Massage Parlor Reports

[TheDrowned]

After the crazy misadventure at Angel in Vienna I decided to opt for a cheap win and head over to Deep Blue to visit my favorite mama san, Mimi.

She has a new girl working named Jaja / Xia Xia / cha cha? I made the mistake of asking her to spell it and she spelled it Gigi. So we're going to go with Jaja with a hard consonant J sound. Jaja can pass for mid 30's (but wouldn't surprise me if she was 45-50), she's got a young face petit body not skinny but not chubby either. Right in the exact realm of normal. She was wearing denim short shorts (serpico approved) and black shirt with tits that we're not quite C but not quite B. I got a nice 30 min massage which was ok. It's a good Swedish massage but couldn't pass for a more legit technique. I could tell she was an amateur lacking the skills of Mimi but at least she used just the right amount of oil. I always hate when rookie therapist just dump half a bottle of oil on your back and rub you for 30 min. My skin is sensitive and I always break out afterwards and look like the elephant man the next day.

But overall it's one of the few places you can still get an hour for. 6.

On the flip she offers a handshake and I try to convince her to go for BJ but she tries to meet me half way and comes back with Saran Wrap. I've had these kind of BJs in the past and to be honest I found them about as pleasurable as sticking my D into a beehive. So she doesn't go for the BBBJ which I notice is something that Chinese parlors normally aren't into. I have better results going for that at the Korean AMPs. But after some back and forth I convince her to go FS but only if I provide the cover charge. So if you BYOC and $. 4 you might also be able to convince her as well but YMMV.

Mimi has been getting noise complaints from the neighbors in the area since she works underneath doctor offices so I didn't want to make too much of a ruckus. And unfortunately during the act someone was banging on the door outside and it completely distracted me but it turned out to just be another monger. (Fuck you anyway whoever you are LOL) since I got paranoid I couldn't resume. I guess I had failed my concentration check and she had to finish me by hand.

Overall it was ok. Mama san treated me for lunch afterward. That's really the takeaway here. I highly recommend you find one place you like and become a frequent patron. Be nice to the ladies especially the boss and they might take a liking to you and you might get to enjoy some extra perks.

I'm down for this crowdfund idea! A journalist writing for the Monger Times, if only that was an actual profession.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

[Big Daddy Don]

Work moved me to Tysons and trying to figure out the AMPs. I see some ads say Chinese. How do you tell if they are Thai or Korean? Even rubmaps just says asian.

Thanks!

Base math.

Chinese $70/ hr, Korean $80/ hr, Thai $120/ hr. Or the language they speak.

[Futuopedico]

Work moved me to Tysons and trying to figure out the AMPs. I see some ads say Chinese. How do you tell if they are Thai or Korean? Even rubmaps just says asian.

Thanks!

[HotFootTeddy]

Hello,

In your area for a week, can anyone suggest a good Kamp?

I see two close to me but couldn't find any reviews.

Yang Guang on Leesburg Pike and Seven Therapy Massage in falls church. Any reviews?

If you're in Alexandria, but looking at those locations, you could also check out Lime / Eden Spa near Landmark, or Shirlington Therapy. Golden is right near Sunny YG as well, but doesn't have a table shower. It also depends on what level of service you're looking for.

[PirateSkul]

How is the AMP scene in Alexandria or other suburbs here? Is it safe or does it have frequent troubles with LEO?

[Eddie223]

Went to a local spot in Fairfax on Thursday night. Woman was is sweat pants, messy hair and I think is kinda ugly in the first place. Mediocre massage and then on the flip went straight for the HJ. Due to how she was acting I wasn't able to bust and towards the end she started mumbling some shit about how her hand was hurting. Stopped her and she cleaned the gobs of oil off me. When it came to the tip I gave her 30 bucks and she got all pissy saying "why you no give me more" I pointed at the clock and said for starters you shorted me 15 bucks and didn't do a good job. Fact is she's a independent and made 100 bucks in a hour. Not too many professions do you pull that kinda cheddar. People need to stop tipping these women so much. Go to Korea or any other country and a HJ is standard. With the economy these girls need to start doing a better job than the next. I'm thinking about switching gears back to streetwalkers considering you get the same results for 20 bucks in DC and all the crap behind it is cut out.

This report is useless without naming the place.

[XxWhole]

YG is actually Chineseif that makes a difference.

But there is a Korean and a Thai place in the same complex. Good luck!.

In my experience, the Thai place is legit. There is another legit Chinese place in the same building. Yg rotates the talent, last week there was an older provider while other times I had a bit younger and better looking middle age providers.

[WalkerC]

Went to a local spot in Fairfax on Thursday night. Woman was is sweat pants, messy hair and I think is kinda ugly in the first place. Mediocre massage and then on the flip went straight for the HJ. Due to how she was acting I wasn't able to bust and towards the end she started mumbling some shit about how her hand was hurting. Stopped her and she cleaned the gobs of oil off me. When it came to the tip I gave her 30 bucks and she got all pissy saying "why you no give me more" I pointed at the clock and said for starters you shorted me 15 bucks and didn't do a good job. Fact is she's a independent and made 100 bucks in a hour. Not too many professions do you pull that kinda cheddar. People need to stop tipping these women so much. Go to Korea or any other country and a HJ is standard. With the economy these girls need to start doing a better job than the next. I'm thinking about switching gears back to streetwalkers considering you get the same results for 20 bucks in DC and all the crap behind it is cut out.

Thanks for the info. But, Fairfax is a huge area. Fairfax city or county?

Post is pretty useless without a name of the place.

[SlyFrog]

YG is actually Chineseif that makes a difference.

But there is a Korean and a Thai place in the same complex. Good luck!

Hello,

In your area for a week, can anyone suggest a good Kamp?

I see two close to me but couldn't find any reviews.

Yang Guang on Leesburg Pike and Seven Therapy Massage in falls church. Any reviews?

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[PuntaJaco43]

I have had the same experience there. They sort of go up to the line and then stop. The massages I get there are incredible. I have seen Laura there at least 4 times and she gives a great massage. Her English is not great but she's friendly. I keep waiting have sort of hinted but she doesn't take the bait. I still leave there happy.

Anyway,

That's my two cents.

Happy Hunting.

So today I saw Yin for the second time. I am not sure if that is her name. When I called for the appointment the lady that answered did not understand, so I just told her it was the new girl. Yin is the 60-year-old woman to which I am attracted. Not sure why. Today she was wearing an interesting outfit, smock like and brightly colored. She told me this is what nurses wear in China. Yin is slender attractive and has powerful arms. She will dig her elbow into your back and crack your ribs. I could hear them pop. She will make you say Uncle. I had to tell her to easy up, she cannot be more then 100 lbs.

This time I booked an hour. Again, the massage was excellent, some polite conversation and a little bit of roaming. She pushed me away at times, so I asked her if it felt bad when I touch her. She said no and then pulled away again. She ran 10 minutes over on my session. At the end while she was standing over me rubbing my forehead, I was able to get a nice peck on the lips. Then I told her that I wanted sex. I was just kidding trying to make conversation. She looked at me sternly and said, "not here. " Then she left. I gave it some thought and decided, no way on the offer. That would be crazy, but I will visit again. I strongly recommend the massage and I am not the only one that thinks so. All three rooms were occupied when I visited. On my way out the owner opened the door and wished me well as she was rubbing down some beefy monger that I am sure was eagerly awaiting extras.

There's another woman there too besides Yin and the owner. She is younger, had a mask on so it was hard to tell. Maybe this is Laura. There must be something to this place. All these Chinese gals seem sane as far as I can tell, no deranged, customed therapist running around.

$80 for the full hour plus a $60 tip.

Regards.

[Koolakulak]

Hello,

I'm looking for recommendations for independent in-Call providers in the Tysons area that offer massage and FS, maybe even GFE. Hoping to get a rotation that I can schedule with when I am in the area for work that is reliable and predictable. The AMPs in the area are too hit or miss for me. Something similar to Candy (who I visited), or the Korean agencies, except I don't want to give my personal info out. Otherwise, they would be perfect for what I'm looking for.

Would appreciate if you can share or private message me some recommendations that I can add to my list.

[SexyD]

My experience is that business is down across the board and providers are trying to make up for it by getting more money from the customers that remain. As the economy tightens, its more importantly than ever to hold the line on prices and force the under performers out of business. We expect quality from the other service providers in our lives, so why do so many mongers continue to overspend for inferior service or settle to grope the tits on a 65 year old woman? It's time to start raising expectations.

[MyQUOTE=JoesHome;6141744]Went to a local spot in Fairfax on Thursday night. Woman was is sweat pants, messy hair and I think is kinda ugly in the first place. Mediocre massage and then on the flip went straight for the HJ. Due to how she was acting I wasn't able to bust and towards the end she started mumbling some shit about how her hand was hurting. Stopped her and she cleaned the gobs of oil off me. When it came to the tip I gave her 30 bucks and she got all pissy saying "why you no give me more" I pointed at the clock and said for starters you shorted me 15 bucks and didn't do a good job. Fact is she's a independent and made 100 bucks in a hour. Not too many professions do you pull that kinda cheddar. People need to stop tipping these women so much. Go to Korea or any other country and a HJ is standard. With the economy these girls need to start doing a better job than the next. I'm thinking about switching gears back to streetwalkers considering you get the same results for 20 bucks in DC and all the crap behind it is cut out. [ / QUOTE].

[PirateSkul]

Hello,

In your area for a week, can anyone suggest a good Kamp?

I see two close to me but couldn't find any reviews.

Yang Guang on Leesburg Pike and Seven Therapy Massage in falls church. Any reviews?

[JoesHome]

Went to a local spot in Fairfax on Thursday night. Woman was is sweat pants, messy hair and I think is kinda ugly in the first place. Mediocre massage and then on the flip went straight for the HJ. Due to how she was acting I wasn't able to bust and towards the end she started mumbling some shit about how her hand was hurting. Stopped her and she cleaned the gobs of oil off me. When it came to the tip I gave her 30 bucks and she got all pissy saying "why you no give me more" I pointed at the clock and said for starters you shorted me 15 bucks and didn't do a good job. Fact is she's a independent and made 100 bucks in a hour. Not too many professions do you pull that kinda cheddar. People need to stop tipping these women so much. Go to Korea or any other country and a HJ is standard. With the economy these girls need to start doing a better job than the next. I'm thinking about switching gears back to streetwalkers considering you get the same results for 20 bucks in DC and all the crap behind it is cut out.

[Big Daddy Don]

With Magic being closed, I went to the end of Diggs and dropped by the spot there. Met by Michelle (I think). A little pudgy but cute enough. Her command of Engrish was lacking but she was friendly and knew the routine. She gave a good hard massage. Had to ask her to lighten up a couple of times. She didn't haggle over standard prices. Fun was had by all. She concluded our time with some more massage and seemed to know the lymphatic system as she hit all the spots.

Might repeat if I can't track down my favorites.