Massage Parlor Reports

[PuntaJaco43]

I have had the same experience there. They sort of go up to the line and then stop. The massages I get there are incredible. I have seen Laura there at least 4 times and she gives a great massage. Her English is not great but she's friendly. I keep waiting have sort of hinted but she doesn't take the bait. I still leave there happy.

Anyway,

That's my two cents.

Happy Hunting.

So today I saw Yin for the second time. I am not sure if that is her name. When I called for the appointment the lady that answered did not understand, so I just told her it was the new girl. Yin is the 60-year-old woman to which I am attracted. Not sure why. Today she was wearing an interesting outfit, smock like and brightly colored. She told me this is what nurses wear in China. Yin is slender attractive and has powerful arms. She will dig her elbow into your back and crack your ribs. I could hear them pop. She will make you say Uncle. I had to tell her to easy up, she cannot be more then 100 lbs.

This time I booked an hour. Again, the massage was excellent, some polite conversation and a little bit of roaming. She pushed me away at times, so I asked her if it felt bad when I touch her. She said no and then pulled away again. She ran 10 minutes over on my session. At the end while she was standing over me rubbing my forehead, I was able to get a nice peck on the lips. Then I told her that I wanted sex. I was just kidding trying to make conversation. She looked at me sternly and said, "not here. " Then she left. I gave it some thought and decided, no way on the offer. That would be crazy, but I will visit again. I strongly recommend the massage and I am not the only one that thinks so. All three rooms were occupied when I visited. On my way out the owner opened the door and wished me well as she was rubbing down some beefy monger that I am sure was eagerly awaiting extras.

There's another woman there too besides Yin and the owner. She is younger, had a mask on so it was hard to tell. Maybe this is Laura. There must be something to this place. All these Chinese gals seem sane as far as I can tell, no deranged, customed therapist running around.

$80 for the full hour plus a $60 tip.

Regards.

[Koolakulak]

Hello,

I'm looking for recommendations for independent in-Call providers in the Tysons area that offer massage and FS, maybe even GFE. Hoping to get a rotation that I can schedule with when I am in the area for work that is reliable and predictable. The AMPs in the area are too hit or miss for me. Something similar to Candy (who I visited), or the Korean agencies, except I don't want to give my personal info out. Otherwise, they would be perfect for what I'm looking for.

Would appreciate if you can share or private message me some recommendations that I can add to my list.

[SexyD]

My experience is that business is down across the board and providers are trying to make up for it by getting more money from the customers that remain. As the economy tightens, its more importantly than ever to hold the line on prices and force the under performers out of business. We expect quality from the other service providers in our lives, so why do so many mongers continue to overspend for inferior service or settle to grope the tits on a 65 year old woman? It's time to start raising expectations.

[MyQUOTE=JoesHome;6141744]Went to a local spot in Fairfax on Thursday night. Woman was is sweat pants, messy hair and I think is kinda ugly in the first place. Mediocre massage and then on the flip went straight for the HJ. Due to how she was acting I wasn't able to bust and towards the end she started mumbling some shit about how her hand was hurting. Stopped her and she cleaned the gobs of oil off me. When it came to the tip I gave her 30 bucks and she got all pissy saying "why you no give me more" I pointed at the clock and said for starters you shorted me 15 bucks and didn't do a good job. Fact is she's a independent and made 100 bucks in a hour. Not too many professions do you pull that kinda cheddar. People need to stop tipping these women so much. Go to Korea or any other country and a HJ is standard. With the economy these girls need to start doing a better job than the next. I'm thinking about switching gears back to streetwalkers considering you get the same results for 20 bucks in DC and all the crap behind it is cut out. [ / QUOTE].

[PirateSkul]

Hello,

In your area for a week, can anyone suggest a good Kamp?

I see two close to me but couldn't find any reviews.

Yang Guang on Leesburg Pike and Seven Therapy Massage in falls church. Any reviews?

[JoesHome]

Went to a local spot in Fairfax on Thursday night. Woman was is sweat pants, messy hair and I think is kinda ugly in the first place. Mediocre massage and then on the flip went straight for the HJ. Due to how she was acting I wasn't able to bust and towards the end she started mumbling some shit about how her hand was hurting. Stopped her and she cleaned the gobs of oil off me. When it came to the tip I gave her 30 bucks and she got all pissy saying "why you no give me more" I pointed at the clock and said for starters you shorted me 15 bucks and didn't do a good job. Fact is she's a independent and made 100 bucks in a hour. Not too many professions do you pull that kinda cheddar. People need to stop tipping these women so much. Go to Korea or any other country and a HJ is standard. With the economy these girls need to start doing a better job than the next. I'm thinking about switching gears back to streetwalkers considering you get the same results for 20 bucks in DC and all the crap behind it is cut out.

[Big Daddy Don]

With Magic being closed, I went to the end of Diggs and dropped by the spot there. Met by Michelle (I think). A little pudgy but cute enough. Her command of Engrish was lacking but she was friendly and knew the routine. She gave a good hard massage. Had to ask her to lighten up a couple of times. She didn't haggle over standard prices. Fun was had by all. She concluded our time with some more massage and seemed to know the lymphatic system as she hit all the spots.

Might repeat if I can't track down my favorites.

[ChadZ77]

I had a similar experience at QQ-1 yesterday. I had limited time and options and I needed a real massage. I have visited in the past, but this has always been legit establishment. I hadn't been there in a while, so I decided to drop in for a quick work over and to see if things had changed. I was met by Yin. Yin is an older Chinese woman in her early 60's, the owner and a family member were there also. Yin asked me for the $50 entrance fee upfront for the HH massage then led me to the room. I was instructed to take all my cloth's off and lay on the table even though I had informed Yin when I handed her the money that I just wanted a lower leg and foot massage, I was in shorts, to clarify. I'm a serious runner and lately my mussels have been extremely tight especially my glutes. (That's your but muscles). So, since I was naked, I informed her of this issue. Next thing I know she takes a glob of cream in hand and smacks me on the but with it and proceeds to give me one of the best massages I have ever had..

I have had the same experience there. They sort of go up to the line and then stop. The massages I get there are incredible. I have seen Laura there at least 4 times and she gives a great massage. Her English is not great but she's friendly. I keep waiting have sort of hinted but she doesn't take the bait. I still leave there happy.

Anyway,

That's my two cents.

Happy Hunting.

[Djmd1]

Does anyone know if Lilys on maple is open? I was calling to make an appointment and no one answers.

[DonQuiote]

Actually, the Craigslist af is about a block away in a different building. I'm.

Pretty sure the one next door to Daisy is gone.

About the Craigslist place: it's called Best Massage and is run by a fairly good looking Japanese MILF. Her name is Tina.

I saw her recently. There is no shower and she told me once she intends to get one and another time she does not. She left me in the well-appointed room to strip and hop on the table. After that she came in and gave a fairly decent, fairly deep massage. Not much teasing during the massage, but a fair bit of teasing after the hot towel wipe and before the flip. On the flip, she asked what I wanted. She told me they offer a wide open menu. When I selected an option above standard NOVA, she told me "there's an extra fee for that." Whoah! Alarm bells went off. That sounded an awful lot like exchanging a fee for a service. No thank you.

I let her know I'm actually okay with just a massage, than you.

So she massaged my front and did provide a nice finish. She fended off all attempts at roaming.

So, based on my one experience, I'm not sure I'll go back.

Anyone else ever go to this place?

Maybe I'll check it out this week. I believe this is the one that advertises as Japanese massage or Japanese girls on 680X block of Whittier.

[DonQuiote]

Arlington isn't dead. I have checked out a number of the SMOs but haven't been to one sad I work in the area so I tend to be cautious. I heard Best Massage it's good and one on Lee hwy opposite the new daycare building. Link below to adult search with the locations.

https://adultsearch.com/virginia/arl...massage-parlor

There are quite a few AMPs in Arlington that advertise frequently on bedpage. All the Korean AMPs seem to offer FS, the Chinese AMPs only offer HE, as far as I can tell.

[WalkerC]

Anyone esle having issues with Bedpage?

I always have issues with it.

[Silk3434]

I've partake with Gabby now a few times. She's a Bolivian latina, with a nice plump butt and big tendies. She's not terribly thick, could stand to loose maybe 10-15 lbs of baby fat but why should I be one to complain. She definitely scratches the latina itch and makes it hard to want to go elsewhere. The entrance fee to FHOH is higher, and her services are not super cheap. But they are also not terrible compared to others. After the entrance fee, I'm at $. 80 with her now. I'm not going to give all the details, as every monger is YMMV (its FS+). But lets say we've done some things I normally don't get, or don't do elsewhere.

Others have said she's mechanical, but again I think its YMMV. I've made her cum multiple times now and she's definitely into me as I'm into her. At least that's the feeling she gives to me. All in all a good time to be had and recommend seeing her before her next "vacation".

[XxWhole]

AKA the hot/crazy scale. For reference:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Eu4zwRcMM0

Elizabeth scored off the chart in my humble opinion, beyond the Shelly G zone. No amount of hot can fix that kind of crazy.

This is why we need to crowdfund The Drowned for his unlimited adventures and we get to read his daily comments.

[Serpico99]

So the talk of an extravagant Asian woman walking out of Starbucks decked out in what can only be described as a clash of cultures caught my interest. But when I read the Google reviews of kids running away in fear from a Chinese woman wearing a spring festival hanfu threatening to gun them down or go crouching tiger hidden dragon on their asses I had to see what the fuss was all about. In my line of work, death threats and mental breakdowns are just another Tuesday for me so if I wasn't going to fulfill my carnal desires with this massage I figured it would quench my dark desire to live dangerously while seeing with this cosplay cutie in person.

I walk in and Elizabeth comes out wearing what can only be described as a school girls uniform straight out of a Japanese anime. She had a blond wig decorated with white petals and she was plastered with make up. Big fake eyelashes, and black sparkling eyeliner that wouldn't be such a fashion fopaux if she wasn't 50 and had clear wrinkles seeping through the cracks of her make up..

I have seen this place whenever I drive past. Yeah, it's way too visible from the main road to be anything other than legit. But this chick's quirkiness is kind of interesting and if she gives at least a good legit massage, it may be a place to scratch off the bucket list: Asian cosplay massage LOL.

[TheDrowned]

So, that's a hard pass / no from TheDrowned? (LOL).

AKA the hot/crazy scale. For reference:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Eu4zwRcMM0

Elizabeth scored off the chart in my humble opinion, beyond the Shelly G zone. No amount of hot can fix that kind of crazy.