Escort Reports

[Stone4]

Gents, you are going to love this one. She's a little more UTR than most as there aren't ads going up. She's a little more preoccupied advertising her OF page, as she should. Absolute stunner, and she's definitely about to blow up.

Senior and or contributing members are welcome to reach out. I'll give you her number and Snapchat handle. That should be enough to get a hold of her if you're serious.

This is the cheerleader you always wanted to bang but never could. She's flexible, charismatic, has great mic skills, stays away from the hard stuff, and isn't jaded by the business. She loves good sex, or at least had me convinced!

Anyway let me get to the details that you freaks are all looking to hear about.

She's located in a quiet, tucked away residence in Brandon close to I4. She has some cats but they stay out of her private room while you're visiting.

She had on a black fishnet dress for me, without even having to request an outfit. AWESOME choice. We get to chatting and touching with a little LFK and mutual massage. She's all over me, but I have to taste before she does. The DATY was delicious, and the couple nibbles from the O were pretty good too.

On to taking care of me. She's got a nice little set of skills with the mic, and even obliged a little bit of BBJ / DT at my request.

She's still working out her skills on hat application, so be prepared to help a little if she needs it.

Got going in Mish, testing out how flexible those legs and hips really were. They're good fellas. Tried her sideways, legs up like a peace sign, ankles behind the head. You can bend and twist her very nicely.

A few O's were shared, but I don't know if an MSOG situation is in the cards for everyone. In any case, why'all should do yourselves a favor and try to see this one before IAN takes us all.

Qv140.

Hhr200.

LFK.

BBJ.

Light DT.

DATY / O.

MISH / K9/ whatever you can come up with.

As always, YMMV.

Good luck gentlemen.

You're inbox is full. You got lots of requests.

[Ejent]

Gents, you are going to love this one. She's a little more UTR than most as there aren't ads going up. She's a little more preoccupied advertising her OF page, as she should. Absolute stunner, and she's definitely about to blow up.

Senior and or contributing members are welcome to reach out. I'll give you her number and Snapchat handle. That should be enough to get a hold of her if you're serious.

This is the cheerleader you always wanted to bang but never could. She's flexible, charismatic, has great mic skills, stays away from the hard stuff, and isn't jaded by the business. She loves good sex, or at least had me convinced!

Anyway let me get to the details that you freaks are all looking to hear about.

She's located in a quiet, tucked away residence in Brandon close to I4. She has some cats but they stay out of her private room while you're visiting.

She had on a black fishnet dress for me, without even having to request an outfit. AWESOME choice. We get to chatting and touching with a little LFK and mutual massage. She's all over me, but I have to taste before she does. The DATY was delicious, and the couple nibbles from the O were pretty good too.

On to taking care of me. She's got a nice little set of skills with the mic, and even obliged a little bit of BBJ / DT at my request.

She's still working out her skills on hat application, so be prepared to help a little if she needs it.

Got going in Mish, testing out how flexible those legs and hips really were. They're good fellas. Tried her sideways, legs up like a peace sign, ankles behind the head. You can bend and twist her very nicely.

A few O's were shared, but I don't know if an MSOG situation is in the cards for everyone. In any case, why'all should do yourselves a favor and try to see this one before IAN takes us all.

Qv140.

Hhr200.

LFK.

BBJ.

Light DT.

DATY / O.

MISH / K9/ whatever you can come up with.

As always, YMMV.

Good luck gentlemen.

[LayingItDown76]

Tbh, I was hoping it would be better given all the hype. I have a large d and I know it can be difficult, so I'm not discounting her skills. I'm still looking for a girl that can touch her nose to my stomach.

Kimberleigh's v was great though. I was able to go balls deep. Had me wanting to pop immediately.

I have the same problem, unless I rub one out before hand!

[ALevel]

How good was the BBBJ, me personally think her BBBJ is soul sucking.

Tbh, I was hoping it would be better given all the hype. I have a large d and I know it can be difficult, so I'm not discounting her skills. I'm still looking for a girl that can touch her nose to my stomach.

Kimberleigh's v was great though. I was able to go balls deep. Had me wanting to pop immediately.

[Syck Pyrate13]

I'm going to be traveling the next few weeks- Miami, Ft. Lauderdale, Tampa, etc, and saw ads for Lourdes in several Florida cities. I'd really like to have a few Tonight's GF existences with adult starlets who live around Florida. According to their website, you have to pay an application fee to Lourdes which gets credited towards your first date. Is Lourdes the real deal? Any first-hand experience?

[MichaelCosmos]

Idk why but I have a thing for trashy hookers that let you nut in them raw, especially if they have a fat ass and tits. Forget about her eyebrows, this girl is right up my alley. Will creampie her today, thanks for the review.

She literally quoted me $280 for bb qv. SMDH.

[LayingItDown76]

Girls that hot don't usually off car dates, and bbbjs. That's just for starters.

Wow she's hot, I'm guessing she's fake.

[LayingItDown76]

I saw Kimberleigh for the first time yesterday. Fairly good comms, easy setup. Staying at a decent hotel in Brandon. BBBJ, cfs, v was nice and tight. I won't go into too much detail because she's been reviewed many times before. I will say she did look slightly heavier than her photos. I haven't decided if I'll repeat. $. 5 for the hhr.

How good was the BBBJ, me personally think her BBBJ is soul sucking.

[ALevel]

I saw Kimberleigh for the first time yesterday. Fairly good comms, easy setup. Staying at a decent hotel in Brandon. BBBJ, cfs, v was nice and tight. I won't go into too much detail because she's been reviewed many times before. I will say she did look slightly heavier than her photos. I haven't decided if I'll repeat. $. 5 for the hhr.

[AFV7895]

I asked her about it. She said her phone # must have belonged to someone else and somehow her account got merged with she-man. She said she does not have a cock.

She does not have a dick and her friend is really hot.

[Rockit]

Brothers, Harley is having so much fun playing in her clubhouse, but the Bucs loss has put a damper on the party. And the hurricane is coming to wipe out Tampa Bay later this week. To lighten the mood and get everyone right before the big storm hits, Harley is not only going to extend her Customer Appreciation Specials, but is adding a Rock You Like a Hurricane extra discount if you see her before the storm hits. She's asking donations for her time of $ / $. 2 / $$. That's for a regular fun filled, get right before the storm session. Drop the code word Hurricane to unlock your discount. As always, no AA and no Greek spoken at the USASG exclusive party. Ride on over to the Brandon area. Any Seniors still looking for her number know what to do. Now put up those shutters, grab the sandbags and take a cruise to your favorite Harley dealer to get rocked like a hurricane.

[GhostRider50]

Wow, just wow. As somebody living in Riverview and has considered contacting her due to the basically zero options here and have to drive at least 20 minutes for anything, I cannot thank you enough for your TOFTT. I also had quite a good laugh reading this, what a roller coaster of a read. Thank you again for reporting and hopefully things will pick up in Riverview some day.

Sorry I was entertained by your demise, LMAO.

[RupWel4]

Idk why but I have a thing for trashy hookers that let you nut in them raw, especially if they have a fat ass and tits. Forget about her eyebrows, this girl is right up my alley. Will creampie her today, thanks for the review.

Bless your heart. Just make sure to get tested, for everything, after.

[AppletonMe]

Idk why but I have a thing for trashy hookers that let you nut in them raw, especially if they have a fat ass and tits. Forget about her eyebrows, this girl is right up my alley. Will creampie her today, thanks for the review.

Yeah I'd meet with her if it were almost literally any other setting that the OP described. Not interested in a little yippy devil dog attacking me and just the overall entire scenario he described. I mean, I'd do it for free? LOL.

[MichaelCosmos]

I thought the photos looked okay on this one so I did some research and found some reviews. I texted her, and she got right back to me. Turns out I was only 2 miles away, just by chance. Said I could be there in 5 minutes, and she agreed. HH was 1- She gave good directions. It led me to a dumpy trailer park. I was able to find the trailer (what was left of it, the trailer is decomposing). She met me outside wearing a tight pink see-through mini dress. It left nothing to the imagination, you could see tits, ass, and her cooochie! The pros: She looks just like the photos. The cons: she looks just like the photos. I don't know what happened to her eyebrows, they are just fucking GONE! Her looks were a turn off, but I was horny as hell and was willing to go through with it because I needed to get some. She led me inside. What a real DUMP. I don't think there is running water, I was surprised that she had electricity The said to be quiet and pointed to the couch that had a blanket on it, and said "sleeping" - I thought there was a kid there, it was a little purse dog. I accidentally woke it up and it turned full demon on me, little fucking shit! She led me to the bedroom. It smelled like Jeffrey Dahmer's refridgerator in there. Here was my opportunity, I asked if she had a condom, she said no, she will go bare and CIP. I said I needed a condom and had one in the car. I left the room, past the dog from fucking hell without getting bit, went to my car (to my surprise was NOT on cinder blocks), and I got the fuck out of there before I ended up in a barrel of acid. If you end up going through with it, double wrap it, bring hand sanitizer, and a change of clothing for the stench. Gentlemen, there is not enough viagra in the world!

Idk why but I have a thing for trashy hookers that let you nut in them raw, especially if they have a fat ass and tits. Forget about her eyebrows, this girl is right up my alley. Will creampie her today, thanks for the review.