Massage Parlor Reports

[PhilAShow]

New to the FS scene. Did a search on Linda, and let's just say, I'm thoroughly confused. Feels like 50% of girls in AMPs decide to use Linda. SH? BW? What does it stand for? Which Linda offer FS? And which one is the best one in your guys' opinion?

There's nothing magical about the names they choose. Most often a coworker will suggest a familiar name. Short and easy to remember. Oftentimes it might be a repeat name at that jack shack that rings a few bells for the older mongers. Most times when a girl changes stores their work name changes. When an Anna showed up recently at SH everyone asked "The Anna? LOL. That's the second Linda there too.

And in response to another mongers inquiry, Yoyo is still downstairs at SH as of Tuesday.

[KalvinHobbs]

No luck with FS at Home Depot but I was able to pick up some new garden tools and potting soil. I usually seek my happy endings at darker places with private rooms. But it does sound exciting to get hand service behind a stack of 2 x4's.

LOL meant detox spot and had my visit earlier this week. Got an older Hispanic very big ass. 40 house + 140 FS. Probably could have bargained down, pretty new to the MP scene. Or maybe even reject and see if they had anyone else avail.

[Dohma22]

Ya for sure repeat business = trust and with some providers throwing $$$ doesn't work cause of fear of getting in trouble or personal ethics who knows. Imo Majority if these providers aren't attractive and absolutely not in their 20's. I think the best description someone had was when they found someone who resembled a viet coffee shop girl. That would be young and good looking imo. Don't get me wrong I value a bw type place for price performance and somewhat of an actual back rub with good tease but the original question was for young and FS and without significant investment it doesn't exist at MPs. I've gotten lucky with one offs at wellness (rip) LE palace detox spot and the Euclid lampson (hpending69) but more often 9/10 you're still rolling the dice on looks and age. I see a reviews of Bali coconut top ten bio that's overly positive and it doesn't take long for a bad review re bait switch or non looker provider. Part of the fun to me is to go and ask to see who's available and ask who's the friendliest kinda enjoy rolling the dice.

For the record haven't been to haven or angel rubs yet cause at those prices I'd rather book an hx girl. And I'm not a Korean agency regular cause did that for years and they are never that great looking to me and you can have your way but I prefer more connection than the robotic GFE. All personal preference of course to each his own!

Doh. I'd be interested in what you think of the following theory regarding Asian Jack Shacks. In every one of these JS-AMPs there are a few older Asian MTs that don't look bad. The average Laowai / Poringer might guess their ages at 10+ years younger. The MTs are people (some never think of that). If a monger spends enough time, has game, spends a reasonable amount on tips he will begin to break through the MT's protective shell. Eventually there may be mutually pleasurable FS that is not closely tied to money.

This has been my experience around the world. Sure you can go out and spend megabucks on a FS for pay girl but this is not the same. So my advice is if you meet someone you like in a JS-AMP and she seems friendly back, then spend a couple of months working it and see where it goes.

Thoughts?

NG99.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

New to the FS scene. Did a search on Linda, and let's just say, I'm thoroughly confused. Feels like 50% of girls in AMPs decide to use Linda. SH? BW? What does it stand for? Which Linda offer FS? And which one is the best one in your guys' opinion?

CA MP ordnance 1873-46 : Each shop is required to employ a Linda, a Jessica, an Anna or two, and either an Amy, Coco, or Yoyo. That's the law.

[Mango Lvr]

Has any one been here? Here they have hot late 30 Chinese girls. If true. How much damage?

And they give good back rubs and HJ.

Was there a few weeks back. Standard FS place. Hot 30's? Yes, give or take. Standard 40 entry and 100/120 for the fun (I don't remember exactly). I went once and would return in a pinch.

[Lemonade1]

New to the FS scene. Did a search on Linda, and let's just say, I'm thoroughly confused. Feels like 50% of girls in AMPs decide to use Linda. SH? BW? What does it stand for? Which Linda offer FS? And which one is the best one in your guys' opinion?

[DarkRoomDaddy]

The girls there are definitely younger than the average mid forties to 50's provider in the OC. I wouldn't say they were younger than 30, though. They're probably 30's to under mid 40's. A petite Asian woman wearing make up looks a lot younger than she actually is. Even houses like VIP has girls that are great looking girls they are probably 30 and older. They just look young to western eyes.

There are plenty of younger girls pulling peters but they often the worst experience. I will take a girl who has pulled a pile of popping peckers any days.

I think Asian women look younger for these reasons:

- they are often small and petite, which we associate with youth because of our society's obesity problem.

- they can easily dye their hair from gray back to black (other hair colors tend to look brassy when dyed).

- Asian (and Hispanic and black) skin seems thicker and less likely to wrinkle than white skin.

- The rooms are dark. If you are there at closing time and the lights come up, it can be a jolt of "WTF did I just do?

- dick goggles. When you're in the mood for a pull, they start looking more attractive.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Doh. I'd be interested in what you think of the following theory regarding Asian Jack Shacks. In every one of these JS-AMPs there are a few older Asian MTs that don't look bad. The average Laowai / Poringer might guess their ages at 10+ years younger. The MTs are people (some never think of that). If a monger spends enough time, has game, spends a reasonable amount on tips he will begin to break through the MT's protective shell. Eventually there may be mutually pleasurable FS that is not closely tied to money.

This has been my experience around the world. Sure you can go out and spend megabucks on a FS for pay girl but this is not the same. So my advice is if you meet someone you like in a JS-AMP and she seems friendly back, then spend a couple of months working it and see where it goes.

NG99.

With all respect to the distinguished gentleman NG, I am sure that is an efficient strategy. Seeing a girl once a week for 4 months would cost about $1500 with absolutely no guarantee of anything that you can't get for a $50 tip. And a year, we are talking $5 k. Indeed, these girls love guys to get into this kind of repeat business because it fattens their bank accounts. On many levels this is a purely business transaction, but its one where you allow the other party to dispense what they want. As you know in Asian culture, its common to have a kept woman who get a regular retainer. So they are unlikely to see this as a process of opening doors. In fact, they might easily assume that you are content with the apetizers even though you might be paying for entrees. Would it not be better to communicate your goals, and expect to see some steady progress? Would you go into a car shop and give them $500 and see what work they feel like doing on your Tesla?

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Been a member for a long time have not contributed in a long while. Sr. Members thank you for all the amazing reports of your adventures. Much appreciated.

Went to BW located on the second floor after reading the reports here. Paid $35 for an hr. , amazing price. Got YoYo, cannot remember reading any reports about her so was not to sure what to expect. YoYo gave a great, actually amazing strong massage wow. On the flip got a HJ nothing else was on the menu. I was not disappointed especially given the price.

There is a Yoyo downstairs. Who is one of the prettiest girls but renowned for her low quality jacks. Occasionally a girl swaps shops but am not aware of Yoyo going up. There are a few live wires in SH, and a few girls in both places who will open their secret menu, when you pull out 100+. But don't expect to go in the first time for man handling and expect to get to 3rd base.

[TurnOvah]

The Philippines!

Puki at Sycuan but very expensive.

[Nice Guy 99]

Young chics FS mp doesn't exist. Some places might have 1 for a short while but someone will follow up with a poor review. This forum is pretty much about jack shacks and older providers with few boundaries named Lucy.

Doh. I'd be interested in what you think of the following theory regarding Asian Jack Shacks. In every one of these JS-AMPs there are a few older Asian MTs that don't look bad. The average Laowai / Poringer might guess their ages at 10+ years younger. The MTs are people (some never think of that). If a monger spends enough time, has game, spends a reasonable amount on tips he will begin to break through the MT's protective shell. Eventually there may be mutually pleasurable FS that is not closely tied to money.

This has been my experience around the world. Sure you can go out and spend megabucks on a FS for pay girl but this is not the same. So my advice is if you meet someone you like in a JS-AMP and she seems friendly back, then spend a couple of months working it and see where it goes.

Thoughts?

NG99.

[Ass Lover]

Been a member for a long time have not contributed in a long while. Sr. Members thank you for all the amazing reports of your adventures. Much appreciated.

Went to BW located on the second floor after reading the reports here. Paid $35 for an hr. , amazing price. Got YoYo, cannot remember reading any reports about her so was not to sure what to expect. YoYo gave a great, actually amazing strong massage wow. On the flip got a HJ nothing else was on the menu. I was not disappointed especially given the price.

[AlCapone2006]

You're not being harsh with your question! I've definitely read a lot of reports with a handful of them being < 30 but whenever I read them it was either bad timing on my end or I didn't have the funds (fortunately I now have a decent amount of funds). A lot of the reports at least recently have been focused on SW or places that have girls much older than what I'm looking for; the ones that do talk about girls under 30 are from a while back so assumption is that they've up and left already. Just wanted to know current stock.

About THH, yeah I have to agree that a lot of the girls there were probably 30's-40's but I think I went when there was a girl who was definitely closer to my age (I'm Asian so I can usually guess-ti mate their age quite well). Either way, not sure who they have there now but if anyone knows feel free to chime in.

Is this the place next to sandwich shop in Anaheim?

[AlCapone2006]

In Wm, next to Seafood restaurant in busy Bolsa center.

Had a older girl name. Lucy or sulu. Her English was bad but late 40's. Good Bush. Great massage total $40 plus 60.

No FS. Just wondering if anyone got more than a HJ.

[AlCapone2006]

Has any one been here? Here they have hot late 30 Chinese girls. If true. How much damage?

And they give good back rubs and HJ.