes of that and she then gets on the table and motions to me. Now as hot as she is I'm not taking any chances and I always come prepared. Not sure if BBFS was what she was implying but I grab the cover and I'm off to the races. I'm only average in size and to my surprise she was tight. Started as standing mish then doggie, then regular mish on the table. Then both of us were standing from behind which she really seemed to like. Moved onto the couch for some cg so I could do some nursing on those immaculate breasts which I dragged out for awhile. Started to get close to busting and I asked if she could go back to a BBBJ to finished. She jumped off ripped the bag off and goes to town without hesitation. I tell her I'm going to cum and she either don't hear me or didn't care and I start throwing rope. A few in the mouth, she pulls back a after a bit and a the last few hit her in the nose, chin, chest. She motions me to grab her a paper towel which I got but then I ask her to spit the rest out on her tits which she does. I give her the paper towels after I take in the image of all that cum running down her face and tits. She gets dressed and leaves for the first time to get me a hot towel. I look at my watch and I've got about 15 min left of my hour so I asked her to rub my neck and shoulders. I gave her 1. 2 expecting a little disappointment and she smiles and almost berated me as to when I'd be back. Needless to say my friend is a bit jealous and called me the other day to say he got a gym membership LOL. This girl is a gem so treat her right. I will be back so to see if lightning strikes twice.

You must be really something. This being your very first post ever and getting something that nobody has ever gotten before. Lily and Anna have been here a long time and all of sudden you are the one and only. I'm wondering if this is just an Ad for Golds Gym! I highly doubt you are the only man that's works out and went to CiCi's.

[JayCramer80]

Senior members, I know a lot of mongers use the word dream in their posts and this certainly sounds like it may literally have been one. I've known and been a customer of Lily / Anna for years and no one there would ever do any of that stuff. The main reason many of us are such loyal customers / dreamers is because it is such a discreet and safe place. I've heard stories of how some guys exaggerate their exploits when talking with the guys. So my question to senior members is, "Is the posting below to be believed or definitely taken with a tablespoon of salt. " By the way, my last visit with Lily was 4 days ago and, while she (and Anna) was as lovely as ever, it was what all other posts in this forum implies is to be expected there.

Yeah, doesn't sound like Lily.

[LowerBackPain]

Senior members, I know a lot of mongers use the word dream in their posts and this certainly sounds like it may literally have been one. I've known and been a customer of Lily / Anna for years and no one there would ever do any of that stuff. The main reason many of us are such loyal customers / dreamers is because it is such a discreet and safe place. I've heard stories of how some guys exaggerate their exploits when talking with the guys. So my question to senior members is, "Is the posting below to be believed or definitely taken with a tablespoon of salt. " By the way, my last visit with Lily was 4 days ago and, while she (and Anna) was as lovely as ever, it was what all other posts in this forum implies is to be expected there.

Had a dream about Lily near golds. Have a friend that can't shut up about her so I figured I'd finally check her out for myself. I asked how I'd know it was really her just by the name and he said they don't typically switch names and based on his description I'd know right away if it was her out not. Boy was he right. Made an appointment with her and when I got there I was greeted by the most attractive chick I've ever seen in this hobby. I was told not to expect more than some Russian work. However I always bring extra just in case.

When I first greeted Lily she seem very bubbly and excited which is not completely uncommon but her attitude was through the roof. Like she hadn't seen me in years and I just met her. Anyway it was a nice welcoming attitude and figured she was overreacting for a big tip. Now I do work out and I'm very well fit from intermittent fasting and weight lifting. I only mention this because my buddy thinks this is the reason my experience was so much better than he's had.

So when I get in the room she asks for the house fee. 7 and I always make sure they see I have extra with me but she doesn't say anything but yelled to the other woman. Now I think something is wrong and start to get a bit uncomfortable and I ask that. 7 is correct? Seconds later the other woman takes the house fee and runs off. Lily then motions toward my clothes without leaving the room. This is fine with me but a little weird because I've never had that happen before. As I started to undress she stops me and asks if she can help so I said sure. She gets my shirt off and she smiles and asks if I work out. I laughed and said at my age this doesn't come without some work which I'm not sure if she quite got the joke so I followed up with a yes. Now before she gets the pants and shoes off she that's squeezing my chest and abs and not just for passing moment either. I made a joke like this is supposed to be the other way around and she just giggles. Then with my pants still on she just reached right down my pants and starts to play with junior. I'm thinking to myself why have I taken so long to come here before. She finally gets my pants down and and gives a quick lick on the balls and shaft on the way back up. So I'm now certain some sort of CBJ or BBJ is in the cards for me. She doesn't ask but just leads me to the back for a ts, which is fine with me because I always ask for one anyway. After the flip in the ts she starts playing, not teasing, I thought she was going to finished me on the TS but certainly got me close and then rinsed me off and we go back to the room.

She pointed to my wallet and says you take care of me I take care of you so I said of course. Now she never asked for the money up front and there was no negotiation. She never asked me to lay down just started taking off her clothes. Oh my God her body is amazing for an AMP and those tires are outstanding. She kneels down and just starts giving a very enthusiastic BBJ with lots of attention to the boys. 5 minutes of that and she then gets on the table and motions to me. Now as hot as she is I'm not taking any chances and I always come prepared. Not sure if BBFS was what she was implying but I grab the cover and I'm off to the races. I'm only average in size and to my surprise she was tight. Started as standing mish then doggie, then regular mish on the table. Then both of us were standing from behind which she really seemed to like. Moved onto the couch for some cg so I could do some nursing on those immaculate breasts which I dragged out for awhile. Started to get close to busting and I asked if she could go back to a BBBJ to finished. She jumped off ripped the bag off and goes to town without hesitation. I tell her I'm going to cum and she either don't hear me or didn't care and I start throwing rope. A few in the mouth, she pulls back a after a bit and a the last few hit her in the nose, chin, chest. She motions me to grab her a paper towel which I got but then I ask her to spit the rest out on her tits which she does. I give her the paper towels after I take in the image of all that cum running down her face and tits. She gets dressed and leaves for the first time to get me a hot towel. I look at my watch and I've got about 15 min left of my hour so I asked her to rub my neck and shoulders. I gave her 1. 2 expecting a little disappointment and she smiles and almost berated me as to when I'd be back. Needless to say my friend is a bit jealous and called me the other day to say he got a gym membership LOL. This girl is a gem so treat her right. I will be back so to see if lightning strikes twice.

[EDog65]

Tried 5 Mile after reading a few reviews that sparked my curiousity. In the back of a business park off the main road. Walked in with no appointment and asked for one hour which was $80, not $70 like I expected after looking on RubMap. In walks Jenny who was petite yet busty and very pretty. Exceeded my expectations on appearance. Table shower was 10-15 minutes and was the most thorough I've ever received and I complimented her on it. Minimal teasing but still fun and playful. The msssage itself was very good and she sat on my butt while rubbing me down. On the flip she asked if I wanted a HJ and I said of course. She asked how much and I said $80 expecting her to get naked and she obliged. She had greats breasts that I sucked on and she seemed to enjoy. I asked for 69 and she flipped around and I sampled the goodies while she jerked me off. I'll be sure to hit her up again. On the way out I saw another cutie that smiled and wished me a good afternoon. I'll try her next time!

[FallGuy345]

Had a dream about Lily near golds. Have a friend that can't shut up about her so I figured I'd finally check her out for myself. I asked how I'd know it was really her just by the name and he said they don't typically switch names and based on his description I'd know right away if it was her out not. Boy was he right. Made an appointment with her and when I got there I was greeted by the most attractive chick I've ever seen in this hobby. I was told not to expect more than some Russian work. However I always bring extra just in case.

When I first greeted Lily she seem very bubbly and excited which is not completely uncommon but her attitude was through the roof. Like she hadn't seen me in years and I just met her. Anyway it was a nice welcoming attitude and figured she was overreacting for a big tip. Now I do work out and I'm very well fit from intermittent fasting and weight lifting. I only mention this because my buddy thinks this is the reason my experience was so much better than he's had.

So when I get in the room she asks for the house fee. 7 and I always make sure they see I have extra with me but she doesn't say anything but yelled to the other woman. Now I think something is wrong and start to get a bit uncomfortable and I ask that. 7 is correct? Seconds later the other woman takes the house fee and runs off. Lily then motions toward my clothes without leaving the room. This is fine with me but a little weird because I've never had that happen before. As I started to undress she stops me and asks if she can help so I said sure. She gets my shirt off and she smiles and asks if I work out. I laughed and said at my age this doesn't come without some work which I'm not sure if she quite got the joke so I followed up with a yes. Now before she gets the pants and shoes off she that's squeezing my chest and abs and not just for passing moment either. I made a joke like this is supposed to be the other way around and she just giggles. Then with my pants still on she just reached right down my pants and starts to play with junior. I'm thinking to myself why have I taken so long to come here before. She finally gets my pants down and and gives a quick lick on the balls and shaft on the way back up. So I'm now certain some sort of CBJ or BBJ is in the cards for me. She doesn't ask but just leads me to the back for a ts, which is fine with me because I always ask for one anyway. After the flip in the ts she starts playing, not teasing, I thought she was going to finished me on the TS but certainly got me close and then rinsed me off and we go back to the room.

She pointed to my wallet and says you take care of me I take care of you so I said of course. Now she never asked for the money up front and there was no negotiation. She never asked me to lay down just started taking off her clothes. Oh my God her body is amazing for an AMP and those tires are outstanding. She kneels down and just starts giving a very enthusiastic BBJ with lots of attention to the boys. 5 minutes of that and she then gets on the table and motions to me. Now as hot as she is I'm not taking any chances and I always come prepared. Not sure if BBFS was what she was implying but I grab the cover and I'm off to the races. I'm only average in size and to my surprise she was tight. Started as standing mish then doggie, then regular mish on the table. Then both of us were standing from behind which she really seemed to like. Moved onto the couch for some cg so I could do some nursing on those immaculate breasts which I dragged out for awhile. Started to get close to busting and I asked if she could go back to a BBBJ to finished. She jumped off ripped the bag off and goes to town without hesitation. I tell her I'm going to cum and she either don't hear me or didn't care and I start throwing rope. A few in the mouth, she pulls back a after a bit and a the last few hit her in the nose, chin, chest. She motions me to grab her a paper towel which I got but then I ask her to spit the rest out on her tits which she does. I give her the paper towels after I take in the image of all that cum running down her face and tits. She gets dressed and leaves for the first time to get me a hot towel. I look at my watch and I've got about 15 min left of my hour so I asked her to rub my neck and shoulders. I gave her 1. 2 expecting a little disappointment and she smiles and almost berated me as to when I'd be back. Needless to say my friend is a bit jealous and called me the other day to say he got a gym membership LOL. This girl is a gem so treat her right. I will be back so to see if lightning strikes twice.

[TonyRinger]

From the distance she was ok but up close meh, decent body tho but can't touch. 50 house /40 for HE A which was mediocre. I should of just left. Sorry not paying 100 to see some average Chinese chick with an attitude naked. Won't ever go back. Probably done with Asian massage parlors really for anything else I think I am really not attracted to them like that. I will just go down to 5 mile for a massage if I am adore from workouts but other than that I don't want anything else.

[Mike85]

I'm pretty sure your right. Bella (Miyuki) has texted me from both numbers on occasion. Didn't know she came down to the Burg. I'll have to see if I can't catch her sometime and surprise her.

Absolutely right about YoYo. Good looking woman, gives a great thorough massage but other other than a mean HJ, and roaming not much else in extras. Last I heard she had gone back to NYC earlier in September. There was a new YoYo, 20's decent massage very new.

I saw her at 7 Star, called her by her GG name, she knew me from there. Maybe she is an owner? She told me she was working weekdays, not weekends, but she is no longer there. She grilled me on all of the places in the area. Let us know if she turns up again.

[Mack73]

I'm pretty sure your right. Bella (Miyuki) has texted me from both numbers on occasion. Didn't know she came down to the Burg. I'll have to see if I can't catch her sometime and surprise her.

Absolutely right about YoYo. Good looking woman, gives a great thorough massage but other other than a mean HJ, and roaming not much else in extras. Last I heard she had gone back to NYC earlier in September. There was a new YoYo, 20's decent massage very new.

If the YoYo you saw is the same who is there now, she has a pretty limited offering but does provide an excellent massage, and is very attractive. She isn't stacked up top, if that matters.

Miyuki was at 7 stars as Bella about a month ago when it first opened but hasn't been back. I suspect she owns the place and only comes in to fill in, which she still does at Green Garden in Fredericksburg from time to time. It would be nice to see her again.

[Ibtreborz]

Was traveling to DC for business and had some time to burn on my way up. Slipped by my go to Allure but there were to many vehicles already outside so decided to continue to the next exit of 95 and took a shot at 17 by the post office. Since I had meetings later that day need a place with a table shower. Door open and looking slow I decided to try. 30 minutes 4 hands it what the wheel landed on for me, so I went in got undressed and awaited the festivities. Looks not the greatest but I they put in the effort. Decent massage with plenty of teasing. On the flip one was very nervous, asked me if I had been there, turned on the lights looked around then seemed to settle in. One took of her top jumped on my stomach and nursed my while the other applied ample oil and proceeded with a nice slow HJ. Nice release followed by a much-needed TS. Donated 50 to each with no issues.

[Pinkerton90]

Any updates on this place? Can pm if preferred.

[SteveB0123]

Had a good visit the other day with Anna, (late30's to early 40's) MILF body. Had a great table shower with teasing to start, good massage with some teasing towards end and some body to body before flip. Good service after flip, highly recommend, I will be going back to see her again. Based on what I have read on this forum, if Jenny was better than her, I sure would have liked to see Jenny.

[Megadon1]

I haven't seen much about this place at all on Patriot Hwy. According to them, they have only been open for 3 days. Who knows. I don't really venture down RT 1 near the chevy dealerships so I wouldn't be able to tell you whether or not I have seen them in that strip shopping at all. There were ladies and pulled mamasan. Hell, I am taking one for everyone so I said why not, sometime they can be the MOST fun. The other 2 ladies were of average looks but one gave a fun vibe but oh well. I am going to take this old classic for a ride.

First thing first. Massage. The massage was done quite well. One of the better massages I have had here. It is not the best by far, just better than your average grab and squeeze until the main event. The hour rate is. 8 and that does include the TS (before or after, your choice) Would it make me go back, nah. If you want a plain massage, I'd go somewhere else. If I want a decent massage and and handy, I'd go somewhere else. Just my opinion. The remainder of this review will explain why.

So the first negative is the front door. It is located in a small strip shopping in front of Rt. 1. It would not be bad if it wasn't for the front door being locked and you need to ring a doorbell and wait while people are hanging out in front of the other few businesses there. If they had that unlocked and the locked door inside, that would be more discreet. Second negative is that it's. 8 for the hour. It's chump change for the 10 spot but still. Third negative was the flip and negotiations. During the TS, it was business like. Everything was washed but nothing that screams it's going to be fun. It seemed like hospital climate. Before the flip, there was obvious teasing. The gentle glide on the balls and running of the finger tip down the shaft and tip as she does the legs. Got my hopes up. So I flip and here is where it all goes south. She kneels next to me and asked what I want. Now, she isn't the best looker but I thought this is the exploration mission is unknown and I need to see the edges of the earth even though my guide was an older generation model. I mention I wanted everything and she looked confused. Whatever. She then asked if I want the good ending or the ok ending. I ask what's in the good ending curiously. I get the generic, It's much better. This goes back and forth a few times and my frustration is building because I asked how much is the good ending and she asks me how much I will pay. Look, I am not going to sell and buy this transaction when I have no clue what's included. I ask if boom boom was involved. Nope, can't do that. I ask for BJ. Nope, she doesn't do that. So now I figuring its a HJ with a finger up the butt since this ending is special. I ask again, what is the "good" massage. She then goes into some story about how everyone wants the good. I finally ask if she will do a P2 P camel slide with a HJ for $. She accepts and say that she doesn't ever do that but okay. Now we are getting somewhere. She ends up not doing that and I call her out. She then says she never takes off clothes. As this point, I've am all oiled down there and with her hands full of my junk. I tell her well the price of the ending is now. 8. She agrees. I said. 8 only because, I'm getting my rocks off. 4-. 6 is the norm for the HJ. I'm chipping in. 2 for a decent massage and cracks of the back. I think its fair despite the breach in the contract. So the good ending, she has me slide down the table so that my legs are hanging off. She then pets-yes pets- my thighs, balls and crack while barely stroking me off. I am having a slight difficulty getting hard because I am trying to figure things out. She finally keeps stroking me because I tell her to. Eventually, I pop. She then tells me I am too difficult. She tells me she work too long. I shrug and said she needs to earn it, I don't just pop for anyone, I'm not a ****.

Afterwards, I start to take. 2 off the tip and she is trying to be playful complaining how hard she worked while pleading her case on why it should be $ for a tip. I stand strong and polite and mention, why and take my cash back. I hate shit like that. She walks me out and all the other ladies swarm me and asks if it was okay. I say yes, it was fine and leave before I switch my mood. As I walk out, there was some dude hanging out in front the side office and some people talking outside the car rental place. They kinda looked but I didn't give a shit, plus I had my covid mask on.

So there ya go fellas. Take it for what it's worth. Be safe out there.

Never in all my years have I had that experience. I'm back from an extended stay in Amsterdam. You might take the journey overseas. No need to negotiate. Hard to come back to the states. In this hobby you get what you put into it. I can't speak any louder, go in with an expectation for a massage, after all that IS what you are paying for. Politely go with the flow. You might be well rewarded. You should research before you go, so you know what can be expected. I am never disappointed, but I do some data collection beforehand.