Massage Parlor Reports

[Tmac32]

Had a dream at a local favorite For Him For Her. I saw Fabiola. This was my first time dreaming of her. She is taller than the other providers there with a great fit and a slender body. Her ass is amazing not much up top. She speaks very little English so knowing Spanish will help you communicate. Long story short, her massage is decent. Not much teasing at all while laying face down. On the flip she started at the thighs and did not shy away from Jr. She gave a front massage and came back for the finish. YMMV. For me I started with OTC which she was fine with. Then I pulled down her leggings to see that perfect ass. She was wearing a thong. Didn't seem like more was on the table. There was no negotiation. I paid the house fee of 1 for 45 minutes and tipped 1. She very easily could be worth more. Good luck gents!

[SexAddict96]

For shits and giggles, I am thinking of trying this place. You mentioned teasing. How much of a tease is it? Is it enough where the touching would be somewhat inappropriate if the customer was female? Or is it strictly legit and all covered?

So the talk of an extravagant Asian woman walking out of Starbucks decked out in what can only be described as a clash of cultures caught my interest. But when I read the Google reviews of kids running away in fear from a Chinese woman wearing a spring festival hanfu threatening to gun them down or go crouching tiger hidden dragon on their asses I had to see what the fuss was all about. In my line of work, death threats and mental breakdowns are just another Tuesday for me so if I wasn't going to fulfill my carnal desires with this massage I figured it would quench my dark desire to live dangerously while seeing with this cosplay cutie in person.

I walk in and Elizabeth comes out wearing what can only be described as a school girls uniform straight out of a Japanese anime. She had a blond wig decorated with white petals and she was plastered with make up. Big fake eyelashes, and black sparkling eyeliner that wouldn't be such a fashion fopaux if she wasn't 50 and had clear wrinkles seeping through the cracks of her make up.

Well I knew I was in for something special so I took an hour and paid the house fee. Elizabeth has pretty good English though her thick Chinese accent is ever present. She's clearly missing a few screws in her noggin and I would be underselling it to say she's unhinged and clinically insane. I always wondered if this was a merely a symptom of her grasp of the English language compared to other Chinese masseuses I've had who don't really speak much. From my experience, the more they talk, the more their values and ideals seem to sound absolutely batshit when compared to an American boy like me. Small talk evolved into Elizabeth going on a rant about how old white men find her attractive because she "stays young" with her style of fashion and outlook on life. She says she dresses like a teenager because she firmly believes she is young and pretty and an 18 year old in the body of a 50 something Chinese. This somehow went onto a tangent of how old Jewish men try to woo her with their wealth (since Jews have money?.stereotyping is so 2005, and I'm also Jewish BTW).

Yeah. It was a wild hour to say the least but I can tell from my psychotherapeutic massage with her that's this chick gets off on dressing like a young sexy cultural stereotype and craves the attention of middle-old age white men who come in hoping to get a "piece of that" while she jerks their dick. But here's the thing. It's a power play. She gets off on teasing it but she won't go anywhere near your junk. Denying you is the power trip she craves and she feeds off of it like the manic pixie vampire she envisions herself as.

Uhhh. I think I'll stick to the language barrier and the hand job. Thanks. I wasn't buying what Elizabeth is selling.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

[ChadZ77]

So today I saw Yin for the second time. I am not sure if that is her name. When I called for the appointment the lady that answered did not understand, so I just told her it was the new girl. Yin is the 60-year-old woman to which I am attracted. Not sure why. Today she was wearing an interesting outfit, smock like and brightly colored. She told me this is what nurses wear in China. Yin is slender attractive and has powerful arms. She will dig her elbow into your back and crack your ribs. I could hear them pop. She will make you say Uncle. I had to tell her to easy up, she cannot be more then 100 lbs.

This time I booked an hour. Again, the massage was excellent, some polite conversation and a little bit of roaming. She pushed me away at times, so I asked her if it felt bad when I touch her. She said no and then pulled away again. She ran 10 minutes over on my session. At the end while she was standing over me rubbing my forehead, I was able to get a nice peck on the lips. Then I told her that I wanted sex. I was just kidding trying to make conversation. She looked at me sternly and said, "not here. " Then she left. I gave it some thought and decided, no way on the offer. That would be crazy, but I will visit again. I strongly recommend the massage and I am not the only one that thinks so. All three rooms were occupied when I visited. On my way out the owner opened the door and wished me well as she was rubbing down some beefy monger that I am sure was eagerly awaiting extras.

There's another woman there too besides Yin and the owner. She is younger, had a mask on so it was hard to tell. Maybe this is Laura. There must be something to this place. All these Chinese gals seem sane as far as I can tell, no deranged, customed therapist running around.

I think I may have had Yin the first time which was earlier in the summer. Great massage and she was a little more flirty. She definitely whispered in my ear to ask if I wanted to upgrade from 60 minutes to 90 minutes. Which by the way just means a longer massage. She has strong hands for a little lady and the massage was great. I didn't understand her name when she told me. I actually thought she said Lauren which is how I ended up with Laura. Laura is probably the other one there that you saw. She always has a mask on and scrubs. It is always pretty busy there and I have heard women in there getting massages. It is odd that they keep the door open until the flip. Maybe it's a safety thing.

Scheduling is tough because the manager's English on the telephone is bad. She seems to understand better in person.

Again, great Massage no HE. I am actually ok with it. I am still semi hopeful. I'll keep you all posted.

[Metloaf]

It's been a few months since in the queens area. And all the buzz was the one anal licker. Any one been through there lately and have a good suggestion there?

[WillGuyMar]

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...t/482254102470

I discovered this place and was excited to learn about it. I live nearby and finding a way to get to other locations while being discrete is always an issue. Their ads are all over the place, some describing an AMP and some describing an escort crew. I drove past and scoped it out. Pretty standard AMP look. Only thing that may bother some of you is that the location is very mixed residential and business. Not discrete, but there is a lot happening on that street, so you can likely blend in. There's a somewhat sketchy 7-11 right across the street that tends to have people hanging around, but there are actual homes two doors down. I called and let them know I was near, they then communicated by text. I parked on the street out front, a few units up, and they started opening the door before I go to it.

I was greeted by Kiki, young, Chinese, probably late 20's early 30's. She's cute and thicc. Not exactly my type, but enough to get me going for the standard option. She has a great attitude, always smiling. Her massage skills are okay, not great. After a few minutes, she got the hint from my caressing her legs that I was there for more. She asked for $100 for "two hands". Have not heard that one before. I countered with $80 and asked her to remove her top. That worked. Again, not my type of body but sometimes jugs are jugs and she has them in C or D.

Standard finish. Also, they have a rewards card LOL. Ask for it. On the way out, Kiki introduced me to Tina. She looked cute too, maybe a little older. I will probably go back just because it's convenient and adequate.

[DecentManhood]

Yes, I believe you are correct that these are all the same person. Same reviews too: Beautiful but mechanical.

Has anyone tried Mali since she changed her business name from Milin? Has she improved her attitudes at all? Based on my old experience with her, I highly doubt the reviews accuracy on ter site. It just couldn't be more mechanical.

[DonQuiote]

Base math.

Chinese $70/ hr, Korean $80/ hr, Thai $120/ hr. Or the language they speak.

After a while, one can tell right away whether it is Korean AMP or Chinese AMP, you learn to be able to visually tell Korean look vs Chinese look. Also, they are run differently, most Chinese AMPs don't offer table shower, but some do. Also, I don't know of Thai AMPs Thai providers are always in apartment building.

[DonQuiote]

Anyone else ever go to this place?

Maybe I'll check it out this week. I believe this is the one that advertises as Japanese massage or Japanese girls on 680X block of Whittier.

So I gave in to my curiosity. I paid. 6 for hhr.

The girl who greeted me at the door was my provider. She is young enough, probably low 30's or late 20's. She has a cute face, but she is a big big girl.

Massage was decent enough, she ends with soft touch and then reaches under to arouse. And then the flip.

She asks what do I want, and then I said how much for what, then she says you tell me. After thinking it through, she was too big for my liking so I just asked for standard HE. Which she did a good job and I left her. 4 for the tip.

[PilotAviator]

I have used 7 therapy, the P suite, many times and have liked the service, I am into back walking and I like her massage technique. If your into big upfronts then this is not the place for you. The ts is adaquate and the menu is pretty wide open depending. I think it expands over several visit and chemistry.

A great example of YMMV. Over the years, I have used Seven as well. It is a finely equipped, always clean spa. In the past MMS and staff were always favorites of mine. I visited last week -- and, the spa remains nice, but the current manager / staff and I didn't "click. " There was nothing wrong with the visit. Agree with OMR about the menu -- but, the lack of connection is a distraction to me, so in future I'll monger elsewhere.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[OldManRose]

I have used 7 therapy, the P suite, many times and have liked the service, I am into back walking and I like her massage technique. If your into big upfronts then this is not the place for you. The ts is adaquate and the menu is pretty wide open depending. I think it expands over several visit and chemistry.

[TheDrowned]

After the crazy misadventure at Angel in Vienna I decided to opt for a cheap win and head over to Deep Blue to visit my favorite mama san, Mimi.

She has a new girl working named Jaja / Xia Xia / cha cha? I made the mistake of asking her to spell it and she spelled it Gigi. So we're going to go with Jaja with a hard consonant J sound. Jaja can pass for mid 30's (but wouldn't surprise me if she was 45-50), she's got a young face petit body not skinny but not chubby either. Right in the exact realm of normal. She was wearing denim short shorts (serpico approved) and black shirt with tits that we're not quite C but not quite B. I got a nice 30 min massage which was ok. It's a good Swedish massage but couldn't pass for a more legit technique. I could tell she was an amateur lacking the skills of Mimi but at least she used just the right amount of oil. I always hate when rookie therapist just dump half a bottle of oil on your back and rub you for 30 min. My skin is sensitive and I always break out afterwards and look like the elephant man the next day.

But overall it's one of the few places you can still get an hour for. 6.

On the flip she offers a handshake and I try to convince her to go for BJ but she tries to meet me half way and comes back with Saran Wrap. I've had these kind of BJs in the past and to be honest I found them about as pleasurable as sticking my D into a beehive. So she doesn't go for the BBBJ which I notice is something that Chinese parlors normally aren't into. I have better results going for that at the Korean AMPs. But after some back and forth I convince her to go FS but only if I provide the cover charge. So if you BYOC and $. 4 you might also be able to convince her as well but YMMV.

Mimi has been getting noise complaints from the neighbors in the area since she works underneath doctor offices so I didn't want to make too much of a ruckus. And unfortunately during the act someone was banging on the door outside and it completely distracted me but it turned out to just be another monger. (Fuck you anyway whoever you are LOL) since I got paranoid I couldn't resume. I guess I had failed my concentration check and she had to finish me by hand.

Overall it was ok. Mama san treated me for lunch afterward. That's really the takeaway here. I highly recommend you find one place you like and become a frequent patron. Be nice to the ladies especially the boss and they might take a liking to you and you might get to enjoy some extra perks.

I'm down for this crowdfund idea! A journalist writing for the Monger Times, if only that was an actual profession.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

[Big Daddy Don]

Work moved me to Tysons and trying to figure out the AMPs. I see some ads say Chinese. How do you tell if they are Thai or Korean? Even rubmaps just says asian.

Thanks!

Base math.

Chinese $70/ hr, Korean $80/ hr, Thai $120/ hr. Or the language they speak.

[Futuopedico]

Work moved me to Tysons and trying to figure out the AMPs. I see some ads say Chinese. How do you tell if they are Thai or Korean? Even rubmaps just says asian.

Thanks!

[HotFootTeddy]

Hello,

In your area for a week, can anyone suggest a good Kamp?

I see two close to me but couldn't find any reviews.

Yang Guang on Leesburg Pike and Seven Therapy Massage in falls church. Any reviews?

If you're in Alexandria, but looking at those locations, you could also check out Lime / Eden Spa near Landmark, or Shirlington Therapy. Golden is right near Sunny YG as well, but doesn't have a table shower. It also depends on what level of service you're looking for.

[PirateSkul]

How is the AMP scene in Alexandria or other suburbs here? Is it safe or does it have frequent troubles with LEO?