Massage Parlor Reports

[WhoreMaster 91]

Recently joined and thought I'd post my first review. And sad to say I got taken for a ride. I chalk it up to nerves and excitement that derailed my judgement haha. So after reading lots about Simple Massage, I thought I'd give it a try and see if Cici was available. I called around 11:30 asking if she was available and the person on the phone just said sure come in. When I got there I opened the door and it was empty other than 2 ladies, both older looking. One stood up and I said I had an appointment with Cici and she responded that she was Cici. I started doing a quick up and down seeing if she was the one all the reviews were talking about but I didn't see any outstanding features other than her rack so I figured it was her.

Impressions.

L 5-6. She's definitely mid to late 40's or maybe even early 50's. She had long hair and tons of makeup to hide her age. Really just too much makeup for my liking. She wore a white crop top and some very very colorful yoga pants. Zero ass. And I noticed a large tattoo on her lower back. She does have a bit of a midsection going. The only saving grace was her rack.

A- She was nice enough and cordial.

S- I only got a HJ because I didn't want to go all in on my first time and it was the right decision for me. She started out with light touching down my back down to my ass and then like after a minute told me to flip. The HJ was just whatever. A little moaning here and there from her. She lifted her top up and I got to suckle on her breasts a bit and just fondled her for the entire time. She just kept saying "softer softer. " My god woman, I'm barely squeezing. A total turn off. I tried to pull down her yoga pants. She let me for a little bit but eventually pulled back and pulled her pants back up hahaha. But she really has no ass. I just focused on her tits. She gave some compliments here and there and after the deed was done she asked if I still wanted the massage. I said yes. The massage was actually decent albeit short. She did this thing where she knelt on my legs and back and just kneaded all the knots out. I was quite relaxed after.

E. This is the kicker. I ended up paying 140 totalI could have sworn I asked for a HHR but when I got into the room, she said it was 60. I was a bit shocked but like I said, nerves, and so I gave in. Then she asked what I was looking for. I made a gesture for a HJ and she was like, "only a HJ?" She then asked what I was going to tip her. I remembered mostly everyone here said a HJ is another 40. So I went with that. She laughed it off and said no way. Ugh. She then said 60 and I said "topless?" I had to see that rack everyone was raving about. She then laughed again and said 70. I said fine. I gave her 80 because I didn't have change. Well guess what. She never gave me change hahaha. Not surprising but a ***** move on her part. This really just ruined the time for me because of the shadiness. She just nickle and dimed me. At the end of it she was like bring more money next time. I did ask her how much would CFS cost and she said 160.

Are. That's a negative. I chalk up the money spent as a life experience but I won't be going back to see her. There was another lady there who looked older and I wondered if that was NeNe that other people have talked about but even then I wouldn't see her either.

Well that's it. My first foray into AMP. I hope this is helpful. Turned out Cici just wasn't for me. If my report format is all that let me know what else you'd want to know or how I can improve.

If anyone can recommend a younger HJ provider, preferably petite and non asian but petite asian is good too, I'd greatly appreciate it. I'm still searching for that 80-90 otd range. Read about a Vivian at Angel Spa but not sure if she still works there or what days. A PM would be great. Hope to add more as I dive into the rabbit hole.

That's all folks!

160 $ For FS? She must be crazy.

[Maverick168]

Recently joined and thought I'd post my first review. And sad to say I got taken for a ride. I chalk it up to nerves and excitement that derailed my judgement haha. So after reading lots about Simple Massage, I thought I'd give it a try and see if Cici was available. I called around 11:30 asking if she was available and the person on the phone just said sure come in. When I got there I opened the door and it was empty other than 2 ladies, both older looking. One stood up and I said I had an appointment with Cici and she responded that she was Cici. I started doing a quick up and down seeing if she was the one all the reviews were talking about but I didn't see any outstanding features other than her rack so I figured it was her.

Impressions.

L 5-6. She's definitely mid to late 40's or maybe even early 50's. She had long hair and tons of makeup to hide her age. Really just too much makeup for my liking. She wore a white crop top and some very very colorful yoga pants. Zero ass. And I noticed a large tattoo on her lower back. She does have a bit of a midsection going. The only saving grace was her rack.

A- She was nice enough and cordial.

S- I only got a HJ because I didn't want to go all in on my first time and it was the right decision for me. She started out with light touching down my back down to my ass and then like after a minute told me to flip. The HJ was just whatever. A little moaning here and there from her. She lifted her top up and I got to suckle on her breasts a bit and just fondled her for the entire time. She just kept saying "softer softer. " My god woman, I'm barely squeezing. A total turn off. I tried to pull down her yoga pants. She let me for a little bit but eventually pulled back and pulled her pants back up hahaha. But she really has no ass. I just focused on her tits. She gave some compliments here and there and after the deed was done she asked if I still wanted the massage. I said yes. The massage was actually decent albeit short. She did this thing where she knelt on my legs and back and just kneaded all the knots out. I was quite relaxed after.

E. This is the kicker. I ended up paying 140 totalI could have sworn I asked for a HHR but when I got into the room, she said it was 60. I was a bit shocked but like I said, nerves, and so I gave in. Then she asked what I was looking for. I made a gesture for a HJ and she was like, "only a HJ?" She then asked what I was going to tip her. I remembered mostly everyone here said a HJ is another 40. So I went with that. She laughed it off and said no way. Ugh. She then said 60 and I said "topless?" I had to see that rack everyone was raving about. She then laughed again and said 70. I said fine. I gave her 80 because I didn't have change. Well guess what. She never gave me change hahaha. Not surprising but a ***** move on her part. This really just ruined the time for me because of the shadiness. She just nickle and dimed me. At the end of it she was like bring more money next time. I did ask her how much would CFS cost and she said 160.

Are. That's a negative. I chalk up the money spent as a life experience but I won't be going back to see her. There was another lady there who looked older and I wondered if that was NeNe that other people have talked about but even then I wouldn't see her either.

Well that's it. My first foray into AMP. I hope this is helpful. Turned out Cici just wasn't for me. If my report format is all that let me know what else you'd want to know or how I can improve.

If anyone can recommend a younger HJ provider, preferably petite and non asian but petite asian is good too, I'd greatly appreciate it. I'm still searching for that 80-90 otd range. Read about a Vivian at Angel Spa but not sure if she still works there or what days. A PM would be great. Hope to add more as I dive into the rabbit hole.

That's all folks!

[LostLimit]

I went over to V*P-*VY last week and was greeted and taken to the room by Sop*. One of the best feelings of the hobby is when you draw the looks, and body type that you been craving. Provider has some gorgeous D-F size naturals, small waist for a thick girl, and a nice round ass. She gives you Alison Tyler vibes.

5 door, 1.2 FS.

Massage, flipped to CBJ, mission to completion. I couldn't hold for long since I so excited just by looking at her. Popped in the bag, cleaned up, and off I went.

I will repeat because I have to get another dose of her. Hopefully last much longer on the next go around.

I'll be writing more reviews of my visits, since I been trying to become a senior member for over a decade now.

Are hobbyists really dishing out 1.4 to 1.6 now in LMPs? Like Whoa, y'all need to stop! I was still getting. 4 door and 1.0 FS prior to 4/22. Newbies need to stop inflating! I have to keep telling these providers that I only do 1.0 and maybe 1. 2 if the service is good. Being quoted 1. 6 is awful, and crazy is when they see my face they step back and say "for you 1.0, So not sure who needs to hear it, but get some balls and tell them no at the 1.4 and 1.6.

Sorry for the rant at the end.

There are a couple LMP that offer 1. 4 out the door for FS.

You are dishing out 1. 7 total for that AMP in your review so why would you say 1. 4 is too much at LMP unless you mean 1. 4 + house fee.

[FourIncher]

I went over to V*P-*VY last week and was greeted and taken to the room by Sop*. One of the best feelings of the hobby is when you draw the looks, and body type that you been craving. Provider has some gorgeous D-F size naturals, small waist for a thick girl, and a nice round ass. She gives you Alison Tyler vibes.

5 door, 1.2 FS.

Massage, flipped to CBJ, mission to completion. I couldn't hold for long since I so excited just by looking at her. Popped in the bag, cleaned up, and off I went.

I will repeat because I have to get another dose of her. Hopefully last much longer on the next go around.

I'll be writing more reviews of my visits, since I been trying to become a senior member for over a decade now.

Are hobbyists really dishing out 1.4 to 1.6 now in LMPs? Like Whoa, y'all need to stop! I was still getting. 4 door and 1.0 FS prior to 4/22. Newbies need to stop inflating! I have to keep telling these providers that I only do 1.0 and maybe 1. 2 if the service is good. Being quoted 1. 6 is awful, and crazy is when they see my face they step back and say "for you 1.0, So not sure who needs to hear it, but get some balls and tell them no at the 1.4 and 1.6.

Sorry for the rant at the end.

[MikeIn626]

Where's a good place at a reasonable price (cheap) for a good massage.

Not looking extras, just a decent looking girl who can massage the shit out of my body. As I have been enjoying the massage aspect more then other stuff.

Call me crazy.

I know.

[WhoreMaster 91]

She wasn't clear, it sounds like she's taking a break and deciding what to do.

There was several times that she seemed like she was worried about someone in the building discovering what she was doing.

Well I hope she finds some other Chinese Medical facility to work in pronto, was hoping on seeing her again.

[Curley88]

She is going to work somewhere else?

She wasn't clear, it sounds like she's taking a break and deciding what to do.

There was several times that she seemed like she was worried about someone in the building discovering what she was doing.

[WhoreMaster 91]

I got a message from Shirley today saying.

"Hello this is not safe.

I don't work here anymore. "

"I'm going no vacation during this time."

She is going to work somewhere else?

[Curley88]

I got a message from Shirley today saying.

"Hello this is not safe.

I don't work here anymore. "

"I'm going no vacation during this time."

[StoryTeller69]

I'm not in the area very often but I decided to hit this spot up as it's fairly well known even on the LA forum no smell as mentioned prior here but Nene was solid. A tight fit for someone who doesn't look like she's in her prime anymore. Her BBBJ skills though were notable and I'd come here just for that if it were cheaper. Total damage was $.80. A bit steep IMO but leagues better than what I was quoted by VIP. Plus, I actually got a 20 minute massage being the first customer of the day.

[PapiiChulo]

Appreciate any info on El Monte apt? I'm looking for younger Asian or Latina.

Saw Sugar today after work in the afternoon. Asked for her age but she wouldn't give but I assume she's 40's, Chinese. Face is not ugly nor pretty, but she does have a fairly nice body, legs, breasts and smooth skin. Paid the house fee and told her I've been here many times before. Got a very quick rub down less than 2 minutes because she knows what I'm already there for. Asked for everything and she wanted $. 2. Told her I usually paid $ only here. After hesitation and some negotiation she finally agreed but I didn't carry enough cash. Asked me to Zelle instead. In the end I tipped her $. 2 instead of the agreed $ because I can tell service was going to be shitty if she wasn't happy, (from lots of past experiences). Place the rubber on and proceed with a mediocre BJ, not enough suction nor deep enough. After a minute, asked me if I'm ready, I said no so she continued. This went on 3 times until she finally just hopped on. I popped a little in the bag but it fell out during doggy and I got soft again. Asked me if I cum and I lied no she she finished me off with a HJ and I ended up popping again. Got to caress those nice smooth legs and sucked in those firm tits (B I think, I suck with rating breast size). Service was average. Total dmg $. 6. For this price I could've just gone down the street (1 min away) to the el monte apt (VIP club). Could've bang a much younger girl there for same price.

Told me she will be working through end of this month almost every day. Repeat? Maybe if I'm in the mood. Great for a quick fuck but don't expect anything spectacular. Very reserved in terms of sucking her V.

[KeepFishn]

Anybody know what she's doing now? She was one of my favorites.

PM sent on Doris from Ancient.

[Oswalt]

Sometimes you just have to acknowledge, great review.

I've reached a point in my life when I need to seriously reassess my priorities.

A month ago, I traveled to Southeast Asia for business, and familiar with the local hotspots, had an incredible time during the entire trip.

I recently went to see Shirley based on these reviews, and while she's the nicest lady, I really think I've sunk no lower having partaken in the full ride with her. The new address she operates at has been 5 years going. She used to be located further west on Valley towards Alhambra. Now, she's in a small freestanding building approximately across the street from Com Tam Kieu. Do yourself a favor and enter the driveway to park behind the building, otherwise it's street parking for you.

I can't believe I'm going to put a LASER down for Shirley. I wish I could unsee 60 minutes of my life.

L Face 3. Some say she's 50 to 60. I've seen 75 year old women more attractive than she is. You're lying to yourself if you haven't accepted the fact that she's in the 75 year old range. Body -1. QE2 was 96 when she welcomed PM Truss on television. Shirley is built like that. Not Truss, QE2 at 96.

A 8 Nicest lady. Wanted you to relax, enjoy, and return.

S 7 This score is really leaned against BLIND SERVICE. I mean seriously, I closed my eyes. BBBJ, BBFS mish, bbgrk DS. I really struggled to maintain any resemblance of an erection.

E 120 otd. She kept asking for 20 more. Really, I shouldn't have gone at all and I'd have 120 more in my pocket now.

RR Can't and can't. Super nice lady. But there's something about a bucket list item that makes you feel like kicking the bucket after you scratch it off.

[Asian Steve 22]

Anybody know what she's doing now? She was one of my favorites.

[SaltyDog]

I've reached a point in my life when I need to seriously reassess my priorities.

A month ago, I traveled to Southeast Asia for business, and familiar with the local hotspots, had an incredible time during the entire trip.

I recently went to see Shirley based on these reviews, and while she's the nicest lady, I really think I've sunk no lower having partaken in the full ride with her. The new address she operates at has been 5 years going. She used to be located further west on Valley towards Alhambra. Now, she's in a small freestanding building approximately across the street from Com Tam Kieu. Do yourself a favor and enter the driveway to park behind the building, otherwise it's street parking for you.

I can't believe I'm going to put a LASER down for Shirley. I wish I could unsee 60 minutes of my life.

L Face 3. Some say she's 50 to 60. I've seen 75 year old women more attractive than she is. You're lying to yourself if you haven't accepted the fact that she's in the 75 year old range. Body -1. QE2 was 96 when she welcomed PM Truss on television. Shirley is built like that. Not Truss, QE2 at 96.

A 8 Nicest lady. Wanted you to relax, enjoy, and return.

Shirley should have her own thread. I tried but I guess Admin won't allow.

Last time I seen her was 15-20 years ago when she and another were a SGV legend. When I seen her she was built like a tank. Thick but not fat everywhere. I'm guessing 150# guys / gals and maybe 5'5", she still thick like that? I ain't going to see her again after she helped herself to my wallet. Yes she grabbed my pants took the wallet out then I grabbed it back. She got another 20 out of me. More more more she wanted as though she deserved a lot more, she didn't get it. 20 yes but that's it. Back then I'm guessing she at least 55 yo so now I'll betcha she's 70+.

The only other legend alive right now is the Japanese granny Yumida out there in Highland. If you've ever seen Asian granny porn that's right up your alley. Yep you're right she's still active. So if you drive out there spend the hour and enjoy she's the last legends active.

Why she's working who knows maybe she enjoys her work.