Massage Parlor Reports

[Big Daddy Don]

With Magic being closed, I went to the end of Diggs and dropped by the spot there. Met by Michelle (I think). A little pudgy but cute enough. Her command of Engrish was lacking but she was friendly and knew the routine. She gave a good hard massage. Had to ask her to lighten up a couple of times. She didn't haggle over standard prices. Fun was had by all. She concluded our time with some more massage and seemed to know the lymphatic system as she hit all the spots.

Might repeat if I can't track down my favorites.

[ChadZ77]

I had a similar experience at QQ-1 yesterday. I had limited time and options and I needed a real massage. I have visited in the past, but this has always been legit establishment. I hadn't been there in a while, so I decided to drop in for a quick work over and to see if things had changed. I was met by Yin. Yin is an older Chinese woman in her early 60's, the owner and a family member were there also. Yin asked me for the $50 entrance fee upfront for the HH massage then led me to the room. I was instructed to take all my cloth's off and lay on the table even though I had informed Yin when I handed her the money that I just wanted a lower leg and foot massage, I was in shorts, to clarify. I'm a serious runner and lately my mussels have been extremely tight especially my glutes. (That's your but muscles). So, since I was naked, I informed her of this issue. Next thing I know she takes a glob of cream in hand and smacks me on the but with it and proceeds to give me one of the best massages I have ever had..

I have had the same experience there. They sort of go up to the line and then stop. The massages I get there are incredible. I have seen Laura there at least 4 times and she gives a great massage. Her English is not great but she's friendly. I keep waiting have sort of hinted but she doesn't take the bait. I still leave there happy.

Anyway,

That's my two cents.

Happy Hunting.

[Djmd1]

Does anyone know if Lilys on maple is open? I was calling to make an appointment and no one answers.

[DonQuiote]

Actually, the Craigslist af is about a block away in a different building. I'm.

Pretty sure the one next door to Daisy is gone.

About the Craigslist place: it's called Best Massage and is run by a fairly good looking Japanese MILF. Her name is Tina.

I saw her recently. There is no shower and she told me once she intends to get one and another time she does not. She left me in the well-appointed room to strip and hop on the table. After that she came in and gave a fairly decent, fairly deep massage. Not much teasing during the massage, but a fair bit of teasing after the hot towel wipe and before the flip. On the flip, she asked what I wanted. She told me they offer a wide open menu. When I selected an option above standard NOVA, she told me "there's an extra fee for that." Whoah! Alarm bells went off. That sounded an awful lot like exchanging a fee for a service. No thank you.

I let her know I'm actually okay with just a massage, than you.

So she massaged my front and did provide a nice finish. She fended off all attempts at roaming.

So, based on my one experience, I'm not sure I'll go back.

Anyone else ever go to this place?

Maybe I'll check it out this week. I believe this is the one that advertises as Japanese massage or Japanese girls on 680X block of Whittier.

[DonQuiote]

Arlington isn't dead. I have checked out a number of the SMOs but haven't been to one sad I work in the area so I tend to be cautious. I heard Best Massage it's good and one on Lee hwy opposite the new daycare building. Link below to adult search with the locations.

https://adultsearch.com/virginia/arl...massage-parlor

There are quite a few AMPs in Arlington that advertise frequently on bedpage. All the Korean AMPs seem to offer FS, the Chinese AMPs only offer HE, as far as I can tell.

[WalkerC]

Anyone esle having issues with Bedpage?

I always have issues with it.

[Silk3434]

I've partake with Gabby now a few times. She's a Bolivian latina, with a nice plump butt and big tendies. She's not terribly thick, could stand to loose maybe 10-15 lbs of baby fat but why should I be one to complain. She definitely scratches the latina itch and makes it hard to want to go elsewhere. The entrance fee to FHOH is higher, and her services are not super cheap. But they are also not terrible compared to others. After the entrance fee, I'm at $. 80 with her now. I'm not going to give all the details, as every monger is YMMV (its FS+). But lets say we've done some things I normally don't get, or don't do elsewhere.

Others have said she's mechanical, but again I think its YMMV. I've made her cum multiple times now and she's definitely into me as I'm into her. At least that's the feeling she gives to me. All in all a good time to be had and recommend seeing her before her next "vacation".

[XxWhole]

AKA the hot/crazy scale. For reference:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Eu4zwRcMM0

Elizabeth scored off the chart in my humble opinion, beyond the Shelly G zone. No amount of hot can fix that kind of crazy.

This is why we need to crowdfund The Drowned for his unlimited adventures and we get to read his daily comments.

[Serpico99]

So the talk of an extravagant Asian woman walking out of Starbucks decked out in what can only be described as a clash of cultures caught my interest. But when I read the Google reviews of kids running away in fear from a Chinese woman wearing a spring festival hanfu threatening to gun them down or go crouching tiger hidden dragon on their asses I had to see what the fuss was all about. In my line of work, death threats and mental breakdowns are just another Tuesday for me so if I wasn't going to fulfill my carnal desires with this massage I figured it would quench my dark desire to live dangerously while seeing with this cosplay cutie in person.

I walk in and Elizabeth comes out wearing what can only be described as a school girls uniform straight out of a Japanese anime. She had a blond wig decorated with white petals and she was plastered with make up. Big fake eyelashes, and black sparkling eyeliner that wouldn't be such a fashion fopaux if she wasn't 50 and had clear wrinkles seeping through the cracks of her make up..

I have seen this place whenever I drive past. Yeah, it's way too visible from the main road to be anything other than legit. But this chick's quirkiness is kind of interesting and if she gives at least a good legit massage, it may be a place to scratch off the bucket list: Asian cosplay massage LOL.

[TheDrowned]

So, that's a hard pass / no from TheDrowned? (LOL).

AKA the hot/crazy scale. For reference:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Eu4zwRcMM0

Elizabeth scored off the chart in my humble opinion, beyond the Shelly G zone. No amount of hot can fix that kind of crazy.

[PilotAviator]

So the talk of an extravagant Asian woman walking out of Starbucks decked out in what can only be described as a clash of cultures caught my interest. But when I read the Google reviews of kids running away in fear from a Chinese woman wearing a spring festival hanfu threatening to gun them down or go crouching tiger hidden dragon on their asses I had to see what the fuss was all about. In my line of work, death threats and mental breakdowns are just another Tuesday for me so if I wasn't going to fulfill my carnal desires with this massage I figured it would quench my dark desire to live dangerously while seeing with this cosplay cutie in person.

I walk in and Elizabeth comes out wearing what can only be described as a school girls uniform straight out of a Japanese anime. She had a blond wig decorated with white petals and she was plastered with make up. Big fake eyelashes, and black sparkling eyeliner that wouldn't be such a fashion fopaux if she wasn't 50 and had clear wrinkles seeping through the cracks of her make up.

Well I knew I was in for something special so I took an hour and paid the house fee. Elizabeth has pretty good English though her thick Chinese accent is ever present. She's clearly missing a few screws in her noggin and I would be underselling it to say she's unhinged and clinically insane. I always wondered if this was a merely a symptom of her grasp of the English language compared to other Chinese masseuses I've had who don't really speak much. From my experience, the more they talk, the more their values and ideals seem to sound absolutely batshit when compared to an American boy like me. Small talk evolved into Elizabeth going on a rant about how old white men find her attractive because she "stays young" with her style of fashion and outlook on life. She says she dresses like a teenager because she firmly believes she is young and pretty and an 18 year old in the body of a 50 something Chinese. This somehow went onto a tangent of how old Jewish men try to woo her with their wealth (since Jews have money?.stereotyping is so 2005, and I'm also Jewish BTW).

Yeah. It was a wild hour to say the least but I can tell from my psychotherapeutic massage with her that's this chick gets off on dressing like a young sexy cultural stereotype and craves the attention of middle-old age white men who come in hoping to get a "piece of that" while she jerks their dick. But here's the thing. It's a power play. She gets off on teasing it but she won't go anywhere near your junk. Denying you is the power trip she craves and she feeds off of it like the manic pixie vampire she envisions herself as.

Uhhh. I think I'll stick to the language barrier and the hand job. Thanks. I wasn't buying what Elizabeth is selling.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

So, that's a hard pass / no from TheDrowned? (LOL).

[SkinsFan1]

I was stressed-out at work, which is nearby FE, so I decided to revisit. I have not been there in a about a year. After reading the reviews, I decided to check it out. Upon arriving, I was greeted by Mya, nice attractive early 30's ladies about 36 c /26/36. Opted in for the TS which was great and covered through and covered all the areas. Back to the room for a good back rub which she did a great job. She looked hot in a short dress and her ass looked so good I just had to grab it which she allowed. After the flip, she asked what I was looking for and explained I was very hungry (DATY / AR) which lasted about 10-15 min. She was very excited and happy. She then proceeded to BBBJ and placed on a cover and continued. Decent massage and all the areas covered. I believe there is FS on the menu. Return? I plan to revisit in a few weeks and highly recommend. Damage house. 85/ tip $.

Note: I have been a AMP monger about 10 years here in NOVA and have hit up most all of the places in NOVA and Greenbelt. It is easy to determine the standard but, I believe she went the extra mile.

All the best OmegaWestgate.

I went to Far East and got the old lady. Massage was great but really couldn't get it going with such an old lady. She was a trooper and eventually got a load off on her hands. . 6 hh / . 4 HJ. Will not repeat with her.

[EDog65]

I'm going to hit up one of the Greenbelt spas next week and on my way back to Tidewater area going to stop in Norther Ava for round two. I've been to Pine Spa and Queens therapy but want to try a new spot. Any advice on a busty masseuse that gives great L1 and maybe L2 service in the area? I'm in my 50's so therapist doesn't need to be in her 20's or even 30's as long as she's fun, sexy and attractive. I've got plenty of time to kill in the afternoon so I can drive pretty much anywhere in NOVA cities. Anyone willing to help me out with a recommendation?

[TheDrowned]

Just read them Google reports. Wild stories indeed. She must be something else to get that physical description a couple times hmm.

So the talk of an extravagant Asian woman walking out of Starbucks decked out in what can only be described as a clash of cultures caught my interest. But when I read the Google reviews of kids running away in fear from a Chinese woman wearing a spring festival hanfu threatening to gun them down or go crouching tiger hidden dragon on their asses I had to see what the fuss was all about. In my line of work, death threats and mental breakdowns are just another Tuesday for me so if I wasn't going to fulfill my carnal desires with this massage I figured it would quench my dark desire to live dangerously while seeing with this cosplay cutie in person.

I walk in and Elizabeth comes out wearing what can only be described as a school girls uniform straight out of a Japanese anime. She had a blond wig decorated with white petals and she was plastered with make up. Big fake eyelashes, and black sparkling eyeliner that wouldn't be such a fashion fopaux if she wasn't 50 and had clear wrinkles seeping through the cracks of her make up.

Well I knew I was in for something special so I took an hour and paid the house fee. Elizabeth has pretty good English though her thick Chinese accent is ever present. She's clearly missing a few screws in her noggin and I would be underselling it to say she's unhinged and clinically insane. I always wondered if this was a merely a symptom of her grasp of the English language compared to other Chinese masseuses I've had who don't really speak much. From my experience, the more they talk, the more their values and ideals seem to sound absolutely batshit when compared to an American boy like me. Small talk evolved into Elizabeth going on a rant about how old white men find her attractive because she "stays young" with her style of fashion and outlook on life. She says she dresses like a teenager because she firmly believes she is young and pretty and an 18 year old in the body of a 50 something Chinese. This somehow went onto a tangent of how old Jewish men try to woo her with their wealth (since Jews have money?.stereotyping is so 2005, and I'm also Jewish BTW).

Yeah. It was a wild hour to say the least but I can tell from my psychotherapeutic massage with her that's this chick gets off on dressing like a young sexy cultural stereotype and craves the attention of middle-old age white men who come in hoping to get a "piece of that" while she jerks their dick. But here's the thing. It's a power play. She gets off on teasing it but she won't go anywhere near your junk. Denying you is the power trip she craves and she feeds off of it like the manic pixie vampire she envisions herself as.

Uhhh. I think I'll stick to the language barrier and the hand job. Thanks. I wasn't buying what Elizabeth is selling.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

[DownForDouble]

Hi can someone tell me where ava advertises.

Decided check this one out. Quick back and forth text and I was on my way to her apartment. I was shocked she lived only 5 minutes away and I was happy. She told me to meet at the lobby. I was expecting a mamasan but man this woman is sexy. Like I would really take her out on a date type of sexy LOL. She has a huge tattoo on her back that brings out her sexiness. I was about 5 minutes late due to some last minute runs I needed but she was cool but had an appointment so she could only do 30 minutes. I decided to do her topless option which is about 1. 6. I honestly wasn't that impress with her massage and the HE was meh. I did like her boobs tho pretty sure they're fake LOL. I don't think I would repeat but if I do it's because I have to look at her sexy ass again LOL.